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#16 - Let's go over the job names, shall we? —horse ejaculate … 03/10/2013 on I will never complain about... +4
#115 - I've talked to that kid before. Pretty sure he's got some… 03/10/2013 on I love you hado-chan 0
#436 - Not yet. Only 17. But I'll be looing for an agent soon, I think. 03/09/2013 on Life facts 0
#41 - Seriously? Saying that rape victims deserved it because they w…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/09/2013 on I dare you +2
User avatar #60 - icedmantwo (03/09/2013) [-]
no they didnt deserve it but nonetheless wearing slutty clothes is literally a way for a woman to attract sexual views from men
so while most men have the self control to either ignore the girl (for whatever reason) or to hit on her and coerce her via verbal and contextual clues into consensual sex there is always the few people with no self control who will commit a rape, the same way as somebody who walks alone down every alley invite murder and muggins
stupid actions that lower your defense and increase negative attention are the problem the point is that if you wish to avoid the negative attention that comes along with wearing slutty clothes you shouldnt wear slutty clothes the same way you dont walk alone down a dark alley or have back alley surgery
so to sum up nobody deserves rape the same way nobody deserves murder or anything else of that nature but doing stupid things like dressing slutty or walking down a dark alley will increase the chances that one of the few people who cant control themselves will come after you
obviously this doesnt always work but it helps
#49 - anonymous (03/09/2013) [-]
Not deserved it, but did bring it onto themselves.
User avatar #50 - xamyomgx (03/09/2013) [-]
except no
#174 - anonymous (03/09/2013) [-]
You see you're a dumbass who didn't understand my simple comment.

If a girl dresses like a slut and gets raped:
Did she bring it onto herself? YES
Did she deserve it just for dressing slutty? NO
Is the rape in any way justified? NO, there's no such thing as justified rape.

I by no means think rapist who rape slutty dressing girls should go unpunished, BUT IN ALL CASES, if they have dressed less like whores, the odds of them getting raped would have been far less.

Got it you dumb fuck?
User avatar #44 - Leopard (03/09/2013) [-]
It's funnyjunk. Everyone here is a cunt.
#555076 - Comment deleted  [+] (10 new replies) 03/09/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... -3
#555095 - taokami (03/09/2013) [-]
**taokami rolls 666**
your new waifu
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#555091 - spojalec (03/09/2013) [-]
#555087 - wallbuilder (03/09/2013) [-]
333.
Pic is your new waifu.
User avatar #555085 - bonkii (03/09/2013) [-]
How about no.
#555080 - MillionsKnives (03/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #555078 - Riukanojutsu (03/09/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #555097 - cptsweatpants (03/09/2013) [-]
what did he say? what did he say?
User avatar #555103 - Keoul (03/09/2013) [-]
"Trips decide my new Waifu. Do not disappoint me."
User avatar #555101 - Riukanojutsu (03/09/2013) [-]
"trips decide mai waifu, dont let me down"
User avatar #555106 - cptsweatpants (03/09/2013) [-]
what a sad soul
#434 - First was around 70,000 words. Second over 80,000. Las…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/09/2013 on Life facts 0
User avatar #435 - dapianoman (03/09/2013) [-]
Sounds cool. Publish any?
User avatar #436 - seniorpokeman (03/09/2013) [-]
Not yet. Only 17. But I'll be looing for an agent soon, I think.
#432 - You can take a few tests. Chances are mine's wrong, though. I …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/09/2013 on Life facts 0
User avatar #433 - dapianoman (03/09/2013) [-]
too lazy. but i do remember in like third grade we took one for fun in school and i got like 114 or something.
how long are your books?
User avatar #434 - seniorpokeman (03/09/2013) [-]
First was around 70,000 words.
Second over 80,000.
Last one's a bit short at around 50,000, but still, it's message is much stronger than the other two.
User avatar #435 - dapianoman (03/09/2013) [-]
Sounds cool. Publish any?
User avatar #436 - seniorpokeman (03/09/2013) [-]
Not yet. Only 17. But I'll be looing for an agent soon, I think.
#430 - One science fiction. One love story. The one I'm worki…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/09/2013 on Life facts 0
User avatar #431 - dapianoman (03/09/2013) [-]
Eh. I like math, I guess. But I'm not that good at it. Also physics fascinates me.

