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Gender: female
Age: 108
Date Signed Up:3/30/2011
Location:Toronto
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Highest Content Rank:#3
Highest Comment Rank:#822
Content Thumbs: 632408 total,  703708 ,  71300
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Content Level Progress: 77.89% (7789/10000)
Level 358 Content: Knight Of Funnyjunk → Level 359 Content: Knight Of Funnyjunk
Comment Level Progress: 59% (59/100)
Level 289 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 290 Comments: Post Master
Subscribers:287
Content Views:22249003
Times Content Favorited:56336 times
Total Comments Made:4520
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Favorite Tags: funny (23) | semo (16) | The Game (11) | random (5) | tags (5) | Awesome (4) | cool (4) | facts (4) | Harry Potter (4) | Bacon (3) | comp (3) | enjoy (3) | lol (3) | FUNNYJUNK (2) | Life (2) | love you fj (2) | my (2) | of (2) | oh ya baby (2) | showers (2)
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#319 - because they are  [+] (1 reply) 07/02/2016 on R/oast Comp. 1 0
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#320 - darklordhades (07/03/2016) [-]
learn how to art then, turn those eye brows into a master piece.
#16 - oh nosies 07/01/2016 on R/oast Comp. 1 +1
#14 - i was thinking 30 was the limit, but seeing 50 is impressive  [+] (2 replies) 07/01/2016 on R/oast Comp. 1 +1
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#15 - sinery (07/01/2016) [-]
Got a diabetes thin and tall 30 year old at work, coulda sworn she was 18.
But we can remove the thin part out of the equation.
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#16 - semo (07/01/2016) [-]
oh nosies
#1 - My turn  [+] (97 replies) 07/01/2016 on R/oast Comp. 1 +51
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#301 - mattdoggy (07/02/2016) [-]
You're the equivalent of pizza at a Chinese buffet
You're ok i guess, but i'd definitely pass you over
#299 - anon (07/02/2016) [-]
well im going to say its meant to be done on reddit thats the whole point.
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#296 - dracosjaws (07/02/2016) [-]
You look like Anna Akana had awkward sex with Shane Dawson and ate shit to attempt abortion.
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#286 - sakagamitomoyo (07/02/2016) [-]
You look like you want people to think you are comfortable as the centre of attention, but deep down you have social anxiety
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#285 - jjamesgordon (07/02/2016) [-]
I can't decide if you were trying to represent the great blizzard of '84 or put on foundation.
#273 - anon (07/02/2016) [-]
fuck off attention seeker.
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#256 - sanitarysan (07/02/2016) [-]
you look like the kind of girl who goes on funnyjunk
#249 - anon (07/02/2016) [-]
No wait please I love your personality madam
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#248 - elonex (07/02/2016) [-]
Prof Oak: Are you a boy or a girl?
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#243 - namelesslurker (07/02/2016) [-]
I had better.
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#242 - blackoutonetwotwo (07/02/2016) [-]
You sure are beautiful man.
#235 - maternation has deleted their comment.
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#250 - alstorp (07/02/2016) [-]
You're supposed to roast her, not yourself
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#267 - maternation (07/02/2016) [-]
Jesus Christ... I'm a fuckhead...
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#227 - insaneflame (07/02/2016) [-]
you look like the back up to the back up of the back up of an Asian porn star.
#219 - anon (07/02/2016) [-]
it must have been a struggle to resist putting up a peace sign
#210 - anon (07/02/2016) [-]
#218 - anon (07/02/2016) [-]
I suppose I should've added a comment...umm....you look like the child of Wanda and Carlos from the Magic School Bus.
#203 - nagafever (07/02/2016) [-]
**nagafever used "*roll picture*"**
**nagafever rolled image** i thought asians were skinny
#200 - presidentmoose (07/02/2016) [-]
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#199 - machiavellianhumor (07/02/2016) [-]
is it windy outside?
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#195 - schmitty (07/02/2016) [-]
You look like you would have been actively avoided during the rape of Nanking.
#186 - anon (07/02/2016) [-]
I'd be honored to suck your dick.
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#180 - propanex (07/02/2016) [-]
They could land a space shuttle on your nose
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#173 - bvenom (07/02/2016) [-]
Cool eyebrows, do they come in italics or just bold ?
