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Date Signed Up:4/26/2010
Last Login:6/03/2013
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#52 - Yes, because all girls are whiny bitches, and all men are all …  [+] (19 new replies) 04/09/2013 on Complaining +12
User avatar #53 - wickkles (04/09/2013) [-]
From my experience yes.
User avatar #54 - seniorpokeman (04/09/2013) [-]
>"All girls are whiny bitches."
>"Why can't I get a girlfriend?"
User avatar #55 - wickkles (04/09/2013) [-]
I have a boyfriend.
User avatar #56 - seniorpokeman (04/09/2013) [-]
I take back my comment then. Still offensive, though. Wait, this the guy that you got the tattoo for?
User avatar #57 - wickkles (04/09/2013) [-]
I know, but again from my experience this is all girls do. Don't take the joke so seriously, it's ment to be funny. And yes it's for him.
User avatar #58 - seniorpokeman (04/09/2013) [-]
I thought you got it for him back when you were still claiming to be straight, saying you guys were just friends.
User avatar #59 - wickkles (04/09/2013) [-]
We are friends, but the internet says we are dating so it must be true!
User avatar #60 - seniorpokeman (04/09/2013) [-]
...dude... you have a my little pony tattoo dedicated to your 'just friend'... pretty sure there's more going on there.
User avatar #61 - wickkles (04/09/2013) [-]
Exactly. You're on the internet so if you say we are dating then it must be the truth huh? If you don't believe me then it's your problem. =]
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User avatar #64 - wickkles (04/09/2013) [-]
Why thank you kindly. =]
User avatar #65 - sirrelevant (04/09/2013) [-]
wait wut.. pony tattoo?
User avatar #66 - wickkles (04/09/2013) [-]
Go check my content.
User avatar #67 - sirrelevant (04/09/2013) [-]
But I was just heading to bed.
User avatar #68 - wickkles (04/09/2013) [-]
Then check tomorrow! =]
User avatar #69 - sirrelevant (04/09/2013) [-]
No! Link to content?
User avatar #71 - sirrelevant (04/09/2013) [-]
Fuck yeah Fluttershy, thumbs on all your content sir.
User avatar #72 - wickkles (04/09/2013) [-]
Thanks bro. =]
#1 - Ignore the people talking about your grammer. For a non-native… 04/09/2013 on appleblup's profile 0
#74 - Staying in an incredibly unsafe position that could potentiall… 04/08/2013 on HA, GAAAAAAY, :) +1
#10 - "James, why are there dents in the table?" "… 04/08/2013 on Meanwhile in Mothr Rasha +3
#24 - I too one day hope to be so successful that I require a midget… 04/08/2013 on Wut +15
#591875 - Can you guys help me out? I'm looking for that one anime with …  [+] (13 new replies) 04/08/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... +3
#592027 - DmOnZ (04/08/2013) [-]
I'll uhhhh.... I'll get right on that... you know... trying to finding it... and... uhhhh... yeah...
User avatar #591899 - nightt (04/08/2013) [-]
Go to MAL, roll your face on the keyboard and i'm sure you'll get it.
User avatar #591905 - jettom (04/08/2013) [-]
No titles that matched your query were found.
User avatar #591907 - nightt (04/08/2013) [-]
Damn, perhaps I overestimated MAL.
#591896 - checkemtrain (04/08/2013) [-]
Uhhhh......
User avatar #591894 - nigeltheoutlaw (04/08/2013) [-]
u r le masturd ruseman XD
User avatar #591890 - notchipples (04/08/2013) [-]
Toradora
User avatar #591884 - makotoitou (04/08/2013) [-]
Doue venl ift
User avatar #591881 - wallbuilder (04/08/2013) [-]
Haiyore boku wa Vividred no koto koro ni kai yuutsu - season 4.3
That's the worst bunch of clues I've ever seen, sorry. There's literally about 150 anime that it could be.
User avatar #591885 - boyddamilkman (04/08/2013) [-]
I thought that was the point. I think he is being a master jokester.
User avatar #591886 - wallbuilder (04/08/2013) [-]
I thought so but it seemed too... simple.
#591880 - jettom (04/08/2013) [-]
Sounds like you've seen the Japanese dub to Donald Duck.
User avatar #591876 - boyddamilkman (04/08/2013) [-]
Boku no Lucky Star of Haruhi Suzumiya
#31 - Bitches be crazy. 04/07/2013 on Why? 0
#398 - 12 year old 04/07/2013 on Change the name of anonymous 0
#111 - Very true. But where the **** am I een supposed t…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2013 on MrsMcDowell's profile 0
User avatar #112 - MrsMcDowell (04/06/2013) [-]
#104 - here, take this 04/04/2013 on Mind = Blown +1
#101 - I didn't say that he was...  [+] (2 new replies) 04/04/2013 on Mind = Blown +1
User avatar #103 - theshadowed (04/04/2013) [-]
Shit. I misread your comment. I was never here
#104 - seniorpokeman (04/04/2013) [-]
here, take this
#109 - So then why not skip it? Just go straight for the publishers, …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/04/2013 on MrsMcDowell's profile 0
User avatar #110 - MrsMcDowell (04/04/2013) [-]
Because an agent can get you with a huge publishing house meaning lots of media attention. Publishing houses don't do marketing anymore.
User avatar #111 - seniorpokeman (04/05/2013) [-]
Very true. But where the fuck am I een supposed to look for these people... I mean, I don't even know where to look for these guys... I'd sent them all letters if I could, but I don't know where the hell I'm supposed to find them...
User avatar #112 - MrsMcDowell (04/06/2013) [-]
#107 - No, I know. I just seems like finding an agent is just as hard…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/04/2013 on MrsMcDowell's profile 0
User avatar #108 - MrsMcDowell (04/04/2013) [-]
Certainly is.

