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#190 - I am Serb so I know my Cyrillic 08/18/2015 on EU servers in a nutshell 0
#262 - Check out direct translation of latin or greek ones. they were…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2015 on The Four Horsemen 0
#267 - nutellakeks (08/11/2015) [-]
Fun Fact:
The Bible (technically they were multiple texts) were actually written in (old-)hebrew and aramaic. Later they were translated in latin and (old-)greek. Martin Luther (the OG one not the King) translated the hebrew and aramaic bible around 1530 into german called the Lutherbible. The Lutherbible is one of the best translations still in use.

But still you're partially right, because some people interpreted the bible verse your way and some my way.
#90 - Since you started getting your facts from Hollywood and comics…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/09/2015 on The Four Horsemen +16
#205 - nutellakeks (08/10/2015) [-]
i get my facts from the german version of the bible, in other words in german the four horsemen are called "Krieg, Hunger, Tod und Pest" or atleast that's what i always heard
User avatar #262 - serotonin (08/10/2015) [-]
Check out direct translation of latin or greek ones. they were "originals".
#267 - nutellakeks (08/11/2015) [-]
Fun Fact:
The Bible (technically they were multiple texts) were actually written in (old-)hebrew and aramaic. Later they were translated in latin and (old-)greek. Martin Luther (the OG one not the King) translated the hebrew and aramaic bible around 1530 into german called the Lutherbible. The Lutherbible is one of the best translations still in use.

But still you're partially right, because some people interpreted the bible verse your way and some my way.
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#162 - misskayla (03/24/2015) [-]
My kitties
User avatar #163 to #162 - serotonin (03/24/2015) [-]
really not a cat person
User avatar #161 - serotonin (10/25/2014) [-]
swagloon you blocked me...why?
#158 - giffythetoad (09/30/2014) [-]
I need more of you in my life.
I need more of you in my life.
User avatar #159 to #158 - serotonin (09/30/2014) [-]
so feeling down? why is that
User avatar #160 to #159 - giffythetoad (09/30/2014) [-]
Yeah. Just been dealing with depression and stuff. When I stumbled across your username in the comments section, I thought it was funny, so I posted that. x3
User avatar #153 - cognosceteipsum (08/07/2014) [-]
1.) Do you believe in anything that usually would be classed supernatural or have you jumped on the Dawkins/Harris/Hitchens etc train?
2.) Can suicidal ideation manifest itself within dreams?
User avatar #154 to #153 - serotonin (08/07/2014) [-]
1) I...dont have good answer to that question. I think that there might be some things that one could call supernatural but that they are something natural that we still dont understand. I call ******* on most of this things but I have experienced my self some strange things and know reliable people that had also seen/lived trough some strange stuff0 so,...I am veeeeeeery sceptical about most of that stuff but I leave open mind.
2) suicidal ideation is not my field but I guess that they can. Dreams will have elements that preocupy you so if you have frequent suicidal ideas they will probably pop in your dreams
User avatar #155 to #154 - cognosceteipsum (08/07/2014) [-]
1) Same basically.
2) What I thought. I'm pretty good at this game, ain't I?
User avatar #156 to #155 - serotonin (08/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #157 to #156 - cognosceteipsum (08/07/2014) [-]
.. psychology/life (both of which are very intertwined U_U)
#147 - cognosceteipsum (07/26/2014) [-]
What if autism is just a label we give people who are incredibly sharp and clear thought? Or maybe not JUST give to people like that, but a lot of them are just misdiagnosed focused people?
User avatar #148 to #147 - serotonin (07/26/2014) [-]
You can have really smart autistic people and one that are not so much. Then again you have people that are inceradibly smart yet are not autistic at all. Autism is soft construct but i dont think that misdiagnosig happens a lot
User avatar #149 to #148 - cognosceteipsum (07/26/2014) [-]
Soft construct?

Also, alright dude. You're the psycho logist ;)
User avatar #150 to #149 - serotonin (07/26/2014) [-]
Soft construct....I dont know is there proper word in English (probably is). I tried to say that it is not compleatly clearly defined and that it is still subject to debate and change (new DSM and whole aspargers - autism thing). Still its much more "solid" then some other constructs that we find in psychology like psychopaty and narcissism
User avatar #151 to #150 - cognosceteipsum (07/26/2014) [-]
Thought so, just wanted to make sure. So, DSM is.. diagnostic..statistic..manual?
User avatar #143 - cognosceteipsum (07/08/2014) [-]

