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Reading about this made me mad, aparently the dude that tattooed him got arrested and the internet raised hi 25k to get that shit removed, god i wish you guys nuked brazil instead of japan.
You live in an oversized theif complex, do you think Brazilians care about justice?
I don`t expect the goverment or the police to do anything about criminality, they`re criminals themselfs.
But i`ve never ever ever ever ever thought the common folk would poll their hard earned cash, emphasis on HARD EARNED, to give it away to a fucking lowlife thief, we are the same people, that when police failed to arrive to a robery, we tied a fucking scumshiteating thief to a lampost, striped him naked and gave him a royal beating, then the police arrives to rescue him.
I am confused, i don`t want to live in this shithole, but i don`t want my kids to have US morals and education.
Well viciously beating someone is not the way to go at all, even if they're scum of the earth, beating someone for stealing is way too excessive and I can see why the cops stopped you because you were literally 1-uping the thief. You stooped to his level then dropped even lower.
American morals are far above that shithole, even that would be enough to pack and bee line it up north, but our education is understandably dissuading. But again, would you rather have your children eating a mans face for keying their bikes and not have any clue how to do math, or have them being righteous, upstanding citizens who can only barely do math.
Its a no-brainer, do the right thing, move to America.
The problem with the thief, is that, while a armed robbery while happening, the police was sitting on their ass, but as soon as a fucking thief gets in trouble, they spring into action.
You see, my problem with the US, is the whole sjw/cuck brainwashing on schools, teaching straight up wrong stuff, even on regular classes like math and english they're teaching straight up wrong things, or saying someone did not answer a question correctly because it's not the way the teacher wanted.
Also society in general, the whole consumerism thing, the degenerate hookup culture, and a plethora of things that disgust me deeply. While at the same time there is this guy Patrick, a dude that is here in brazil, since i am the only english speaking dude in a 700km radius, we talk alot, he's polite, well educated, funny, knows how to drink (doesn't get drunk while drinking absurd amounts of alcohol), can have a normal discussion, especially politics, in brazil we have a saying, "3 things you never discuss, football, politics and religion" and i had a discussion with the man, totally civilized discussion.
And then we have brazil, there are many thing wrongs with my country, but you can make small talk with literally anything, people help each other, most of the honest population are great people, and no one is gonna teach something wrong to my kid, and the schools, well they do their job, they're not perfect, but the teachers teach all you need, IF you pay attention, which most do not. And colleges are the same.
It's really funny because every day i either wake up decided to pack up and go north, or i wake up to some posts on FJ that make me go like "hell naw nigga".
If you move to my Motherland, Texas, or my current home, Arizona, your child will not be taught any SJW horseshit and, in fact, will become an upstanding citizen, guaranteed.
Yes, common core is cancer, but Trump's getting rid of it. Don't worry about that, it will be fixed in the next 4-8 years.
Consumerism really just affects culture, not individuals. Hookup culture is nurture, meaning YOU can prevent your child from falling victim to it. Most hookup artists were neglected or have other issues, hence why they have a hard time getting attached to people.
We have a similar thing about politics here. "Never talk about religion or politics with your friends and family, especially over the holidays."
My whole family are fans of the same NFL team, so there's no problem.
We are the same in America. ESPECIALLY if you live in a small town in one of the states I mentioned. Other states like Tennessee and Utah are good examples, too. Really just the deeper red states (except Florida).
Honestly, the stuff you see here is not as prevalent in the states I brought up. The USA is fucking massive, SoCal is cancer, stay away. There are a few bad states, but it really is mostly the north east, Florida
Florida is a reliably red, none obnoxious liberal state, but weird fucking shit always happens there. A man road a turtle to try and spear a fucking shark one time.
and California. Come over here so your kids don't make meth and rob people and instead have beautiful M4's and sing about America.
Patriotism like that turn me on
Anyways, i think, after your comment, i'll order a ten gallon on ebay.
I have no reason to not trust a stranger online do i?
Well I have no reason to lie to you. I'm just advising you.
If you look a little deeper than FJ you'll find most of the USA is better than Brazil. Especially for children.
It's really who raises you if you're talking about morals here in the US.
I think education is fine to be honest, my public high school is okay and it's getting a lot of funding to build new shit that I wasn't there for.
RIP tho if you're in a poor city or one with poor neighborhoods
But god damn is college fucking expensive, I can't wait to see when the inevitable climax will occur and it's devastating outcome.
We put radiation in japan and got anime. Imagine what would happen if we put radiation into the BRfags and the Amazon
With brazils high rate of transexuals and all that? The thought is terrfying.
We can still nuke Brazil if you want
Please do, aim the biggest one at Brasilia, where the scum is concentrated, the only fix for brazil is starting over.
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