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seylorm

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 19
Date Signed Up:1/09/2012
Last Login:7/30/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#3624
Highest Content Rank:#860
Highest Comment Rank:#3145
Content Thumbs: 8163 total,  8996 ,  833
Comment Thumbs: 3070 total,  3312 ,  242
Content Level Progress: 60% (60/100)
Level 181 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 182 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 25% (25/100)
Level 227 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 228 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:1
Content Views:310027
Times Content Favorited:925 times
Total Comments Made:1020
FJ Points:6674

latest user's comments

#132 - friend showed me Frankfurt, Germany got one … 07/27/2015 on How did you find FJ? Where... 0
#12 - well It's a comparison between nvidia hairworks turned on and … 07/26/2015 on What a time to be alive 0
#10 - Also add booze because why not 07/26/2015 on Life changing 0
#87 - >> #31 ,  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2015 on Sexy Snowman 0
#88 - iqequalzero (07/26/2015) [-]
#9 - It would make absolutely no difference, the stars we can see w…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2015 on Did dinosaurs like stars? 0
User avatar #10 - notwalkingwaffles (07/26/2015) [-]
Neat.
#71 - of course you should  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2015 on Sexy Snowman +3
#72 - pikumin (07/26/2015) [-]
Not
#25 - No idea, I just googled "girl ******* snowman" 07/26/2015 on Sexy Snowman +3
#13 - don't pretend you didn't enjoy it 07/26/2015 on Sexy Snowman +15
#2 - I have no idea what you're talking about  [+] (66 new replies) 07/25/2015 on Sexy Snowman +440
User avatar #104 - darksnowman (07/30/2015) [-]
Thanks, this stuff is hard to find.
#98 - domycatdaddy (07/27/2015) [-]
Gosh damn you funnyjunk...i love you.
#97 - qwertyuiqwer (07/27/2015) [-]
Good...
Good...
#93 - anon (07/26/2015) [-]
>more thumbs than favorites
#85 - bootyblaster (07/26/2015) [-]
what the fuck dawg
like thanks but what the fuck
#81 - iqequalzero (07/26/2015) [-]
Got a name for the girl? Id like to see her in some actual porn.
#87 - seylorm (07/26/2015) [-]
>>#31,
#88 - iqequalzero (07/26/2015) [-]
#70 - thealbinoninja (07/26/2015) [-]
Should I click it?
#71 - seylorm (07/26/2015) [-]
of course you should
#72 - pikumin (07/26/2015) [-]
Not
#69 - billzskillz (07/26/2015) [-]
Kek'd enough to save.
#68 - bemmo (07/26/2015) [-]
#63 - redknull (07/26/2015) [-]
#56 - Wahoona (07/26/2015) [-]
when snowmen officially get more action than you
#41 - mitdwit (07/26/2015) [-]
+129 favorites

... +130 favorites.
#35 - stepsword (07/26/2015) [-]
I love that the cameraman keeps showing the fucking snowman's face.

The cameraman's like, "I'm getting paid to film one of the most ridiculous porno's of my career, I might as well do it professionally"
User avatar #34 - stickmanz (07/26/2015) [-]
i mean, i guess
User avatar #33 - CAPSEDDIE (07/26/2015) [-]
I really want to meet that host girl in real life to see if she is actually like that when there aren't any cameras around
User avatar #24 - redtheninja (07/26/2015) [-]
You got the name of the girl? Seen her in other things but I can't remember what it is.
User avatar #31 - relvel (07/26/2015) [-]
Lexi Bloom.
#29 - anon (07/26/2015) [-]
she was in the garage fuck "amateure and totally real" video.
#25 - seylorm (07/26/2015) [-]
No idea, I just googled "girl fucking snowman"
User avatar #21 - cookiielaad (07/26/2015) [-]
Can someone please make a gif of the close up of the snowman near the end. That shit killed my boner and made me burst out laughing
#20 - tenaciousleespare (07/26/2015) [-]
What.
#19 - icametocomment (07/26/2015) [-]
>50 favorites
#79 - comboaudio (07/26/2015) [-]
240 now
#18 - sptnfouroneseven (07/26/2015) [-]
#17 - hidanfangirl (07/26/2015) [-]
#16 - anon (07/26/2015) [-]
Hey, if money can make a girl fuck an old guy, it can maker her fuck a snowman....

It's scary to think though that this could easily turn into a rape scenario with how willing she was to go into the woods....
#15 - infinitereaper (07/26/2015) [-]
I thought I had seen everything.
I'm so glad this exists.
#44 - dontmesswithbill (07/26/2015) [-]
But have ya seen this?

efukt.com/21286_Milk_and_Cereal.html
#96 - qwertyuiqwer (07/27/2015) [-]
Well that's a new way of getting Calcium!
#90 - cpupurpleheart (07/26/2015) [-]
I watched it, glad I wasn't turned on from it.
#77 - johrny (07/26/2015) [-]
You all should click this legit link. Totally nothing bizarre is going to happen.
#75 - heikoderweise (07/26/2015) [-]
"You could throw a football in her asshole and hit nothing but net. She has the Mariana Trench of colons and today she's pushing the limits of pornography, breakfast, and ass sphincters all at the same time."
#74 - zielscheibe (07/26/2015) [-]
Holy shit ! Thank you for that link -
#61 - cannibalvegan (07/26/2015) [-]
What the actual fuck? This is the most fucked up porn I've ever seen.

