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#2033616 - **** off the edge of my dick you cunt  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on FJ Backroom 0
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#2033617 - josuke (13 hours ago) [-]
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#180 - Picture 13 hours ago on Applying logic to politics 0
#2033597 - THATS WHY I WENT TO LIVE WITH MOM, DAD  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on FJ Backroom 0
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#2033601 - pixxal (13 hours ago) [-]
OH, SO IT WAS BECAUSE OF THAT. LOOKS LIKE I MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE
#2033593 - Everyone's deeeeeeeaaaad. And it's such a crummy day out. Im b…  [+] (7 new replies) 13 hours ago on FJ Backroom 0
#2033619 - plataeiou (13 hours ago) [-]
Did someone say McDonald's?
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#2033602 - josuke (13 hours ago) [-]
Why go to mackies when you can go get a cheeky nandos with your friend Alex the bishop of banterville?
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#2033598 - spensy (13 hours ago) [-]
Because Wendy's is betterr
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#2033595 - guardianatreyu (13 hours ago) [-]
We'll go to Whataburger and you'll like it!
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#2033594 - pixxal (13 hours ago) [-]
I never took you to McDonald's in the first place
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#2033597 - seniorawesomesauce (13 hours ago) [-]
THATS WHY I WENT TO LIVE WITH MOM, DAD
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#2033601 - pixxal (13 hours ago) [-]
OH, SO IT WAS BECAUSE OF THAT. LOOKS LIKE I MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE
#2033583 - oops le no context fac 14 hours ago on FJ Backroom 0
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#13 - I dont think El Salvador or Ethiopia is gonna look at these re…  [+] (11 new replies) 06/29/2016 on Feds ain't gettin this +7
#39 - anon (17 hours ago) [-]
how about russia and china teaming up to rape you?
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#34 - xtas (18 hours ago) [-]
another epic post
#18 - anon (21 hours ago) [-]
Actually we have about 1.3 million soldiers and about 4500 nukes. Now, assuming an average soldier weighs more or less 80kg (probably more, considering their equipment and all), it would take about 1.25 million soldiers to to reach 100 kilotons, which is a common yield for nukes, meaning that we effectively have about 4501 nukes for a total of 450100 kilotons of destructive power.

Now Ethiopia has a population of 94.1 million. Doing some simple mental arithmetic, this comes out to about 7528 kg of destructive power. Therefore, even if the entire population of Ethiopia re-specs into defensive power, they would be unable to thwart a total nuclear invasion by the US. In addition, since an invasion by Ethiopia would require calculation of the total destructive power of the entire population of the US, which is at least 3x that of the entire population of Ethiopia, a nuclear invasion by all of Ethiopia would be completely insufficient to take over.

In conclusion, you are correct. President Ethiopia would have to be a total fool to attempt to get a piece of the pie, especially if he knew how many nukes we have. President China, on the other hand, would totally be able to take our pie if he wasn't so averse to anything that might result in the Chinese people getting food.
#16 - anon (23 hours ago) [-]
More like, "Oh, Americans have a new Railgun\ Missile\ faglauncher that counters all our shit, looks like we need to copy all their tech and invade them with 12 million soldiers to their 1 million, we will win eventually." says the Chinese guy.
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#15 - thejusticar (06/29/2016) [-]
thanks for leaking that information idiot. Now Guatemala will take over.
#14 - anon (06/29/2016) [-]
But, china, russia, and many places in africa sure do... not those poor as fuck counties either, im talking about those well backed 1trillion dollar net worth drug dealing kind.

Dont get me started on the cartels in South America... might as well say fuck me in the ass
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#19 - steampoweredbot (20 hours ago) [-]
Any place in Africa, or any of the cartels, pose no threat to the US if they actually engaged in a real war against it.
The US holds all the technological superiority. We control the seas, we control the skies, and we control space.
Heck, even the September Eleventh attack, which was the largest attack since Pearl Harbor (I think the Towers actually resulted in more lives lost, but Pearl Harbor resulted in a larger loss in terms of military), killed less than 3000 people.

America, as it stands, cannot be successfully attacked through any military means. Her attacks on others can be defended against, since defense is always much easier, but that's about it.
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#38 - esioh (17 hours ago) [-]
are you retarded?
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#61 - steampoweredbot (13 hours ago) [-]
Great argument. When you don't have any reasonable counterpoint, just insult the person. It's the best strategy.
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#77 - esioh (4 hours ago) [-]
That rather pointed question was merely the hors d'oeuvre, to see if you were still interested in the argument, as it were. However it was unnecessarily partisan and for that I apologize. However, I fear you have missed Anon's points entirely. You claim that Africa, China, Russia etc wouldn't have a shadow of a hope against America because of their lack of technology and training, however Anon's argument was, if all of America's information, military and civilian was declassified, then these countries would be able to copy American tech, discover American weaknesses, and then launch devastating strikes. You merely appear to have missed that point.

jolly sorry for the retard jab old chap, just wanted a good bit of banter is all
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#30 - masanori (19 hours ago) [-]
And honestly the only reason defense against the US is manageable is the ridiculous ROE we have to abide by. If it came down to just levelling one another mercilessly it would be a slaughter.
#30 - you can be well mannered while still having a wealthy childhoo…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2016 on Who you vote for is your... +6
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#65 - sagedivinity (12 hours ago) [-]
Trump, however, is not well mannered.
#66 - you're ******* autistic 06/29/2016 on Purge +2
#25 - >satoasami >putting even the tiniest bit of effort i… 06/29/2016 on Applying logic to politics -1