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#30 - Oh the sweet sweet joys of yaoi. 07/11/2015 on The right kind of friend +19
#16 - Okay, I give up. What's joke?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2015 on Romance is Dead +1
User avatar #17 - retardedboss (07/11/2015) [-]
She thought the moon was pretty meaning she agreed with "drink pepsi" and "fuck puns" and he was going to ask her to marry him with a coke bottle/pun.
User avatar #18 - semenslurpinglily (07/11/2015) [-]
Oh.
I thought there was more.
User avatar #22 - jaak (07/11/2015) [-]
Why do more when you can just do shitty enough?
#3 - DA, land of the edgy and gay. Either way, people are …  [+] (11 new replies) 07/11/2015 on Kingdom Hearts +68
User avatar #21 - feindmachines (07/11/2015) [-]
good porn stuff if you can fucking find the pics of the women and not shitty fan art drawings of the same titles you type in.
#14 - darkjustifier (07/11/2015) [-]
>overly edgy or gay he says
User avatar #82 - Sperit (07/11/2015) [-]
dat a pretty good drawing though
#72 - empithree (07/11/2015) [-]
#66 - anon (07/11/2015) [-]
>Edgy
>Gay

checks out, cap'n.
User avatar #50 - fuckyouthatswhy (07/11/2015) [-]
that is pretty edgy though
User avatar #32 - brahdin (07/11/2015) [-]
i mean...it is penetration.
User avatar #26 - wowurlooking (07/11/2015) [-]
so yOU ARE THE NEW BRONYWISEMAN
User avatar #27 - atoma (07/11/2015) [-]
You must be new here
User avatar #28 - wowurlooking (07/11/2015) [-]
Did you spy my green name? now I feel like a colossal twat
User avatar #29 - atoma (07/11/2015) [-]
It's just that the guy you replied to posts ponies all the time as reaction gifs, and honestly it really isn't as big of a deal as other funnyjunkers make out of it.
#5 - Don't worry, they probably all are. Except the first. 07/10/2015 on make'em say ugh.. 0
#22 - It is pain. 07/10/2015 on Welcome to the Soulty Spitoon +1
#8 - Picture 07/10/2015 on Negative Fucks Given 0
#7 - Comment deleted 07/10/2015 on Negative Fucks Given 0
#14 - Picture 07/10/2015 on I Need This +1
#29 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2015 on Fun Vs Effort +4
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#6 - Remember when The Fonz became the Doctor? 07/10/2015 on Ayy Chart +35
#27 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 07/10/2015 on Fun Vs Effort +13
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#21 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 07/10/2015 on Fun Vs Effort +6
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#27 - Did someone say Female Jotaro? Because I heard Female Jota…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2015 on Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Comp 0
User avatar #32 - crazylance (07/10/2015) [-]
It's traditional footwear if I recall.

Don't ask me though.
#15 - Comment deleted 07/10/2015 on THIS IS NOT A DRILL 0
#402335 - Put the ** inside, and [big] outside. 07/10/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#402331 - I have seen hell. 07/10/2015 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
#6 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2015 on REKT +44
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#9 - My eyes will never recover now. 07/10/2015 on MLG Wildlife 0
#27 - TFW Invisible Eyes. 07/10/2015 on Microwaves +1
#768 - **semenslurpinglily used "*roll picture*"** **semenslurping… 07/10/2015 on Roll to beat John Cena 0
#83 - How far are you into either? Also I think Peace Walker. 07/10/2015 on Snake fetish 0
#64 - Thank you. 07/10/2015 on Monster Anime 0
#35 - So I can **** her once. Got it! 07/09/2015 on Monster Anime 0
#25 - Thanks mate! 07/09/2015 on mfw I misspell one word in... 0
#27 - Can snakes get aids? Can humans get diseases from ****…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/09/2015 on Monster Anime 0
#39 - wcpapier (07/09/2015) [-]
alway think twice before googleing stuff
User avatar #64 - semenslurpinglily (07/10/2015) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #40 - asotil (07/09/2015) [-]
What the fuck
#34 - anon (07/09/2015) [-]
YOU GET HALF OF THE AIDS, BECAUSE SHE'S HALF HUMAN.
3RD GRADERS LOGIC M8.
#35 - semenslurpinglily (07/09/2015) [-]
So I can fuck her once.
Got it!

