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Date Signed Up:11/30/2011
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User avatar #98 - sepheroth (03/31/2015) [-]
Then again, that goes for everyone
#52 - Weird, I was just about to post that I hate being the passenge… 03/31/2015 on Cruise ships too 0
#223 - **sepheroth used "*roll 1, 0-9*"** **sepheroth rolls 5** 03/29/2015 on Roll for ur GF 0
#18 - To be fair, I personally eat about 98 billion spiders in my sl…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/29/2015 on Dem Facts #6 0
User avatar #20 - aximil (03/29/2015) [-]
I also eat roughly 100 billion spiders a month in my sleep. So the actual number is closer to 30.
User avatar #47 - stifflimb (03/29/2015) [-]
But I puke out about 130 billion spiders every night so it takes it down below 14 again.
User avatar #146 - iamthepapercut (03/29/2015) [-]
Glad to find out I'm not the only one with a stomach that produces millions of spiders a day
#239 - Beary nice. 03/21/2015 on sepheroth's profile 0
#110 - Bears. 03/20/2015 on FREE STUFF +1
#237 - Sounds like they're polar opposites, I hope she doesn't meet a… 03/20/2015 on sepheroth's profile 0

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User avatar #239 to #238 - sepheroth (03/21/2015) [-]
Beary nice.
User avatar #236 - andrewtk (03/20/2015) [-]
Bears, by andrewtk

“Barry, are you ready to go hibernate!?”

“Just a second, Harriet!” Barry yelled back. Honestly, all that woman did was nag him, and it was becoming more and more unbearable with every passing day. He had thought many times of simply ending it all and killing her himself, but at the same time, he couldn't bear the thought of living life without her. After all, even if she did pester him constantly, she was pretty damn good behind the bushes.

“Barry, right now! The kids are waiting!” he heard his wife exclaim as he tightened the tie around his neck. He was tempted, oh so tempted, to use that same tie to strangle her. But he couldn't do that, not in front of the kids. If there was any solace in all of this, it was that he'd be going to sleep for almost three months in just a few minutes. Then he wouldn't have to hear that stupid bear speak again for a long time...

“Harriet, I swear to god, if you don't stop nagging me I'll kill you with my bare paws!”

“Oh please, you're all growl and no bite!” Harriet yelled back at him from downstairs. 'That's it,' he thought to himself, 'I have to kill her...'

But he wouldn't, and he knew that himself. It was an empty threat, like she said. And so, with no more words spoken, he simply headed downstairs and crashed on the couch. “Did you get the berries, Harry?”

