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Date Signed Up:4/26/2010
Last Login:6/03/2013
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#208 - Maddam Fishy Pants... Oh my **** ... 05/01/2013 on Emperor Scratchy Bottom 0
#48 - ...Isn't the point of a helium mask to kill the person wearing it?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2013 on Helium? -2
User avatar #62 - dragontear (05/01/2013) [-]
well, yes. you will suffocate unless you mix the helium with oxygen
#49 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 04/30/2013 on 42 +95
#201 - anonymous (05/01/2013) [-]
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#202 - anonymous (05/01/2013) [-]
Erm...
isitchristmas . net
#114 - anonymous (05/01/2013) [-]
I don't know what I was expecting.jpg
#60 - lorentz (05/01/2013) [-]
Now, that's a usefull site..
#59 - semenslurpinglily (05/01/2013) [-]
#57 - btsharpshot (05/01/2013) [-]
not today buddy
#253 - American here. We NEVER use those maps. We use the ones that h… 04/30/2013 on My history professor put... 0
#26 - >when boys write songs about you > 04/26/2013 on hacked tbdwl REPOST -1
#2 - I think the answer, honestly, is 'why not?' 04/26/2013 on In Kindergarten +22
#14 - I seriously hope you're not serious. 04/26/2013 on bitches 0
#3008 - Comment deleted 04/26/2013 on Epic Roll Compilation +1
#37 - CHARGE YOUR MOTHER ******* PHONE 04/25/2013 on The RTT Foundation +7
#26 - <--- funnyjunk that one guy in the back that's JUST nor… 04/24/2013 on first time +1
#1093 - yeah, that's what daddy likes... 04/24/2013 on everybodysfriend's profile 0
#615 - hell's kill hell is kill no 04/24/2013 on Heavy Metal Band Generator +1
#1081 - No talking.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2013 on everybodysfriend's profile 0
User avatar #1087 - everybodysfriend (04/24/2013) [-]
ok
User avatar #1093 - seniorpokeman (04/24/2013) [-]
yeah, that's what daddy likes...
#1053 - Yeah, that's nice you filthy friend... now tell me I'm a good friend.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/24/2013 on everybodysfriend's profile 0
User avatar #1054 - everybodysfriend (04/24/2013) [-]
You're an amazing friend!
User avatar #1081 - seniorpokeman (04/24/2013) [-]
No talking.
User avatar #1087 - everybodysfriend (04/24/2013) [-]
ok
User avatar #1093 - seniorpokeman (04/24/2013) [-]
yeah, that's what daddy likes...
#1000 - Shut up and hug it you slut.  [+] (6 new replies) 04/24/2013 on everybodysfriend's profile 0
User avatar #1015 - everybodysfriend (04/24/2013) [-]
**everybodysfriend hugs seniorpokeman** Yay hugs :)
User avatar #1053 - seniorpokeman (04/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's nice you filthy friend... now tell me I'm a good friend.
User avatar #1054 - everybodysfriend (04/24/2013) [-]
You're an amazing friend!
User avatar #1081 - seniorpokeman (04/24/2013) [-]
No talking.
User avatar #1087 - everybodysfriend (04/24/2013) [-]
ok
User avatar #1093 - seniorpokeman (04/24/2013) [-]
yeah, that's what daddy likes...
#954 - That depends. Do you give friend-jobs?  [+] (8 new replies) 04/24/2013 on everybodysfriend's profile 0
User avatar #956 - everybodysfriend (04/24/2013) [-]
Oh course bby, whatever my friends need ;)
User avatar #1000 - seniorpokeman (04/24/2013) [-]
Shut up and hug it you slut.
User avatar #1015 - everybodysfriend (04/24/2013) [-]
**everybodysfriend hugs seniorpokeman** Yay hugs :)
User avatar #1053 - seniorpokeman (04/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's nice you filthy friend... now tell me I'm a good friend.
User avatar #1054 - everybodysfriend (04/24/2013) [-]
You're an amazing friend!
User avatar #1081 - seniorpokeman (04/24/2013) [-]
No talking.
User avatar #1087 - everybodysfriend (04/24/2013) [-]
ok
User avatar #1093 - seniorpokeman (04/24/2013) [-]
yeah, that's what daddy likes...
#947 - I'm sorry, but I just got out of a rough bestfriendship, and I…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/24/2013 on everybodysfriend's profile 0
User avatar #950 - everybodysfriend (04/24/2013) [-]
That's alright, but if you ever need someone, I'll be here :3
User avatar #954 - seniorpokeman (04/24/2013) [-]
That depends. Do you give friend-jobs?
User avatar #956 - everybodysfriend (04/24/2013) [-]
Oh course bby, whatever my friends need ;)
User avatar #1000 - seniorpokeman (04/24/2013) [-]
Shut up and hug it you slut.
User avatar #1015 - everybodysfriend (04/24/2013) [-]
**everybodysfriend hugs seniorpokeman** Yay hugs :)
User avatar #1053 - seniorpokeman (04/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's nice you filthy friend... now tell me I'm a good friend.
User avatar #1054 - everybodysfriend (04/24/2013) [-]
You're an amazing friend!
User avatar #1081 - seniorpokeman (04/24/2013) [-]
No talking.