Comments(294):

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#295 - chitori has deleted their comment [-]
#289 to #288 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (07/11/2015) [-]
Hello, and please don't mind my **** humor.
#291 to #290 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (07/11/2015) [-]
Morning.
After 8 hours.
#292 to #291 - murrlogic (07/11/2015) [-]
Still Morning.
#272 - bronywiseman (07/05/2015) [-]
So many Bi guys on here.

So, you a Brony?
You into foot stuff?
#273 to #272 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
Well, I watched the first season and certainly liked it. I guess I am!
Foot stuff, nah, not really. Wait do tickles count?

I'm just a random bi guy who acts slightly lewd, so expect it to be my natural stance.

User avatar #274 to #273 - bronywiseman (07/05/2015) [-]
Just wait until season two, best season in my opinion. Though, 5 is defenetly better than 3 and 4, if not due to Slice Of Life alone.
Pro tip, each season has 26 episodes, except season 3, which only has 13.
It's weird, I know.

Kinky~
I'm not into it, but it seems like it could be fun to receive.

That's cool, I like to be more sweet and lovable then lewd, but I'm a very sexual person in general, so I don't mind at all. I using "then" purposefully.
So uh, I'm from Ohio, you?
User avatar #275 to #274 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
Well, I mean expect me to bring along lewd at randoms. That's what happens when you're my friend- you get hentai ever so often. If I think you like it!

Anyway was from Brazil, moved to Florida. So english might suck and you know the usual.
User avatar #276 to #275 - bronywiseman (07/05/2015) [-]
Oh damn.
I was wondering how attractive you are, but you're from Brazil, so now I know you're sexy.
Everything in Brazil is sexy.
Sexy men, sexy women, sexy cars, sexy food...

So, are you poor too?
Oh! And what games do you play?
User avatar #277 to #276 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
>Me
>Sexy

Well this conversation got flirty fast and so wrong fast. So I just gotta say no- unless you have a serious fat fetish. But srsly no. And no too, by the way. :\

Nah, I moved to the US, ****** fun!
And not many, but I like Payday 2 lately, some TF2 VERY once in a while, 100% Orange Juice, and sometimes the flash game ShellShock 2.
User avatar #278 to #277 - bronywiseman (07/05/2015) [-]
I'm not sure what you mean by "No too", but you can fix that, baby!
If you don't like the way you are, there's only one person who can fix that.

How come you don't like TF2?
Too silly? Or too hard?casul
User avatar #279 to #278 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
Nah,I just suck at TF2. And I play little **** . Though I play very little of anything I play. I lazy around all day. I also suck at everything I play.
But can fun. Maybe.
#280 to #279 - bronywiseman (07/05/2015) [-]
Oh sweetheart, there's only one way you're going to get better at it.
Everyone is horrible at everything at one point.

So, what are you into? Other than bondage, that's obvious.
User avatar #281 to #280 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
Almost everything. I think. Just common **** gotta say.
Also I mostly act like that weird cat lady down the street who treats people like cats.

And I've been playing since 2009, so yeah, I just suck perpetually at every game that isn't Touhou.
User avatar #282 to #281 - bronywiseman (07/05/2015) [-]
Would you mind sharing?
User avatar #283 to #282 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
Well, I just like everything except guro and scat to be honest.
But yeah, sometimes nothing's enough or everything's excessive.
User avatar #284 to #283 - bronywiseman (07/05/2015) [-]
Actually, I meant links, but I agree. Everything but guro and scat is great.
Are you into Furroh wait you love horsecocks too...
User avatar #285 to #284 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
Yeah.
As I said, everything.
So not fun to try to think a lot what I think so I have to filter.
:<
User avatar #287 to #285 - bronywiseman (07/05/2015) [-]
If you don't wanna share, that's okay.
Here's my "Powerpoint Presentation": www.dropbox.com/sh/ktlnvz93ej7byrh/AABzKbRFp2tttOt4CjNeY0gla?dl=0
User avatar #286 to #285 - bronywiseman (07/05/2015) [-]
Sweetheart, you don't have to filter out anything.
I'll be fine with it I'm sure.
I follow Shadman's stuff.
User avatar #263 - venomousvalentine (05/26/2015) [-]
Hello..
#264 to #263 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
Heya heya.

