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#57 - Especially considering he aimed for headshots on dudes that we…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2016 on *makes mlg noises* +7
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#89 - jzwangpk (02/21/2016) [-]
Facepro is your own fault. I'm not saying that what he's doing isn't dickish (it is) but if you go participate in an activity where plastic is flying around at 300+ feet per second and you aren't wearing protection in the places where you don't want to get shot, then part of the blame definitely lies on you. Some random guy who's firing on the move could land a face-shot accidentally. So if you don't want to get shot somewhere, don't let yourself get shot there.
#84 - Her names: Jia, Ju and Jang. Her name's Jia Ju Jang. H… 01/25/2016 on perfect cosplay -7
#62 - For all you guys saying the butt is good for thrusting during …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/14/2016 on Fancy +15
#68 - redstonealchemist (01/14/2016) [-]
science!
#28 - Considering you didn't see much of her face at all and that ev…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2016 on JustGirlyThings 0
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#58 - darksideofthebeast (01/14/2016) [-]
Since when did boas or pythons become venomous?
#70 - He got electrocuted. You can clearly see the wire tingling aft… 01/12/2016 on Use the force, pig 0
#104 - I think a slow death is precisely what developers need to ship… 01/11/2016 on What WoW looked like 17... 0
#77 - I've heard before actually that our brain quickly rewires the …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on was told to post here 2 -1
#129 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
You're actually partially correct. The body reacts to violent amputation by doing something called shunting. Basically, the muscles surrounding the severed area spasm and construct very tightly and will control bleeding for a short time. This however does not last long and severe bleeding will start again. It's like a matter of several seconds to half a minute depending on the amputation and muscle tissue.
#109 - Wallpaper sizes. Where? 01/08/2016 on Oh crap moments 0
#81 - It's a metaphor for lust. Which is a death sin.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/08/2016 on Bitches ain't shit +1
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#85 - kibuza (01/08/2016) [-]
God forbid you want to fuck someone. Not like that's how we ensure the continuation of our species or anything...
#90 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
you say it like it's a good thing
#86 - saintnovember (01/08/2016) [-]
Lust =/= sex. Remember in Christian tradition it's a sin to have sex with someone you aren't married to. Lust is sex outside of marriage or sexually deviant behavior.
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#87 - kibuza (01/08/2016) [-]
Yea because we're all robots and we find nobody sexually attractive until we're in a relationship with them and as soon as we are in a relationship every other person instantly becomes unattractive. That makes sense.

TBH it's a pretty bullshit sin. Just like Pride.
#88 - saintnovember (01/08/2016) [-]
Can't argue with that.
#81 - Aaaand that's where you're wrong. Being able to even wield a l… 12/28/2015 on George "Savage" Lucas 0
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