Look at the description at what provoked him to this point
User avatar #144 to #143 - serotonin (07/09/2014) [-]
I am not ignoring your messages and comments but this days I have been extreamly busy. just to let you know
User avatar #146 to #144 - cognosceteipsum (07/12/2014) [-]
I'm not sure what happened here since the link's gone, but I posted a quote by carl jung and someone got mad as hell because I had a few ideas in the description
User avatar #130 - indone (06/23/2014) [-]
What kind of colour do you think about the NTS?
User avatar #132 to #131 - indone (06/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #133 to #132 - serotonin (06/24/2014) [-]
what kind of colour do i think about....?
User avatar #134 to #133 - indone (06/24/2014) [-]
What kind of colours do you imagine the neurotransmitters to be
User avatar #135 to #134 - serotonin (06/24/2014) [-]
ok, now that makes sense.

hm...colour of neurotransmiters. Depends on which one. Serotonin red, Dopamine green....Oxytocin sky blue?
User avatar #137 to #135 - indone (06/24/2014) [-]
Oxytocin as orange
User avatar #138 to #137 - serotonin (06/24/2014) [-]
Oxytocin is related with bonding. Love, parents - child relations...I dont see orange as color representing those things
User avatar #140 to #138 - indone (06/25/2014) [-]
Hey, do you have Skype?
User avatar #141 to #140 - serotonin (06/29/2014) [-]
yes i do. why?
User avatar #142 to #141 - indone (06/29/2014) [-]
Easier to talk there. I want to discuss Carl Jungs collective unconscious
User avatar #139 to #138 - indone (06/24/2014) [-]
I know, but I assume it's because it says O at the beginning
User avatar #136 to #135 - indone (06/24/2014) [-]
For me:
Serotonin: green
Endorphins: sky blue
Dopamine: dark blue
Norepinephrine: white
User avatar #129 - datmine (06/22/2014) [-]
I like your profile picture.
Romantic apocalypse story was it?
User avatar #126 - revengeforfreeze (05/19/2014) [-]
What philosophy would fit your worldview the best? For me probably Buddhism or something Schopenhauer made, or the kynics/cynics. How about you?
User avatar #127 to #126 - serotonin (06/13/2014) [-]
I dont think that any sigle phylosophy got it all covered. One can explain certain aspect of reality and be terribly wrong about other.
Buddhism at its core is ok. I like epicurean phylosophy and morality myself
User avatar #128 to #127 - revengeforfreeze (06/13/2014) [-]
Fair enough man, Schopenhauer was quite misogynistic, but he was probably right about a whole array of things. I need to read more.
User avatar #124 to #123 - serotonin (03/22/2014) [-]
#125 to #124 - alekksandar (03/22/2014) [-]
pozdrav srbinu bratu
User avatar #108 - revengeforfreeze (12/09/2013) [-]
hey serotonin

sorry to be bothering you again but, do you believe in free will or hard determinism?
User avatar #109 to #108 - serotonin (12/09/2013) [-]
Complex subject and if you add quantum phisics and multiverse theory then it just gets ridicoulous. Anyhow.... determinism seems more plausible to me. You stand in front of the rack in the store. You have 10 different types of chockolate that you can buy, you can buy any one you like but on the other hand your previous experiances/chemical reactions/ particle interaction is driving you forward to take one type. Even if you choose at random that action is still predetermined by other actions and so on.
I made one tought experiment on that subject (leater I found out that ofcourse I wasnt first one to figure it out). Imagine if you have infinitly powerfull computer that exist outside of this universe. You (somehow) pause entire universe and input in to the comp every law of physics and position and specifications of each and every particle and bit of energy. Then you would be able to start program in computer and to observe universe inside it and predict with absolute precision what would happen if you are to ``resume`` the universe. That is all nice and dandy but quantum ph. trows monkey wrench in this little idea. If on subatomic level things are really completly unpredictable then super hard determinism doesnt hold but on the other hand it is not giving us free will per se. I really doubt that spin of electrons has much infuence on type of chocolate that you will take (but mabe it does).
Complicated question - complicated answer
How come you descided to ask me and why do you ask

User avatar #110 to #109 - revengeforfreeze (12/09/2013) [-]
Thanks, that was a thought provoking post

Well, I asked you because you were a psychologist and psychologists tend to have at least a basic comprehension of such matters like free will, morality and such.