His eyes snapped open instantly and he turned to her with a frown. “Was that a ******* pun?”
User avatar #237 to #236 - sepheroth (03/20/2015) [-]
Sounds like they're polar opposites, I hope she doesn't meet a grizzly fate! I just can't bear to read anymore of this black tale if it takes the turn I'm expecting, it would be pure panda-monium!
#234 - syfygeek (10/26/2014) [-]
alright, you get jim carrey instead
User avatar #235 to #234 - sepheroth (10/26/2014) [-]
Touche, salesman.
User avatar #229 - timelordeternal ONLINE (12/24/2013) [-]
Hey, the content about the grandma with Eminem lyrics got posted again to day and I took your first line and added more to it.
User avatar #230 to #229 - sepheroth (12/24/2013) [-]
Link? And I had a bit more on my mind after
User avatar #231 to #230 - timelordeternal ONLINE (12/24/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/fucking-tumblr/his+palms+spaghetti/yNxxGlA/
I just didn't want to take it without telling you. Add more to it, I'll see if I can't keep up with you.
#219 - anonymous (10/01/2013) [-]
Noob
#221 to #220 - sepheroth (11/19/2013) [-]
Vatra, even odder is the fact I can post it here, just not as a new comment on your profile. Hmm...
User avatar #222 to #221 - vatra (11/20/2013) [-]
Epic man!
And that is odd, I wonder why.
User avatar #223 to #222 - sepheroth (11/20/2013) [-]
The ridiculous part is the fact that it's all portable, and I'm given about an hour and a half to set it up each time. And yeah, this site is weird.
#224 to #223 - sepheroth (11/20/2013) [-]
My bar, before Showtime.
User avatar #225 to #224 - vatra (11/21/2013) [-]
Wow! How do you set up in an hour and a half?
User avatar #226 to #225 - sepheroth (11/21/2013) [-]
Because I'm awesome.
User avatar #227 to #226 - vatra (11/21/2013) [-]
Good times.
#201 - existacne (05/29/2013) [-]
I found what I looked for, are you interested?
User avatar #202 to #201 - sepheroth (05/29/2013) [-]
Wait, what?
User avatar #203 to #202 - existacne (05/29/2013) [-]
Thumb whole thread up/down in one click thing.
User avatar #204 to #203 - sepheroth (05/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, where is it?
#205 to #204 - existacne Comment deleted by sepheroth [-]
User avatar #206 to #205 - sepheroth (05/29/2013) [-]
Dude, have you just been wreaking havoc on the comment section? Or have you been sharing this with everyone?!
User avatar #228 to #206 - theflamingfire (11/30/2013) [-]
I know what he was talking about......
User avatar #207 to #206 - existacne (05/29/2013) [-]
Those who wander will find it by themseves, so no, I didn't tell anyone. Even a while ago, when I played WoW, I did use some scripts and bots instead of all this mouse clicking.
Also, delete my comment after you read it, please.
User avatar #196 - twi (05/23/2013) [-]
I love u
User avatar #197 to #196 - sepheroth (05/23/2013) [-]
I get that a lot
User avatar #181 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/21/2013) [-]
you commented on my status yet I cna't find what one.
User avatar #183 to #181 - sepheroth (05/21/2013) [-]
it was somewhere in the middle of your talk with that megaman-avatar'ed guy.
Something about not making idle threats.
#129 - sephiroph (12/10/2012) [-]
Hi me   
I'm Jamie   
What the 			****		 happened here?
Hi me
I'm Jamie
What the **** happened here?
User avatar #132 to #129 - sepheroth (12/10/2012) [-]
Howdy!
Well, first we got in that terrible accident. We got a bit of some of that brain damage by the looks of it. I know we accidentally called Isn't Mike, Mike a little bit ago. It was kind of embarrassing, but somebody, **** , I'm a little foggy here, says it happens.We also misspelled Kwanzaa. How embarrassing!

Also I don't think Duke has been doing very well since the move from Australia =(

And lastly, I think you may be schizophrenic.
User avatar #133 to #132 - sephiroph (12/10/2012) [-]
I'm so confused right now... its great
User avatar #134 to #133 - sepheroth (12/10/2012) [-]
Ask Isn't Mike.I think you know where to find him.
User avatar #135 to #134 - sephiroph (12/10/2012) [-]
Ah yes i have alreadt questioned isn't Mike about this whole kerfuffle

How did you feel to have lots of random strangers come onto your profile and call you Jamie?
User avatar #137 to #135 - sepheroth (12/10/2012) [-]
It was interesting.

So what exactly happened?
User avatar #138 to #137 - sephiroph (12/10/2012) [-]
They stumbled upon your acc and made up that you were someone trying to impersonate me :P
User avatar #139 to #138 - sepheroth (12/10/2012) [-]
oooooh, that makes sense! Nah, I've had this account for over a year now. And I've been using this screen name for almost 13 years.

I just assumed I'd offended somebody with a group behind them and was being trolled. So, of course, I just ran with it. Well, if you could tell everyone it was nice talking to them, it would be greatly appreciated. Especially Isn't Mike. I'll miss him most of all!
#94 - graphicscat (12/10/2012) [-]
Ohai jamie   
   
Sup with the new account?
Ohai jamie

Sup with the new account?
User avatar #100 to #94 - sepheroth (12/10/2012) [-]
Hey bro .. You know, got tired of the old stuff, figured I'd try something new
#102 to #100 - graphicscat (12/10/2012) [-]
Oh really, try what?   
   
