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#31 - If you think about it, a 12 year old seeing this message might…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2013 on how stupid do you think we... +4
User avatar #55 - thenoodle (03/18/2013) [-]
I wouldn't exactly say 12 year olds, maybe younger, although there are still a lot of fucking dumb 12 year olds. Not all of them though, I know smart people.
#14 - This wallpaper is a gift to you OP, you glorious slow faggot.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2013 on sloths4eva +5
#15 - girtfible (03/18/2013) [-]
I graciously accept, O kind User!
#96 - I'm sorry, did you just suggest to find out where she lives an… 03/18/2013 on True story 0
#15 - Thumbed down for insulting Shrek, you ******* Heretic. 03/17/2013 on This generation 0
#7 - Get it over with, Criminal Scum!  [+] (2 new replies) 03/16/2013 on have camera mate bitches +86
#9 - craxxet (03/16/2013) [-]
Damnit i even read it in his voice.

Thank you, now i won't sleep for a week.
#11 - anonymous (03/16/2013) [-]
I didn't, but I directly thought of him.
#21 - Picture 03/16/2013 on 2 Openminded 4Me +2
#16 - How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Tri…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/16/2013 on Feminism +49
#41 - memescomefromb (03/16/2013) [-]
I thought it was funny...
User avatar #38 - mizzycupcakes (03/16/2013) [-]
lol I find this comment funnier than op's post and yet you get red thumbs. -.-
User avatar #46 - toosexyforyou (03/16/2013) [-]
This joke was invented shortly after the word "feminist" was first used. Do the math, it's really fucking old.
#81 - giggleassasin (03/16/2013) [-]
doesn't matter, had lol
#13 - Bro, do you even cuneiform?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2013 on Laptops are too mainstream +3
#21 - soopergrover (03/17/2013) [-]
I lol'd way too hard at this.
#13 - Aw **** , I got a virus... 03/16/2013 on These Guys Know How to Woo... +5
#328 - You should... it's massive progress in the species. Who ca… 03/15/2013 on Clearing it up 0
#6 - I'd just teach them how sex works using their dead pets. Killi…  [+] (11 new replies) 03/14/2013 on No Cancer Here +66
#39 - necroshiz has deleted their comment.
User avatar #25 - trojanmannn (03/15/2013) [-]
so that's how they died.
#18 - burgersystem (03/15/2013) [-]
more like killing one bird with two stones.
#16 - junahi (03/15/2013) [-]
Literally
User avatar #15 - cubanwhiteman (03/15/2013) [-]
More like killing 20-30 dogs/cats with one truck.
#8 - RAWRomnomnom (03/14/2013) [-]
The birds would already be dead though.
#7 - reican (03/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #21 - spawnconnery (03/15/2013) [-]
Anybody know what this gif is from?
User avatar #22 - reican (03/15/2013) [-]
Evil dead
User avatar #23 - reican (03/15/2013) [-]
3
User avatar #24 - spawnconnery (03/15/2013) [-]
Well thank you, good citizen
#10 - Dude, carry a paper towel with you to the door, and while dryi…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2013 on Public Restrooms 0
User avatar #11 - waffies (03/14/2013) [-]
im seeing more and more bathrooms without paper towels every day. then there's toilet paper sure, but altogether: a single piece of plastic in every bathroom saves some effort
#4 - yep. Can't exactly say it's wrong.  [+] (7 new replies) 03/14/2013 on Tea Party +8
User avatar #16 - sheepysquirrel (03/15/2013) [-]
Also the artist is from Norway or something so she isn't your typical murican being racist.
User avatar #43 - gayboard (03/15/2013) [-]
typical? :(
#21 - thenewnuggubler (03/15/2013) [-]
Denmark, actually.
User avatar #45 - josephkirk (03/15/2013) [-]
does anyone have that as their avatar? if not then its mine!
#68 - anonymous (03/15/2013) [-]
Fucking Finland. So negative and shit.
He's my idol.
#102 - thenewnuggubler (03/15/2013) [-]
Fuck yeah Finland
#19 - anonymous (03/15/2013) [-]
kill yourself
#2 - Yep. Pretty much America's little friend/ hat.  [+] (14 new replies) 03/14/2013 on Tea Party +91
#28 - anonymous (03/15/2013) [-]
Aren't they "brothers" because England is there "dad".
#20 - applescryatnight (03/15/2013) [-]
do they ever have mexico?
i wanna see mexico as americas beard
#22 - TheFreak (03/15/2013) [-]
Wish granted
User avatar #27 - AreyouSerious (03/15/2013) [-]
ew, why would we date Mexico. She's a drug addict and she has crabs
User avatar #24 - Blargosnarf (03/15/2013) [-]
Five beers... huh, I heard foreign beer is farm more powerful, but damn.
User avatar #3 - kingarturi (03/14/2013) [-]
oh.
User avatar #4 - seniorpokeman (03/14/2013) [-]
yep. Can't exactly say it's wrong.
User avatar #16 - sheepysquirrel (03/15/2013) [-]
Also the artist is from Norway or something so she isn't your typical murican being racist.
User avatar #43 - gayboard (03/15/2013) [-]
typical? :(
#21 - thenewnuggubler (03/15/2013) [-]
Denmark, actually.
User avatar #45 - josephkirk (03/15/2013) [-]
does anyone have that as their avatar? if not then its mine!
#68 - anonymous (03/15/2013) [-]
Fucking Finland. So negative and shit.