Thanks again. The reason I ask is simply because I am interested in matters of free will, morality etc, seek knowledge.. half-actively
User avatar #111 to #110 - serotonin (12/09/2013) [-]
Nice, nice. So, what is your take on this?
User avatar #112 to #111 - revengeforfreeze (12/09/2013) [-]
at least determinist. maybe not hard determinist, considering you can like.. choose lightly? y'know what i mean. chocolate or white chocolate.
User avatar #113 to #112 - serotonin (12/09/2013) [-]
You base your opinion on what? Give me a reasoning behind your view
User avatar #114 to #113 - revengeforfreeze (12/09/2013) [-]
i just watched a video by sam harris and i thought that it fit my worldview, and I read his book, then I saw a quote by schopenhauer "A man can do what he wills, but not will what he wills." so I thought hey that fits my worldview.. I don't have an extensive long complicated reply.. sorry :|
User avatar #115 to #114 - serotonin (12/09/2013) [-]
I am not familiar with his work.
If you take that qoute then you can say that action comes from will, but also that ones own will is not his choosing. So....I guess that persons action is in the end determined by something out of his control. Correct me if I am wrong.
User avatar #116 to #115 - revengeforfreeze (12/09/2013) [-]
he is a neuroscientist, it may be appeal to authority but I trust him on those grounds
Yeah, I think that's the correct interpretation.

Or one interpretation, at least
User avatar #117 to #116 - serotonin (12/09/2013) [-]
I figured that he is something like that. I might check him out (any of his work availableonline - free?)
User avatar #118 to #117 - revengeforfreeze (12/09/2013) [-]
Well, I think he reads a lot out of his book "Free Will" in the free will lecture and he has a ted talk that summarizes the most important points of a book of his.

He also has been debating Deepak Chopra etc, in public debates so there's that
User avatar #119 to #118 - serotonin (12/09/2013) [-]
OK, thanks
User avatar #120 to #119 - revengeforfreeze (12/09/2013) [-]
tell me what you thought of him later please
User avatar #93 - revengeforfreeze (11/27/2013) [-]
you the psycho

why do people usually bully? and what way is the best way to psychologically bully back someone?
User avatar #94 to #93 - serotonin (11/28/2013) [-]
yes I am psycho (how the hell do you know that)

Put it in the some kind of context
User avatar #95 to #94 - revengeforfreeze (11/28/2013) [-]
I think you said some time or something. I don't remember actually.

Well, for example. Guy randomly used to bully me for my looks and I look fine, really. Was he insecure about himself?

And what'd be the best way to get revenge

not that I'm going to just a thought experiment
User avatar #96 to #95 - serotonin (11/28/2013) [-]
Well there are several options
-He might be trying to show his ``power`` and to secure his place in ``packing order``. This is not official psycho theory as far as I know (its something that I came up with). All social mamals do it so I presume that humans do it also
- Agressive behavior usally stems from few sources: 1) Frustration - you are standing somehow beatween him and something that he wants to achive. 2) Fear - He doesnt understand you or see you as potentional threat in some way 3)defensive reaction - I think that we can rule this one out.
It is very possible that he is insecure about his looks or maybe in you he sees something that he doesnt like about him self.
I cant cast a spell and remotely find out which one it is (if its any of things that I listed)
If he is projecting his insecutirities on you maybe just droping hammer on him would be most efficient. ``Dude, I dont know why you are so fixated on my looks. I am perfectly fine with them so I dont know what your problem is. If you keep opsesing about my body I will be forced to conclude that I turn you on and if that is the case I have to say that I am sorry but I dont swing that way``...It just came to me that it might be also reasonable theory. Maybe you are activating in him some kind of homoerotic tendencies which he finds unacceptable and so he turns it into agression.

Anyhow all you got from me is bunch of theories. I hope that I helped you a bit
User avatar #98 to #96 - revengeforfreeze (11/28/2013) [-]
>Homoerotic tendencies

I actually believe that one. He is.. I don't even know what he is, but he's most likely gay.
User avatar #99 to #98 - serotonin (11/28/2013) [-]
If he is openly gay than this would not apply to him. But if he is trying to play role of hetero man and has something going in backround then it might be solution
User avatar #100 to #99 - revengeforfreeze (11/28/2013) [-]
he's defo not openly gay
User avatar #102 to #100 - serotonin (11/28/2013) [-]
then i just might have stumbled on to something
User avatar #104 to #103 - serotonin (11/28/2013) [-]
well if you find somethig out let me know
User avatar #121 to #106 - revengeforfreeze (03/17/2014) [-]
Okay, I saw him on the bus a few weeks ago and he talked with a girl, I'm not really sure.

