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seylorm

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Age: 20
Date Signed Up:1/09/2012
Last Login:9/30/2016
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Comment Ranking:#7804
Highest Content Rank:#860
Highest Comment Rank:#2583
Content Thumbs: 8188 total,  9029 ,  841
Comment Thumbs: 4174 total,  4431 ,  257
Content Level Progress: 78% (78/100)
Level 181 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 182 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 97% (97/100)
Level 235 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 236 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Content Views:314844
Times Content Favorited:928 times
Total Comments Made:1140
FJ Points:7533

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#87 - >> #31 ,  [+] (1 reply) 07/26/2015 on Sexy Snowman 0
#88 - iqequalzero (07/26/2015) [-]
#71 - of course you should  [+] (1 reply) 07/26/2015 on Sexy Snowman +3
#72 - pikumin (07/26/2015) [-]
Not
#2 - I have no idea what you're talking about  [+] (66 replies) 07/25/2015 on Sexy Snowman +441
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#104 - darksnowman (07/30/2015) [-]
Thanks, this stuff is hard to find.
#98 - domycatdaddy (07/27/2015) [-]
Gosh damn you funnyjunk...i love you.
#97 - qwertyuiqwer (07/27/2015) [-]
Good...
Good...
#93 - anon (07/26/2015) [-]
>more thumbs than favorites
#85 - bootyblaster (07/26/2015) [-]
what the fuck dawg
like thanks but what the fuck
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#81 - iqequalzero (07/26/2015) [-]
Got a name for the girl? Id like to see her in some actual porn.
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#87 - seylorm (07/26/2015) [-]
>>#31,
#88 - iqequalzero (07/26/2015) [-]
#70 - thealbinoninja (07/26/2015) [-]
Should I click it?
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#71 - seylorm (07/26/2015) [-]
of course you should
#72 - pikumin (07/26/2015) [-]
Not
#69 - billzskillz (07/26/2015) [-]
Kek'd enough to save.
#68 - bemmo (07/26/2015) [-]
#63 - redknull (07/26/2015) [-]
#56 - Wahoona (07/26/2015) [-]
when snowmen officially get more action than you
#41 - mitdwit (07/26/2015) [-]
+129 favorites

... +130 favorites.
#35 - stepsword (07/26/2015) [-]
I love that the cameraman keeps showing the fucking snowman's face.

The cameraman's like, "I'm getting paid to film one of the most ridiculous porno's of my career, I might as well do it professionally"
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#34 - stickmanz (07/26/2015) [-]
i mean, i guess
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#33 - CAPSEDDIE (07/26/2015) [-]
I really want to meet that host girl in real life to see if she is actually like that when there aren't any cameras around
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#24 - redtheninja (07/26/2015) [-]
You got the name of the girl? Seen her in other things but I can't remember what it is.
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#31 - relvel (07/26/2015) [-]
Lexi Bloom.
#29 - anon (07/26/2015) [-]
she was in the garage fuck "amateure and totally real" video.
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#25 - seylorm (07/26/2015) [-]
No idea, I just googled "girl fucking snowman"
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#21 - cookiielaad (07/26/2015) [-]
Can someone please make a gif of the close up of the snowman near the end. That shit killed my boner and made me burst out laughing
#20 - tenaciousleespare (07/26/2015) [-]
What.
#19 - icametocomment (07/26/2015) [-]
>50 favorites
#79 - comboaudio (07/26/2015) [-]
240 now
#18 - sptnfouroneseven (07/26/2015) [-]
#17 - hidanfangirl (07/26/2015) [-]
#16 - anon (07/26/2015) [-]
Hey, if money can make a girl fuck an old guy, it can maker her fuck a snowman....

