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Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:1/06/2011
Last Login:8/24/2016
Location:England
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Favorite Tags: dark souls 3 (5) | dark souls (3) | Darksoulstime (3) | sorry (2)
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#168 - I don't hate either. These cunts on the other hand. 05/04/2016 on robot weighs in on Game of... 0
#3 - I found the pvp better in DS2 than in DS1. At least on basic c… 04/10/2016 on How to start a shitstorm +8
#56 - Not long now.. Shamelessly reposting **** i made  [+] (2 new replies) 04/06/2016 on So it's a 10 on PC? +21
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#126 - jaxsrain (04/06/2016) [-]
dont give up, skeleton.
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#157 - bogbean (04/06/2016) [-]
tongue but hole!
#120 - Lets see them buy back their self respect.  [+] (7 new replies) 03/26/2016 on Strippers' Ca$h +1
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#142 - hybredmoon (03/26/2016) [-]
They've taken their sexuality and owned it. Meanwhile I feel stupid just dancing in my kitchen when my favorite song comes on the radio. I wish I had the kind of confidence it must take to dance for the admiration of strangers.
#148 - anon (03/26/2016) [-]
'Confidence'
You mean self-loathing and daddy issues?

Gonna keep my self-respect and diginity thanks.
My naked body is for my man and my man only.
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#150 - hybredmoon (03/26/2016) [-]
Kinda like your account is for when you don't feel like being a judgemental slag?

"Men find those women more attractive than me, obviously they are sluts." ~ you
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#134 - kegget (03/26/2016) [-]
All strippers I've met have been lovely ladies. They're just dancers, and the most naked they'll get is topless (most of the time they don't though).

I've considered becoming a stripper purely because of how glamourous it is, the ladies I've met are always so well-dressed and lovely. You get to dance in the limelight and get money for it, that's a pretty cool job in my opinion.

Maybe you should actually meet some strippers instead of getting your opinions off the dingy clubs you see in films.
#127 - robuntu (03/26/2016) [-]
Believe it or not, the myth that strippers lack self respect is....well....a myth. Strippers report higher than average levels of self respect and confidence. They also have a higher educational attainment than the general population and report higher job satisfaction than the average American.

But yeah - whatever helps you get through the day.....

We *all* sell ourselves. I go to an office and type shit I don't care about into a computer all day. A stripper can dance, flirt with guys, drink, and earn 3x more per hour than I do.

#151 - anon (03/26/2016) [-]
Yeah dude, it's not hard to jiggle about and take your clothes off for horny guys.
There is literally nothing to think about, so it can't possibly be difficult.

It's an attention whore's paradise where you can be a whore and claim you're an 'exotic dancer' whenever someone mentions that they've lost all market value because no one wants to 'settle down' with someone who's taken over 500 dicks.
#152 - robuntu (03/26/2016) [-]
I think you're getting confused.

Strippers are people who take off their clothes for money. There is no 'dick taking' required.

Attention whores are everywhere. The difference between a stripper and an amateur attention whore, is that the stripper makes money for the attention that they get. Like any other performer. Actors are attention whores. Comedians are attention whores. Singers are attention whores. That's not an inherently bad thing.

Strippers don't have any problem settling down. They don't have fame or anything - they just make a lot of money using a fake name at a club. When they stop stripping, they move on and put it behind them. It's different if you're a A-list Porn Star - sure, that follows you. But being a stripper? Nah - not really.
#17 - Hey Phil, you're awesome by the way. Could you link me to some…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2016 on Omegle & Chatroulette... +1
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#20 - philskimbosh (02/09/2016) [-]
You want the Jesus Rug playlist. www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLB2B1EC301ED0DF51 Enjoy your blasphemy!
#196 - If this is on you tube does anyone have the source? 01/18/2016 on Watch it till the end 0
#105 - Sex. 01/15/2016 on Gus n' Al Episode 3 0
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#47 - Dulishus. 09/07/2015 on Cooking Shows 0
#17 - ..Eh? 09/03/2015 on You can stop searching +1