btw that iq thing was a joke, just so you know. I have no idea wha my IQ is.
User avatar #432 - seniorpokeman (03/09/2013) [-]
You can take a few tests. Chances are mine's wrong, though. I just got it from a few online tests. Kept getting the same score.
User avatar #433 - dapianoman (03/09/2013) [-]
too lazy. but i do remember in like third grade we took one for fun in school and i got like 114 or something.
how long are your books?
User avatar #434 - seniorpokeman (03/09/2013) [-]
First was around 70,000 words.
Second over 80,000.
Last one's a bit short at around 50,000, but still, it's message is much stronger than the other two.
User avatar #435 - dapianoman (03/09/2013) [-]
Sounds cool. Publish any?
User avatar #436 - seniorpokeman (03/09/2013) [-]
Not yet. Only 17. But I'll be looing for an agent soon, I think.
#87 - So... I can learn new languages now? From Porn!? I ****…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/08/2013 on LOLwut +24
#97 - arkensas (03/08/2013) [-]
It's the reason I know how to say Harder, Fuck, Penis, Ass, and various other words in one Japanese dialect or another.
User avatar #117 - neoexdeath (03/09/2013) [-]
If you don't get a boner walking through the seafood aisle at your local Wal Mart, you haven't seen enough hentai.
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#380 - rape is kill?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2013 on OH GOD PLEASE KILL HER +6
User avatar #553 - silverbolt (03/09/2013) [-]
so oral is headshot? sweet extra points
#424 - I'm technically a genius by IQ standards. I've also writte…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/08/2013 on Life facts 0
User avatar #429 - dapianoman (03/09/2013) [-]
What are your books like?
User avatar #430 - seniorpokeman (03/09/2013) [-]
One science fiction.
One love story.
The one I'm working on now is Paranormal Fiction.

I'm also a poet, a painter, and a sculpter.

What about you? What are you into?
User avatar #431 - dapianoman (03/09/2013) [-]
Eh. I like math, I guess. But I'm not that good at it. Also physics fascinates me.

btw that iq thing was a joke, just so you know. I have no idea wha my IQ is.
User avatar #432 - seniorpokeman (03/09/2013) [-]
You can take a few tests. Chances are mine's wrong, though. I just got it from a few online tests. Kept getting the same score.
User avatar #433 - dapianoman (03/09/2013) [-]
too lazy. but i do remember in like third grade we took one for fun in school and i got like 114 or something.
how long are your books?
User avatar #434 - seniorpokeman (03/09/2013) [-]
First was around 70,000 words.
Second over 80,000.
Last one's a bit short at around 50,000, but still, it's message is much stronger than the other two.
User avatar #435 - dapianoman (03/09/2013) [-]
Sounds cool. Publish any?
User avatar #436 - seniorpokeman (03/09/2013) [-]
Not yet. Only 17. But I'll be looing for an agent soon, I think.
#102 - But I'm asking for legal cases do I need to credit the editor. 03/08/2013 on MrsMcDowell's profile 0
#416 - As I said, it just represents how easily you can solve puzzles…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/07/2013 on Life facts 0
User avatar #422 - dapianoman (03/08/2013) [-]
So...what? Do you consider yourself a genius?
User avatar #424 - seniorpokeman (03/08/2013) [-]
I'm technically a genius by IQ standards.
I've also written 2 books by the age of 17 (almost finished with the third), so it's definitely a possibility that I'm actually a genius.
But it's also possible that I'm a dumbass that got lucky on the IQ test.
Either way.
User avatar #429 - dapianoman (03/09/2013) [-]
What are your books like?
User avatar #430 - seniorpokeman (03/09/2013) [-]
One science fiction.
One love story.
The one I'm working on now is Paranormal Fiction.

I'm also a poet, a painter, and a sculpter.

What about you? What are you into?
User avatar #431 - dapianoman (03/09/2013) [-]
Eh. I like math, I guess. But I'm not that good at it. Also physics fascinates me.