What's up?
User avatar #265 to #264 - venomousvalentine (05/26/2015) [-]
Warframe. you?
User avatar #266 to #265 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
As per usual, nothing. At least for the next couple hours I think.
User avatar #268 to #267 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
I should get back to Warframe though.
Never left first few planets though.
User avatar #269 to #268 - venomousvalentine (05/26/2015) [-]
I have 2000 hours >.<
User avatar #270 to #269 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
Nice! **** must keep competitive at this point then! Shame I suck at getting into some games.
User avatar #271 to #270 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (05/26/2015) [-]
>>269, Actually play much else?
#251 to #250 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (05/19/2015) [-]
Ayoo

Hi ho there
#253 to #252 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (05/19/2015) [-]
Pretty good.
And with ya?
#254 to #253 - superpianobros (05/20/2015) [-]
Pretty swell. I have sports day tomorrow which is nice. Although it's pretty late so I'm more than likely to be tired tomorrow.

So, who's your favourite 2hu?
#255 to #254 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
Patchu.

And yours?

By the way, eat plenty in breakfast so either A) You won't get tired during sports day. |OR| B) You **** your pants as you run.
#256 to #255 - superpianobros (05/20/2015) [-]
I've always veered towards Reisen.

The less weight the quicker I run. gotta go fast

Do you play many games?
User avatar #257 to #256 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
Eh, not really. I play stuff, but mostly a weird game at a time, so not much.

I wish I played more, even though I never feel like playing much.

Also I like chess once in a while, except I suck balls at it.
#258 to #257 - superpianobros (05/20/2015) [-]
I really like chess. I'm super bad at it too, but every game is like a learning experience almost, it's super fun to play.
User avatar #259 to #258 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
We should try it and suck together.
Just like a gay 69.
#260 to #259 - superpianobros (05/20/2015) [-]
So, want to play tomorrow?

It's bed time so I might not get your next reply.
User avatar #261 to #260 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
Sure. I like playing it, especially when I don't know what I'm up against.

Also sleep well.
#262 to #261 - superpianobros (05/20/2015) [-]
Thanks, 'night.
#232 to #231 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (05/05/2015) [-]
Didn't you tell otherwise before?
And as long as I can get a lollipop later.
#233 to #232 - goldendarknessx ONLINE (05/05/2015) [-]
Couldn't think of anything to post.
Couldn't think of anything to post.
#234 to #233 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (05/05/2015) [-]
I getcha. 4.5 GB of 2hus and I still must pick carefully for what I like.

Mostly because it's filled with **** .
#235 to #234 - goldendarknessx ONLINE (05/05/2015) [-]
What's 2hu?
What's 2hu?
#236 to #235 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (05/05/2015) [-]
All demn 2hus be Touhous.
I also have surprisingly few 2hu yukkuris (these tiny head-slimes), which is surprisin.
#237 to #236 - goldendarknessx ONLINE (05/05/2015) [-]
Sounds just like another fetish I don't understand.
Sounds just like another fetish I don't understand.
#238 to #237 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (05/05/2015) [-]
It's not a fetish.
Really.

Actually it is to some people, but it's one of the things I actually don't understand.
#239 to #238 - goldendarknessx ONLINE (05/05/2015) [-]
Yeah i'll believe it when I see.   
   
Like I've said before, I've seen worse.
Yeah i'll believe it when I see.

Like I've said before, I've seen worse.
#240 to #239 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (05/05/2015) [-]
I can understand most things at least, even if they disturb me I can see how someone enjoys it, even if it makes them depraved.

