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Date Signed Up:1/09/2012
Last Login:7/26/2014
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#4 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2012 on lol wut? +3
#5 - delitedperv (08/18/2012) [-]
lmfao this!
i was the second person to screenshot and add it but there are already like 6 other people posting the same thing lmfao
#14 - I think it's supposed to be a picture. 08/14/2012 on What really happens +8
#37 - I wonder what's up with my "in there". 07/27/2012 on Seat Belt +5
#104 - damnit! I read "Draw 1 card from your dick" 07/20/2012 on Oh Toph -7
#7 - thanks, i knew i'm can't be the only person with a sick mind :D  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2012 on Bad Luck Brian -2
#8 - anonymous (07/20/2012) [-]
No probs bro, everybody will forget the event in a week like anything else ;P

But yanks getting killed makes me lol hard
#1567 - Comment deleted 07/13/2012 on Let's flag porn and help... -1
#1 - Bacon is always an option!  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2012 on I disagree +2
User avatar #2 - puppybiscuit (07/05/2012) [-]
Remember the lick-able wallpaper in the original Willy Wonka movie? Why not lick-able bacon wallpaper!
User avatar #3 - lulgazmz (07/05/2012) [-]
Because that would be torture in its purest manifestation.

Imagine, licking those delicious, succulent walls - Only knowing that no matter how hard you press your tongue against the paper, your hunger shall never be satisfied. And you shall never have true bacon.

(Until you get off your ass and buy some.)
#91 - **seylorm rolled a random image posted in comment #439 at … 06/23/2012 on in the Philippines! -1
#28 - i'd bet they were looking just for dinner 06/19/2012 on Faith in humanity 0
#73 - Picture 06/04/2012 on Maximum portalisation +18
#19 - real orange under a microscope  [+] (4 new replies) 06/03/2012 on Look at what I found +132
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User avatar #63 - flaaffy (06/03/2012) [-]
Dude, Thats a vagina.
#66 - linkDrkguy has deleted their comment.
#67 - flaaffy (06/03/2012) [-]
HAH!
#125 - **seylorm rolls 6** take my 9 05/17/2012 on Look who my friend ran into... 0
#27 - looks like he is burning some calories :D 05/13/2012 on This man deserves to be... +3
#10 - sorry, but i can't really see it, could you please upload a b…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2012 on Life's ultimate fix +188
User avatar #76 - EvanHoladay (05/12/2012) [-]
right click on pic and open in new tab
#20 - Holy shit, I don't. 05/07/2012 on Scumbag Star Wars Brain +7
#89 - well, whenever I'm nervous, I imagine a room full of people, w… 05/06/2012 on I am not alone. 0
#250 - it is possible, the only place where will never be a mine is t… 05/06/2012 on Bad Luck Brian Strikes Again 0
#20 - or like reposts... 05/01/2012 on LG +1
#559 - **seylorm rolls 40** 04/28/2012 on roll em 0
#15 - how about a new kids book: Pop goes the weasel and many other … 04/27/2012 on Oh god why +1
#202 - yeah thanks, but could have been a lot worse. 04/23/2012 on Most Horrifying Parasite Ever 0
#196 - **seylorm rolled a random image posted in comment #170 at …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2012 on Most Horrifying Parasite Ever 0
#197 - eternalstromboli (04/23/2012) [-]
good luck with that
#202 - seylorm (04/23/2012) [-]
yeah thanks, but could have been a lot worse.
#38 - yeah, but if it would have been for 9 months your digestion wo… 04/22/2012 on Logic'd +3
#13 - i really read a lot and i also like having a real book, but i … 04/05/2012 on Hipsters +1
#3 - Picture 04/03/2012 on true 0

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#65 to #64 - seylorm (06/27/2014) [-]
hell yeah, i now have my own personal moose picture, totally worth the wait 10/10
User avatar #62 - battledude ONLINE (01/25/2013) [-]
If you dont collect anymore, are you willing to pass on your items?

or just some normal trades :p
User avatar #49 - whiteniggers (11/25/2012) [-]
How much for the special morganite?
#50 to #49 - seylorm (11/25/2012) [-]
dolan imp?
User avatar #45 - bonjangles (11/23/2012) [-]
Would you trade your Evil Ruby Ring for a Rape Horse?
#46 to #45 - seylorm (11/23/2012) [-]
Probably not, I really like that ring.
User avatar #47 to #46 - bonjangles (11/23/2012) [-]
2.5k RITs and Rape Horse?

Damn I really don't want to collect RITs.
#48 to #47 - seylorm (11/23/2012) [-]
Well, me neither, so no, sorry.
User avatar #44 - futuramafan (11/21/2012) [-]
How about Incubator for

1 x Frank Page
1 x Wolf Head
8 x Jewelry Gambler
1 x Tree Monster Page
4 x Orange Hoof
User avatar #37 - dropz (11/07/2012) [-]
What do you want for your rits and tokens?
#38 to #37 - seylorm (11/07/2012) [-]
are you selling your dgt?
#17 - seylorm (10/31/2012) [-]
lel, check out my green sword, renkelvin
#9 - camperdude (10/23/2012) [-]
Result:

I really wish someone will finally get something...
#10 to #9 - seylorm (10/23/2012) [-]
maybe another day...
thanks anyway
User avatar #11 to #10 - camperdude (10/23/2012) [-]
No problem, just send a trade request whenever you want me to scratch more for you ;)
#12 to #11 - seylorm (10/23/2012) [-]
and by the way, could you send me one of the scratched one back, i still need one of those :)
User avatar #13 to #12 - camperdude (10/23/2012) [-]
sure man!
#14 to #13 - seylorm (10/23/2012) [-]
thanks
User avatar #3 - doctorhitmarker (09/12/2012) [-]
Sorry, now I only have one pig egg left, I still have a spare sheep egg, so maybe a sheep egg and a diamond for your thumb gear?
#4 to #3 - seylorm (09/12/2012) [-]
that's good too.
User avatar #5 to #4 - doctorhitmarker (09/12/2012) [-]
Good Good! I'll send a request :)
#6 to #5 - seylorm (09/12/2012) [-]
oh, i already sent one.
User avatar #7 to #6 - doctorhitmarker (09/12/2012) [-]
I deleted my trade request Lol and accepted yours, and thanks for the gear :)
#8 to #7 - seylorm (09/12/2012) [-]
np
#2 to #1 - seylorm (08/18/2012) [-]
um, thanks, i guess?
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