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sepherif

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: Sepherif
Consoles Owned: PC Mustard Race
Video Games Played: League, Super Smash, Skyrim
Interests: Anything Interesting
Date Signed Up:3/08/2012
Last Login:2/28/2015
Location:Where ever and whenever
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#2 - And so it has arrived. The great circle jerk of the hour.  [+] (1 new reply) 23 hours ago on What color is it FJ? +1
User avatar #3 - basalm (23 hours ago) [-]
Si, Senor.
#145 - Joshlol, we have some quality content here for you. 02/27/2015 on Zombie Admins +1
#5 - I see it OP. I see it and proved you wrong. There is alwa… 02/27/2015 on tfw gf +1
#139 - It has been a pleasure working with you sir. Let's bring this…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/27/2015 on Zombie Admins +1
#143 - infraredanus (02/27/2015) [-]
It has been my honor serving with you, General sepherif. Gott Mit Uns, Viva La Revolution, and in God we trust.

someone screencap this shit
User avatar #145 - sepherif (02/27/2015) [-]
Joshlol, we have some quality content here for you.
#136 - That's the idea. You see, the zombies convert the feminazis a…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/27/2015 on Zombie Admins +1
#137 - infraredanus (02/27/2015) [-]
You sir are a god damn genius.

We do need two back up plans. One side WILL win, we need a plan to wipe out the remaining zombies, or remaining feminazi's... I say jet fuel for the feminazi's, and actual Nazi's for the zombies. Sound good?
User avatar #139 - sepherif (02/27/2015) [-]
It has been a pleasure working with you sir. Let's bring this plan to the war board.

VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
#143 - infraredanus (02/27/2015) [-]
It has been my honor serving with you, General sepherif. Gott Mit Uns, Viva La Revolution, and in God we trust.

someone screencap this shit
User avatar #145 - sepherif (02/27/2015) [-]
Joshlol, we have some quality content here for you.
#134 - We wouldn't be zombie haters if the zombies represented the pa…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/27/2015 on Zombie Admins +1
#135 - infraredanus (02/27/2015) [-]
It could work... It could. But after the zombies are gone we'd still have the feminazi's. What if we set it up so they all destroyed eachother? Double whammy.
User avatar #136 - sepherif (02/27/2015) [-]
That's the idea. You see, the zombies convert the feminazis as they fall. So as long as they go at a 2 zombies to 1 feminazi ratio, they'll eventually wipe each other out.
#137 - infraredanus (02/27/2015) [-]
You sir are a god damn genius.

We do need two back up plans. One side WILL win, we need a plan to wipe out the remaining zombies, or remaining feminazi's... I say jet fuel for the feminazi's, and actual Nazi's for the zombies. Sound good?
User avatar #139 - sepherif (02/27/2015) [-]
It has been a pleasure working with you sir. Let's bring this plan to the war board.

VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
#143 - infraredanus (02/27/2015) [-]
It has been my honor serving with you, General sepherif. Gott Mit Uns, Viva La Revolution, and in God we trust.

someone screencap this shit
User avatar #145 - sepherif (02/27/2015) [-]
Joshlol, we have some quality content here for you.
#120 - You clearly underestimate feminazis, my friend. They will wil…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/27/2015 on Zombie Admins +1
#124 - infraredanus (02/27/2015) [-]
But we have no way to convince them. They'd probably believe we are zombie hating therefore racists and also sexist now that all zombies are girls. The plan would essentially backfire at this point. We'd either have to come up with some elaborate bullshit (as well as erase all proof this conversation happened) which MIGHT work... Safer to come up with a different plan for the female zombies...

Zombie Feminazi's... Yikes x9000
User avatar #134 - sepherif (02/27/2015) [-]
We wouldn't be zombie haters if the zombies represented the patriarchy, however. Like I said, we need straw polls to distract the zombies while we vaccinate them and convince the feminazis to go on the attack. A partial success is still a success.
#135 - infraredanus (02/27/2015) [-]
It could work... It could. But after the zombies are gone we'd still have the feminazi's. What if we set it up so they all destroyed eachother? Double whammy.
User avatar #136 - sepherif (02/27/2015) [-]
That's the idea. You see, the zombies convert the feminazis as they fall. So as long as they go at a 2 zombies to 1 feminazi ratio, they'll eventually wipe each other out.
#137 - infraredanus (02/27/2015) [-]
You sir are a god damn genius.

