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senorfrog

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#52 - You have ignorance in the south but assholes in the North, the…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/10/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... +4
#91 - Imrankhan (03/10/2015) [-]
Assholes>ignorance
User avatar #98 - senorfrog (03/10/2015) [-]
Ignorance is bliss, causing happier friendly dumbasses. Anyone can take over these happy idiots if you work like that main character from House of Cards.
#67 - God no, I had that and it was atrocious. It mocks burgers and … 03/09/2015 on Than 0
#46 - Picture 03/08/2015 on /k/ goes fishing 0
#37 - Hatchiyack respect. 03/08/2015 on Dragonball Z in a nutshell +6
#27 - I just followed this and it works well, found out it…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2015 on All Hail Lord Gaben +1
User avatar #28 - tazpy (03/08/2015) [-]
Thanks, dude.
#14 - I just use a ps4 controller for my pc games.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/08/2015 on All Hail Lord Gaben +2
User avatar #26 - tazpy (03/08/2015) [-]
How do you connect a PS4 controller and get it to work with games? I think I tried with the PS3 one, but I couldn't figure it out.
User avatar #27 - senorfrog (03/08/2015) [-]
www.digitaltrends.com/gaming/how-to-connect-a-ps4-controller-to-pc/

I just followed this and it works well, found out it can work to the free steam game Fork Parker's Holiday Profit Hike.
User avatar #28 - tazpy (03/08/2015) [-]
Thanks, dude.
#20 - Well **** you too, Aquaman. I pray to Thor  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2015 on I Can't Wait for Mamoa's... +1
#34 - shadowdmoon (03/08/2015) [-]
The story must start with my father, a famous undersea explorer — if I spoke his name, you would recognize it. My mother died when I was a baby, and he turned to his work of solving the ocean's secrets. His greatest discovery was an ancient city, in the depths where no other diver had ever penetrated. My father believed it was the lost kingdom of Atlantis. He made himself a water-tight home in one of the palaces and lived there, studying the records and devices of the race's marvelous wisdom. From the books and records, he learned ways of teaching me to live under the ocean, drawing oxygen from the water and using all the power of the sea to make me wonderfully strong and swift. By training and a hundred scientific secrets, I became what you see — a human being who lives and thrives under the water.
aquaman golden age origin story told by himself
aquaman doesn't even realize that he is an amphibian
#13 - Well yeah, it just sucks to have the basic game taken away fro…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/07/2015 on The Real Master Chief 0
User avatar #20 - makonendrak (03/07/2015) [-]
Weird, I never had a problem playing the full game. I just bought it and played
#14 - derpwolf (03/07/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's kinda fucked up. Spartan Ops was worth it though.
#11 - Not the first time, I got the game like last august, but they …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/07/2015 on The Real Master Chief +1
#12 - derpwolf (03/07/2015) [-]
I feel like everything past the little fighter section until the end of the game kinda sucked.
#37 - thelastelephant (03/07/2015) [-]
>playing flight sim level on legendary
>part of level starts to move
>evasivemaneuvers.jpg
>shaky cam out of fucking nowhere
>can't fly in a straight line because the camera's shaking harder than Michael J. Fox.
>crash ship, go back to checkpoint
>wash rinse repeat until by pure luck I make it
>five minutes later, more Michael J. Fox camera happens and I crash again
fuck that level
User avatar #13 - senorfrog (03/07/2015) [-]
Well yeah, it just sucks to have the basic game taken away from you. It seriously felt like "if you want to finish the campaign please buy our dlc" kinda shit.
User avatar #20 - makonendrak (03/07/2015) [-]
Weird, I never had a problem playing the full game. I just bought it and played
#14 - derpwolf (03/07/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's kinda fucked up. Spartan Ops was worth it though.
#7 - My biggest problems are that the music is more muslim than vik…  [+] (11 new replies) 03/07/2015 on The Real Master Chief -11
User avatar #38 - loopzoop (03/07/2015) [-]
Nigger the soundtrack was fucking amazing. I don't even get how you think it sounds more muslim.
#24 - insanefreak (03/07/2015) [-]
Let me explain the Elites thing (I read all the books, but you only need to read the Kilo Five series to know what happened)

The Arbiter is on good terms with Admiral Hood, and is trying to get his people back into normal state, which is difficult since they're a warrior race, not used to farming, engineering, or even the basics (and their Engineers are gone, so they've got trouble).


However, there's a faction that refuse to believe that the Forerunner were NOT gods, and Section III supplies those guys with weapons so they can have a nice cosy civil war against the Elites supporting the Arbiter (because as long as they kill one another, they leave the humans alone). Osman, current leader of Section III is one of the Spartan-kids who didn't pass the augmentation fully, and has a very strong dislike for Dr. Halsey (which explains her attitude in Spartan Ops), and is the one leading the supply missions to Tel'Cam, the leader of the separatist, religious faction, along with her team.

Then you've got another Elite, whose name I can't quite remember at the moment, who got captured, then teleported (forerunner planet technology, not Requiem) to a far off Elite planet that wasn't aware of all that was going on, and he rallies the Elites there to join Tel'Cam and fight against the treasonous humans, and pretty much everyone else.

Hence, the Elites, Hunters, Jackalls and Grunts you see on Requiem are all remnants of the Covenant, and are pretty much the only religious bastards left. However, they don't have that much firepower compared to Infinity (which is currently the biggest and baddest ship in existence), or humanity in general. Due to the lack of engineers, whatever firepower the elites have in general is diminishing rapidly, although that may have changed since their encounter with the Didact, as there may have been original Engineers on the shield world (normally Engineers were created by the Forerunner, but if they have been used by the Covenant for several generations, they somehow aren't pure anymore. I don't get that really. Apparently not all Engineers have knowledge of all Forerunner stuff, and those residing in Shield Worlds are the most knowledgable ones.)

