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Date Signed Up:10/04/2011
Last Login:12/19/2014
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    My Monterey Quest My Monterey Quest
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    He has got a point He has got a point
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    How it should be How it should be
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    Remember Oblivion? Remember Oblivion?
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#22431 - Ok drink what?  [+] (1 new reply) 17 minutes ago on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #22432 - pwnagraphy (18 seconds ago) [-]
Water and powder before and after workout is what I do, if you have the extra money do one first thing in the morning with milk too. You'll shit a lot more and maybe have less of an appetite the first few day, but after that when you're adjusted your gains will skyrocket from all the extra protein/caloric content


Word of advice: If you're going to do more than one, get two jars of protein and two different flavors. I used Gold standard for a while, and got a jar of 6 Star currently $20 for 3lbs at Vitamin Shoppe last week, both in chocolate. I now am so fucking sick of the taste of chocolate that drinking protein is a chore
#25 - Picture 21 hours ago on Shut up and take my money 0
#24 - It just occurred to me she has 2 sets of ears. Hearing must be… 21 hours ago on Shut up and take my money +3
#23 - Do you consider your pets slaves? 21 hours ago on Shut up and take my money 0
#9 - We're really at the bottom of the ladder. 21 hours ago on it's funny cuz it's true 0
#19 - The things we die for. 22 hours ago on very dedicated to make a point +1
#17 - It's not fair that all interesting degrees are useless.  [+] (6 new replies) 22 hours ago on can i have your order, please? 0
#54 - thenewneone (15 hours ago) [-]
>English
>intresting
User avatar #47 - mion (17 hours ago) [-]
Well, no one really cares about them anymore.

The "developed" people rely on science and shit, not on Literature, Art or Music.

But then again, I can see why seeing that shit like Shades of Grey or musicians (if you wanna call them that) like Nicky mainlybutt Minaj are super successful.
#35 - migueldecervantes (19 hours ago) [-]
That's life for you. Art and literature are "useless" in a way, even though we learn a lot about life and, especially, ourselves through them.

Humans would be nothing without creativity and storytelling.
#51 - anonymous (16 hours ago) [-]
Maybe its because there's such an abundance of good literature out there that we just take it for granted.
#68 - migueldecervantes (1 hour ago) [-]
Perhaps. Maybe it is simply because we do not witness the effects of literature as ostensibly as other human activities.
#25 - anonymous (20 hours ago) [-]
It's fair if you're interested in stupid shit.
#46 - What a stupid reason to fire someone. 22 hours ago on Need a coworker? +17
#45 - Level 2 slave  [+] (1 new reply) 22 hours ago on Need a coworker? +51
User avatar #50 - duelknight (22 hours ago) [-]
Top comment here we come.
#76 - Implying a foreskin is as useful as teeth, limbs, or organs. …  [+] (1 new reply) 22 hours ago on except when it's free +1
User avatar #80 - aerius (22 hours ago) [-]
It's there are a defensive shield to prevent unwanted stimulation against rough surfaces. It also (surprisingly if you listen to mentals) acts to protect against a fair amount of disease and infection of the urethra. If you say 'but I never have any problems with touching rough surfaces!' That's because you've already lost most of the feeling in your dong.

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User avatar #32 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
I think of you as cpislucky's twin.
User avatar #33 to #32 - severepwner ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
Who?
User avatar #34 to #33 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
Some other user who has been sitting in the dustier corners of my friends list.
User avatar #35 to #34 - severepwner ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
Oh, perhaps you should dust him off then.
User avatar #36 to #35 - mayormilkman (10/20/2013) [-]
He hasn't commented anywhere on the SFW part of the website since February.
User avatar #29 - mayormilkman (08/04/2013) [-]
butts
User avatar #31 to #30 - mayormilkman (08/04/2013) [-]
Butts.
User avatar #16 - mayormilkman (03/20/2013) [-]
I'm going to leave this comment here for the night. Make sure that nothing happens to it, but that shouldn't be too hard.
User avatar #17 to #16 - severepwner ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
Ok, when are you picking it up?
User avatar #18 to #17 - mayormilkman (03/20/2013) [-]
Tomorrow. I should be back some time tomorrow.
User avatar #19 to #18 - severepwner ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
Ok bye.
User avatar #20 to #19 - mayormilkman (04/09/2013) [-]
I'm a bit late...
User avatar #21 to #20 - severepwner ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Where the **** have you been!
User avatar #22 to #21 - mayormilkman (04/09/2013) [-]
Not too far away from here.
User avatar #23 to #22 - severepwner ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Then how did you forget? It's your ******* comment after all.
User avatar #24 to #23 - mayormilkman (04/09/2013) [-]
It's not too important a thing, but then again, I had not much else to worry about the time. After all, it's still fine.
User avatar #25 to #24 - severepwner ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
I had to worry about it for like 20 days dammit!
User avatar #26 to #25 - mayormilkman (04/09/2013) [-]
You don't have to worry anymore. I won't have to lend a comment to you any time soon for the sake of lending a comment to you.
#27 to #26 - severepwner ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Fine, goodbye then. Keep the gif.
Fine, goodbye then. Keep the gif.
#28 to #27 - mayormilkman (04/09/2013) [-]
Haw haw!
Haw haw!
User avatar #11 - mayormilkman (12/11/2012) [-]
I think I'll say hello.
User avatar #12 to #11 - severepwner ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
Hi...
User avatar #13 to #12 - mayormilkman (12/11/2012) [-]
How's it going? I am feeling fine this evening.
User avatar #14 to #13 - severepwner ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
I convinced my Mom to help me pay for a gaming PC that is fair. Plus I just schooled my friend in a Skyrim argument.
Today was a good day.
User avatar #15 to #14 - mayormilkman (12/11/2012) [-]
Well, that's nice.
User avatar #4 - CannonFodder (11/06/2012) [-]
Hey man, if you're no longer collecting items and using FJ points, would you be willing to flick them my way? If not, it's cool :D
User avatar #5 to #4 - severepwner ONLINE (11/06/2012) [-]
I'm not using FJ points because I don't know how.
User avatar #6 to #5 - CannonFodder (11/06/2012) [-]
You can only use them for items, so if you don't collect, they're kinda worthless
User avatar #8 to #6 - severepwner ONLINE (11/06/2012) [-]
Did it work?
User avatar #9 to #8 - CannonFodder (11/06/2012) [-]
Yup :D Thanks man!
User avatar #10 to #9 - severepwner ONLINE (11/06/2012) [-]
You're welcome.
User avatar #7 to #6 - severepwner ONLINE (11/06/2012) [-]
I don't know how to trade either.
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User avatar #1 - nosurprise (06/07/2012) [-]
You are a nice guy.
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