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#104 - Bottom-half fish 12/19/2014 on Decisions 0
#102 - Bottom-half fish 12/19/2014 on Decisions 0
#56 - Every week Hagrid is taking care of a new magical creature and… 12/19/2014 on its not easy being a wizard +4
#53 - They should make a prequel that answers that. Split in two par…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2014 on its not easy being a wizard +1
User avatar #55 - Spavaloo (12/19/2014) [-]
You're forgetting the four part Neville spinoff and the TV miniseries about Hagrid.

Actually, I'd watch the hell out of a Hagrid TV show.
#56 - selfdenyingbeggar (12/19/2014) [-]
Every week Hagrid is taking care of a new magical creature and Team R- eh, I mean, Death Eaters would try to steal it.
#17 - muh ***** 12/19/2014 on Monica 0
#236 - I do. 12/19/2014 on Let's make it a thing 0
#48 - I like bush  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2014 on lol +2
User avatar #49 - redstain (12/19/2014) [-]
To each their own
#19 - it's a barracuda 12/16/2014 on Courageexplain +2
#20 - We've got the Pentagon's top cryptologists working 24/7 trying… 12/13/2014 on Artist transforms drawings... +1
#116 - yuss 12/05/2014 on Yes 0
#114 - of course she is 12/05/2014 on Yes 0
#771 - ADMIN, THIS 12/05/2014 on FJ needs a thumb 0
#769 - looks like some crappy microsoft word insertable images kind of thing.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2014 on FJ needs a thumb +1
#791 - rotiart (12/05/2014) [-]
That design seems to be crappy, Can I help you with something?
#6 - ooohh!! a customer!! WELCOME! Care to spare a thumb? …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2014 on Neo learns from the Matrix +1
#7 - grimfuck (12/05/2014) [-]
I shall reveal my most awsome plan for power and glory.

I Will steal your front page right from your grasp with your own post!
#21 - MFW Batman compliments my Joker-handling abilities. 12/04/2014 on jokes on the joker 0
#160 - they die for the freedom to burn the ******* flag. 12/03/2014 on truth 0
#31 - oh dang. Must be a a great test to see if you can love and be … 12/03/2014 on witty title 0
#30 - lol 12/03/2014 on witty title 0
#153 - oh! they're burning the flag! You really think a soldier would…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/03/2014 on truth -1
#154 - tanstin (12/03/2014) [-]
It is a crime to the government and to the people of America, obviously you lack the concept of understanding symbolism. Its not the piece of cloth that people are enraged for, but the very insult to everything it stands for.
User avatar #171 - Shramin (12/03/2014) [-]
but burning the US flag is the only proper way to take it out of service?
#160 - selfdenyingbeggar (12/03/2014) [-]
they die for the freedom to burn the fucking flag.
User avatar #156 - lyiat (12/03/2014) [-]
It's many things, but it is not a crime.

Johnson v. Texas
User avatar #158 - tanstin (12/03/2014) [-]
Thats fucking ridiculous. Either way, the act is insulting to the american people
#109 - you think we don't know it's a male of the human species? We k… 12/02/2014 on Bailey jay 0
#92 - cry all you want. We'll still call her "she".  [+] (2 new replies) 12/02/2014 on Bailey jay -1
User avatar #97 - lulzdealer (12/02/2014) [-]
Who's crying?

Facts are facts, and that's all I mean to say.
#109 - selfdenyingbeggar (12/02/2014) [-]
you think we don't know it's a male of the human species? We know. It's how wewant to create our experience the reason we choose the words we do.
#623 - "I'll cut my own arm first"  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2014 on For all of you silly gooses 0
#627 - anonymous (12/01/2014) [-]
#6 - The CIA has provocateurs. 11/27/2014 on Moms 0
#22 - I love her. 11/27/2014 on Bill Nyes father 0
#41 - Over-thinking, over-analyzing, separates the body from the min… 11/27/2014 on Complimenting Boobs... 0


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User avatar #77 - themagicdalek (09/13/2014) [-]
ponys are gay
#78 to #77 - selfdenyingbeggar (09/13/2014) [-]
thank you for expressing yourself
#70 - lunargreenhouse (08/01/2014) [-]
Hello there
#72 to #71 - lunargreenhouse (08/01/2014) [-]
You where searching for Brony/Pony board? Or more precise, where they are completely accepted (just not always are the topic)?
#73 to #72 - selfdenyingbeggar (08/01/2014) [-]
Yup. I want to share my alternate ending for My Little Dashie
#74 to #73 - lunargreenhouse (08/01/2014) [-]
Well. From hearsay, I don't know a better place on FJ to share that. We're open to nearly anything, just. Don't expect immediate response on your work before talking a bit and saying hello. They want to know who you are first
#75 to #74 - selfdenyingbeggar (08/01/2014) [-]
really? why? I've always thought that what's important is the message not the messenger. the art, not the artist.
#76 to #75 - lunargreenhouse (08/01/2014) [-]
Its pure curiosity. New persons are something exciting and their work gets overlooked at first.
The message is indeed more important than the messanger in usual.
#54 - lightarcanine (08/01/2014) [-]
Reading through your comments, I see you're an honest person.