Maybe he's one of those who seem like they're straight but in reality are gay? There have been families where the dad was gay and they still had children and stuff you know.
User avatar #122 to #121 - serotonin (03/17/2014) [-]
Well I have totally forgoten about this. He might be just talking with here. I have talked with planty of women with no romantic/sexual conotation

Still no idea
User avatar #107 to #106 - revengeforfreeze (11/28/2013) [-]
replied wrong there

but facebook though!

i think he has one but if i see him on town ( i have once actually ) but with a dude and they're making out.. then we know!
User avatar #105 to #104 - revengeforfreeze (11/28/2013) [-]
doubt i will, he did it like more than 2 years ago i think
User avatar #97 to #96 - revengeforfreeze (11/28/2013) [-]
sorry about mentioning you on the content
User avatar #101 to #97 - serotonin (11/28/2013) [-]
didnt mind
#90 to #89 - bilbobagginshield (10/13/2013) [-]
thank you for letting me be your friend,I like Sherlock...
thank you for letting me be your friend,I like Sherlock...
User avatar #91 to #90 - serotonin (10/13/2013) [-]
No problem....and i can tell
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User avatar #74 to #73 - serotonin (03/19/2013) [-]
Any specific area young one?
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#58 - arandomanon (02/27/2013) [-]
Wait.. you accepted my request after all?? MY GOD.
I felt like checking my friend list today and I found you. Why did I think you rejected it?! I'm retarded...
Hello, how is it going..
User avatar #59 to #58 - serotonin (02/27/2013) [-]
Please remind me did we have any conversations? Lately I am extremely preoccupied so I cant remember.
Not bad...I got a job and I am doing some freelance work on top of that.
User avatar #60 to #59 - arandomanon (02/27/2013) [-]
I don't blame you if you don't remember me, it was long time ago. I hardly remember myself. We had kind of a small conversation about our lands and about agnosticism. I added you because you seemed a cool person but I didn't check it correctly and I thought you declined.
I'm fine, thanks. Been studying and stuff. Don't like it but I guess I can't complain.
What's your job about?
User avatar #61 to #60 - serotonin (02/27/2013) [-]
I....I think I remember. I have narrowed you down to 2 possible guy. Are you also agnostic or not? that would solve it for me. Thanks for ....lack of blaming or how ever you say that.
I am HR assistant in little outsourcing company. Freelancing as research consultant and statistics/SPSS teacher
User avatar #62 to #61 - arandomanon (02/27/2013) [-]
Nothing to excuse about, all good. I'm agnostic too. And I'm Spanish. Perhaps that'd help you to remember

Sounds interesting. Freelancing may be hard but it has its advantages.
User avatar #63 to #62 - serotonin (02/27/2013) [-]
I remember now. Well freelancing just something I do for the love of science :) ...and to few extra bucks dont hurt
#64 to #63 - arandomanon (02/27/2013) [-]
It's a good thing liking your job, even if you don't get paid a lot.
User avatar #65 to #64 - serotonin (02/27/2013) [-]
Confucius said: If you like your job, you wont work a day in your life...this is ruff translation
User avatar #66 to #65 - arandomanon (02/27/2013) [-]
Oh yes, I heard that one. Wish I liked my job haha.
User avatar #67 to #66 - serotonin (02/27/2013) [-]
what do you do exactly
User avatar #68 to #67 - arandomanon (02/27/2013) [-]
Well I don't actually have a job... I just help a bit my parents out with their shop. And I'm studying an engineering that I don't really enjoy.
User avatar #69 to #68 - serotonin (02/27/2013) [-]
1. why did you choose something that you dont like
2. what do you like?
User avatar #70 to #69 - arandomanon (02/27/2013) [-]
I chose it because at first I thought I liked it and because of the economy if I studied what I like, I'd probably starve to death. I love history.
User avatar #71 to #70 - serotonin (02/27/2013) [-]
oh...yes, you probably would. Maybe working as professor
User avatar #72 to #71 - arandomanon (02/27/2013) [-]
Yeah that was what I thought of but it's hard to get a professor vacancy. I study history as a hobby but sadly I think that I will never study it seriously.
User avatar #56 - lolidragon (01/16/2013) [-]
I like your profile picture... Ze Captain is amazing.
User avatar #57 to #56 - serotonin (01/16/2013) [-]
Thank you...and yes he is
User avatar #53 to #52 - serotonin (12/31/2012) [-]
that is on my desktop
User avatar #50 - serotonin (12/24/2012) [-]
**serotonin rolls 53**
User avatar #83 to #50 - serotonin (07/02/2013) [-]
**serotonin rolls 40**
User avatar #51 to #50 - serotonin (12/24/2012) [-]
**serotonin rolls 71**
#47 - opjoopie (12/12/2012) [-]
Sweet roll bro.
Sweet roll bro.
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