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Date Signed Up:10/04/2011
Last Login:5/25/2016
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Highest Comment Rank:#66
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Level 51 Content: Sammich eater → Level 52 Content: Sammich eater
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Level 339 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 340 Comments: Sold Soul
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#17 - $660 paycheck Spent $7 on Splinter Cell: Blacklist. …  [+] (2 new replies) 10 hours ago on need +5
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#19 - hardongo (8 hours ago) [-]
i never knew why splinter isnt " hitman" famous, it was a pretty cool game to play alone and in co op
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#20 - brobafett (6 hours ago) [-]
It was before conviction, but conviction kinda marked where it stopped being splinter cell and started being gears of war with more stealth elements.
#26 - A doctor's other profession is talking to people who don't und…  [+] (6 new replies) 11 hours ago on " I'm not defined by my... +65
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#104 - penelo (1 hour ago) [-]
This guy's other profession has to be "saint" though. This dude takes so much shit from his patients and he just tells it like it is in the chillest way there is
#105 - anon (1 hour ago) [-]
Actually most people are respectful. The annoying part is the patients who go "yeah, sure, I'll do that" and then just don't take their meds, don't eat well, don't exercise, don't sleep well, etc.

Like, why do you even come here?
#107 - penelo (1 hour ago) [-]
Yeah the ones I'm mentioning are a little delusional, the majority, though weak-willed doesn't insult his intelligence.
Pic related was the one that made me almost rip my hair away from my scalp
#112 - hubbob (57 minutes ago) [-]
Omfg, where does her pussy start/end? Type of chick youd have to stop half way through fucking to ask for directions.
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#114 - penelo (53 minutes ago) [-]
That chick actually lost a lot of weight recently. Wanna know how? She got a boyfriend totally into her whole life style and whatnot and they just fuck a ton.
Long story short: she lost weight by fucking.

www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/10/pauline-potter-weight-loss-worlds-heaviest-woman_n_1662919.html

At least she's doing something, but she's still a cunt

#116 - hubbob (50 minutes ago) [-]
Haha, thats fucking inspirational man.
#24 - Watch a video, live a littl… 12 hours ago on Amazing Skyrim Trick Shot! +5
#153 - Is it time? Is it finally time for them to come?  [+] (1 new reply) 22 hours ago on The future is now! +2
#156 - vetis (22 hours ago) [-]
Them, and us.
#15 - I think the idea is to never be confident in just one source. … 05/24/2016 on logical fallacies +1
#19 - Lard?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/23/2016 on mfw vegans try to convert me +1
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#22 - leoric (05/23/2016) [-]
It is... Not that great to cook with honestly. I mean its not bad, but there are better alternatives to be sure.
#25 - wiiugilgamesh (05/23/2016) [-]
Lard is used to make the BEST flaky pie crusts and can be melted into the ultimate frying oil.

Do not under estimate the power of Lard Almighty!
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#23 - chikibriki (05/23/2016) [-]
this is set in like 1912, they didn't have much for alternatives
#44 - I generally get off work a little after 11:00 at night. And it… 05/23/2016 on Ordering at Wendy's 0
#24 - It makes me feel like a normal human being to like that better. 05/22/2016 on Judy -4
#12 - I'm not saying abortion is never necessary, but I ******* hate…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2016 on Abortion -3
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#18 - trollmobile (05/22/2016) [-]
no, i view it as preventing the creation of a child.
much like a condom.
condoms were seen as sinful by catholics back in the day, much the same way abortion is seen as sinful by americans now.
#14 - symmiie (05/22/2016) [-]
#58 - It's amazing someone is so sheltered and dependent they don't … 05/22/2016 on Daily Dose of Cringe 11 +1

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#49 - mudkipfucker (02/12/2016) [-]
#50 to #49 - severepwner (02/12/2016) [-]
Good morning.
#45 - mouldysandals (01/06/2016) [-]
hey cheers man appreciate it
#46 to #45 - severepwner (01/06/2016) [-]
No problem.
#43 - auronexplains (10/28/2015) [-]
You a cool dude.
#44 to #43 - severepwner (10/29/2015) [-]
Thanks.

Always figure out the right way to think about things.
#42 - Alakutubak (07/22/2015) [-]
Ahahaha.... idiot
#40 - somber (04/21/2015) [-]
Hallo friend.
Hallo friend.
#41 to #40 - severepwner (04/21/2015) [-]
Hey.
#39 - majormayor (04/19/2015) [-]
lol I didn't realize my old account was still "friends" with yours.
#38 - murrlogic (01/22/2015) [-]
boop
#32 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
I think of you as cpislucky's twin.
#33 to #32 - severepwner (10/20/2013) [-]
Who?
#34 to #33 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
Some other user who has been sitting in the dustier corners of my friends list.
#35 to #34 - severepwner (10/20/2013) [-]
Oh, perhaps you should dust him off then.
#36 to #35 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
He hasn't commented anywhere on the SFW part of the website since February.
#29 - mayormilkman (08/04/2013) [-]
butts
#30 to #29 - severepwner (08/04/2013) [-]
#31 to #30 - mayormilkman (08/04/2013) [-]
Butts.
#16 - mayormilkman (03/20/2013) [-]
I'm going to leave this comment here for the night. Make sure that nothing happens to it, but that shouldn't be too hard.
#17 to #16 - severepwner (03/20/2013) [-]
Ok, when are you picking it up?
#18 to #17 - mayormilkman (03/20/2013) [-]
Tomorrow. I should be back some time tomorrow.
#19 to #18 - severepwner (03/20/2013) [-]
Ok bye.
#20 to #19 - mayormilkman (04/09/2013) [-]
I'm a bit late...
#21 to #20 - severepwner (04/09/2013) [-]
Where the **** have you been!
#22 to #21 - mayormilkman (04/09/2013) [-]
Not too far away from here.
#23 to #22 - severepwner (04/09/2013) [-]
Then how did you forget? It's your ******* comment after all.
#24 to #23 - mayormilkman (04/09/2013) [-]
It's not too important a thing, but then again, I had not much else to worry about the time. After all, it's still fine.
#25 to #24 - severepwner (04/09/2013) [-]
I had to worry about it for like 20 days dammit!
#26 to #25 - mayormilkman (04/09/2013) [-]
You don't have to worry anymore. I won't have to lend a comment to you any time soon for the sake of lending a comment to you.
#27 to #26 - severepwner (04/09/2013) [-]
Fine, goodbye then. Keep the gif.
Fine, goodbye then. Keep the gif.
#28 to #27 - mayormilkman (04/09/2013) [-]
Haw haw!
Haw haw!
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