I'm going to start querying another novel shortly, actually.
User avatar #109 - seniorpokeman (04/04/2013) [-]
So then why not skip it? Just go straight for the publishers, and skip the middle man?
User avatar #110 - MrsMcDowell (04/04/2013) [-]
Because an agent can get you with a huge publishing house meaning lots of media attention. Publishing houses don't do marketing anymore.
User avatar #111 - seniorpokeman (04/05/2013) [-]
Very true. But where the fuck am I een supposed to look for these people... I mean, I don't even know where to look for these guys... I'd sent them all letters if I could, but I don't know where the hell I'm supposed to find them...
User avatar #112 - MrsMcDowell (04/06/2013) [-]
#105 - I've seen some other things that say you should send it in fir…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/04/2013 on MrsMcDowell's profile 0
User avatar #106 - MrsMcDowell (04/04/2013) [-]
Don't ever pay an agent. Money comes to you not the other way around!
User avatar #107 - seniorpokeman (04/04/2013) [-]
No, I know. I just seems like finding an agent is just as hard as doing going for mailing it to attempt to be published myself.
User avatar #108 - MrsMcDowell (04/04/2013) [-]
Certainly is.

I'm going to start querying another novel shortly, actually.
User avatar #109 - seniorpokeman (04/04/2013) [-]
So then why not skip it? Just go straight for the publishers, and skip the middle man?
User avatar #110 - MrsMcDowell (04/04/2013) [-]
Because an agent can get you with a huge publishing house meaning lots of media attention. Publishing houses don't do marketing anymore.
User avatar #111 - seniorpokeman (04/05/2013) [-]
Very true. But where the fuck am I een supposed to look for these people... I mean, I don't even know where to look for these guys... I'd sent them all letters if I could, but I don't know where the hell I'm supposed to find them...
User avatar #112 - MrsMcDowell (04/06/2013) [-]
#46 - No, that's not right. Hercules is Triton's cousin. The two of …  [+] (5 new replies) 04/04/2013 on Mind = Blown +15
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User avatar #101 - seniorpokeman (04/04/2013) [-]
I didn't say that he was...
User avatar #103 - theshadowed (04/04/2013) [-]
Shit. I misread your comment. I was never here
#104 - seniorpokeman (04/04/2013) [-]
here, take this
#28 - Everyone‽ Even Grandma‽  [+] (5 new replies) 04/04/2013 on NSFW +1
User avatar #31 - redneckhokage (04/04/2013) [-]
especially grandma
User avatar #30 - unknownmamba (04/04/2013) [-]
Especially Grandma
User avatar #33 - redneckhokage (04/04/2013) [-]
HA! exact same time, same comment
User avatar #35 - unknownmamba (04/04/2013) [-]
Interesting
User avatar #36 - redneckhokage (04/04/2013) [-]
quite
#103 - Me again. (Sorry...) I'm finally making my query letter. A…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/03/2013 on MrsMcDowell's profile 0
User avatar #104 - MrsMcDowell (04/04/2013) [-]
Yep. You send the query letter and the pages pasted in the body of the email.
User avatar #105 - seniorpokeman (04/04/2013) [-]
I've seen some other things that say you should send it in first, and almost get an agent as a lawyer, in order to work out the payment.
User avatar #106 - MrsMcDowell (04/04/2013) [-]
Don't ever pay an agent. Money comes to you not the other way around!
User avatar #107 - seniorpokeman (04/04/2013) [-]
No, I know. I just seems like finding an agent is just as hard as doing going for mailing it to attempt to be published myself.
User avatar #108 - MrsMcDowell (04/04/2013) [-]
Certainly is.

