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#89 - campaign you play as chief for 3 ******* missions the …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2016 on Dodgeball in Halo 5 +2
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#93 - nathanbiggs (07/29/2016) [-]
Those 3 missions are the 3 longest missions in the game and the playtime between Chief and Locke ends up being about equal.

Much like Osiris Team, the setup for Blue team is that you are expected to have read previous books to understand their significance. I don't really like it, but the Halo games have never really been known for their lore dumps. Like, you are entirely clueless as to how or why Cortana has ended up the way she was after her time with the Gravemind. Those details are left to be told in a book, Halo Evolutions to be exact. The same thing can be said for a lot of the details found in Halo: The Flood but not in CE, or at least not until the Anniversary edition. I don't see how this is a lack of respect, Bungie never really delved into the larger universe in their games either.

I do wish the Hunt the Truth media had more to do with the actual campaign, but it ended up entertaining either way.

You're talking about a man that knows all the secrets and the truth behind the Spartan 2 program. ONI has gone a long way to paint Halsey as the sole criminal in that project, the Chief could easily destroy the narrative ONI was pushing and completely change the opinion people have of the organization. On top of that, Chief is pretty much a God of War, he's not someone that anyone in the military want to see off his leash, especially not in a team of people near his skill level. The response makes sense, and it honestly wouldn't surprise me if ONI would just try to put any remaining Spartans down when they wanted to move on from the military, if that would ever even happen.

I mean, people had been theorizing that she lived through the events of 4 for a while. I'm not too keen on her being back, but I want to see where they go with this before I just throw the book at them.

The bosses were stupid, yes, but it does hold up to Reach at the very least. Coming from someone that completed 4 recently, 5 is miles better.
#86 - let's see here, the campaign is an absolute utter disgrace of …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/28/2016 on Dodgeball in Halo 5 +2
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#87 - nathanbiggs (07/29/2016) [-]
The Halo 5 campaign is good, it's no Halo 2/3 but it's up there with Reach and better than 4. The only Halo game with a "call of Halo multiplayer" is 4, that must be a mistake on your part.

The TTK is pretty much the same it's always been, it's a little faster but not nearly enough to effect the gameplay that hard
You're showing your ignorance of the game by hating on ADS. ADS works literally the same way as scoping, it's just a different animation. 343i added ADS to automatics which gave them a much needed boost in range, so it's a good thing at the end of the day.
There's no issue with REQs
The maps could be designed better, yeah. It seems like the default ones are built entirely around getting shot from every angle. The forge maps that are in rotation are pretty good, tho.
What "COD booster bullshit"?
The game objectively has some of the best weapon balance in the entire series, don't tell me you think 3 or Reachs "headshot weapons beats literally everything else" is good balance.
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#89 - sephirothpwnz (07/29/2016) [-]
campaign
you play as chief for 3 FUCKING missions
the rest you play as locke
I don't give 2 shits about locke, why? because his character is shit, he isn't a facless hero like the chief because he has a face, the only osiris team member I like is buck and he was from odst.

there is no respect for the lore, or previous set up story elements, for example the only bits about blue team and what makes the other spartans in it 058 linda, 087 kelly, 104 fred special. except for a few dialouge pieces you cant hear through the gameplay.

no respect

the intentionally mislead people with the "HUNT THE TRUTH" bs advertising, where the only conflict between chief and locke is a cutscene, I wanted to kill that little fucker as chief.

and let's not forget to mention that the premise itelf is entirely shit, Chief is a legend, he has saved humanity from the flood, covenant, and forunners (sentinles, guilty spark, fucking promethians) not once, not twice, not even three times, BUT 4 FUCKING TIMES, and yet he goes off on his own ONCE, they instantly send in a "extraction team" that wouldn't hesitate to kill him, fuck you brian reed.

instead of coming up with a good idea for what chief to find, like him hallucinating about cortana still being in his suit, or him trying to find his own humanity, without her NO SHE COMES BACK WHY? BECAUSE SPACE MAGIC.

and she comes up with a boss that you have to fight 50 fucking times. don't compare this campaign to reach, hell I will give 4 a better campaign than this horseshit
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#93 - nathanbiggs (07/29/2016) [-]
Those 3 missions are the 3 longest missions in the game and the playtime between Chief and Locke ends up being about equal.

Much like Osiris Team, the setup for Blue team is that you are expected to have read previous books to understand their significance. I don't really like it, but the Halo games have never really been known for their lore dumps. Like, you are entirely clueless as to how or why Cortana has ended up the way she was after her time with the Gravemind. Those details are left to be told in a book, Halo Evolutions to be exact. The same thing can be said for a lot of the details found in Halo: The Flood but not in CE, or at least not until the Anniversary edition. I don't see how this is a lack of respect, Bungie never really delved into the larger universe in their games either.

I do wish the Hunt the Truth media had more to do with the actual campaign, but it ended up entertaining either way.

You're talking about a man that knows all the secrets and the truth behind the Spartan 2 program. ONI has gone a long way to paint Halsey as the sole criminal in that project, the Chief could easily destroy the narrative ONI was pushing and completely change the opinion people have of the organization. On top of that, Chief is pretty much a God of War, he's not someone that anyone in the military want to see off his leash, especially not in a team of people near his skill level. The response makes sense, and it honestly wouldn't surprise me if ONI would just try to put any remaining Spartans down when they wanted to move on from the military, if that would ever even happen.

I mean, people had been theorizing that she lived through the events of 4 for a while. I'm not too keen on her being back, but I want to see where they go with this before I just throw the book at them.

The bosses were stupid, yes, but it does hold up to Reach at the very least. Coming from someone that completed 4 recently, 5 is miles better.
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