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#167 - sirnigga (07/02/2016) [-]
you look like the kind of girl who would date me inb4 no one would inb4 thats the joke
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#155 - gamrgrl (07/02/2016) [-]
You have the nose of a black person.
#151 - mobilebull (07/02/2016) [-]
You look like a trap, oh shit, that's a good thing
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#149 - spookopstheline (07/02/2016) [-]
Ur gay lol.
#147 - anon (07/02/2016) [-]
discount fat Icarly
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#143 - yuichka (07/02/2016) [-]
You look like you have a dick
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#142 - adequateshingle (07/02/2016) [-]
I'm gonna take you out to a lovely evening and never call back!
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#136 - Funnel (07/02/2016) [-]
Next.
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#133 - dzeusas (07/02/2016) [-]
Your eyebrows are on backwards
#132 - varric (07/02/2016) [-]
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#172 - stalkerexplain (07/02/2016) [-]
Faggot
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#126 - thekieran (07/02/2016) [-]
Your eyebrows are thicker than your self esteem.
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#116 - manumilitari (07/02/2016) [-]
You are perfect and so beatiful and... I think I am doing this bad.
#112 - ilidan (07/02/2016) [-]
you look like your good at math
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#134 - Silver Quantum (07/02/2016) [-]
...while "your" bad at english
#316 - ilidan (07/02/2016) [-]
i have failed but i wrote this early in the morning and english is not my native language... i guess what I'm trying trying to say is I'm really sorry for failing
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#106 - darklordhades (07/02/2016) [-]
Why do your eye brows look badly drawn on?
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#319 - semo (07/02/2016) [-]
because they are
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#320 - darklordhades (07/03/2016) [-]
learn how to art then, turn those eye brows into a master piece.
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#102 - dangler (07/02/2016) [-]
Pretty much what I expect from SEMO.
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#80 - kaminasbelt (07/02/2016) [-]
If only you'd used your baby hand to blend the concealer clinging to your thin mustache.
#76 - lordlucifer (07/02/2016) [-]
**lordlucifer used "*roll picture*"**
**lordlucifer rolled image**
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#75 - meganinja (07/02/2016) [-]
Half Chinese half Jewish The nose ?

When you file for warcrime reparations do you list the Holocaust or Nanjing?
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#74 - geraltofmeowia (07/02/2016) [-]
You look like you belong on the cover of a bootleg Wendy Wu movie
#69 - mcswoople (07/02/2016) [-]
You look like a tween Disney singer from the early 2000s that never made anything of yourself.
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#64 - teleamachus (07/02/2016) [-]
looks like the result of shakira mating with a gorilla
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#63 - wastelandgunner (07/02/2016) [-]
I would roast you but it looks like you'd already have read my mind by the time I typed it.
#60 - frostyfranc (07/02/2016) [-]
You are on the first choice for guys low self esteem.
#58 - spartantoaster (07/02/2016) [-]
Drake and Josh are they only boobs you'll have
#52 - anon (07/02/2016) [-]
I bet your parents are devastated by the one baby rule
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#45 - chuckstein (07/02/2016) [-]
You look like the product of the Japanese in Nanking.
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#44 - redbannerman (07/02/2016) [-]
Goddamnit everything I had to say has already been said.
#40 - anon (07/02/2016) [-]
You look like Shrek if he owned a laundromat.
#39 - hawkeh (07/02/2016) [-]
BABY HANDS
#37 - becauseoprahsaidso (07/02/2016) [-]
I just want to hold your hand.
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#34 - foxdragon (07/02/2016) [-]
Look like one of those Thailand prostitute
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#32 - sandmansniper (07/02/2016) [-]
Fuck off.
#29 - anon (07/02/2016) [-]
I'd fuck you

Hard
#28 - somedudewhatever (07/02/2016) [-]
You look like you have a nice personality.
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#27 - thelordofrepost (07/02/2016) [-]
Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female funnyjunker, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D
#30 - anon (07/02/2016) [-]
We're supposed to be roasting her, not trying to use her to quench your thirst.
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#31 - thelordofrepost (07/02/2016) [-]
Way to recognize a copypasta fag.
#26 - bloodmachine (07/02/2016) [-]
I would roast you, but it looks like you still haven't recovered from the Great Roasting of Hiroshima in 1945.
