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#133 - idk i did it once too. It wasnt an accident, it was on purpose…  [+] (4 replies) 09/24/2016 on Accidents +1
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#199 - schmuxy (09/24/2016) [-]
Can your u let me know what happened? You can PM me if you want.
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#144 - flamingwhitetiger (09/24/2016) [-]
i really hope you did the right thing by not taking him back. hes emotional and will probably accept your apology even though its the wrong thing to do. if you actually cared about him you would do him a favor and leave. no one should be with someone who cheated on them. sorry but ur a pos and you should leave the poor guy alone to heal and find someone who appreciates him.
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#198 - schmuxy (09/24/2016) [-]
Dude, you can't speak as if you know with such certainty what is best for them. I'm not saying you're wrong, but you can't possibly understand their situation.
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#203 - flamingwhitetiger (09/24/2016) [-]
she cheated and this means she does not deserve him, end of story. if he takes her back then i feel bad for him.

i stand by my words that she is a piece of shit and should do him a favor and leave because chances are if she did it once she will do it again.

she should be with the person she cheated on him with if she thought him so worthy of ruining her current relationship over, and if she wants to have a 2nd chance i say too fucking bad she fucked up and needs to learn that cheating and lying are unacceptable
#24 - this is just my opinion, but i think this is what she means: t…  [+] (14 replies) 08/22/2016 on This one needs feminism for... -11
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#92 - neoexdeath (08/23/2016) [-]
Dunno why you're getting thumbed down, very few of the people on here have been attacked by Muslims, but everybody's still freaking out about it. Its the same basic principle, a rare event that COULD POSSIBLY happen to you is frightening regardless of the odds if its sufficiently horrifying.
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#94 - tfwcrusading (08/23/2016) [-]
Except problematic encounters with Muslims isn't rare if you live near them, in Europe or the UK
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#97 - neoexdeath (08/23/2016) [-]
Well lets look into that. There's roughly 509 million people in the entire European Union. Now, according to Wikipedia (In the interest of disclosure I just counted those that are explicitly only tied to muslims) there have been 592 deaths as a result of islamic terror since 1985 (The first year I found a purely islamic terror attack recorded).

That is an incredibly small amount of the European population, you get more people being attacked by Nile Crocodiles (The highest number is around 700 or thereabouts)

The point is, the odds of any individual person being attacked and killed by Muslim Terrorists is extraordinarily low...and yet it still scares the daylights out of everybody. Not a lot of people get raped or assaulted while they're out for a walk, but it still happens and so people fear it despite the relatively low odds. Its just human instinct.
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#44 - tanuith (08/22/2016) [-]
Ah but the problem is Words like sexism, racism and such have hardly any meaning anymore because anything and anyone against their ideological narrative is called such.
#68 - Elk (08/23/2016) [-]
That's like saying that murder and rape don't mean anything anymore because it happens a lot.
#69 - tanuith (08/23/2016) [-]
Um no it is not. Abuse of words to mean practically anything is not comparable to saying murder and rape don't mean anything cause they happen a lot. Word abuse is a completely different subject then saying to disregard crime because of frequency.
The point is these cultic fools are willing to broaden the word Sexism and racism to the point that they are words with no merit anymore instead of using it specifically for actual cases of such.
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#70 - Elk (08/23/2016) [-]
I see white text, but all I can read is white privilege.
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#71 - tanuith (08/23/2016) [-]
I'm assuming this is some theme account or you are trying to bait people regardless believe what you want, If you wish to just believe the cult then you are free to blindly follow in your ignorance. There is no such thing as white privilege, only privilege of opportunity which is dictated by knowing people in positions of power and your monetary wealth. Anyone who thinks that skin color itself is a means to attribute the rich and poor, those with opportunity and those without is a fool.
#72 - Elk (08/23/2016) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** That's not what white privilege is, but okay. We can debate that, too. The reason that crackers have more wealth is that they're the ones who created this corrupt system, and it's impossible for African Americans to climb up to such positions in typical situations. The wealth needs to be shared so that minorities may also flourish.

Now, since you want to talk about MY ignorance, let's define what white privilege REALLY is. White privilege is being able to walk around and night and not be considered a CRIMINAL. White privilege is being able to get a job WITHOUT discrimination. White privilege is about being under a system in which white people have the power, and blacks are their slaves. Sound familiar? HELLO, 1862!!
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#73 - tanuith (08/23/2016) [-]
And do you really believe what the cult is putting out or is this just some theme trolling? regardless I said what I could and it is probably pointless to continue for those truly for the cult tend to be really fanatically loyal to what they have been told and theme accounts stick to whatever shit their theme is regardless of how many people will approve or not.
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#74 - Elk (08/23/2016) [-]
"I've been beaten. Therefore, you are bait." - you just now
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#139 - tanuith (08/23/2016) [-]
Also the library was closing so I had to wrap it up anyway but feel free to speak with me if you are indeed not theme account bait or a fanatic, there are so many theme accounts even for this kind of stance that I cant be sure anymore of which is genuine or not.
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#138 - tanuith (08/23/2016) [-]
No I am unsure of which variety you are. There is no point in debate if this is a theme account or a fanatic, but if you want to talk about this, first of all my skin color is redundant to this conversation as I would be saying the same shit regardless. Second the cult has been pushing shit to the point where the whole getting a job without discrimination is actually against whites rather then blacks. And third giving people extra bonuses to achieve is against equality and egalitarianism and not something I can support.
#77 - jaggsauce (08/23/2016) [-]
what did i say about putting that rune to shame????

can you stfu or change your profile picture pls.
#47 - I actually want this to be a thing but no one else is gonna ta…  [+] (1 reply) 08/13/2016 on Roast me drawings +1
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#60 - wakazooie (08/13/2016) [-]
i'm takin' this very seriously!
#10 - true, however numbness is a step towards it.  [+] (1 reply) 08/05/2016 on R9k does it again 0
#12 - kylereed (08/06/2016) [-]
First you break the spirit then you break the bones I find that hammering rifle shells into the joints is best way then make them run
#8 - but numbness isnt tourture; to some degree it is release from it  [+] (3 replies) 08/05/2016 on R9k does it again 0
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#9 - secretzx (08/05/2016) [-]
Death is the only release.
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#10 - semo (08/05/2016) [-]
true, however numbness is a step towards it.
#12 - kylereed (08/06/2016) [-]
First you break the spirit then you break the bones I find that hammering rifle shells into the joints is best way then make them run
#6 - its not good torture if the victim eventually turns into an em…  [+] (5 replies) 08/05/2016 on R9k does it again 0
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#7 - secretzx (08/05/2016) [-]
What's the point of torture if not to create a human who can't acknowledge suffering?
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#8 - semo (08/05/2016) [-]
but numbness isnt tourture; to some degree it is release from it
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#9 - secretzx (08/05/2016) [-]
Death is the only release.
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#10 - semo (08/05/2016) [-]
true, however numbness is a step towards it.
#12 - kylereed (08/06/2016) [-]
First you break the spirit then you break the bones I find that hammering rifle shells into the joints is best way then make them run
#7 - my take on it: in reference to that eminem song where he was n…  [+] (2 replies) 08/05/2016 on Anon asks why people don't... +138
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#8 - berengar (08/05/2016) [-]
Thanks. I've wondered that for a while.
#20 - fillytickler (08/06/2016) [-]
Also tied in with how the spaghetti rhyme was balls random. When the song dropped, it was really popular simply because of that spaghetti verse. So 2+2 together.

The real question is why someone decided to use a Richard Dawkins word to redefine popular image macros. (memes)

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