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sepheroth

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Gender: male
Age: 26
Date Signed Up:11/30/2011
Last Login:9/20/2015
Location:New Vegas
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#7 - Picture 08/13/2015 on Simpson reaction pics 0
#6 - That was weird.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2015 on Simpson reaction pics 0
#7 - sepheroth (08/13/2015) [-]
#5 - Needs more dog.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/13/2015 on Simpson reaction pics +1
#6 - sepheroth (08/13/2015) [-]
That was weird.
#7 - sepheroth (08/13/2015) [-]
#9 - Definitely my favorite wallpaper  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2015 on My reaction to Syria +5
#29 - anon (07/13/2015) [-]
...until your next favorite wallpaper
#62 - Recent pic. It was father's day at my bar.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2015 on Everyone likes fitness, right? +2
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#254 - zdawg (07/01/2015) [-]
Nice!
#60 - Congrats man! I know that feeling. 80 lbs in a year is awesome…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2015 on Everyone likes fitness, right? +3
#62 - sepheroth (07/01/2015) [-]
Recent pic. It was father's day at my bar.
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#254 - zdawg (07/01/2015) [-]
Nice!
#537 - Just got a new Alienware 17 today. Its background is officiall… 06/12/2015 on Massive wallpaper dump 0
#27 - Why do people keep Photoshopping themselves multiple times int… 06/08/2015 on Realize this : +1
#494 - Here's me with some of that thing I do for a living. 06/06/2015 on Drawing with FunnyJunk 0
#82 - More like Capssachusetts 06/06/2015 on Boston Vault Boy 0
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#238 - chronicliar (03/20/2015) [-]
#239 to #238 - sepheroth (03/21/2015) [-]
Beary nice.
#236 - andrewtk (03/20/2015) [-]
Bears, by andrewtk

“Barry, are you ready to go hibernate!?”

“Just a second, Harriet!” Barry yelled back. Honestly, all that woman did was nag him, and it was becoming more and more unbearable with every passing day. He had thought many times of simply ending it all and killing her himself, but at the same time, he couldn't bear the thought of living life without her. After all, even if she did pester him constantly, she was pretty damn good behind the bushes.

“Barry, right now! The kids are waiting!” he heard his wife exclaim as he tightened the tie around his neck. He was tempted, oh so tempted, to use that same tie to strangle her. But he couldn't do that, not in front of the kids. If there was any solace in all of this, it was that he'd be going to sleep for almost three months in just a few minutes. Then he wouldn't have to hear that stupid bear speak again for a long time...

“Harriet, I swear to god, if you don't stop nagging me I'll kill you with my bare paws!”

“Oh please, you're all growl and no bite!” Harriet yelled back at him from downstairs. 'That's it,' he thought to himself, 'I have to kill her...'

But he wouldn't, and he knew that himself. It was an empty threat, like she said. And so, with no more words spoken, he simply headed downstairs and crashed on the couch. “Did you get the berries, Harry?”

His eyes snapped open instantly and he turned to her with a frown. “Was that a ******* pun?”
#237 to #236 - sepheroth (03/20/2015) [-]
Sounds like they're polar opposites, I hope she doesn't meet a grizzly fate! I just can't bear to read anymore of this black tale if it takes the turn I'm expecting, it would be pure panda-monium!
#234 - syfygeek (10/26/2014) [-]
alright, you get jim carrey instead
#235 to #234 - sepheroth (10/26/2014) [-]
Touche, salesman.
#233 - maybelline (04/25/2014) [-]
#229 - timelordeternal (12/24/2013) [-]
Hey, the content about the grandma with Eminem lyrics got posted again to day and I took your first line and added more to it.
#230 to #229 - sepheroth (12/24/2013) [-]
Link? And I had a bit more on my mind after
#231 to #230 - timelordeternal (12/24/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/fucking-tumblr/his+palms+spaghetti/yNxxGlA/
I just didn't want to take it without telling you. Add more to it, I'll see if I can't keep up with you.
#219 - anon (10/01/2013) [-]
Noob
#220 to #219 - sepheroth (10/01/2013) [-]
Yay
#221 to #220 - sepheroth (11/19/2013) [-]
Vatra, even odder is the fact I can post it here, just not as a new comment on your profile. Hmm...
#222 to #221 - vatra (11/20/2013) [-]
Epic man!
And that is odd, I wonder why.
#223 to #222 - sepheroth (11/20/2013) [-]
The ridiculous part is the fact that it's all portable, and I'm given about an hour and a half to set it up each time. And yeah, this site is weird.
#224 to #223 - sepheroth (11/20/2013) [-]
My bar, before Showtime.
#225 to #224 - vatra (11/21/2013) [-]
Wow! How do you set up in an hour and a half?
#226 to #225 - sepheroth (11/21/2013) [-]
Because I'm awesome.
#227 to #226 - vatra (11/21/2013) [-]
Good times.
#201 - existacne (05/29/2013) [-]
I found what I looked for, are you interested?
#202 to #201 - sepheroth (05/29/2013) [-]
Wait, what?
#203 to #202 - existacne (05/29/2013) [-]
Thumb whole thread up/down in one click thing.
#204 to #203 - sepheroth (05/29/2013) [-]
Yeah, where is it?
#205 to #204 - existacne
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#206 to #205 - sepheroth (05/29/2013) [-]
Dude, have you just been wreaking havoc on the comment section? Or have you been sharing this with everyone?!
#228 to #206 - theflamingfire (11/30/2013) [-]
I know what he was talking about......
#207 to #206 - existacne (05/29/2013) [-]
Those who wander will find it by themseves, so no, I didn't tell anyone. Even a while ago, when I played WoW, I did use some scripts and bots instead of all this mouse clicking.
Also, delete my comment after you read it, please.
#196 - twi (05/23/2013) [-]
I love u
#197 to #196 - sepheroth (05/23/2013) [-]
I get that a lot
#181 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/21/2013) [-]
you commented on my status yet I cna't find what one.
#183 to #181 - sepheroth (05/21/2013) [-]
it was somewhere in the middle of your talk with that megaman-avatar'ed guy.
Something about not making idle threats.