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Date Signed Up:2/04/2013
Last Login:11/27/2014
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#12 - This is a great movie idea! [Insert currently famous … 3 hours ago on Amazing Superhero Jokes p1/3 +1
#3 - I guess he's okay with the recognition. 4 hours ago on Dad joke 0
#11 - Except bath. 4 hours ago on Warm 0
#10 - Bath-tub. Make it a thing to warm water. Use a snorkel…  [+] (1 new reply) 4 hours ago on Warm 0
User avatar #11 - semenslurpinglily (4 hours ago) [-]
Except bath.
#20 - Holy balls, I just realized beauty when I saw who thumbed you. 7 hours ago on Food 0
#60 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 9 hours ago on so.. did you know? 0
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#58 - Yay!  [+] (3 new replies) 9 hours ago on so.. did you know? 0
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#17 - It's obviously the screaming thing from Yume Nikki.  [+] (1 new reply) 9 hours ago on Food +4
#19 - rokkarokkaali (7 hours ago) [-]
I think you mean the stare-y thing from ai oni
#11 - Oh yes. 11 hours ago on this cosplay guy 0
#17 - Not if I have a say in it! 11 hours ago on Radical Chadical +1

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#44 - Womens Study Major (11/22/2014) [-]
hora
User avatar #45 to #44 - semenslurpinglily (11/22/2014) [-]
Are you snake?
#43 - semenslurpinglily (11/20/2014) [-]
**semenslurpinglily rolled image**
#42 - cirruss (10/30/2014) [-]
because I'd use this for Halloween
because I'd use this for Halloween
#41 - cirruss has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #20 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Good morning
User avatar #21 to #20 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Heya, morning.
User avatar #22 to #21 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Sleep well?
User avatar #23 to #22 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Yep. And you?
Also comment-chat is welrd.
User avatar #24 to #23 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Slept well,got 3ish hours so that will last me all dayHow come it's weird?
User avatar #25 to #24 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
I dunno, it's weird to talk like this with such delay.
And whaddya mean 3ish hours?
User avatar #26 to #25 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Ah. Delay may be kinda long. And 3-ish hours of sleep
User avatar #27 to #26 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Well, **** . Wouldn't it be better to rest more?
User avatar #28 to #27 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Or wouldn't it?
User avatar #29 to #28 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
I can manage just fine with 3 hours
User avatar #30 to #29 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Still, woozy for the day, eh?
Anyway, whatcha up to?
User avatar #31 to #30 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
ABSOLUTELY nothing
User avatar #32 to #31 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Can't steam either? I didn't get why.
User avatar #33 to #32 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Because im too lazy to download
User avatar #34 to #33 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Ah. I see.
User avatar #35 to #34 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Yep I'll get it eventually though
User avatar #36 to #35 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Alright. It's a good essential.
User avatar #37 to #36 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Yep I'll probably get WoT blitz firstly tho
User avatar #38 to #37 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
Nice priorities.
Make sure to get more **** too, it'll be fun.
User avatar #39 to #38 - chitose (10/19/2014) [-]
Well I'm still trying to keep games away from phone so I'm not constantly playing on it
User avatar #40 to #39 - semenslurpinglily (10/19/2014) [-]
True. But steam's more of a social thingamajigger.
Besides phones are like gameboys too.
#18 - theflamingfire (10/12/2014) [-]
Don't 						****					 with me ill burn you
Don't **** with me ill burn you
User avatar #17 - semenslurpinglily (09/29/2014) [-]
#15 - Womens Study Major (09/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #12 - thebestpieever (09/09/2014) [-]
Man, that is such a great name.
User avatar #13 to #12 - semenslurpinglily (09/09/2014) [-]
Why thank you. I got it from japan.
User avatar #14 to #13 - thebestpieever (09/09/2014) [-]
That is oddly coherent.
User avatar #6 - mayormilkman (05/11/2013) [-]
lolwut
User avatar #7 to #6 - semenslurpinglily (05/11/2013) [-]
Is that lolwut to me, my username, my actions, or just a recent comment?
User avatar #8 to #7 - mayormilkman (05/11/2013) [-]
The username.
User avatar #9 to #8 - semenslurpinglily (05/11/2013) [-]
Well, it all started when I was just a little seed. As a typical plant, that's when I got my first "thought" as you humans might call them. I was just living as a typical plant seed, absorbing the nutrients I had before I could reach the ground and all of that stuff. The funny part begins when I finally settle down on the ground, where I can grow and make photosynthesis, but plot twist: I actually land on a dead girl! As a plant, I don't really give a **** , but I get a crazy idea: What if I try to connect with this girl's brain? She felt like she was still fresh, and so I somehow made it, adjusting my roots in her head from her left eye, and I manage to control her body, only that I make it more plant-like. I make it so that she doesn't need a hearbeat and that she only needs to breathe one big breath a day, and after everything is complete, the body is completely under my control. Then I try to get my nourishment, since the body's getting dry. I try eating food and drinking water, but the human digestive system apparently doesn't work so well when mixed with me, and so I search far and wide for some way to get my nutrients. Finally, the body can't even move, I was without nourishment for a long time. Funny thing is that a homeless man appears, and by the looks of it, he was really "lonely" to put it with the best words. He takes the body and begins ******* it, and when he cums (luckily early enough), I feel myself being nourished by his semen. And so, I discovered the best way to get nutrition in a human body.

TL;DR: Fap on trees.
#46 to #9 - andriod (11/23/2014) [-]
This sounds like something right out of MGQ
User avatar #47 to #46 - semenslurpinglily (11/23/2014) [-]
I am based off of MGQ, so it makes sense.

It also expands some dong.
#48 to #47 - andriod (11/23/2014) [-]
I may have lied
User avatar #49 to #48 - semenslurpinglily (11/23/2014) [-]
All the dongs shall rise, give nutrition, and help our cause!
Plants will suck dicks!
User avatar #10 to #9 - mayormilkman (05/11/2013) [-]
At first I thought this would be a copypasta, but...
Fasntnig.
User avatar #2 to #1 - semenslurpinglily (04/28/2013) [-]
Thank you.
You also seem nice, gas-mask christmas-commemorator.
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