This, however, is basically a blob with a face. It doesn't disgust me, it brings up legitimate curiosity from me, thinking which part of it people find sexy. Of course, I don't know how in the world someone would like so, but they show no sexual organs, and I just think "people must really like mouth-raping fantasies sometimes".
#241 to #240 - goldendarknessx ONLINE (05/05/2015) [-]
Sounds a bit like you, Also are you taking this piss? mouth-raping fantasies would be awesome.
Sounds a bit like you, Also are you taking this piss? mouth-raping fantasies would be awesome.
#242 to #241 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (05/05/2015) [-]
Nah, it's just that it surprises me the sheer amount of porn and torture porn on them.
Also this character is Sekibanki. Her power is heads. Pick one to rape is common topic, and it's good.
#243 to #242 - goldendarknessx ONLINE (05/05/2015) [-]
Tell me how long have you been on the internet?   
   
I would pick her, herself because just getting head ain't satisfying enough.
Tell me how long have you been on the internet?

I would pick her, herself because just getting head ain't satisfying enough.
#244 to #243 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (05/05/2015) [-]
True and true.
And I guess I just think of them as innocent blobs filled with awkwardness, so imagining them getting ****** is like imagining Tomoko organizing an orgy, and succeeding.
#245 to #244 - goldendarknessx ONLINE (05/05/2015) [-]
Which we all know wouldn't happen.
#246 to #245 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (05/05/2015) [-]
Unless she harnessed the full power of the internet!
#247 to #246 - goldendarknessx ONLINE (05/05/2015) [-]
Golden Darkness is gonna do that first.
Golden Darkness is gonna do that first.
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#227 - chitose (05/03/2015) [-]
Good morning for whenever you're finally on.
#228 to #227 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (05/03/2015) [-]
Heya heya!
No Steam or phone?
#229 to #228 - chitose (05/03/2015) [-]
Phone is dead, parents are asleep and I'm on the school Chromebook which luckily doesn't have Funnyjunk unblocked

Internet is slower in the living room though ,so I'll take longer to respond.
#226 - cirruss (04/22/2015) [-]
These are the trees I had before
#225 - cirruss (04/22/2015) [-]
And i am become tree, destroyer of bland looking hills
#200 - goldendarknessx ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
So tell me, when did you figure out you liked guys.
So tell me, when did you figure out you liked guys.

#221 to #200 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
Well, I don't mind. I kinda know it, and the flirtyness is quite obvious.

And I'm telling because I didn't know I didn't make it too clear. Wondering if I've been borderline rude, because I apparently don't know when I am.

And I'll be true to it as long as I can. And I'm always on steam, in case you can't find me anywhere else. If I'm not, I'm either dead, deadly injured, or sleeping. Maybe experimenting some lewd experimenting.
#222 to #221 - goldendarknessx ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
Well if it isn't obvious then it isn't really all that fun.   
   
You'll know when you're being rude when I come knocking on your door to punch you.   
   
*note to self: I can find Peashy on steam* Do you not have skype or anything? No more sticking DS pens in your japs eye.
Well if it isn't obvious then it isn't really all that fun.

You'll know when you're being rude when I come knocking on your door to punch you.

*note to self: I can find Peashy on steam* Do you not have skype or anything? No more sticking DS pens in your japs eye.
#223 to #222 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
It IS quite fun!

And you're always welcome to come knocking to my knocker.

And yep, name's Fedegon in skype! And my avatar is the Batman symbol with Remilia's hat. This one!

So Peashy is always there too mostly~!
#224 to #223 - goldendarknessx ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
Well you are speaking to me you know.  You know FJ is a pretty big place and there are a lot of users here but quite a lot of them go unnoticed and when you've been here for a while some people start to see you as some sort of big superstar(which clearly I ain't) but they're the ones who think they're insignificant to others but I ain't that much different from them, I like taking the time to get to know most people here cause if I can atleast do one thing right, it's that.     
   
Oh ho you know I will.   
   
I think I got the right one. hehe cute hat by the way.
Well you are speaking to me you know. You know FJ is a pretty big place and there are a lot of users here but quite a lot of them go unnoticed and when you've been here for a while some people start to see you as some sort of big superstar(which clearly I ain't) but they're the ones who think they're insignificant to others but I ain't that much different from them, I like taking the time to get to know most people here cause if I can atleast do one thing right, it's that.