I do have a question, though, why exactly do you want to rewrite the ending of the fic?
#55 to #54 - selfdenyingbeggar (08/01/2014) [-]
because I'm not.. content is the word? sattisfied? with Celestia's explanation at the ending of why the protagonist can't go to Equestria. I think I have a reply that both makes sense in a real way to me and that would've convinced Celestia, cus of her wisdom I guess.

So in my alternate ending he does GO to Equestria. And I've been told that i'm not a bad writer myself, I have my linguistic-word (I speak spanish though) intelligence the most developed.
User avatar #56 to #55 - lightarcanine (08/01/2014) [-]
Then I say go for it.

And let me know how it goes.
#57 to #56 - selfdenyingbeggar (08/01/2014) [-]
Here, it's what I've wrote, like the base of it. I'm gonna polish it.

Then I suddenly felt a nod in my heart. I knew I had to do this even if my mind feared that i would not happen I knew I had to try. I knew it was right.

"Celestia? I ask to come into your world."

"I'm sorry but that can't be. It's because of an accident, somethng that should't have happened that Dashie is here and now we have to make things right"

Celestia, you work with magic, I assume you must believe in some higher power. What is an accident but something that happens regardless of everyones expectations as to what it should BE? I do believe this isn't just some random mistake, it has healed my heart and know I want to be with the person I love, I'm from this world but I've loved yours from the moment I've watched the TV show. I felt like I wanted to escape from here and go to your world. Who are we to question existence and what has already happened?

"In truth there's another reason. I can't allow you to come to Equestria because I cannot predict what effects would a human living in our world would have. I cannot take the risk that the seed of evil will take hold there as it has done in this world"

Celestia, what I've learned from my life, my life with Dashie and being a human in this world is that basing your actions on fear is what creates a world like this. It's what most people do on this planet. It's what makes us close our hearts from one another.

I'd be the only human in equestria and afte ri died there's be no other and since this happened and had such an effect in my life, perhaps some good can come out of this path. If something shouldn't be, then it simply wouldn't be. Can you at least try to take me there?
User avatar #58 to #57 - lightarcanine (08/01/2014) [-]
It seems plausible.
#60 to #58 - selfdenyingbeggar (08/01/2014) [-]
Also the whole "this all shouldn't have happened" seems like a very immature respone for a "horse goddess". Trying to get "life back to normal" when change happens is a very human thing to do (cus of fear) insted of embracing where unpredictable change leads us which i think is a more positive attitude
#59 to #58 - selfdenyingbeggar (08/01/2014) [-]
the thing about basing your actions on fear is true. It is what he did when he didn't tell Dashie about her origin and that ultimately hurt her and yeah it's what we're programme dto do in this world which separates us.

Also, his desire from the verybeginning is to BE in Equestria, it comes full circle.

The writing needs some work, it's my ideas and I have to put it in their character personalities.

Hmmmm anything that you'd like to point out?

(also yeah i know there are many mistakes, I was writing and thinking it)
User avatar #61 to #59 - lightarcanine (08/01/2014) [-]
If anything, add more description of how the characters are acting at this point. Otherwise, it seems like hollow speech.
#62 to #61 - selfdenyingbeggar (08/01/2014) [-]
oh yeah haha I just wanted to write those ideas Before I Forget and you're right.

do you agree on my points? the other replies I just made
User avatar #63 to #62 - lightarcanine (08/01/2014) [-]
It's good to show the Princess as Childish, adds depth.
#66 to #63 - selfdenyingbeggar (08/01/2014) [-]
(if you're talking about what she tells to the protagonist I think it also shows how much the protagonist has grown, he reaches a stage of maturity at the end and not in the traditional forced view of "I'm an adult now so i know it must be painful". But in the "live is the answer, not fear" kind of way.

#64 to #63 - selfdenyingbeggar (08/01/2014) [-]
Celestia? childish how?
User avatar #65 to #64 - lightarcanine (08/01/2014) [-]
"It shouldn't have happened" or "That's just not how it works"
#51 - presidentmoose (06/23/2014) [-]
See? OP always delivers, my friend. Can I count on your vote? or maybe a subscription?
#52 to #51 - selfdenyingbeggar (06/23/2014) [-]
it's gorgeous. You have my sword.
User avatar #53 to #52 - presidentmoose (06/23/2014) [-]
And you have my Moose
User avatar #49 - sniperfumbles (05/29/2013) [-]
You waded through a red sea to educate others. I respect you.
#50 to #49 - selfdenyingbeggar (05/29/2013) [-]
Man, your comment made me feel better, thanks.
#35 - lulzfoursandyhook (05/02/2013) [-]
hahaha dumbass christian go somewhere else with your christfag ******** . darwin is the only truth. evolution is a fact
#36 to #35 - selfdenyingbeggar (05/02/2013) [-]

You're a disgrace to atheists. Your comment is the equivalent to "You atheist satan adroing piece of **** . You're going to hell because you don't love god".
#37 to #36 - lulzfoursandyhook (05/02/2013) [-]
hahahahaha i'm not afraid of your imaginary torture realm. your threats are meaningless to me!!! hahaha stupid ass
#38 to #37 - selfdenyingbeggar (05/02/2013) [-]
Dude, seriously, you've got the wrong guy. I'm not a christian. Go bother someone else.

