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seylorm

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Date Signed Up:1/09/2012
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#17 - I fully undersand you, I would have done the same. 11/14/2013 on STD +5
#15 - dude, you have no idea how hard it was to get her back up.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/14/2013 on STD +19
User avatar #16 - ompalomper (11/14/2013) [-]
im sorry but i just couldn't resist
#17 - seylorm (11/14/2013) [-]
I fully undersand you, I would have done the same.
#8 - actually another planetsized object slammed into the earth. th…  [+] (11 new replies) 11/14/2013 on STD +140
#97 - Rascal (11/15/2013) [-]
That's highly unlikely seeing as the thing is hollow and contains far more titanium than what is naturally found on our planet.



www.redicecreations.com/specialreports/2006/01jan/moon.html
User avatar #75 - lamarisagoodname (11/15/2013) [-]
So the theory goes
User avatar #63 - zuel (11/15/2013) [-]
So this post is Earth having incest with it's rape-child?
#56 - Rascal (11/15/2013) [-]
doesn't that make the moon the baby
User avatar #52 - pointypixel (11/15/2013) [-]
the moon is like a giant cyst that was just growing on the earth, till someone came and popped that mother fucker, and so now instead of grabbing a towel to wipe up all the puss, blood, and lord knows what THAT is, we just let it sit there, orbiting around us and letting it fester, until one day we look up, 'man, look at that thing...that's OUR thing right there, that magnificent ball of cheese in the sky'. 'bro that's not cheese, that's hardened puss...' '....but that's OUR pussball, nobody can take that away from us...WE MUST GO BACK TO IT!' until all these other fuckers like russia and kim jon lamahamadingdong want OUR puss curd for themselves, and we're like 'man, fuck all ya'll, shits our nigga, don't you be touchin' our nigball.' so after a jazillion pesos we build up our rocket to our giant loveable baby in the sky, only to find out we just realized the moon is a giant puss ball, with an abnormally rank odor in the middle of it. nah, fuck that shit, we out.

peace nignog
#50 - notdjfood (11/15/2013) [-]
Well the moon slammed into Clock Town
User avatar #13 - ompalomper (11/14/2013) [-]
did your mom trip?
#15 - seylorm (11/14/2013) [-]
dude, you have no idea how hard it was to get her back up.
User avatar #16 - ompalomper (11/14/2013) [-]
im sorry but i just couldn't resist
#17 - seylorm (11/14/2013) [-]
I fully undersand you, I would have done the same.
User avatar #9 - theluppijackal (11/14/2013) [-]
That's what I was trying to say
Sorry, mind is blank
#156 - yeah, maybe, but he lacks the sith power of the last one. 11/06/2013 on Amen 0
#40 - cool, thanks.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/18/2013 on 'Urland 0
#42 - leuser (10/18/2013) [-]
No problem bro.
#28 - I've always wondered what is happening in this .gif.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/18/2013 on 'Urland 0
User avatar #50 - SubjectThree (10/18/2013) [-]
Explosive compression.

See, as the liquid is being drained out ,there's way air can fill the viod. Usually there's an intake valve on the top of the tanker, but this one must be jammed or something.

Anyway, as the liquid is pumped out, the atmospheric pressure presses harder on the tank, as there's nothing to push back against it inside the tank.

Eventually, the tank's structural integrity couldn't take the pressure and it collapsed like a soda can.
User avatar #38 - leuser (10/18/2013) [-]
Railroad tank car vacuum implosion

There is nothing but vacuum inside the tank. As long as it's perfectly sealed from the exterior nothing should happen, but if there is a leak, the air can not enter that fast in the tank so its crushed by the exterior atmospheric pressure.

Or something like that. I'm no scientist but it's pretty much something among those line :v
#40 - seylorm (10/18/2013) [-]
cool, thanks.
#42 - leuser (10/18/2013) [-]
No problem bro.
#43 - **seylorm rolls 8,958** do it faggot 10/17/2013 on Bro 0
#35 - nice, if you like reading stories, you should check this out. 10/12/2013 on Coming out of the closet +2
#18 - Balls in the way isn't even that big of an issue, I just think… 09/23/2013 on its something called balls 0
#27 - I think you mixed up plutonium and uranium, plutonium is the o…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2013 on Wow 0
User avatar #146 - bipolarprobe (09/20/2013) [-]
Probably, like I said, my knowledge is limited and I haven't actually learned anything on the subject of nuclear bombs or nuclear physics in a couple of years.
#24 - you misspelled arousing 09/15/2013 on 616 0
#100 - if you want an truly epic read i can recommend this: 09/12/2013 on Humans are badass 0
#12 - all jokes aside, that was still a pretty impressive jump 09/08/2013 on You Shall Not Pass +2
#3 - I have a SSD and I still don't do it... 08/12/2013 on Update 0
#23 - I always thought the emergency 9-1-1 was changed to that after… 08/10/2013 on 9/11 0
#135 - I don't know, I'm certainly not. 08/04/2013 on Stereotypes 0
#47 - I'm german, and I'm probably the laziest person you'll ever hear from.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/04/2013 on Stereotypes +1
User avatar #124 - joshlol (08/04/2013) [-]
Aren't you all spectacular engineers ?
#135 - seylorm (08/04/2013) [-]
I don't know, I'm certainly not.
#154 - all of them of course 07/25/2013 on Oh the humanity 0
#27 - what if you're american?  [+] (4 new replies) 06/09/2013 on stupidity +1
User avatar #29 - kokkodellrrisch (06/09/2013) [-]
Snooki.
User avatar #198 - cubicalpayload (06/10/2013) [-]
What if you're Snooki?
#283 - Rascal (06/10/2013) [-]
Then you should probably die.

