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#387 - carlosthehobo (12/13/2011) [-]
I CHALLENGE YOU TO A HOBO DUEL! Which mainly involves binge drinking and seeing who can collect the most change after said drinking.
#408 to #471 - seratyo ONLINE (12/14/2011) [-]
****, I keep forgetting I'm Keanu Reeves...  
Woke up next to this chick, ******* scared as **** man... It was my wife D:
****, I keep forgetting I'm Keanu Reeves...
Woke up next to this chick, ******* scared as **** man... It was my wife D:
#388 to #471 - seratyo ONLINE (12/13/2011) [-]
I thought we fight over a pizza box that still has half a pizza in it?
#389 to #472 - carlosthehobo (12/13/2011) [-]
That's only when someone has stepped on the box and it's been sitting upside down in the trash for a day or so. But there always has to be binge drinking never forget that.
#390 to #473 - seratyo ONLINE (12/13/2011) [-]
My dad said that he would give me booze if I got frontpage, I have so now I can hobo-off with you. I'LL START!
I'm currently using someones laptop in starbcuks while he is in the bathroom...
#391 to #474 - carlosthehobo (12/13/2011) [-]
I'm at the public library using a there computer and then moving to the next one so the government can't track me.
#392 to #475 - seratyo ONLINE (12/13/2011) [-]
Now I will tell the gubmint where you are and TAKE YOUR BOX! I WIN!
#393 to #476 - carlosthehobo (12/13/2011) [-]
Did I tell you which public library? HA I THINK NOT!
#394 to #477 - seratyo ONLINE (12/13/2011) [-]
BUT MY FOIL HAT WHISPERED TO ME WHERE IT IS!
#395 to #478 - carlosthehobo (12/13/2011) [-]
THE ALIENS PLANTED MY BRAIN IN OVER A 9000 SQUIRRELS SO YOU FOIL HAT CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHICH ONE IS ME!
#396 to #479 - seratyo ONLINE (12/13/2011) [-]
MY HAT HAS HOMED IN ON THE ONE TALER THAN 1 FOOT!
#397 to #480 - carlosthehobo (12/13/2011) [-]
THAT COULD BE 2 OF THE SQUIRRELS HAVING SEX AND NOW THAT I'M UNDER MY OVERPASS AND ABOUT TO INEBRIATE MYSELF YOU'LL NEVER FIND ME!
#398 to #481 - seratyo ONLINE (12/13/2011) [-]
Hang on... Is that you under that underpass, or a pile of old trashbags?
I'm waving BTW
#399 to #482 - carlosthehobo (12/13/2011) [-]
That's Frank I'm on the other side yelling at the pigeons
#400 to #483 - seratyo ONLINE (12/13/2011) [-]
GET THE **** AWAY FROM MY PIGEON BRETHREN YOU BA- Hey, wait a minute... I'm in a house... Oh, turns out I'm not a hobo :P
#401 to #484 - carlosthehobo (12/13/2011) [-]
It was all a dream turns out my name isn't even Carlos.
#402 to #485 - seratyo ONLINE (12/13/2011) [-]
Turns out, this isn't even Funnyjunk.
#403 to #486 - carlosthehobo (12/13/2011) [-]
Turns out, this is the Matrix and you are the one.
#404 to #487 - seratyo ONLINE (12/13/2011) [-]
Turns out I'm actually Keanu Reeves, and am a very succesful actor. I also regularly visit FJ and pretend to be homeless on a post...
#405 to #488 - carlosthehobo (12/13/2011) [-]
Yeah that **** happens alot on here
#406 to #489 - seratyo ONLINE (12/13/2011) [-]
Like... twice a day man D:
#407 to #490 - carlosthehobo
(12/13/2011) [-]
You get used to it though