Oh ho you know I will.

I think I got the right one. hehe cute hat by the way.

#201 to #200 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
It was a kinda backwards process.
Sexual discovery and all, I heard of anal masturbation, then I rationalized "well maybe there are girls with dicks in the real world, but hard to find".
So I guess around 15ish, don't remember really, when I said " **** it" and realized dudes were cute.
#202 to #201 - goldendarknessx ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
Just wanting to ask to make sure I understand fully, did you like guys before you liked girls?

Now I don't know if you know I'm the same actually. It was one of those things that happened roughly around the same age actually but It was one of those things I hid and I only came to terms with it a few years back.
#203 to #202 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
No, the order was as follows: Girls, anal, dickgirls, guys.

And yeah, it's kinda 'subtle' how it gets slowly to you, the desire for dicks. Of course, I told myself it was only cause those guys were girly.
#204 to #203 - goldendarknessx ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
Well it's certainly one way to go about it.   
   
So how old are you by the way or is that too personal? I don't like the ones that act completely fruity (if you may or may not know what I'm talking about) but yeah if they look girly then that's bonus points.
Well it's certainly one way to go about it.

So how old are you by the way or is that too personal? I don't like the ones that act completely fruity (if you may or may not know what I'm talking about) but yeah if they look girly then that's bonus points.
User avatar #205 to #204 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
Well, it's not too personal, but I am 18, fresh out of the oven some would say, with about as much experience as... well, little.

And my looks are basically the reason I have so little experience in such basically, as I've been fat since little. Losing weight though. Still fat.
#206 to #205 - goldendarknessx ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
Well if it makes you feel better I'm 19 my experience with guys is very minimal and women it's probably above average.   
   
Aw come on I'm sure you're not all bad. If you're curious I'm medium, not big not skinny either. I played a lot of rugby in high school. If you feel bad about it I would suggest cycling when you can that's what I used to do.
Well if it makes you feel better I'm 19 my experience with guys is very minimal and women it's probably above average.

Aw come on I'm sure you're not all bad. If you're curious I'm medium, not big not skinny either. I played a lot of rugby in high school. If you feel bad about it I would suggest cycling when you can that's what I used to do.
#207 to #206 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
Well, thanks Goldie, but it's just 'eh'. I don't mind, but I feel inexperience is a problem when you get down to it.   
   
And yeah, I used to actually be at 150kg in the past... I'm around 100kg now, and going down, but I still look quite fat though. So yeah, only way to go is forwards, and trying some more things.
Well, thanks Goldie, but it's just 'eh'. I don't mind, but I feel inexperience is a problem when you get down to it.

And yeah, I used to actually be at 150kg in the past... I'm around 100kg now, and going down, but I still look quite fat though. So yeah, only way to go is forwards, and trying some more things.
#208 to #207 - goldendarknessx ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
Do you have a vacancy for a 			****		 buddy, cause I sure as hell would apply.   
   
Well good on you buddy, one thing I've learned from you so far is you definitely don't sound like a quitter. See what I do to make sure I don't go overboard is I have either toast or shredded wheat in the morning, lunch is followed by either toast (again) or a banana, dinner is just whatever, and when ever I feel hungry I just go for a cig and I probably go through about 4 1.5 liters bottles of water a day.
Do you have a vacancy for a **** buddy, cause I sure as hell would apply.

Well good on you buddy, one thing I've learned from you so far is you definitely don't sound like a quitter. See what I do to make sure I don't go overboard is I have either toast or shredded wheat in the morning, lunch is followed by either toast (again) or a banana, dinner is just whatever, and when ever I feel hungry I just go for a cig and I probably go through about 4 1.5 liters bottles of water a day.
#209 to #208 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
Well, if you'd manage to go overseas, look at me and think "this was worth the money, plane, and time" then it could be I guess.

And yeah, but a while ago the chocolate-cloaked bunny devil came by and seduced me to eat a lot. I felt a lot of effort down the drain. And yeah, I am drinking a lot of water lately too, helping a lot to feel 'full', even though it's just, you know, water.
#210 to #209 - goldendarknessx ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
I could always do with a little holiday but remember I don't work for free.   
   