He's my idol.
#102 - thenewnuggubler (03/15/2013) [-]
Fuck yeah Finland
#19 - anonymous (03/15/2013) [-]
kill yourself
#154 - This cheese tastes like depression and bad choices now... 03/14/2013 on swaggity swag -1
#148 - I feel like I can taste his ear... 03/14/2013 on swaggity swag +1
#140 - I was eating cheese when I saw this... REALLY soft cheese...  [+] (3 new replies) 03/14/2013 on swaggity swag +16
User avatar #150 - gggman (03/14/2013) [-]
And now you've learned, never browse the internet while you eat. It is not for a weak stomach.
#146 - mrsnukums (03/14/2013) [-]
Holy shit you made me laugh so loud i got kicked out of the library. Thumb for you.
User avatar #154 - seniorpokeman (03/14/2013) [-]
This cheese tastes like depression and bad choices now...
#112 - Killing in self defense is a good use, though. 03/14/2013 on Sadly, this is no... +6
#101 - Interesting... Can you define the difference between REM sleep… 03/14/2013 on I Already Sleep 15hrs Though 0
#64 - Is it possible to survive off three hours of sleep a night? Pr…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/13/2013 on I Already Sleep 15hrs Though 0
User avatar #99 - sgc (03/14/2013) [-]
it is, you need 3 hours of "rem" sleep. this normally happens a few hours into normal sleep but if you go without sleep and take naps at regular intervals at say 30mins a nap you will start to go into rem sleep right away meaning you can get your 3 hours of sleep by sleeping 6 times in a 24 hour cycle giving you 21 hours of time a day
User avatar #101 - seniorpokeman (03/14/2013) [-]
Interesting... Can you define the difference between REM sleep and whatever other kinds of sleep there are?
User avatar #66 - momothebear (03/14/2013) [-]
Da Vinci had a way to have i believe 3 separate hours of sleep at regular laps during the day and never needed to sleep more than that.
#124 - Saw it. It was blurry. I want clear pictures of him weildng hi…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2013 on shrimps and cats 0
User avatar #125 - snakefire (03/13/2013) [-]
There will be pictures of niggershrimp in the near future
#122 - I worry that ************ may not exist. I requir…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/13/2013 on shrimps and cats 0
User avatar #123 - snakefire (03/13/2013) [-]
there is a picture of him on the actual original content
User avatar #124 - seniorpokeman (03/13/2013) [-]
Saw it. It was blurry. I want clear pictures of him weildng his solid gold hammer of death, destruction, and watermelon.
User avatar #125 - snakefire (03/13/2013) [-]
There will be pictures of niggershrimp in the near future
#120 - Have any pictures?  [+] (5 new replies) 03/13/2013 on shrimps and cats 0
User avatar #121 - snakefire (03/13/2013) [-]
Not on me, no
User avatar #122 - seniorpokeman (03/13/2013) [-]
I worry that niggershrimp may not exist. I require pictures, so that I may properly worship this deity.
User avatar #123 - snakefire (03/13/2013) [-]
there is a picture of him on the actual original content
User avatar #124 - seniorpokeman (03/13/2013) [-]
Saw it. It was blurry. I want clear pictures of him weildng his solid gold hammer of death, destruction, and watermelon.
User avatar #125 - snakefire (03/13/2013) [-]
There will be pictures of niggershrimp in the near future
#71 - I like using MACs better than PCs. 03/13/2013 on Music stars then and now +1
#17 - Picture 03/13/2013 on Appropriate +1

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User avatar #2 - seniorpokeman (08/30/2012) [-]
Well funnyjunk, it looks like I'm going to get banned. The new pinkie pie said on a post about proxies that anybody that thumbed the picture up is going to be banned. I thumbed the picture up, simply because it was an incredibly good idea, (and quite frankly, I hit the button that said 'funny', because it is funny just how bad the new pinkie pie's going to get.). I have had a lot of fun here on funnyjunk. I was a user back when I was only a little kid. Before I could even understand the jokes here. And it breaks my heart that I'm going to be banned very soon.
But there is something I really wanted to say. THANK YOU funnyjunk. Before I was a user of this site, I was a socially awkward kid with no friends. But funnyjunk gave me a place to meet people and be myself. You were all my friends when I had none, and you taught me how to both act and be funny in real life.
Now, I'm not even close to as socially awkward. I've had girlfriends, I have tons of friends now, and I'm even working on something I love doing: creating things... just like I did here for you guys. And you all thumbed me us so much for it... in the end, I had 148142 thumbs up in my content, and 18013 thumbs up in comments. It showed me that people actually can respect something that I created. So I've been writing novels and painting in the time since I've stopped posting. I don't know if anyone will treat me as well as you did funnyjunk, but I really hope they do.
But still, if the 'new pinkie pie,' who I still believe is the old pinkie pie sees this, just know that you really are ruining your website. You are taking a website that used to be fun and a great place for kids that were socially ****** up (like me) to come and meet others like themselves, but instead, you just ban as many people as you can. Granted, they are posting porn, which is bad for the site profits, but seriously? A permaban with no warning whatsoever? That's just begging to get your website population ****** up. And you said on another post "we get over a thousand new users a day. it doesn't matter how many people I ban." That attitude loses the users you have, and doesn't hold onto the new users.
Auf Wiedersehen, Funnyjunk. I'm going to miss you.
-seniorpokeman
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