Oh, and merry almost xmas
Oh really, try what?

Oh, and merry almost xmas
User avatar #108 to #102 - sepheroth (12/10/2012) [-]
New account, new jokes, you know
User avatar #109 to #108 - sepheroth (12/10/2012) [-]
Oh, and happy Qwanza or however you spell your crazy holiday to you!
#114 to #109 - graphicscat (12/10/2012) [-]
Thanks mate! It's Kwanzaa, but close enough. Didn't really expect you to remember that much after the crash but I guess it weren't as bad as they said it was.
User avatar #115 to #114 - sepheroth (12/10/2012) [-]
It was still pretty bad though. I was so embarrassed, earlier I accidentally called Isn't Mike, Mike. I felt so bad!
#118 to #115 - graphicscat (12/10/2012) [-]
Oh jamie you crazy cunt!

Don't worry about it, Isn't Mike gets that all the time, he'll be fine
User avatar #120 to #118 - sepheroth (12/10/2012) [-]
Okay, than I feel a little better.
So how's England this time of year?
#122 to #120 - graphicscat (12/10/2012) [-]
Norway, silly. And it's cold as balls, just like every other time of the year.

How's australia?
User avatar #124 to #122 - sepheroth (12/10/2012) [-]
Well, can you ask Charlie how England is anyways? I was thinking of taking a holiday up there.

And actually I'm in Austria now, a but of the wanderlust and whatnot. It's definitely a change from the outback. I'm used to it being summer right now!
#125 to #124 - graphicscat (12/10/2012) [-]
That's good to hear! And I can understand the wanderlust, whenever I'm on a trip somewhere I always want to go somewhere else.

I asked him, he said it was cold
very cold
User avatar #126 to #125 - sepheroth (12/10/2012) [-]
Yeah, but I don't know the language, so not many people talk to me here. =(
It's kind of annoying. And they constantly stare as I walk Duke, it's like "Hey dudes, I get it! Dingos aren't a very popular pet here, but he's calm and he's not going to eat your damn baby!" These people need to be more accepting up here.
User avatar #127 to #126 - sepheroth (12/10/2012) [-]
Oh and thanks man, how has Charlie been by the way? I haven't talked to him in luge, forever!
#128 to #127 - graphicscat (12/10/2012) [-]
People can be assholes at times. Such a sad thing. A man can't even walk his own pet without him or his pet being judged.

Charlie's just fine, just got out of jail and everything. He joked around saying his ass is sore, but he wouldn't stop squirming around in his car seat so I'm wondering if maybe he did get ****** .
User avatar #130 to #128 - sepheroth (12/10/2012) [-]
I knew taking that much heroin on a plane was a bad idea.
#131 to #130 - graphicscat (12/10/2012) [-]
I can't believe he caused 9/11, got away with it by blaming the muslims then was caught by the coast guard.

He's such a ******** .
User avatar #136 to #131 - sepheroth (12/10/2012) [-]
Yeah, we really need to talk him
#88 - reallynotdashie (12/10/2012) [-]
Hey Jamie
User avatar #92 to #88 - sepheroth (12/10/2012) [-]
Hey Mike, what's up?
#93 to #92 - reallynotdashie (12/10/2012) [-]
Jamie my name isn't Mike.   
   
You know this, I know you've just been in an accident but come on.
Jamie my name isn't Mike.

You know this, I know you've just been in an accident but come on.
User avatar #103 to #93 - sepheroth (12/10/2012) [-]
I'm sorry Isn't Mike, you know how confusing things can get after such a blow to the head
#104 to #103 - reallynotdashie (12/10/2012) [-]
I know, it's okay were here to help you though this.
I know, it's okay were here to help you though this.
User avatar #112 to #104 - sepheroth (12/10/2012) [-]
Thanks Isn't Mike. So how have you been?
#113 to #112 - reallynotdashie (12/10/2012) [-]
I've been good thanks.