Ah Easter is a cruel mistress I got one egg and I think it's still in the packaging. I don't know if you have it over there but we just recently got something called &quot;smartwater&quot; it's pretty decent for what it is.
I could always do with a little holiday but remember I don't work for free.

Ah Easter is a cruel mistress I got one egg and I think it's still in the packaging. I don't know if you have it over there but we just recently got something called "smartwater" it's pretty decent for what it is.
#211 to #210 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
Yeah, holidays are weird. Especially when people come to Florida. Good place for holidays and all, but usually quite hot some people say.

And yeah, chocolate eggs are my weakness. And I drink many waters per day. I don't even know if I should count it in liters or bottles. I just remember I once drank a liter bottle in front of a friend, and he said it was less than five seconds for me to finish. I didn't even notice. I'd even make a joke about the thirst being real, if I had a sense of humour.
#212 to #211 - goldendarknessx ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
Isn't florida meant to be a pretty horrible place?   
   
Well atleast I know what to get you, what kinda flowers do you like? Just guzzle it like there's no tomorrow like my cum You certainly weren't lying when you said you swallow huh? It's too late for jokes get back to me tomorrow I'm sure I'll have something.   
   
Apologies I was away doing something.
Isn't florida meant to be a pretty horrible place?

Well atleast I know what to get you, what kinda flowers do you like? Just guzzle it like there's no tomorrow like my cum You certainly weren't lying when you said you swallow huh? It's too late for jokes get back to me tomorrow I'm sure I'll have something.

Apologies I was away doing something.
#213 to #212 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
People say it is because it's full of horrible immigrants. I guess I fit the category, but hey, it's cool from what I'm seeing.

Truth be told, not really into flowers, but plants in general get me for some reason. I really did like cloves though! They're pretty cool!

Don't worry, I'm being more away myself I feel.
#214 to #213 - goldendarknessx ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
The world is full of dirty immigrants but I suppose not all of them are bad.   
   
That's not romantic at all. cloves or clovers?    
   
What you talking about you're here when I need you, I wouldn't ask for anything more.
The world is full of dirty immigrants but I suppose not all of them are bad.

That's not romantic at all. cloves or clovers?

What you talking about you're here when I need you, I wouldn't ask for anything more.
#215 to #214 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
Cloves. Clove flowers though, I had to look up the translation.

And I'm talking to taking 30 mins to respond, and thanks Goldie, I like you so it's nice to be here and be company! I like it a lot! And I'm glad you like my company!
#216 to #215 - goldendarknessx ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
I suppose they're alright at least they don't kill you.   
   
D'aww aren't you just adorable *pinches cheek* You're not all that bad yourself, it's good to just sit and unwind with someone after a long day.
I suppose they're alright at least they don't kill you.

D'aww aren't you just adorable *pinches cheek* You're not all that bad yourself, it's good to just sit and unwind with someone after a long day.

#217 to #216 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
I guess I just like them.

Thanks, it's always nice these talks! And I'm glad I can bring this joy!

I'm always up to talking if you are too! Even if I'm mostly slow or elsewise.
#218 to #217 - goldendarknessx ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
I like you as much as you like them ;)   
   
Well then if I've ever made you smile or laugh then I'm certainly doing something right haha.   
   
I don't mind how long people take to reply just as long as they reply that's pretty much my only term.
I like you as much as you like them ;)

Well then if I've ever made you smile or laugh then I'm certainly doing something right haha.

I don't mind how long people take to reply just as long as they reply that's pretty much my only term.
#219 to #218 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
Y-you too... But really, I find it really a good way to put it, they're weird but I like them. I guess it's a good way to see me.

"if I've ever made you smile or laugh" Either you underestimate yourself too much or you must think I'm a real grouch.

Well, I won't be unreasonable anyway. I hope.
#220 to #219 - goldendarknessx ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
Also I don't mean to shoot you down or anything but don't take too much of it to heart, I'm a casual flirt I do it to everyone.   
   
It's always good to know if I still make people happy that's all. I've seen grouchy and you're no where near mate.   
   