I'm going to start querying another novel shortly, actually.
User avatar #109 - seniorpokeman (04/04/2013) [-]
So then why not skip it? Just go straight for the publishers, and skip the middle man?
User avatar #110 - MrsMcDowell (04/04/2013) [-]
Because an agent can get you with a huge publishing house meaning lots of media attention. Publishing houses don't do marketing anymore.
User avatar #111 - seniorpokeman (04/05/2013) [-]
Very true. But where the fuck am I een supposed to look for these people... I mean, I don't even know where to look for these guys... I'd sent them all letters if I could, but I don't know where the hell I'm supposed to find them...
User avatar #112 - MrsMcDowell (04/06/2013) [-]
#31 - Holy **** , I thought of that as soon as I saw thi… 04/03/2013 on tattoo cover up +2
#304 - poopoo 04/03/2013 on Oh my guts 0
#216 - Peanut butter. 04/03/2013 on Oh Facebook +2
#56 - Stay classy, anon. Stay classy. 04/03/2013 on Some Choices Are Wrong +6
#15 - Oh god, what the **** ... that picture...  [+] (7 new replies) 04/02/2013 on Oh my guts +52
#148 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/03/2013) [-]
tubgirl, google it
#265 - tahabta (04/03/2013) [-]
**tahabta rolled a random image posted in comment #84 at South Park posted this on Facebook today ** Wonderful!
#216 - supermegasherman (04/03/2013) [-]
what the fuck man
#167 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/03/2013) [-]
Why did I do that.
#191 - greenthegunstar (04/03/2013) [-]
Why did you do that...
WHY DID I DO THAT!?
User avatar #242 - yutdollacwwwthree (04/03/2013) [-]
Googled it... I felt nothing.

#212 - EdwardNigma (04/03/2013) [-]
I tried it at home.
#67 - Comment deleted 04/02/2013 on Never saw that coming.. 0
#22 - Damn dude, you don't have any thumbs OR a face? Sorry to hear that...  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2013 on your welcome +14
#28 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/02/2013) [-]
Looks like your a little... shorthanded.
#43 - Why are you being thumbed down? You're right. 04/01/2013 on yeah... -1

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User avatar #2 - seniorpokeman (08/30/2012) [-]
Well funnyjunk, it looks like I'm going to get banned. The new pinkie pie said on a post about proxies that anybody that thumbed the picture up is going to be banned. I thumbed the picture up, simply because it was an incredibly good idea, (and quite frankly, I hit the button that said 'funny', because it is funny just how bad the new pinkie pie's going to get.). I have had a lot of fun here on funnyjunk. I was a user back when I was only a little kid. Before I could even understand the jokes here. And it breaks my heart that I'm going to be banned very soon.
But there is something I really wanted to say. THANK YOU funnyjunk. Before I was a user of this site, I was a socially awkward kid with no friends. But funnyjunk gave me a place to meet people and be myself. You were all my friends when I had none, and you taught me how to both act and be funny in real life.
Now, I'm not even close to as socially awkward. I've had girlfriends, I have tons of friends now, and I'm even working on something I love doing: creating things... just like I did here for you guys. And you all thumbed me us so much for it... in the end, I had 148142 thumbs up in my content, and 18013 thumbs up in comments. It showed me that people actually can respect something that I created. So I've been writing novels and painting in the time since I've stopped posting. I don't know if anyone will treat me as well as you did funnyjunk, but I really hope they do.
But still, if the 'new pinkie pie,' who I still believe is the old pinkie pie sees this, just know that you really are ruining your website. You are taking a website that used to be fun and a great place for kids that were socially ****** up (like me) to come and meet others like themselves, but instead, you just ban as many people as you can. Granted, they are posting porn, which is bad for the site profits, but seriously? A permaban with no warning whatsoever? That's just begging to get your website population ****** up. And you said on another post "we get over a thousand new users a day. it doesn't matter how many people I ban." That attitude loses the users you have, and doesn't hold onto the new users.
Auf Wiedersehen, Funnyjunk. I'm going to miss you.
-seniorpokeman
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