User avatar #1087 - everybodysfriend (04/24/2013) [-]
ok
User avatar #1093 - seniorpokeman (04/24/2013) [-]
yeah, that's what daddy likes...
#19 - See? This is EXACTLY why two nukes wasn't enough! 04/24/2013 on Too much wut for one post... -1
#10 - From now on, I shall poop on the front lawn.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2013 on This will give you nightmares +9
User avatar #16 - dafuckisthisshit (04/24/2013) [-]
watch out for the ant hills
#606560 - Son, why do you still watch children's shows from China? …  [+] (9 new replies) 04/23/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... -1
User avatar #606602 - nigeltheoutlaw (04/23/2013) [-]
I'm going to college and working, which is more than most people, so I'm okay with wasting my free time watching anime.
#606570 - andyyy (04/23/2013) [-]
No one can separate me and ma waifu
#606565 - MillionsKnives (04/23/2013) [-]
Implying they know.
#606569 - yusay (04/23/2013) [-]
Wouldn't they be a little more concerned with that gay porn you have saved there?
#606573 - MillionsKnives (04/23/2013) [-]
I don't know what you are talking about.
#606578 - yusay (04/23/2013) [-]
Oh, you know what I'm talking about. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dD3dz44Xf8
#606585 - MillionsKnives (04/23/2013) [-]
Still don't see what you're talking about.
#606564 - boyddamilkman (04/23/2013) [-]
It's a lifestyle, you wouldn't understand!

You aren't even my real parents anyways!
#606561 - yusay (04/23/2013) [-]
#125 - agumon 04/23/2013 on Fucking Ralts -1
#491 - So Transylvania is a country now? 04/23/2013 on FJ Demographic - Complete! -2
#4 - Proof? Honestly, this sounds like ******** . I thi…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/23/2013 on sleeping +16
#17 - anonymous (04/23/2013) [-]
Kudos on getting green thumbes for being clueless!
User avatar #16 - ruebezahl (04/23/2013) [-]
I've seen it, and it actually made me a bit angry and sad. I worked at our customer's offices in Japan, and there was a "quiet understanding" that we suppliers would work until at least 10pm each day. For us, it was ok. It was a customer after all, and we stayed there for only a couple of weeks. But then I saw many of the customer's employees sleeping in their seats in the evenings, and I felt "Why can't they go home to be with their families instead of just uselessly passing the time here?" Really sad in a way. Especially since after work, those guys were then supposed to go to the Izakaya (bar) to get some drinks with their colleagues before finally going home.
User avatar #9 - highfocus (04/23/2013) [-]
said the german guy
User avatar #7 - andalitemadness (04/23/2013) [-]
No it's actually true to an extent because they view it as a sign of hard work. WHen people leave for the day after work, it is polite to say "you're tired" which means basically "you worked hard."
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inemuri
#16 - She didn't actually cheat. They were a couple, and they were p…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2013 on good man!! +52
User avatar #99 - fargone (04/23/2013) [-]
"Hehe. That bucket of water on the doorframe was priceless. I better be careful of revenge pranks. Aw, look. He got me chocolates, he's such a good spor-SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS CHRIST FUCK!"
#87 - anonymous (04/23/2013) [-]
Key word: "were"
#56 - How the **** do you have the time for this? 04/22/2013 on Funnyjunk Observations for... -1

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User avatar #2 - seniorpokeman (08/30/2012) [-]
Well funnyjunk, it looks like I'm going to get banned. The new pinkie pie said on a post about proxies that anybody that thumbed the picture up is going to be banned. I thumbed the picture up, simply because it was an incredibly good idea, (and quite frankly, I hit the button that said 'funny', because it is funny just how bad the new pinkie pie's going to get.). I have had a lot of fun here on funnyjunk. I was a user back when I was only a little kid. Before I could even understand the jokes here. And it breaks my heart that I'm going to be banned very soon.
But there is something I really wanted to say. THANK YOU funnyjunk. Before I was a user of this site, I was a socially awkward kid with no friends. But funnyjunk gave me a place to meet people and be myself. You were all my friends when I had none, and you taught me how to both act and be funny in real life.
Now, I'm not even close to as socially awkward. I've had girlfriends, I have tons of friends now, and I'm even working on something I love doing: creating things... just like I did here for you guys. And you all thumbed me us so much for it... in the end, I had 148142 thumbs up in my content, and 18013 thumbs up in comments. It showed me that people actually can respect something that I created. So I've been writing novels and painting in the time since I've stopped posting. I don't know if anyone will treat me as well as you did funnyjunk, but I really hope they do.
But still, if the 'new pinkie pie,' who I still believe is the old pinkie pie sees this, just know that you really are ruining your website. You are taking a website that used to be fun and a great place for kids that were socially ****** up (like me) to come and meet others like themselves, but instead, you just ban as many people as you can. Granted, they are posting porn, which is bad for the site profits, but seriously? A permaban with no warning whatsoever? That's just begging to get your website population ****** up. And you said on another post "we get over a thousand new users a day. it doesn't matter how many people I ban." That attitude loses the users you have, and doesn't hold onto the new users.
Auf Wiedersehen, Funnyjunk. I'm going to miss you.
-seniorpokeman
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