btw that iq thing was a joke, just so you know. I have no idea wha my IQ is.
User avatar #432 - seniorpokeman (03/09/2013) [-]
You can take a few tests. Chances are mine's wrong, though. I just got it from a few online tests. Kept getting the same score.
User avatar #433 - dapianoman (03/09/2013) [-]
too lazy. but i do remember in like third grade we took one for fun in school and i got like 114 or something.
how long are your books?
User avatar #434 - seniorpokeman (03/09/2013) [-]
First was around 70,000 words.
Second over 80,000.
Last one's a bit short at around 50,000, but still, it's message is much stronger than the other two.
User avatar #435 - dapianoman (03/09/2013) [-]
Sounds cool. Publish any?
User avatar #436 - seniorpokeman (03/09/2013) [-]
Not yet. Only 17. But I'll be looing for an agent soon, I think.
#551678 - what do you mean by that? (half are guys, half are girls, … 03/07/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#551677 - 16 to 17 and half are girls  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #552291 - sayonarazetsubou (03/07/2013) [-]
Damn, then KissxSis won't work.
#550284 - Any good suggestions for a one series anime? Preferably 6 epis…  [+] (18 new replies) 03/07/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #550327 - nigeltheoutlaw (03/07/2013) [-]
-Humanity Has Declined
-Madoka
-Gunslinger Girl
-Usagi Drop
Okay, maybe these aren't the best recommendations if you're all a bunch of teen boys, but they're good and 12 or 13 episodes.
User avatar #552029 - nigeltheoutlaw (03/07/2013) [-]
Well most teen boys would probably want more tits and explosions, but they're all still good series that you can marathon in a day.
User avatar #551678 - seniorpokeman (03/07/2013) [-]
what do you mean by that?
(half are guys, half are girls, and we're all 16-17)
User avatar #550318 - superpuma (03/07/2013) [-]
Baccano!
Madoka Magica
Broken Blade
User avatar #550308 - sayonarazetsubou (03/07/2013) [-]
KissxSis. That's all you need. Wait, are you and your friends all teenage boys?
User avatar #551677 - seniorpokeman (03/07/2013) [-]
16 to 17
and half are girls
User avatar #552291 - sayonarazetsubou (03/07/2013) [-]
Damn, then KissxSis won't work.
User avatar #550300 - Riukanojutsu (03/07/2013) [-]
Sora no Woto
School days
Madoka
Baccano
#550296 - ruri (03/07/2013) [-]
Initial D Extra Stage. Initial D Third Stage, Martian Successor Nadesico: The Prince of Darkness, Next A-Class, Area 88 OVA, Fate/stay night: Unlimited Blade Works I also remember are under 6 episodes.
User avatar #550294 - powneriffic (03/07/2013) [-]
infinite stratos
#550293 - ruri (03/07/2013) [-]
The Cockpit is a three part OVA
#550291 - ruri (03/07/2013) [-]
Broken Blade, it's six episodes long.
User avatar #550290 - yeorgh (03/07/2013) [-]
Sengoku Basara.
User avatar #550289 - lickilicky (03/07/2013) [-]
School Days and Sora no Woto, but they are 12 episodes each. Inferno Cop might also work.
#550347 - gavinchase (03/07/2013) [-]
Do you ever get tired of using the same joke?
User avatar #550349 - lickilicky (03/07/2013) [-]
You think I'm joking?
#550354 - gavinchase (03/07/2013) [-]
...
#550356 - lickilicky (03/07/2013) [-]
#101 - IQs don't really matter. Mine technically says I'm a genius, b…  [+] (13 new replies) 03/07/2013 on Life facts 0
User avatar #133 - dapianoman (03/07/2013) [-]
My IQ is 89..
But I'm a fucking retard so it makes sense
User avatar #416 - seniorpokeman (03/07/2013) [-]
As I said, it just represents how easily you can solve puzzles.
Mine's 144, but at the same time, it doesn't matter. What you do is what matters.
User avatar #422 - dapianoman (03/08/2013) [-]
So...what? Do you consider yourself a genius?
User avatar #424 - seniorpokeman (03/08/2013) [-]
I'm technically a genius by IQ standards.
I've also written 2 books by the age of 17 (almost finished with the third), so it's definitely a possibility that I'm actually a genius.
But it's also possible that I'm a dumbass that got lucky on the IQ test.
Either way.
User avatar #429 - dapianoman (03/09/2013) [-]
What are your books like?
User avatar #430 - seniorpokeman (03/09/2013) [-]
One science fiction.
One love story.
The one I'm working on now is Paranormal Fiction.

I'm also a poet, a painter, and a sculpter.

What about you? What are you into?
User avatar #431 - dapianoman (03/09/2013) [-]
Eh. I like math, I guess. But I'm not that good at it. Also physics fascinates me.

btw that iq thing was a joke, just so you know. I have no idea wha my IQ is.
User avatar #432 - seniorpokeman (03/09/2013) [-]
You can take a few tests. Chances are mine's wrong, though. I just got it from a few online tests. Kept getting the same score.
User avatar #433 - dapianoman (03/09/2013) [-]
too lazy. but i do remember in like third grade we took one for fun in school and i got like 114 or something.
how long are your books?
User avatar #434 - seniorpokeman (03/09/2013) [-]
First was around 70,000 words.
Second over 80,000.
Last one's a bit short at around 50,000, but still, it's message is much stronger than the other two.
User avatar #435 - dapianoman (03/09/2013) [-]
Sounds cool. Publish any?
User avatar #436 - seniorpokeman (03/09/2013) [-]
Not yet. Only 17. But I'll be looing for an agent soon, I think.
User avatar #102 - snakefire (03/07/2013) [-]
Right... Intelligence is how much you know...

intelligence quotient is your response time and ability at problem solving... and your ability to learn....

so IQ does matter, but having a high iq doesn't make you smart, it just means its easier for you to be smart.
#62 - The tags made me post mt wallpaper.  [+] (5 new replies) 03/07/2013 on A kid in my class tweeted... +3
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#85 - comanderspy (03/07/2013) [-]
#80 - iwanttousenumbers (03/07/2013) [-]
#72 - detectivejewhat (03/07/2013) [-]
My current wallpaper
#64 - brainpollution (03/07/2013) [-]
Thanks man. New wallpaper for me.
#100 - How does it work with editors? You just send them the stuff, t…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/07/2013 on MrsMcDowell's profile 0
User avatar #101 - MrsMcDowell (03/07/2013) [-]
If you want to self-publish, then you should probably credit them, yes.