We do need two back up plans. One side WILL win, we need a plan to wipe out the remaining zombies, or remaining feminazi's... I say jet fuel for the feminazi's, and actual Nazi's for the zombies. Sound good?
User avatar #139 - sepherif (02/27/2015) [-]
It has been a pleasure working with you sir. Let's bring this plan to the war board.

VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
#143 - infraredanus (02/27/2015) [-]
It has been my honor serving with you, General sepherif. Gott Mit Uns, Viva La Revolution, and in God we trust.

someone screencap this shit
User avatar #145 - sepherif (02/27/2015) [-]
Joshlol, we have some quality content here for you.
#115 - Do you think we could get the tumblretes and feminazis to do s…  [+] (10 new replies) 02/27/2015 on Zombie Admins +1
#117 - infraredanus (02/27/2015) [-]
Hmm this would only work for the male zombies, we'd still have to deal with the female ones. We got any dude's with Walking Dead fetish's? And who may like Autistic people?
User avatar #120 - sepherif (02/27/2015) [-]
You clearly underestimate feminazis, my friend. They will willingly and mercilessly attack anything related to the patriarchy, even other womyn.
#124 - infraredanus (02/27/2015) [-]
But we have no way to convince them. They'd probably believe we are zombie hating therefore racists and also sexist now that all zombies are girls. The plan would essentially backfire at this point. We'd either have to come up with some elaborate bullshit (as well as erase all proof this conversation happened) which MIGHT work... Safer to come up with a different plan for the female zombies...

Zombie Feminazi's... Yikes x9000
User avatar #134 - sepherif (02/27/2015) [-]
We wouldn't be zombie haters if the zombies represented the patriarchy, however. Like I said, we need straw polls to distract the zombies while we vaccinate them and convince the feminazis to go on the attack. A partial success is still a success.
#135 - infraredanus (02/27/2015) [-]
It could work... It could. But after the zombies are gone we'd still have the feminazi's. What if we set it up so they all destroyed eachother? Double whammy.
User avatar #136 - sepherif (02/27/2015) [-]
That's the idea. You see, the zombies convert the feminazis as they fall. So as long as they go at a 2 zombies to 1 feminazi ratio, they'll eventually wipe each other out.
#137 - infraredanus (02/27/2015) [-]
You sir are a god damn genius.

We do need two back up plans. One side WILL win, we need a plan to wipe out the remaining zombies, or remaining feminazi's... I say jet fuel for the feminazi's, and actual Nazi's for the zombies. Sound good?
User avatar #139 - sepherif (02/27/2015) [-]
It has been a pleasure working with you sir. Let's bring this plan to the war board.

VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
#143 - infraredanus (02/27/2015) [-]
It has been my honor serving with you, General sepherif. Gott Mit Uns, Viva La Revolution, and in God we trust.

someone screencap this shit
User avatar #145 - sepherif (02/27/2015) [-]
Joshlol, we have some quality content here for you.
#110 - I did not consider this possibility. We must make a straw …  [+] (12 new replies) 02/27/2015 on Zombie Admins +1
#111 - infraredanus (02/27/2015) [-]
To be fair, the autism part of your plan might work... Hmm. We should keep that part of the plan going.
User avatar #115 - sepherif (02/27/2015) [-]
Do you think we could get the tumblretes and feminazis to do some dirty work for us?
You know, provide pictures of admins glorious gains and claim they are the source of the patriarchy?
#117 - infraredanus (02/27/2015) [-]
Hmm this would only work for the male zombies, we'd still have to deal with the female ones. We got any dude's with Walking Dead fetish's? And who may like Autistic people?
User avatar #120 - sepherif (02/27/2015) [-]
You clearly underestimate feminazis, my friend. They will willingly and mercilessly attack anything related to the patriarchy, even other womyn.
#124 - infraredanus (02/27/2015) [-]
But we have no way to convince them. They'd probably believe we are zombie hating therefore racists and also sexist now that all zombies are girls. The plan would essentially backfire at this point. We'd either have to come up with some elaborate bullshit (as well as erase all proof this conversation happened) which MIGHT work... Safer to come up with a different plan for the female zombies...

Zombie Feminazi's... Yikes x9000
User avatar #134 - sepherif (02/27/2015) [-]
We wouldn't be zombie haters if the zombies represented the patriarchy, however. Like I said, we need straw polls to distract the zombies while we vaccinate them and convince the feminazis to go on the attack. A partial success is still a success.
#135 - infraredanus (02/27/2015) [-]
It could work... It could. But after the zombies are gone we'd still have the feminazi's. What if we set it up so they all destroyed eachother? Double whammy.
User avatar #136 - sepherif (02/27/2015) [-]
That's the idea. You see, the zombies convert the feminazis as they fall. So as long as they go at a 2 zombies to 1 feminazi ratio, they'll eventually wipe each other out.
#137 - infraredanus (02/27/2015) [-]
You sir are a god damn genius.