And also btw, you're a terrible troll. You sound like a child.
#39 to #38 - lulzfoursandyhook (05/02/2013) [-]
lol do you think i care about being called a troll by a fail troll? you're not so good at trolling either buddy. now **** off , you science denying christfag.
#40 to #39 - selfdenyingbeggar (05/02/2013) [-]
now that you have replied defending yourself I know it affected you.
#41 to #40 - lulzfoursandyhook (05/02/2013) [-]
didn't you just ******* reply defending yourself. lol you're so stupid dude. no wonder you believe in bronze age fairy tales
#42 to #41 - selfdenyingbeggar (05/02/2013) [-]
I did so from a detached point of view. Right know I'm trying to get some sense into you if you indeed think I'm a christian and are mocking me because of it. If you're a troll, I don't know what feelings are you trying to get off your chest, maybe telling me about it would be better.

I know on the other side there's another person who laughs, probably has some secrets, has loved and probably hasn't been loved back. I want to stay with that image because I feel there's a friend there.

You can continue mocking me if you like but this is not the christian you're looking for
#44 to #42 - lulzfoursandyhook (05/02/2013) [-]
>detacthed point of view

so another words u were just pretending to be a troll right? lol sure buddy
#43 to #42 - lulzfoursandyhook (05/02/2013) [-]
lol i'm getting pretty sick of your logical fallacies dude. you believe in a book of lies. just admit that you're a woman hating, bigoted racist faggot who holds back progress by spreading myths! i ******* hate you fundies
#45 to #43 - selfdenyingbeggar (05/02/2013) [-]
so you hate me because I hate?

...? do you see it?
#46 to #45 - lulzfoursandyhook (05/02/2013) [-]
lol is that ur pitiful attempt at logic? ahahaha u have no logic dude thats why your a christian
#47 to #46 - selfdenyingbeggar (05/02/2013) [-]
and what are you?
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User avatar #9 - hueyfreeman (09/04/2012) [-]

Well this one's good... I'll see if I can't find some more...
#13 to #9 - selfdenyingbeggar (09/04/2012) [-]
**** me! that song is good. thank you.
User avatar #14 to #13 - hueyfreeman (09/04/2012) [-]
No problem bro. Happy to help out a fellow FJ user any day.
User avatar #10 to #9 - hueyfreeman (09/04/2012) [-]

I like this one, won't find it on ITunes though
#15 to #10 - selfdenyingbeggar (09/04/2012) [-]
this one I liked but it's for a different mood than I am right now (not sure if that's how you say it eng 2nd lang)
User avatar #11 to #10 - hueyfreeman (09/04/2012) [-]

Not really dubstep, but good songs nonetheless. If you want to go check out some of these artists' other music, go for it. I haven't really looked into mimosa, the guys who made psychadelic stereo, but glitch mob is ******* great, I haven't heard a bad song by them. Yeah, enjoy.

also I think the devil's den is skrillex's only good song
#16 to #11 - selfdenyingbeggar (09/04/2012) [-]
zombie one was also pretty good, more so towards the ending and animus vox is great
User avatar #12 to #11 - hueyfreeman (09/04/2012) [-]

I forgot that psychadelic stereo one... here it is
#17 to #12 - selfdenyingbeggar (09/04/2012) [-]
I loved this sound. thanks a lot. I think this and the first one were my favs. You've made someone happy today.
User avatar #18 to #17 - hueyfreeman (09/04/2012) [-]
Yeah man, enjoy
#19 to #18 - selfdenyingbeggar (09/04/2012) [-]
I might be going to a completely different side. But if you listen to neverland by marillion you'll get a rape-your-heart feeling. or anesthesize by porcupine tree when you're feeling paralyzed. or I'd recommend animals or meddle by pink floyd (they're both albums)
User avatar #20 to #19 - hueyfreeman (09/04/2012) [-]
Alright, I'll go listen to those when I have some time. I'm doing some online class work browsing fj in another tab :P
#6 - unncommon (08/28/2012) [-]
I'm such a good person.
#21 to #6 - selfdenyingbeggar (10/08/2012) [-]
It hasn't gotten old, I just saw it and started laughing. Nice try though
#7 to #3 - selfdenyingbeggar (08/28/2012) [-]
I ******* love you
User avatar #8 to #7 - unncommon (08/28/2012) [-]
I love you too.
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