As long as you're true to your word then I have no complaints.
Also I don't mean to shoot you down or anything but don't take too much of it to heart, I'm a casual flirt I do it to everyone.

It's always good to know if I still make people happy that's all. I've seen grouchy and you're no where near mate.

As long as you're true to your word then I have no complaints.
#176 - actualghost (04/15/2015) [-]
You actually want some horse dong sites? Cause i got some horse dong sites.
User avatar #177 to #176 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
Well **** I lost my chance didn't I?
#178 to #177 - actualghost (04/15/2015) [-]
Did i forget to mention it's a daily chance? Soon as i get home
Did i forget to mention it's a daily chance? Soon as i get home
#179 to #178 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
Woohoo, I hope I'm not offline then!
#180 to #179 - actualghost (04/15/2015) [-]
You wanted REAL dongs right? Just making sure i'm providing you with the right material you know.
You wanted REAL dongs right? Just making sure i'm providing you with the right material you know.
User avatar #181 to #180 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
Yep.
And quite the timing we have.
#182 to #181 - actualghost (04/15/2015) [-]
ikr?
Ok ok, i know you probably know some of these
But here
pastebin.com/rnRbcm04
#190 to #182 - misanthrizzle (04/17/2015) [-]
I used to be into this
thx m8
#192 to #190 - actualghost (04/18/2015) [-]
Get to it then. Go. Do it.
#193 to #192 - misanthrizzle (04/18/2015) [-]
can't i'm doing nofap
can't i'm doing nofap
User avatar #195 to #193 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
Come on bro, it'll be fun.
#196 to #195 - actualghost (04/19/2015) [-]
Talking bout fun, found anything good?
User avatar #197 to #196 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
Liked a few things.
Downloaded a movie too, La Bete. Didn't watch a lot, only pieces. Gotta say it all looks incredible, though since I skipped around, I saw a dong only once.

All else good!
#198 to #197 - actualghost (04/19/2015) [-]
Oh that thing yeah, bretty weird. Also kinda related i guess, cute beast from 2014
User avatar #199 to #198 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (04/19/2015) [-]
Oh, nice.
I guess I should check more too, but now I know I can check more too!

And yeah, they are. Thanks again! Seriously, it's awesome these things there!
#194 to #193 - actualghost (04/18/2015) [-]
Nofap april? Is that even a thing?
#183 to #182 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
Thanks mate.
I didn't even know this pastebin or whatever, and I never knew 8ch had it.

But again, thanks for the equine dong, matey!
#184 to #183 - actualghost (04/15/2015) [-]
Dude, please, call me dongy.  Enjoy
Dude, please, call me dongy. Enjoy
#185 to #184 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (04/15/2015) [-]
Thanks Dongy.
#186 to #185 - actualghost (04/16/2015) [-]
Gaybeast is up. I repeat. Gaybeast is up.
User avatar #187 to #186 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
Time to go and watch it!
#188 to #187 - actualghost (04/16/2015) [-]
Yes do that! Just search for stallion or horse or something like that.
#189 to #188 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (04/16/2015) [-]
Thank you so much Dongie.
Thank you so much Dongie.
#140 - goldendarknessx ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]
>not replying to my comment.
#163 to #140 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
HDN Victory I guess.
The evaluations pissed me off because I found quests repetitive.
#164 to #163 - goldendarknessx ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
Oh the evaluations, yeah the quests suck to grind out the shares to get different endings.
Oh the evaluations, yeah the quests suck to grind out the shares to get different endings.
#165 to #164 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
Oh, it affects the ending too.
Lovely.
#166 to #165 - goldendarknessx ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
Get good scrub.
#167 to #166 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
Who's that dude again? He looks familiar.
#168 to #167 - goldendarknessx ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
Seananners the best youtuber out there.
Seananners the best youtuber out there.
#169 to #168 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
Ah, I watched a few vids.
They feel very disconnected, but he's cool.
#170 to #169 - goldendarknessx ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
Mr sark is second best.
#171 to #170 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrHe sounds nice.   
I should watch some.
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrHe sounds nice.
I should watch some.
#172 to #171 - goldendarknessx ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
He's ruthless that's what makes it all the more funny.
He's ruthless that's what makes it all the more funny.
User avatar #173 to #172 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
I guess I should.
People who aren't afraid of anything are best.
#174 to #173 - goldendarknessx ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
mhmm
mhmm
#141 to #140 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]
**** , sorry Goldie I forgot about them comment chains.
#142 to #141 - goldendarknessx ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]
Don't think you can get away with it by calling me goldie.... but you're so damn adorable it's hard to stay mad at you.
#143 to #142 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]
I'll call you Goldie until it works. And watch Nepneps too while it does.
Goldie Goldie.