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#25 - lnyanchl (07/02/2016) [-]
Woops, almost mistook your eyeholes for my mailslot.
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#24 - bobthecrop (07/02/2016) [-]
The zit on your forehead takes attention away from your weird eyebrow which in turn take attention away from your big bulby nose.
#23 - anon (07/02/2016) [-]
You look liked you'd leak your own nudes just for attention.
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#22 - twi (07/02/2016) [-]
I thought the japs already roasted you in Nanking
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#109 - lillpip (07/02/2016) [-]
its you
#21 - Corndoggeh (07/02/2016) [-]
Hello brother Thailand
#20 - databutt (07/02/2016) [-]
Your dad is still disappointed you were born.
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#19 - razerdude (07/02/2016) [-]
i got nothing
#18 - buttkickerboy (07/01/2016) [-]
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#17 - gibroner (07/01/2016) [-]
You look pretty good for a ladyboy
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#13 - sinery (07/01/2016) [-]
Cannot tell if you're 20 or 50 and it's not because you're asian.
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#14 - semo (07/01/2016) [-]
i was thinking 30 was the limit, but seeing 50 is impressive
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#15 - sinery (07/01/2016) [-]
Got a diabetes thin and tall 30 year old at work, coulda sworn she was 18.
But we can remove the thin part out of the equation.
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#16 - semo (07/01/2016) [-]
oh nosies
#12 - anon (07/01/2016) [-]
You seem like a genuinely nice person.
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#11 - nuciferatu (07/01/2016) [-]
You kinda look like the daughter Glenn Quagmire had with that Vietnamese prostitute.
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#9 - ZeGerman (07/01/2016) [-]
Damn gurl, your eyes are like the stars. Far apart from one another.
#8 - anon (07/01/2016) [-]
They love you here,
For what's down there.
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#7 - platinumaltaria (07/01/2016) [-]
You're a normal human being with no outstanding traits whatsoever.
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#119 - robdabob (07/02/2016) [-]
savage, i love it
#114 - ilidan (07/02/2016) [-]
jesus thats a bit hard don't you think so?
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#47 - twiceasfun (07/02/2016) [-]
Harsh
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#6 - Tyranitar (07/01/2016) [-]
I loved when you sang "She Bangs" on American Idol.
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#5 - fxuredfoxx (07/01/2016) [-]
How are people getting ovens big enough to fit people in, i want one and i want it now!
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#4 - bananagrease (07/01/2016) [-]
meh
#3 - snugglebears (07/01/2016) [-]
That Boy Aint Right
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#2 - dustykeyboard (07/01/2016) [-]
you look like a female asian shrek
#5 - **semo used "*roll picture*"** **semo rolled image ** how…  [+] (6 replies) 06/22/2016 on Orlando Vigil in a shellnut +16
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#45 - samlease (06/22/2016) [-]
Did you roll an image of a majestic dragon-goat-snail in its natural habitat?
#50 - anon (06/22/2016) [-]
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#52 - samlease (06/22/2016) [-]
Yay, an SCP not hell-bent on causing me harm! I like those.
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#109 - notsohappygamer (06/22/2016) [-]
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#108 - notsohappygamer (06/22/2016) [-]
Then you are gonna love this one
www.scp-wiki.net/scp-999
#51 - anon (06/22/2016) [-]
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#2 - this isnt a show about catching people into beastiality tho  [+] (2 replies) 06/22/2016 on To catch a predator +6
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#3 - peanutnvee (06/22/2016) [-]
someone knows his gods xD
#6 - karvarausku (06/22/2016) [-]
**karvarausku used "*roll picture*"**
**karvarausku rolled image** everyone on the internet knows about that.
#4 - oh my god, hey guys its like a colorerd text party  [+] (6 replies) 06/22/2016 on shoot 0
#7 - totallytito (06/22/2016) [-]
I love messing things up
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#8 - ranoche (06/22/2016) [-]
technically white is still a color
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#10 - okamibanshu (06/22/2016) [-]
actually isn't white a combination of all the colors?
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#11 - crystalmath (06/22/2016) [-]
Thats black, white is a lack.
#46 - anon (06/22/2016) [-]
black is all colors in solid form, white is all the colors in light form.
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#5 - charxlotte (06/22/2016) [-]
fuck yeah