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#35 - I like how there's a ********* in the comments even though it'…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/28/2013 on Education +90
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#92 - mrblueftw (03/01/2013) [-]
kim jong isnt sexiest man?
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#54 - zenagirl (02/28/2013) [-]
What video is this from?
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#49 - fedegon (02/28/2013) [-]
Yes, and also the glorious "Black man asks nation for change".
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#39 - aldheim (02/28/2013) [-]
Any media that reports that must be legit.
And here I thought they were joking...
#45 - If you don't want us to start off reading right to left, than … 02/28/2013 on Read Right To Left +7
#116 - >the drink the >the 600 bottle >buy pop cents 02/28/2013 on They are real +13
#51 - Hey look, it's the heads of the brony community.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/28/2013 on /b/ in one picture +3
#56 - comanderspy (02/28/2013) [-]
shitstorm?... imposibru
#52 - huskygunner (02/28/2013) [-]
Hello? This is Shitstorm; do you have a moment to spare for brony rage?
#55 - lavitts (02/28/2013) [-]
No thank you, we don't want any.
#58 - huskygunner (02/28/2013) [-]
MFW no shitstorm.
#49 - Picture 02/27/2013 on Flesh Face 0
#263 - Picture 02/27/2013 on OOOOOOH THE WHITE GUY WON!!!! +5
#23 - He still drugged him. Even if he keeped an eye on him, he tric… 02/27/2013 on Quite a trip +6
#19 - No it's not. He drugged him without him knowing.  [+] (7 new replies) 02/27/2013 on Quite a trip +12
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#20 - kallesyndrom (02/27/2013) [-]
While that may be so, LSD isn't that bad. No brain damage, no whatever, it's not like it was ecstasy. The fact that he couldn't keep an eye on him is much worse
#46 - anon (02/28/2013) [-]
Ecstasy is nicer than acid. Unless he dosed him with like 5 pills, he would just have a super happy fun time.
#38 - anon (02/28/2013) [-]
You a stupid hoe.
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#27 - basicargentinian (02/27/2013) [-]
No brain damedge? are you sure?
#62 - brinden (02/28/2013) [-]
Brain damage is technically the wrong word. The main danger is triggering any underlying mental health issues that he may have running in his family like schizophrenia.
I don't know if you'd call it brain damage or even saying it "caused" rather I think it brings attention to it and accelerates it.
Nonetheless, its a shitty thing to do to someone who is unsuspecting.
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#25 - emobutterfly (02/27/2013) [-]
Maybe so, but he could have easily jumped off a building and killed himself because he thought the redbull gave him wings.
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#23 - seniorpokeman (02/27/2013) [-]
He still drugged him. Even if he keeped an eye on him, he tricked him into using something he might not have wanted in his body.
#27 - OP, is this you?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2013 on Explaining evolution to... -2
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#29 - shaunr (02/27/2013) [-]
sure is
#124 - Screencap if you like. I can't screencap on my computer. 02/27/2013 on cheating 0
#63 - This is going to be useful in the future. I just know it.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/27/2013 on Alpha as fuck +20
#73 - anon (02/27/2013) [-]
Do you have a "tits or gtfo" pic ready?
#98 - yeh (02/27/2013) [-]
I tried...
#123 - anon (02/27/2013) [-]
'I tried' and also, I could use any, ANY font.
But I chose Comic Sans. Why? Well, because I am a faggot and because fuck you.
#52 - >Dad looks like Gordon Freeman >Only 2 posters &… 02/27/2013 on Running for President +6
#89 - Pretty much sums up Reddit's opinion of Jews. 02/27/2013 on Jewish joke. +1
#118 - Always glad to help. 02/27/2013 on cheating +1
#116 - Walk up to his desk in the middle of him giving one of his ram…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/27/2013 on cheating +3
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#123 - atheistzilla (02/27/2013) [-]
too bad the content expired because this comment should be covered in thumbs
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#124 - seniorpokeman (02/27/2013) [-]
Screencap if you like. I can't screencap on my computer.
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#117 - TashnaBakninh (02/27/2013) [-]
Hahahahaha I wasn't expecting that ending. I'll try this tomorrow. Thanks!
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#118 - seniorpokeman (02/27/2013) [-]
Always glad to help.
#15 - How do you survive? With no income, how can you pay for anything? 02/26/2013 on Job hunt +7
#86 - Comment deleted 02/26/2013 on Implying +6
#197 - Nobody likes you, OP. You're lying to yourself. 02/26/2013 on My Social Life +1
#1 - This post. I like it. 02/26/2013 on Facebook Statuses +1
#4 - Why do you have that picture?  [+] (5 new replies) 02/26/2013 on YFW... +1
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#8 - evilbastard (02/26/2013) [-]
Because you just never know when you'll need it - case in point this post .
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#5 - keasen (02/26/2013) [-]
i was wondering the same thing lol
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#9 - You have no physical proof to say there isn't a god either. Ne… 02/26/2013 on The Burden of Proof 0
#353075 - I am Frodo Sagbag. 02/25/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#493 - True. But at the same time, if you do things right, you can st… 02/25/2013 on How to choose your computer 0
#115 - Comment deleted 02/25/2013 on Banksy Quotes 0
#213 - No, it's pacman. 02/25/2013 on Germany MFW +2
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#2 - seniorpokeman
(08/30/2012) [-]
Well funnyjunk, it looks like I'm going to get banned. The new pinkie pie said on a post about proxies that anybody that thumbed the picture up is going to be banned. I thumbed the picture up, simply because it was an incredibly good idea, (and quite frankly, I hit the button that said 'funny', because it is funny just how bad the new pinkie pie's going to get.). I have had a lot of fun here on funnyjunk. I was a user back when I was only a little kid. Before I could even understand the jokes here. And it breaks my heart that I'm going to be banned very soon.
But there is something I really wanted to say. THANK YOU funnyjunk. Before I was a user of this site, I was a socially awkward kid with no friends. But funnyjunk gave me a place to meet people and be myself. You were all my friends when I had none, and you taught me how to both act and be funny in real life.
Now, I'm not even close to as socially awkward. I've had girlfriends, I have tons of friends now, and I'm even working on something I love doing: creating things... just like I did here for you guys. And you all thumbed me us so much for it... in the end, I had 148142 thumbs up in my content, and 18013 thumbs up in comments. It showed me that people actually can respect something that I created. So I've been writing novels and painting in the time since I've stopped posting. I don't know if anyone will treat me as well as you did funnyjunk, but I really hope they do.
But still, if the 'new pinkie pie,' who I still believe is the old pinkie pie sees this, just know that you really are ruining your website. You are taking a website that used to be fun and a great place for kids that were socially ****** up (like me) to come and meet others like themselves, but instead, you just ban as many people as you can. Granted, they are posting porn, which is bad for the site profits, but seriously? A permaban with no warning whatsoever? That's just begging to get your website population ****** up. And you said on another post "we get over a thousand new users a day. it doesn't matter how many people I ban." That attitude loses the users you have, and doesn't hold onto the new users.
Auf Wiedersehen, Funnyjunk. I'm going to miss you.
#3 to #2 - seniorpokeman
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