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#34 - Ah, glad to hear that bro. ^_^  [+] (5 new replies) 07/09/2016 on Scrap & Topheavy #31 +33
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#36 - toastiewaffles (07/09/2016) [-]
Thank you, random bro on the internet. I'm glad you aren't dead as well
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#118 - emotionexplain (07/13/2016) [-]
I love you
#71 - anon (07/09/2016) [-]
I've been going through some rough stuff too, but listen man, we want you around. Even just to talk about stupid shit that you're even moderately motivated to ramble about on this stupid website, it really does mean something. Please stick around a little longer, because whether you know it or not, it wouldn't be the same without you here.
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#100 - toastiewaffles (07/10/2016) [-]
#51 - acksl (07/09/2016) [-]
#28 - That was dark for a second there. You alright bro?  [+] (7 new replies) 07/09/2016 on Scrap & Topheavy #31 +58
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#32 - toastiewaffles (07/09/2016) [-]
Yeah, I am now. It's the only time I tried and upon reflection it was some scary shit. 2/10 probably wouldn't recommend.
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#34 - servantd (07/09/2016) [-]
Ah, glad to hear that bro. ^_^
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#36 - toastiewaffles (07/09/2016) [-]
Thank you, random bro on the internet. I'm glad you aren't dead as well
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#118 - emotionexplain (07/13/2016) [-]
I love you
#71 - anon (07/09/2016) [-]
I've been going through some rough stuff too, but listen man, we want you around. Even just to talk about stupid shit that you're even moderately motivated to ramble about on this stupid website, it really does mean something. Please stick around a little longer, because whether you know it or not, it wouldn't be the same without you here.
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#100 - toastiewaffles (07/10/2016) [-]
#51 - acksl (07/09/2016) [-]
#114 - The text at the bottom had my attention. Wasn't disappointed. 07/04/2016 on Scrap & Topheavy #30 +3
#137 - But what about Jason Statham in Revolver? 01/30/2016 on Diversity of Actors 0
#1 - One of the better versions I've heard so far. +1 01/28/2016 on MEGAlovania +1
#99 - I just sounded it out wicked cool story though 01/10/2016 on book words 0
#3 - hardboiled.png 12/26/2015 on Cyanide&Happiness Comic... 0
#6 - Raised/Grown without any hormones I think.  [+] (8 new replies) 12/24/2015 on Christmas Dinner +118
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#23 - wilburn (12/25/2015) [-]
your correct, no chemicals, and their free range, no drugs, and plenty of open fields and grass, seeds, and feeds to eat, and normally a open river to drink natural water from... those turkeys arent cheap and they taste amazing
#36 - anon (12/25/2015) [-]
They're*
#37 - anon (12/25/2015) [-]
You're going to take the time to correct "they're" but not "you're"? Smh, anon.
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#10 - europe (12/24/2015) [-]
>>#2, Or excessive use of antibiotics
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#34 - failtolawl (12/25/2015) [-]
excessive use of antibiotics

Heaven for bid a turkey, whom is raised in a confined place with thousands of other turkeys, doesn't die of disease.
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#42 - ChewyConor (12/25/2015) [-]
Correct use of antibiotics: when they get sick, give them antibiotics so they don't die.

Excessive use of antibiotics: give them a constant stream of antibiotics their whole life so that they don't ever get sick.
#46 - swagbot (12/25/2015) [-]
... so that they don't ever get sick, and so that they spontaneous gain saleable weight, through a variety of unnatural bodily mechanisms.

www.scientificamerican.com/article/antibiotics-linked-weight-gain-mice/
#38 - bloodoffear (12/25/2015) [-]
Except that thanks to the ubiquitous use of antibiotics throughout the lifespan of every single livestock animal, for the sole purpose of them growing larger as a side effect is the reason that we are seeing more and more bacteria that are resistant to antibiotics, even powerful last line of defense antibiotics. Once strains resistant to every known antibiotic become widespread modern medicine will revert back to the era seen before penicillin was discovered. Enjoy dieing from basic shit like E. Coli.
#24 - Epsecially the 2nd and few ones after. They have a certain fee… 12/23/2015 on art +1
#27 - 2nd to last one, Marvin Gaye - Let's get it on 12/18/2015 on Dank Music Webm 26 0