It's scary to think though that this could easily turn into a rape scenario with how willing she was to go into the woods....
#15 - infinitereaper (07/26/2015) [-]
I thought I had seen everything.
I'm so glad this exists.
#44 - dontmesswithbill (07/26/2015) [-]
But have ya seen this?

efukt.com/21286_Milk_and_Cereal.html
#96 - qwertyuiqwer (07/27/2015) [-]
Well that's a new way of getting Calcium!
#90 - cpupurpleheart (07/26/2015) [-]
I watched it, glad I wasn't turned on from it.
#77 - johrny (07/26/2015) [-]
You all should click this legit link. Totally nothing bizarre is going to happen.
#75 - heikoderweise (07/26/2015) [-]
"You could throw a football in her asshole and hit nothing but net. She has the Mariana Trench of colons and today she's pushing the limits of pornography, breakfast, and ass sphincters all at the same time."
#74 - zielscheibe (07/26/2015) [-]
Holy shit ! Thank you for that link -
#61 - cannibalvegan (07/26/2015) [-]
What the actual fuck? This is the most fucked up porn I've ever seen.

Pretty creative, though, not gonna lie.
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#99 - seras (07/28/2015) [-]
You don't watch a lot of porn, do you?
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#100 - cannibalvegan (07/28/2015) [-]
Well, call me a prude, but I prefer the old "in 'n' out" over people eating cereal out of someone else's asshole.
#59 - ffinfinity (07/26/2015) [-]
i saw the way that chick was positioned with her gape and the other chick with a spoon. i put 2 and 2 togther and noped out. i dont feel like having an inverse boner
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#73 - hearthofsin (07/26/2015) [-]
i did the same thing bud.. no regrets
#76 - ffinfinity (07/26/2015) [-]
yeah except curiosity got the better of me...just as i thought they finished eating the fruit loops more emerged from the depths of her asshole...
#57 - thrifty (07/26/2015) [-]
No I haven't seen it.
I haven't seen it.

I haven't. I didn't click it. I didn't click it.
#47 - stupidpiglets (07/26/2015) [-]
#78 - aceboy (07/26/2015) [-]
#94 - stupidpiglets (07/27/2015) [-]
heh
#46 - Darkrin (07/26/2015) [-]
Is that safe?
#48 - dontmesswithbill (07/26/2015) [-]
I have my doubts
#50 - Darkrin (07/26/2015) [-]
I have even more doubts after seeing the few pop back up at the end.
#51 - dontmesswithbill (07/26/2015) [-]
It was already bad enough, I couldn't believe they ate those few
#54 - anon (07/26/2015) [-]
>ate

runawayandneverlookback.midi
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#12 - mrnaanbread (07/26/2015) [-]
what has this fucking site done to me? i just jerked off to a woman fucking a pile of snow with a dildo sticking out of it
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#58 - zomitlu (07/26/2015) [-]
It really isn't that bizarre you know

Calm down lol
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#36 - relvel (07/26/2015) [-]
I've fapped this video 3 times in the past month.
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#13 - seylorm (07/26/2015) [-]
don't pretend you didn't enjoy it
#11 - mrspyder (07/26/2015) [-]
#9 - anon (07/26/2015) [-]
I can't believe that I just jerked it to a woman fucking a snowman.
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#37 - relvel (07/26/2015) [-]
>>#12
#65 - anon (07/26/2015) [-]
if you look closely the other anon commented before the other guy so why are you mentioning his comment
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#62 - auronexplains (07/26/2015) [-]
What a surprise that multiple people said similar things.
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#8 - yoshiisking (07/25/2015) [-]
even a pile of snow has more game than me
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#45 - fadetometallica (07/26/2015) [-]
For $1,500 you'd be surprised how much game you could have.
#5 - predictablepeter (07/25/2015) [-]
#4 - mrd (07/25/2015) [-]
#3 - captainprincess (07/25/2015) [-]
That shit is bizarre
I like it
#7 - Picture 07/22/2015 on oh shit +1
#24 - fat privilege is not being eaten by other people  [+] (1 reply) 07/15/2015 on A Fact Comp +73
#46 - justakewldewd (07/15/2015) [-]
I guess he was leaving them for his Pishtaco friend to eat instead.
Google it.