Hope this helped!
User avatar #25 - compared (03/07/2015) [-]
Thanks for using a comparison, hope you are well.
#17 - anonymous (03/07/2015) [-]
the elites being evil did make sense. after all, not all elites turned good after 2, a bunch stuck with the covenant loyalists, and a whole other bunch (the storm covenant, who you face) splintered from the rest post-3
User avatar #9 - derpwolf (03/07/2015) [-]
Did you get to fly the little fighter-ship around?
#11 - senorfrog (03/07/2015) [-]
Not the first time, I got the game like last august, but they refused to let me play the last little bit of it and wouldn't say why other than I didn't have the full game or xbox live (alternated between the two).
#12 - derpwolf (03/07/2015) [-]
I feel like everything past the little fighter section until the end of the game kinda sucked.
#37 - thelastelephant (03/07/2015) [-]
>playing flight sim level on legendary
>part of level starts to move
>evasivemaneuvers.jpg
>shaky cam out of fucking nowhere
>can't fly in a straight line because the camera's shaking harder than Michael J. Fox.
>crash ship, go back to checkpoint
>wash rinse repeat until by pure luck I make it
>five minutes later, more Michael J. Fox camera happens and I crash again
fuck that level
User avatar #13 - senorfrog (03/07/2015) [-]
Well yeah, it just sucks to have the basic game taken away from you. It seriously felt like "if you want to finish the campaign please buy our dlc" kinda shit.
User avatar #20 - makonendrak (03/07/2015) [-]
Weird, I never had a problem playing the full game. I just bought it and played
#14 - derpwolf (03/07/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's kinda fucked up. Spartan Ops was worth it though.
#25 - Just to throw it out there, there will be idiots that would fi… 03/07/2015 on Gritty Title Here 0
#33 - Picture 03/07/2015 on Your favorite cosplayer comp +2
#32 - She is hot and has great likes, but dear God she is annoying. 03/07/2015 on Your favorite cosplayer comp +5
#10 - Damn this pic is old, I used in back in highschool about 5 yea… 03/07/2015 on Place your bets 0
#9 - You know what it's like to be a badass killing machine, becaus… 03/07/2015 on Place your bets 0
#6 - How autistic was the mother ****** ? Like yeah the host …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/07/2015 on 4chan comp +48
#37 - anonymous (03/07/2015) [-]
The whole story is obviously a made-up story to fool the reader into thinking it's going to end with "Irish stew in the name of the law", but then not actually ending that way.
User avatar #34 - nagafever (03/07/2015) [-]
how autistic are you? there was no point in saying anything that could start an argument. shit. free food? you can call raw potatoes pancakes for all i care. free food is free food
#12 - sylaz (03/07/2015) [-]
Exactly what makes it funny as fuck
#73 - Picture 03/07/2015 on Neat 0
#9 - Picture 03/07/2015 on My money +9
#18 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 03/07/2015 on Here is a story +10
User avatar #24 - cookiecoketwo (03/07/2015) [-]
The Brotitude is off the scales.
User avatar #19 - thisxshitxisxhard (03/07/2015) [-]
the fucking bro level is outstanding
#2 - ******* GARY OAK, being all perfect and **** . 03/07/2015 on (untitled) +7
#25 - Picture 03/07/2015 on \[T]/ +1
#121 - Spidor? 03/06/2015 on F*ck you Thor... 0
#3 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 03/06/2015 on You just know that Kanye... +5
User avatar #4 - toboz (03/06/2015) [-]
Looks like a cheap Deadpool copy.
User avatar #5 - YllekNayr (03/06/2015) [-]
Deadpool is the Marvel equivalent of Deathstroke
Deathstroke came first.
Deadpool was a parody of that.
#6 - awesomenesss (03/06/2015) [-]
No one cares which came first, they're both fucking awesome. 10/10 would band Deathstroke and Deadpool.
User avatar #8 - YllekNayr (03/06/2015) [-]
obviously toboz does, so I corrected him
it's not like my comment was unwarranted
User avatar #10 - toboz (03/06/2015) [-]
no i just could not resist to skip an easy b8 chance
User avatar #11 - YllekNayr (03/06/2015) [-]
w/e bro
#9 - awesomenesss (03/06/2015) [-]
I actually didn't see his comment and thought you were just saying that. My bad.
#7 - awesomenesss (03/06/2015) [-]
I meant "bang" but I'd band with them too. Deadpool would be a great frontman.
#19 - I'm not for any side, I just post this every time gamerg…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2015 on ETA on "Google is dead"... -5
#32 - electronicbacon (03/06/2015) [-]
You're a cunt. A dumb cunt, at that
#2 - Compared to just regular preorder.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2015 on Metal Gear Collector... 0
User avatar #4 - compared (03/06/2015) [-]
Thanks for the mention, hope you are well.
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#56 - giffythetoad (01/07/2015) [-]
Hello, Senor Frog. I am Senor Toad.
Hello, Senor Frog. I am Senor Toad.
#57 to #56 - senorfrog (01/07/2015) [-]
There can only be one
#58 to #57 - giffythetoad (01/07/2015) [-]
Jeeze man, calm down.
#59 to #58 - senorfrog (01/07/2015) [-]
***** I'm calm, see me calmly watering my calm flowers.
#60 to #59 - giffythetoad (01/07/2015) [-]
calm is good. c:
calm is good. c:
User avatar #53 - trogdorrules (08/08/2013) [-]
Hey, happy late birthday, only 2 more years 'till you can legally get wasted
User avatar #54 to #53 - senorfrog (08/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, or 2 more years till hover boards.
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