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senorfrog

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:8/13/2010
Location:Texas
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#6957
Comment Ranking:#734
Highest Content Rank:#494
Highest Comment Rank:#736
Content Thumbs: 19631 total,  23375 ,  3744
Comment Thumbs: 13200 total,  14542 ,  1342
Content Level Progress: 57.09% (571/1000)
Level 219 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 220 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 77.2% (386/500)
Level 310 Comments: Wizard → Level 311 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:10
Content Views:802829
Times Content Favorited:1445 times
Total Comments Made:3304
FJ Points:11121
Favorite Tags: Boobs (67) | Deadpool (36) | game (18) | the (17) | Beer (11) | fuck (7) | Bacon (6) | deadmau (4) | Bear (3) | irish (3) | toonami (3) | zombies (3) | Awesome (2) | awwwww (2) | babes (2) | batman (2) | Big (2) | cable (2) | chill (2) | cobra (2)

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    Deadpool vs. Ghosty Deadpool vs. Ghosty
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    No way No way
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    Items Items
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    Oops Oops
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    Hurrrr Hurrrr
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    This means something This means something
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    Saddest Thing in History Ever! Saddest Thing in History Ever!
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    Stay Classy FJ Stay Classy FJ
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    Wasn't Me Wasn't Me
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    The Goon The Goon
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    Chars' greatest moment. Chars' greatest moment.
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    Wut Flava? Wut Flava?
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    I Love Bacon I Love Bacon

latest user's comments

#31 - It's a trick, se is actually pulling them up then 10 hours ago on Post your wet panties +80
#26 - Legends never die, they just fade away into Chippendale  [+] (1 new reply) 11 hours ago on The Burn Ward Episode 4: A... +3
#36 - LordBlackforest (10 hours ago) [-]
Just like Skeletor's neck.
#35 - Had many close ones and was almost a forced father, but I have… 11 hours ago on Sorry Man +1
#183 - I wonder, do people really hate what he said, or just followed…  [+] (2 new replies) 22 hours ago on FJ is really mad +2
User avatar #201 - thesimonved (21 hours ago) [-]
Go to sleep Here's a traditional german lullaby Die Ärzte - Schlaflied (ab 18)
User avatar #187 - cazabrow (22 hours ago) [-]
You wouldn't be THAT wrong though.

Often when it gets to such a large quantity, no one would side with that guy with a comment or they'd share in the red-thumb massacre. They'd instead oppose him and reap the green thumbs that comes with the rest of the sheep.
#33 - Pretty much, he is like George Lucas, amazing at first but ove… 22 hours ago on Better blow jobs and no Jobs +1
#75 - Humans X5 I hate everyone equally except Macfag… 02/26/2015 on Allahu Doner Kebab -1
#8 - What about ducks and their corkscrew sharp dicks?  [+] (6 new replies) 02/26/2015 on dale 0
User avatar #14 - shyandindecisive (02/26/2015) [-]
You could probably buy a few hundred ducklings for the price of a pig or donkey, but you probably need a licence for that. I feel I should stress that duck penises, while not being actually as sharp as corkscrews, are designed to find their way through the many false ends of a duck vagina, so it might possibly flop around a bit. A human throat only has three passages, the esophagus, the larynx and the sinuses, and while any of those wont be pleasant only one of them will be likely to cause vocal cord damage.
#9 - thereapercraft (02/26/2015) [-]
dolphin is best bet for maximum destruction
User avatar #15 - shyandindecisive (02/26/2015) [-]
If by that you mean that it will push him to the bottom of the pool and drown him while it assaults his throat, then yes, death is the maximum level of destruction to the vocal cords.
The problem with the plan is this: If you wanted to drown him and not just stop him from singing, why would you buy a dolphin? How long would you be able to afford to feed that thing? Hell, you could do it all by yourself. You'd go to jail either way, but at least you wouldn't orphan a dolphin. Is it the dick wrecking the voice box that makes the plan worthwhile? Because you don't even need a dolphin for that part, just a ring gag.
#17 - thereapercraft (6 hours ago) [-]
I was just saying because a dolphin has a 15in penis, but a single dolphin isn't too expensive to feed and so long as you have a permit and healthy living conditions for it it's perfectly legal to have a dolphin.
#18 - shyandindecisive (6 hours ago) [-]
Cool cool. So... how would you avoid the police who are now looking for a dolphin themed rapist?

Pic semi-related.
#19 - thereapercraft (6 hours ago) [-]
well so long as the dolphin did all the work then they would probably think the victim tried to swim with it, then they would only have you make the dolphin more secure so it doesn't happen again. If it does happen again they will confiscate it and give it to a zoo or something similar.
#660 - How to get a ps2 emulator that runs the ratchet &clank ser… 02/25/2015 on master race 0
#55 - **** , I thought it was going to be the next big t…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2015 on Entering an MMO during its... +3
#57 - feb (02/25/2015) [-]
It kind of amazes me that Facebook never died and probably never will die even though it's a million times shittier than Myspace was at the time of being replaced.
#15 - Ah, red kyroptonite is a hell of a drug.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2015 on Batman v. Superman is... +4
#21 - anonexplains (02/24/2015) [-]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#56 - giffythetoad (01/07/2015) [-]
Hello, Senor Frog. I am Senor Toad.
Hello, Senor Frog. I am Senor Toad.
#57 to #56 - senorfrog (01/07/2015) [-]
There can only be one
#58 to #57 - giffythetoad (01/07/2015) [-]
Jeeze man, calm down.
#59 to #58 - senorfrog (01/07/2015) [-]
***** I'm calm, see me calmly watering my calm flowers.
#60 to #59 - giffythetoad (01/07/2015) [-]
calm is good. c:
calm is good. c:
User avatar #53 - trogdorrules (08/08/2013) [-]
Hey, happy late birthday, only 2 more years 'till you can legally get wasted
User avatar #54 to #53 - senorfrog (08/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, or 2 more years till hover boards.
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