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#24 - Shut the up! 6 hours ago on Grammar +16
#38 - You're welcome, mimic friend! Lily's glad to spread ***… 12 hours ago on JonTron dump +2
#332377 - I'll put on a chinese hat while wearing regular clothing. … 12 hours ago on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#35 - Jontron on GamerGate.  [+] (2 new replies) 12 hours ago on JonTron dump +8
User avatar #37 - progenitormimic (12 hours ago) [-]
I hadn't seen this one. Thanks, semenslurpinglilly!
User avatar #38 - semenslurpinglily (12 hours ago) [-]
You're welcome, mimic friend! Lily's glad to spread non-fuck-givers.
#16 - True men eat anything. 12 hours ago on Don't give this man pencils +6
#7 - I googled it too.  [+] (2 new replies) 16 hours ago on For the Craic +6
#11 - cannibaltroll (16 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #8 - incrediblejohn (16 hours ago) [-]
I don't think you were disappointed either...
#21 - I've heard that the driver survived because he was pulled out.… 17 hours ago on Gif dump - Part 2 +1
#49 - Yes, rattling is what I mean. I suck at english, so I didn…  [+] (1 new reply) 17 hours ago on different tastes 0
User avatar #53 - klick (17 hours ago) [-]
Don't worry. Even people who grew up learning English still suck at English.
English is fucked.
#45 - I now imagine loud skeleton sounds. It makes it so much funnier.  [+] (3 new replies) 18 hours ago on different tastes 0
User avatar #48 - klick (17 hours ago) [-]
do skeletons make sounds? I mean other than rattling?
User avatar #49 - semenslurpinglily (17 hours ago) [-]
Yes, rattling is what I mean.
I suck at english, so I didn't know the word.
User avatar #53 - klick (17 hours ago) [-]
Don't worry. Even people who grew up learning English still suck at English.
English is fucked.
#25 - That Mistress of the Universe reminds me of a childhood thing …  [+] (1 new reply) 18 hours ago on Perfect title(s) +1
User avatar #33 - tinglyturtletaint (16 hours ago) [-]
When I was little and still christian, my grandpa asked me if I had done my prayers for the night and when I said yes, he asked what I prayed for. He was suuuuuper upset when I finished telling him what I had asked god for and started telling him what I had asked the devil for. See, I thought that since god was good and you pray to him for good stuff, that if you angle your hands down when you pray and pray to satan, he does the bad stuff. I wanted him to eat the kid who bullied me on the playground.

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#42 - cirruss (10/30/2014) [-]
because I'd use this for Halloween
because I'd use this for Halloween
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User avatar #20 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Good morning
User avatar #21 to #20 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Heya, morning.
User avatar #22 to #21 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Sleep well?
User avatar #23 to #22 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Yep. And you?
Also comment-chat is welrd.
User avatar #24 to #23 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Slept well,got 3ish hours so that will last me all dayHow come it's weird?
User avatar #25 to #24 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
I dunno, it's weird to talk like this with such delay.
And whaddya mean 3ish hours?
User avatar #26 to #25 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Ah. Delay may be kinda long. And 3-ish hours of sleep
User avatar #27 to #26 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Well, **** . Wouldn't it be better to rest more?
User avatar #28 to #27 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Or wouldn't it?
User avatar #29 to #28 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
I can manage just fine with 3 hours
User avatar #30 to #29 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Still, woozy for the day, eh?
Anyway, whatcha up to?
User avatar #31 to #30 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
ABSOLUTELY nothing
User avatar #32 to #31 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Can't steam either? I didn't get why.
User avatar #33 to #32 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Because im too lazy to download
User avatar #34 to #33 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Ah. I see.
User avatar #35 to #34 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Yep I'll get it eventually though
User avatar #36 to #35 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Alright. It's a good essential.
User avatar #37 to #36 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Yep I'll probably get WoT blitz firstly tho
User avatar #38 to #37 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Nice priorities.
Make sure to get more **** too, it'll be fun.
User avatar #39 to #38 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Well I'm still trying to keep games away from phone so I'm not constantly playing on it
User avatar #40 to #39 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
True. But steam's more of a social thingamajigger.
Besides phones are like gameboys too.
#18 - theflamingfire (10/12/2014) [-]
Don't 						****					 with me ill burn you
Don't **** with me ill burn you
User avatar #17 - semenslurpinglily (09/29/2014) [-]
#15 - anon (09/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #12 - thebestpieever (09/09/2014) [-]
Man, that is such a great name.
User avatar #13 to #12 - semenslurpinglily (09/09/2014) [-]
Why thank you. I got it from japan.
User avatar #14 to #13 - thebestpieever (09/09/2014) [-]
That is oddly coherent.
User avatar #6 - mayormilkman (05/11/2013) [-]
lolwut
User avatar #7 to #6 - semenslurpinglily (05/11/2013) [-]
Is that lolwut to me, my username, my actions, or just a recent comment?
User avatar #8 to #7 - mayormilkman (05/11/2013) [-]
The username.
User avatar #9 to #8 - semenslurpinglily (05/11/2013) [-]
Well, it all started when I was just a little seed. As a typical plant, that's when I got my first "thought" as you humans might call them. I was just living as a typical plant seed, absorbing the nutrients I had before I could reach the ground and all of that stuff. The funny part begins when I finally settle down on the ground, where I can grow and make photosynthesis, but plot twist: I actually land on a dead girl! As a plant, I don't really give a **** , but I get a crazy idea: What if I try to connect with this girl's brain? She felt like she was still fresh, and so I somehow made it, adjusting my roots in her head from her left eye, and I manage to control her body, only that I make it more plant-like. I make it so that she doesn't need a hearbeat and that she only needs to breathe one big breath a day, and after everything is complete, the body is completely under my control. Then I try to get my nourishment, since the body's getting dry. I try eating food and drinking water, but the human digestive system apparently doesn't work so well when mixed with me, and so I search far and wide for some way to get my nutrients. Finally, the body can't even move, I was without nourishment for a long time. Funny thing is that a homeless man appears, and by the looks of it, he was really "lonely" to put it with the best words. He takes the body and begins ******* it, and when he cums (luckily early enough), I feel myself being nourished by his semen. And so, I discovered the best way to get nutrition in a human body.

TL;DR: Fap on trees.
User avatar #10 to #9 - mayormilkman (05/11/2013) [-]
At first I thought this would be a copypasta, but...
Fasntnig.
User avatar #2 to #1 - semenslurpinglily (04/28/2013) [-]
Thank you.
You also seem nice, gas-mask christmas-commemorator.
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