But how are you, Super Sweetie?
#144 to #143 - goldendarknessx ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]
Well whichever one makes you love me more darling.

Not to bad, finally enjoying the sun for once and it's a real rarity to have weather like this in Scotland.
#146 to #144 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]
Also are there good beaches around? I hope so. Unless you're the kind of person who'll just open the window to rest while sunbathing.
#145 to #144 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]
Nice nice, so it'll get neat and warm I hope. Not over 40 Celsius too I bet! Just nice and warm, and leaving you comfy.

And it doesn't matter whatever you post, I just found the sudden Compa extra cute!
#147 to #145 - goldendarknessx ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]
We get sun a few times a year not very much so you have to enjoy what you can while you can you know. The beaches over here suck balls but our garden is starting to shape up now it's been fun working on it the past few weekends.   
   
Original compa is best compa.
We get sun a few times a year not very much so you have to enjoy what you can while you can you know. The beaches over here suck balls but our garden is starting to shape up now it's been fun working on it the past few weekends.

Original compa is best compa.

#148 to #147 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]
**** , I ****** up and called Peashy Compa.

And good, I know the feeling of beaches that suck horrible, but gardening's pretty good, even though I have no ******* clue how that **** works!
#149 to #148 - goldendarknessx ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]
Peashy is the bumble bee kid and compa is the nurse with big tits. there that should help.

Well to be fair I don't know much about it either but I'm learning.
User avatar #150 to #149 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]
I know a bit, and I knew who she was, I just messed up the name.
Every Nep is secretly Compa.
#151 to #150 - goldendarknessx ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]
Oh yeah you''ll have to give me your PSN name sometime.

Also who's your best HDN girl?
#152 to #151 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]
Plutia.
I just am magically good at her, even feeling I suck with her.
#153 to #152 - goldendarknessx ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]
but she sucks, the best ones to go in with is neptune, nepgear (best), compa (for healing)    
and Norie.
but she sucks, the best ones to go in with is neptune, nepgear (best), compa (for healing)
and Norie.
#154 to #153 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]
I know, which is why I said I'm magically good with her. It makes absolutely no sense, and yes Noire is way better.
#155 to #154 - goldendarknessx ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]
But with nepgear when you get the exe drive up and use her skill &quot;celestial severance&quot; you can almost 1 shot the final boss.
But with nepgear when you get the exe drive up and use her skill "celestial severance" you can almost 1 shot the final boss.
#156 to #155 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]
I didn't know that, I need to Nep2 more. Hell, she's my fav Nep too.
#157 to #156 - goldendarknessx ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]
Just have to make sure you level her up a lot and get a good lily rank with Vert cause what vert does it she can remove the maximum hit limit (9999)
Just have to make sure you level her up a lot and get a good lily rank with Vert cause what vert does it she can remove the maximum hit limit (9999)
#158 to #157 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]
That sounds ******* awesome.
I will once I get to actually beating Victory instead of being a lazy **** about it.
And Fedegon44 is my PSN, though I'll leave soon now.
#159 to #158 - goldendarknessx ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]
It really is so if you're ever stuck on an RPG I've played then just ask. I'd be glad to help.
It really is so if you're ever stuck on an RPG I've played then just ask. I'd be glad to help.
#161 to #159 - semenslurpinglily ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
It's not so much stuck as hating the end-chaper evaluations.
#162 to #161 - goldendarknessx ONLINE (04/06/2015) [-]
What we talking about here?
What we talking about here?
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