Snooki is the only person that I hate. Other than Nicki Minaj, that is. And the fake feminists. And native english speakers. And people that wear those really stupid shutter shades. And people that wear their pants so low that they can't run from the cops (unless they're women, in which case they won't be able to run from me without stripping, which is fine by me. (unless they're really ugly, in which case i don't care.))

If you examine my list very carefully you'll notice that Hitler is none of these things.
User avatar #213 - kokkodellrrisch (06/10/2013) [-]
Ostrich.
#18 - So why not call it OP? 06/09/2013 on Wtf Africa +7
#174 - in school, waiting for my lesson to start 06/07/2013 on What are you doing right now? 0
#4 - you're so bad at drawing a circle,you can't even spell it  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2013 on I know why kids love... +169
#7 - sexynippleguy (05/27/2013) [-]
i sure am
#11 - most of these are because of pure stupidity 05/22/2013 on I'll show you mine if you... +2
#70 - asymptotes sound like the friendzone to me 05/17/2013 on we know drama 0
#32 - hey, what's Ramsey Snow doing there? 05/16/2013 on Thank you captain obvious. 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#65 to #64 - seylorm ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
hell yeah, i now have my own personal moose picture, totally worth the wait 10/10
User avatar #62 - battledude (01/25/2013) [-]
If you dont collect anymore, are you willing to pass on your items?

or just some normal trades :p
User avatar #49 - whiteniggers (11/25/2012) [-]
How much for the special morganite?
#50 to #49 - seylorm ONLINE (11/25/2012) [-]
dolan imp?
User avatar #45 - bonjangles (11/23/2012) [-]
Would you trade your Evil Ruby Ring for a Rape Horse?
#46 to #45 - seylorm ONLINE (11/23/2012) [-]
Probably not, I really like that ring.
User avatar #47 to #46 - bonjangles (11/23/2012) [-]
2.5k RITs and Rape Horse?

Damn I really don't want to collect RITs.
#48 to #47 - seylorm ONLINE (11/23/2012) [-]
Well, me neither, so no, sorry.
User avatar #44 - futuramafan (11/21/2012) [-]
How about Incubator for

1 x Frank Page
1 x Wolf Head
8 x Jewelry Gambler
1 x Tree Monster Page
4 x Orange Hoof
User avatar #37 - dropz (11/07/2012) [-]
What do you want for your rits and tokens?
#38 to #37 - seylorm ONLINE (11/07/2012) [-]
are you selling your dgt?
#17 - seylorm ONLINE (10/31/2012) [-]
lel, check out my green sword, renkelvin
#9 - camperdude (10/23/2012) [-]
Result:

I really wish someone will finally get something...
#10 to #9 - seylorm ONLINE (10/23/2012) [-]
maybe another day...
thanks anyway
User avatar #11 to #10 - camperdude (10/23/2012) [-]
No problem, just send a trade request whenever you want me to scratch more for you ;)
#12 to #11 - seylorm ONLINE (10/23/2012) [-]
and by the way, could you send me one of the scratched one back, i still need one of those :)
User avatar #13 to #12 - camperdude (10/23/2012) [-]
sure man!
#14 to #13 - seylorm ONLINE (10/23/2012) [-]
thanks
User avatar #3 - doctorhitmarker ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
Sorry, now I only have one pig egg left, I still have a spare sheep egg, so maybe a sheep egg and a diamond for your thumb gear?
#4 to #3 - seylorm ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
that's good too.
User avatar #5 to #4 - doctorhitmarker ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
Good Good! I'll send a request :)
#6 to #5 - seylorm ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
oh, i already sent one.
User avatar #7 to #6 - doctorhitmarker ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
I deleted my trade request Lol and accepted yours, and thanks for the gear :)
#8 to #7 - seylorm ONLINE (09/12/2012) [-]
np
#2 to #1 - seylorm ONLINE (08/18/2012) [-]
um, thanks, i guess?
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