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#1 - One of the better versions I've heard so far. +1 01/28/2016 on MEGAlovania +1
#99 - I just sounded it out wicked cool story though 01/10/2016 on book words 0
#3 - hardboiled.png 12/26/2015 on Cyanide&Happiness Comic... 0
#6 - Raised/Grown without any hormones I think.  [+] (8 new replies) 12/24/2015 on Christmas Dinner +118
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#23 - wilburn (12/25/2015) [-]
your correct, no chemicals, and their free range, no drugs, and plenty of open fields and grass, seeds, and feeds to eat, and normally a open river to drink natural water from... those turkeys arent cheap and they taste amazing
#36 - anon (12/25/2015) [-]
They're*
#37 - anon (12/25/2015) [-]
You're going to take the time to correct "they're" but not "you're"? Smh, anon.
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#10 - europe (12/24/2015) [-]
>>#2, Or excessive use of antibiotics
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#34 - failtolawl (12/25/2015) [-]
excessive use of antibiotics

Heaven for bid a turkey, whom is raised in a confined place with thousands of other turkeys, doesn't die of disease.
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#42 - ChewyConor (12/25/2015) [-]
Correct use of antibiotics: when they get sick, give them antibiotics so they don't die.

Excessive use of antibiotics: give them a constant stream of antibiotics their whole life so that they don't ever get sick.
#46 - swagbot (12/25/2015) [-]
... so that they don't ever get sick, and so that they spontaneous gain saleable weight, through a variety of unnatural bodily mechanisms.

www.scientificamerican.com/article/antibiotics-linked-weight-gain-mice/
#38 - bloodoffear (12/25/2015) [-]
Except that thanks to the ubiquitous use of antibiotics throughout the lifespan of every single livestock animal, for the sole purpose of them growing larger as a side effect is the reason that we are seeing more and more bacteria that are resistant to antibiotics, even powerful last line of defense antibiotics. Once strains resistant to every known antibiotic become widespread modern medicine will revert back to the era seen before penicillin was discovered. Enjoy dieing from basic shit like E. Coli.
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#27 - 2nd to last one, Marvin Gaye - Let's get it on 12/18/2015 on Dank Music Webm 26 0
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#118 - Lol, me neither 11/15/2015 on Card Against Humanity 0
#59 - The invisible HAND. The fact that its a term used to describe …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/15/2015 on Card Against Humanity 0
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#122 - wrpen (11/16/2015) [-]
That's the only context I could think of that makes it a funny pairing is the obvious masturbation reference. I mean, yeah, it was better than the uncreative shit everyone else put out according to you, but my group usually goes all out with the gut busting shit such that it basically comes straight down to luck.
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#115 - donatelo (11/15/2015) [-]
sorry we didnt go to clown school.
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#118 - servantd (11/15/2015) [-]
Lol, me neither
#89 - anon (11/15/2015) [-]
Like with the card that is BLANK + BLANK = BLANK.

One answer was The Underground Railroad, The Invisible Hand, and Funky Fresh Rhymes. Because "the invisible hand" *coughsecretsocietiesCOUGH* is what turned free slaves into rap-loving fools!
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#1 - kjpuffin (07/28/2011) [-]
Thank you for the invite, much appreciated and I'll be looking out for your posts in the future. Stay gold, Pony Boy.