Pretty creative, though, not gonna lie.
User avatar #99 - seras (07/28/2015) [-]
You don't watch a lot of porn, do you?
User avatar #100 - cannibalvegan (07/28/2015) [-]
Well, call me a prude, but I prefer the old "in 'n' out" over people eating cereal out of someone else's asshole.
#59 - ffinfinity (07/26/2015) [-]
i saw the way that chick was positioned with her gape and the other chick with a spoon. i put 2 and 2 togther and noped out. i dont feel like having an inverse boner
#73 - hearthofsin (07/26/2015) [-]
i did the same thing bud.. no regrets
#76 - ffinfinity (07/26/2015) [-]
yeah except curiosity got the better of me...just as i thought they finished eating the fruit loops more emerged from the depths of her asshole...
#57 - thrifty (07/26/2015) [-]
No I haven't seen it.
I haven't seen it.

I haven't. I didn't click it. I didn't click it.
#47 - stupidpiglets (07/26/2015) [-]
#78 - aceboy (07/26/2015) [-]
#94 - stupidpiglets (07/27/2015) [-]
heh
#46 - Darkrin (07/26/2015) [-]
Is that safe?
#48 - dontmesswithbill (07/26/2015) [-]
I have my doubts
#50 - Darkrin (07/26/2015) [-]
I have even more doubts after seeing the few pop back up at the end.
#51 - dontmesswithbill (07/26/2015) [-]
It was already bad enough, I couldn't believe they ate those few
#54 - anon (07/26/2015) [-]
>ate

runawayandneverlookback.midi
User avatar #12 - mrnaanbread (07/26/2015) [-]
what has this fucking site done to me? i just jerked off to a woman fucking a pile of snow with a dildo sticking out of it
User avatar #58 - zomitlu (07/26/2015) [-]
It really isn't that bizarre you know

Calm down lol
User avatar #36 - relvel (07/26/2015) [-]
I've fapped this video 3 times in the past month.
#13 - seylorm (07/26/2015) [-]
don't pretend you didn't enjoy it
#11 - mrspyder (07/26/2015) [-]
#9 - anon (07/26/2015) [-]
I can't believe that I just jerked it to a woman fucking a snowman.
User avatar #37 - relvel (07/26/2015) [-]
>>#12
#65 - anon (07/26/2015) [-]
if you look closely the other anon commented before the other guy so why are you mentioning his comment
User avatar #62 - auronexplains (07/26/2015) [-]
What a surprise that multiple people said similar things.
User avatar #8 - yoshiisking (07/25/2015) [-]
even a pile of snow has more game than me
User avatar #45 - fadetometallica (07/26/2015) [-]
For $1,500 you'd be surprised how much game you could have.
#5 - predictablepeter (07/25/2015) [-]
#4 - mrd (07/25/2015) [-]
#3 - captainprincess (07/25/2015) [-]
That shit is bizarre
I like it
#548 - Guess who's not gonna get banned 07/23/2015 on Post your picture, get a... +1

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#65 to #64 - seylorm (06/27/2014) [-]
hell yeah, i now have my own personal moose picture, totally worth the wait 10/10
User avatar #62 - battledude (01/25/2013) [-]
If you dont collect anymore, are you willing to pass on your items?

or just some normal trades :p
User avatar #49 - whiteniggers (11/25/2012) [-]
How much for the special morganite?
#50 to #49 - seylorm (11/25/2012) [-]
dolan imp?
User avatar #45 - bonjangles (11/23/2012) [-]
Would you trade your Evil Ruby Ring for a Rape Horse?
#46 to #45 - seylorm (11/23/2012) [-]
Probably not, I really like that ring.
User avatar #47 to #46 - bonjangles (11/23/2012) [-]
2.5k RITs and Rape Horse?

Damn I really don't want to collect RITs.
#48 to #47 - seylorm (11/23/2012) [-]
Well, me neither, so no, sorry.
User avatar #44 - futuramafan (11/21/2012) [-]
How about Incubator for

1 x Frank Page
1 x Wolf Head
8 x Jewelry Gambler
1 x Tree Monster Page
4 x Orange Hoof
User avatar #37 - dropz (11/07/2012) [-]
What do you want for your rits and tokens?
#38 to #37 - seylorm (11/07/2012) [-]
are you selling your dgt?
#17 - seylorm (10/31/2012) [-]
lel, check out my green sword, renkelvin
#9 - camperdude ONLINE (10/23/2012) [-]
Result:

I really wish someone will finally get something...
#10 to #9 - seylorm (10/23/2012) [-]
maybe another day...
thanks anyway
User avatar #11 to #10 - camperdude ONLINE (10/23/2012) [-]
No problem, just send a trade request whenever you want me to scratch more for you ;)
#12 to #11 - seylorm (10/23/2012) [-]
and by the way, could you send me one of the scratched one back, i still need one of those :)
User avatar #13 to #12 - camperdude ONLINE (10/23/2012) [-]
sure man!
#14 to #13 - seylorm (10/23/2012) [-]
thanks
User avatar #3 - doctorhitmarker (09/12/2012) [-]
Sorry, now I only have one pig egg left, I still have a spare sheep egg, so maybe a sheep egg and a diamond for your thumb gear?
#4 to #3 - seylorm (09/12/2012) [-]
that's good too.
User avatar #5 to #4 - doctorhitmarker (09/12/2012) [-]
Good Good! I'll send a request :)
#6 to #5 - seylorm (09/12/2012) [-]
oh, i already sent one.
User avatar #7 to #6 - doctorhitmarker (09/12/2012) [-]
I deleted my trade request Lol and accepted yours, and thanks for the gear :)
#8 to #7 - seylorm (09/12/2012) [-]
np
#2 to #1 - seylorm (08/18/2012) [-]
um, thanks, i guess?
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