We do need two back up plans. One side WILL win, we need a plan to wipe out the remaining zombies, or remaining feminazi's... I say jet fuel for the feminazi's, and actual Nazi's for the zombies. Sound good?
User avatar #139 - sepherif (02/27/2015) [-]
It has been a pleasure working with you sir. Let's bring this plan to the war board.

VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
#143 - infraredanus (02/27/2015) [-]
It has been my honor serving with you, General sepherif. Gott Mit Uns, Viva La Revolution, and in God we trust.

someone screencap this shit
User avatar #145 - sepherif (02/27/2015) [-]
Joshlol, we have some quality content here for you.
#99 - Vaccinate them and dump jet fuel all over them. They'll de…  [+] (14 new replies) 02/27/2015 on Zombie Admins +1
#108 - infraredanus (02/27/2015) [-]
Dude, Admin's biceps are stronger than steel beams, which means the zombie's arms probably are too. Jet fuel won't work, we;ll have to get Bush to hit them with a few planes. It's k we can just blame the terrorists.
User avatar #110 - sepherif (02/27/2015) [-]
I did not consider this possibility.
We must make a straw poll. That should distract them long enough for us to formulate another plan.
#111 - infraredanus (02/27/2015) [-]
To be fair, the autism part of your plan might work... Hmm. We should keep that part of the plan going.
User avatar #115 - sepherif (02/27/2015) [-]
Do you think we could get the tumblretes and feminazis to do some dirty work for us?
You know, provide pictures of admins glorious gains and claim they are the source of the patriarchy?
#117 - infraredanus (02/27/2015) [-]
Hmm this would only work for the male zombies, we'd still have to deal with the female ones. We got any dude's with Walking Dead fetish's? And who may like Autistic people?
User avatar #120 - sepherif (02/27/2015) [-]
You clearly underestimate feminazis, my friend. They will willingly and mercilessly attack anything related to the patriarchy, even other womyn.
#124 - infraredanus (02/27/2015) [-]
But we have no way to convince them. They'd probably believe we are zombie hating therefore racists and also sexist now that all zombies are girls. The plan would essentially backfire at this point. We'd either have to come up with some elaborate bullshit (as well as erase all proof this conversation happened) which MIGHT work... Safer to come up with a different plan for the female zombies...

Zombie Feminazi's... Yikes x9000
User avatar #134 - sepherif (02/27/2015) [-]
We wouldn't be zombie haters if the zombies represented the patriarchy, however. Like I said, we need straw polls to distract the zombies while we vaccinate them and convince the feminazis to go on the attack. A partial success is still a success.
#135 - infraredanus (02/27/2015) [-]
It could work... It could. But after the zombies are gone we'd still have the feminazi's. What if we set it up so they all destroyed eachother? Double whammy.
User avatar #136 - sepherif (02/27/2015) [-]
That's the idea. You see, the zombies convert the feminazis as they fall. So as long as they go at a 2 zombies to 1 feminazi ratio, they'll eventually wipe each other out.
#137 - infraredanus (02/27/2015) [-]
You sir are a god damn genius.

We do need two back up plans. One side WILL win, we need a plan to wipe out the remaining zombies, or remaining feminazi's... I say jet fuel for the feminazi's, and actual Nazi's for the zombies. Sound good?
User avatar #139 - sepherif (02/27/2015) [-]
It has been a pleasure working with you sir. Let's bring this plan to the war board.

VIVA LA REVOLUTION!
#143 - infraredanus (02/27/2015) [-]
It has been my honor serving with you, General sepherif. Gott Mit Uns, Viva La Revolution, and in God we trust.

someone screencap this shit
User avatar #145 - sepherif (02/27/2015) [-]
Joshlol, we have some quality content here for you.

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User avatar #1 - amissingmouse (08/26/2012) [-]
Hi...
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User avatar #4 to #2 - sepherif ONLINE (09/17/2012) [-]
hu?
Who and what are you? What do you want? I did not eat your cake!
User avatar #3 to #2 - amissingmouse (09/07/2012) [-]
...What?...Who are you? o-o
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