You still been holding up in Austrailia?
User avatar #116 to #113 - sepheroth (12/10/2012) [-]
Nah, I was actually telling Kevin and Susan already, I moved to Austria! Figured it would be close enough, but Boy was I wrong!
User avatar #117 to #116 - reallynotdashie (12/10/2012) [-]
Oh damn , how is life in Austria?
User avatar #119 to #117 - sepheroth (12/10/2012) [-]
Interesting, I wish I spoke the language though. The people here don't respond to me much. And they always give me and Duke weird looks. It's like they've never seen a Dingo before!
User avatar #121 to #119 - reallynotdashie (12/10/2012) [-]
Yeah I bet it's horrible in a country where no one understands you.
User avatar #123 to #121 - sepheroth (12/10/2012) [-]
Yeah, it's a BITCH! You'd think I was talking with a mouth full'a vegemite by the looks
#82 - FAILtim (12/10/2012) [-]
i've got no idea how to send the pictures else
#85 to #84 - FAILtim (12/10/2012) [-]
i hope it's what you meant
User avatar #87 to #85 - sepheroth (12/10/2012) [-]
Exactly what I was thinking.
These are awesome man, thanks
User avatar #143 to #140 - sepheroth (12/10/2012) [-]
I remember this one! It was said to be the first concept art released for Fallout 3
#142 to #141 - FAILtim (12/10/2012) [-]
all time favourite
User avatar #144 to #142 - sepheroth (12/10/2012) [-]
That is sick!
#145 to #144 - FAILtim (12/10/2012) [-]
got some more but they're not perfect scapes. got some people walking around with gasmasks etc....
User avatar #146 to #145 - sepheroth (12/10/2012) [-]
I think this is good for now. But I'll definitely keep you in mind if I need more. Thanks again man.

And is that German?
User avatar #147 to #146 - FAILtim (12/11/2012) [-]
dutch :). np glad i could help.
#58 - gingeraletwo (12/08/2012) [-]
I just wanted to let you know that I went out for lunch, and the waiter looked exactly like you
I just wanted to let you know that I went out for lunch, and the waiter looked exactly like you
User avatar #59 to #58 - sepheroth (12/08/2012) [-]
That must have been one sexy ass waiter!
User avatar #60 to #59 - gingeraletwo (12/09/2012) [-]
He was!!
I was checkin him out.
#61 to #60 - sepheroth (12/09/2012) [-]
Awesome. (the inky picture I know I have where I'm winking)

So how have you been?
User avatar #64 to #61 - gingeraletwo (12/09/2012) [-]
Lovely, yourself?
User avatar #65 to #64 - sepheroth (12/09/2012) [-]
First, that was supposed to be *only in my last post. Swype and whatnot.

I'm good, you know, same usual Saturday might schedule of trying to force myself asleep. this time I'm trying tea instead of beer though haha

And whoa, what did I miss with the deleted comments?
User avatar #66 to #65 - gingeraletwo (12/09/2012) [-]
I just had a typo attack, Haha
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User avatar #67 to #66 - sepheroth (12/09/2012) [-]
Haha, nice
User avatar #69 to #67 - gingeraletwo (12/09/2012) [-]
Whats up?
User avatar #70 to #69 - sepheroth (12/09/2012) [-]
Well, here I am, 4 am with an hour to get ready for a four hour walk :D
User avatar #71 to #70 - gingeraletwo (12/09/2012) [-]
A four hour walk?
User avatar #72 to #71 - sepheroth (12/09/2012) [-]
Yup! Nothing beats a four hour walk at five in the morning
User avatar #73 to #72 - gingeraletwo (12/10/2012) [-]
Sounds refreshing. LoL
#74 to #73 - sepheroth (12/10/2012) [-]
It really is.

