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#2460 - take it, give me some cool **** like dolans tho  [+] (1 reply) 06/30/2014 on senortesta's profile 0
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#2461 - angelooo (06/30/2014) [-]
The only dolans I have are the meteor dolans and I have a little so I don't think you'd accept
#37 - The worst experience i've had with spicy food was the buffalo …  [+] (1 reply) 06/04/2014 on What's red and really hot? 0
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#38 - senortesta (06/04/2014) [-]
>Go home, pain subsides go to sleep
>In the morning have to take a shit
>Worst pain ever as fire ignites from my asshole as if shit is somehow flamable
>Go to work at camp the next day wearing the shirt and explaining it to all the campers/other counselors who didn't go
>Uh oh gotta shit again
>Go to nurses office to shit so other campers don't hear/smell the volcanic eruption that is my bowel system
>Have to shit again two hours later
>For the next day every shit hurts
>Total of about 7 pompei level shits until asshole finally cools off
>Tldr; what hurts going in, hurts a hell of a lot more coming out
#11 - Well considering in pretty much all science classes the standa…  [+] (18 replies) 03/24/2014 on A true American +38
#131 - superintrovert (03/24/2014) [-]
But what would we call foot long hotdogs after the death of the current system? Third of a meter wieners? I mean, that kinda works but it's. . .kind of a mouth full.

. . .

Never mind, that's works on several levels.
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#126 - lean (03/24/2014) [-]
All we need to do is multiply by 2.54. Chill out.
#111 - anon (03/24/2014) [-]


#101 - justalie (03/24/2014) [-]
It would cost way too much money to switch over so shut up you foreign piece of shit.
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#141 - senortesta (03/25/2014) [-]
I live in Ny actually and if we cut down our massive unneeded millatary budget by like 1/100th we would have excess to switch everything to metric, elvish, and fucking minecraft measurements
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#100 - gigamuffin (03/24/2014) [-]
>Different signature sandwich for subway
> $15 Meterlong ftw
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#98 - mtflyer (03/24/2014) [-]
Metric may be in base ten, but for practical reasons, the imperial system is better, since it can easily be halved, or divided into thirds or quarters. It is based on real life things, an inch is knuckle to knuckle, a foot is a foot, etc., not arbitrary distances.
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#93 - martialnorris (03/24/2014) [-]
don't a lot of cars have both miles/h and km/h on the meters already? Or am I making shit up again?
#57 - bann (03/24/2014) [-]
You would literally have to repaint every road sign in the US, redesign thousands of assembly line and need to covert every blueprint. How would that not cost anything?
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#32 - toosexyforyou (03/24/2014) [-]
If you're in science class, then chances are you're smart enough not to care.
#70 - theplogyr (03/24/2014) [-]
>smart enoguh not to care
>smart enough NOT to care
>you're clearly nopt smart enough for anything.
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#29 - nigeltheoutlaw (03/24/2014) [-]
>it wouldn't cost anything extra in the short term
#26 - anon (03/24/2014) [-]
Actually the cost of switching is somewhere is the 100 million range
#28 - mayoroftownsville (03/24/2014) [-]
Actually, that's a frequently spread lie. Think about how long it would take to switch literally everything which requires a precise measurement or is used to measure things to a different system. Furthermore, imagine how long it would take for rednecks to understand that the speed limit has not been raised to 100mph. People would literaly die if we switched to the metric system.
#59 - bann (03/24/2014) [-]
Not really that far off, I'll copy my other comment

You would literally have to repaint every road sign in the US, redesign thousands of assembly line and need to covert every blueprint for record keeping

So much would have to go back and be changed, it's not worth the bother.
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#142 - senortesta (03/25/2014) [-]
I'm not saying it should be done all at once. Do it gradually and within 10 years everyone will be used to it.
#53 - anon (03/24/2014) [-]
Then speed limits would take care of natural selection for us
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#97 - meganinja (03/24/2014) [-]
You seem fine with that until a redneck in a pickup truck slams into you at 100 mph. There's your natural selection.