But if you get it edited, then query, then land an agent, whoever you publish with will edit it again, so I wouldn't worry about it.

And with editors, you may go through several revisions. For me, it's usually been one, so I've been lucky. It's better to get some beta readers FIRST, then find an editor.
User avatar #102 - seniorpokeman (03/08/2013) [-]
But I'm asking for legal cases do I need to credit the editor.
#98 - And where could I find an editor? Do you know?  [+] (4 new replies) 03/06/2013 on MrsMcDowell's profile 0
User avatar #99 - MrsMcDowell (03/07/2013) [-]
Ah. I have a wonderful editor. Her name is Mary Rosenblum. Look her up on the New Writer's Interface (Google search). She doesn't charge a huge amount and it great!
User avatar #100 - seniorpokeman (03/07/2013) [-]
How does it work with editors? You just send them the stuff, they edit it, and poof, you're done? Also, do I need to credit her when it's published?
User avatar #101 - MrsMcDowell (03/07/2013) [-]
If you want to self-publish, then you should probably credit them, yes.

But if you get it edited, then query, then land an agent, whoever you publish with will edit it again, so I wouldn't worry about it.

And with editors, you may go through several revisions. For me, it's usually been one, so I've been lucky. It's better to get some beta readers FIRST, then find an editor.
User avatar #102 - seniorpokeman (03/08/2013) [-]
But I'm asking for legal cases do I need to credit the editor.
#81 - If you can't read it: Liberal: "Great... another phot… 03/06/2013 on win +1
#78 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2013 on win +2
User avatar #81 - seniorpokeman (03/06/2013) [-]
If you can't read it:
Liberal: "Great... another photo of an abused iraqi prisoner! Those responsible should be severely punished! We should condemn all abuse and correction and humiliation and—"
Uncle Sam: "That's an American hostage."
Liberal: "Oh. Never mind."
#46 - To make a dying 9 year old happy.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2013 on Blew my mind +27
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#264 - Does anyone else think ' *********** the Techno-wi… 03/06/2013 on Found out some exciting news! 0
#51 - Picture 03/06/2013 on To the FJ guys who suck at... +5

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User avatar #2 - seniorpokeman (08/30/2012) [-]
Well funnyjunk, it looks like I'm going to get banned. The new pinkie pie said on a post about proxies that anybody that thumbed the picture up is going to be banned. I thumbed the picture up, simply because it was an incredibly good idea, (and quite frankly, I hit the button that said 'funny', because it is funny just how bad the new pinkie pie's going to get.). I have had a lot of fun here on funnyjunk. I was a user back when I was only a little kid. Before I could even understand the jokes here. And it breaks my heart that I'm going to be banned very soon.
But there is something I really wanted to say. THANK YOU funnyjunk. Before I was a user of this site, I was a socially awkward kid with no friends. But funnyjunk gave me a place to meet people and be myself. You were all my friends when I had none, and you taught me how to both act and be funny in real life.
Now, I'm not even close to as socially awkward. I've had girlfriends, I have tons of friends now, and I'm even working on something I love doing: creating things... just like I did here for you guys. And you all thumbed me us so much for it... in the end, I had 148142 thumbs up in my content, and 18013 thumbs up in comments. It showed me that people actually can respect something that I created. So I've been writing novels and painting in the time since I've stopped posting. I don't know if anyone will treat me as well as you did funnyjunk, but I really hope they do.
But still, if the 'new pinkie pie,' who I still believe is the old pinkie pie sees this, just know that you really are ruining your website. You are taking a website that used to be fun and a great place for kids that were socially ****** up (like me) to come and meet others like themselves, but instead, you just ban as many people as you can. Granted, they are posting porn, which is bad for the site profits, but seriously? A permaban with no warning whatsoever? That's just begging to get your website population ****** up. And you said on another post "we get over a thousand new users a day. it doesn't matter how many people I ban." That attitude loses the users you have, and doesn't hold onto the new users.
Auf Wiedersehen, Funnyjunk. I'm going to miss you.
-seniorpokeman
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