Random sidenote, I can pull this off, right? ;D
User avatar #75 to #74 - gingeraletwo (12/10/2012) [-]
Pull what off? Being handsome? Yes, yes you can.
User avatar #76 to #75 - sepheroth (12/10/2012) [-]
Haha, I was going four the ridiculous sideburns, but that works too.
User avatar #77 to #76 - gingeraletwo (12/10/2012) [-]
You can. They look good on you.
User avatar #78 to #77 - sepheroth (12/10/2012) [-]
Really? I was not expecting that. I was just messing around with my Decembeard. Putting it back to how I normally have it and stumbled upon that. I'll have to keep this in mind next time I beard it up
User avatar #79 to #78 - gingeraletwo (12/10/2012) [-]
Maybe it's just me. I like sideburns on a guy. It's very masculine.
User avatar #80 to #79 - sepheroth (12/10/2012) [-]
Interesting
User avatar #81 to #80 - gingeraletwo (12/10/2012) [-]
Can I add you on facebook/twitter?
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#52 - waffies (12/07/2012) [-]
Hey broski. how're you?
User avatar #53 to #52 - sepheroth (12/07/2012) [-]
Yay!.Chums! I'm good, just getting distracted trying to figure out what to have for lunch. Yourself?
User avatar #54 to #53 - waffies (12/07/2012) [-]
Doing alright. Watching movie after movie and playing around on FJ as usual. Currently watching The Grey. Feed yourself, food is good
User avatar #55 to #54 - sepheroth (12/07/2012) [-]
That's the one that was actually shot on the mountain, right? How is it?
User avatar #56 to #55 - waffies (12/07/2012) [-]
Fantastic so far, and ive hardly started!
User avatar #57 to #56 - sepheroth (12/07/2012) [-]
I'll have to make sure to check it out sometime. And you were right, food is good!
User avatar #47 - captainwow (12/07/2012) [-]
This has been bothering me for ages.

What IS your profile picture??
User avatar #48 to #47 - sepheroth (12/07/2012) [-]
The smiley face with an eyepatch?
User avatar #49 to #48 - captainwow (12/07/2012) [-]
I kinda thought so, but I could never see all the details so it was driving me mad.
User avatar #50 to #49 - sepheroth (12/07/2012) [-]
Yeah, the face I made in some random Anti Smoking ad yeeeeears back. Then the eyepatch cane from a uh...flag I made for some random website. People were throwing out ideas for it, some chick said "A unicorn with an eyepatch!"

Of course, that was the only idea I would draw. Then I stole the patch and put it on a bunch of people's avatars. I've been using it on almost every site since. If post the unicorn pic, but I'm locked out of my photobucket account right now.
User avatar #51 to #50 - sepheroth (12/07/2012) [-]
Wait, scratch that. she said "Pirate Unicorn!
#29 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/10/2012) [-]
This image has expired
Thanks for that add ^w^
#30 to #29 - sepheroth (11/10/2012) [-]
Don't mention it, friend. Cheers!
#31 to #30 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/10/2012) [-]
This image has expired
I don't have an image to respond to you with so....
#32 to #31 - sepheroth (11/10/2012) [-]
Really? I have too many images of beer. A few of which involve cheers haha
#27 - captainwow (01/13/2012) [-]
Thanks for the lawlz. Consider me subscriber number 3.
#28 to #29 - sepheroth (01/13/2012) [-]
I believe it's my duty as an American citizen. Well, maybe not...or not quite...or...whatever. Thanks! :D
User avatar #18 - datassistant (12/19/2011) [-]
Thanks for the vid. Here you go :3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JepOL9EMDqU
User avatar #25 to #18 - Kylethos (12/19/2011) [-]
That was epic.
For you I give this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzhVAJOHgQo
Because I can
User avatar #26 to #25 - sepheroth (12/19/2011) [-]
Haha, that was Awesome.
User avatar #20 to #18 - sepheroth (12/19/2011) [-]
Anti-Communism?! That's one of my favorite things! How did you know?!
User avatar #21 to #20 - datassistant (12/19/2011) [-]
Because I can spot a genius from a million miles away.
User avatar #23 to #21 - sepheroth (12/19/2011) [-]
Alright, just finished watching it. That was Awesome. Definitely Definitely Awesome. Thanks or brightening my day a little more.
User avatar #24 to #23 - datassistant (12/19/2011) [-]
Awww no problem. Thanks for brightening mine :D
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