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#31 - I mean, my bro started to poke his little belly hole wit a pen…  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on Homeward bound -1
User avatar #32 - paradoxenigma (1 hour ago) [-]
Why did you leave it in the laundry room?
#30 - Yeah I swear. I haven't got pictures because kids didn't use t… 1 hour ago on Homeward bound 0
#28 - >he is still moving. He crawls towards my brother, I think …  [+] (4 new replies) 1 hour ago on Homeward bound +2
#29 - paradoxenigma (1 hour ago) [-]
I-is this real life?
#31 - selfdenyingbeggar (1 hour ago) [-]
I mean, my bro started to poke his little belly hole wit a pen and It didn't take more than a minute until he decided to see what was in haha
User avatar #32 - paradoxenigma (1 hour ago) [-]
Why did you leave it in the laundry room?
#30 - selfdenyingbeggar (1 hour ago) [-]
Yeah I swear. I haven't got pictures because kids didn't use to own Ipads but you can ask me whatever you want. I DO have a pic of me my brother sis and friend at the time.
#31 - Don't worry, i noticed and I went home and gave it to your mother 3 hours ago on Godless Heathen 0
#199 - Oh they're protecting me? by guarding afghan poppy fields so t… 3 hours ago on Good Guy Soldier -1
#19 - STORY TIME This actually happenned >Be 6-…  [+] (8 new replies) 3 hours ago on Homeward bound +1
User avatar #35 - brokenhalf (52 minutes ago) [-]
thumb cuz soul edge
User avatar #25 - zarcos (2 hours ago) [-]
reptiles are not good pets for kids...
User avatar #22 - paradoxenigma (2 hours ago) [-]
Please
#28 - selfdenyingbeggar (1 hour ago) [-]
>he is still moving. He crawls towards my brother, I think
>grab him again and throw him
>this time he lands and doesn't move anymore
>it felt bad
>remember the woman saying" why did i do it" from the Pianist?
>Wasn't AS bad but still pretty bad
>Put him on his Pet Shop box with some paper to burn it and make him a funeral, we did love him
>I tell them to say some words, don't remember theirs, I said that he was beautiful and that I loved him and tha tI was sorry and that I hoped he was okay where he was now
>Start the fire
>wow it's a big fire...
>ohshit oh shit oh shit
>too much smoke. We put it out and check the contents. The mouse has a little red dot on his stomach, I guess the fire did it
>Put him in landry room and call it a night
>Next morning we go and I experience for the first time the smell of death
>It really is fucking nasty and this was a tiny mouse with a night's lenght of decomposition, imagine a dead human...
>Anyway my brother decides to rip him open and perform an autopsy
>Separated all his little organs into neat, tagged, Ziploc bags

The End
#29 - paradoxenigma (1 hour ago) [-]
I-is this real life?
#31 - selfdenyingbeggar (1 hour ago) [-]
I mean, my bro started to poke his little belly hole wit a pen and It didn't take more than a minute until he decided to see what was in haha
User avatar #32 - paradoxenigma (1 hour ago) [-]
Why did you leave it in the laundry room?
#30 - selfdenyingbeggar (1 hour ago) [-]
Yeah I swear. I haven't got pictures because kids didn't use to own Ipads but you can ask me whatever you want. I DO have a pic of me my brother sis and friend at the time.
#25 - Bravo. 4 hours ago on Some Random Interesting Facts +3
#9 - how is the original joke? 4 hours ago on the irony 0
#294 - This gave me an idea O_O POSITIVE HAPPY TREE FRI… 5 hours ago on Positive Happy Thread 0
#86 - and you're so stupid you did it anyway.  [+] (5 new replies) 8 hours ago on Good Guy Soldier -7
User avatar #103 - someponynew (7 hours ago) [-]
I think that you're misreading the situation that the soldiers are in.

They ARE trained to kill.

That is what soldiers. Are for.
To protect (killing/defending), To Serve (Community and world service)

So when you say they are just trained killing machines, you are only partially right.

Also, machines don't get crippling disorders like PTSD.
User avatar #183 - jayblue (4 hours ago) [-]
Multiple ex-military personnel have told me that combat isn't even how most people diagnosed with ptsd get it. It's usually the sick extra stuff they experience. Besides, their brains are molded during training to be at least partially ok with participating in war.
User avatar #191 - someponynew (4 hours ago) [-]
okay. Thanks for informing me, that's actually kind of weird.
User avatar #123 - jewbob (6 hours ago) [-]
They don't really even train you unless you're gonna get deployed.
User avatar #124 - someponynew (6 hours ago) [-]
Kinda my point.

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#51 - presidentmoose (06/23/2014) [-]
See? OP always delivers, my friend. Can I count on your vote? or maybe a subscription?
#52 to #51 - selfdenyingbeggar (06/23/2014) [-]
it's gorgeous. You have my sword.
User avatar #53 to #52 - presidentmoose (06/23/2014) [-]
And you have my Moose
User avatar #49 - sniperfumbles (05/29/2013) [-]
You waded through a red sea to educate others. I respect you.
#50 to #49 - selfdenyingbeggar (05/29/2013) [-]
Man, your comment made me feel better, thanks.
#35 - lulzfoursandyhook (05/02/2013) [-]
hahaha dumbass christian go somewhere else with your christfag bullshit. darwin is the only truth. evolution is a fact
#36 to #35 - selfdenyingbeggar (05/02/2013) [-]
...

You're a disgrace to atheists. Your comment is the equivalent to "You atheist satan adroing piece of shit. You're going to hell because you don't love god".
#37 to #36 - lulzfoursandyhook (05/02/2013) [-]
hahahahaha i'm not afraid of your imaginary torture realm. your threats are meaningless to me!!! hahaha stupid ass
#38 to #37 - selfdenyingbeggar (05/02/2013) [-]
Dude, seriously, you've got the wrong guy. I'm not a christian. Go bother someone else.

And also btw, you're a terrible troll. You sound like a child.
#39 to #38 - lulzfoursandyhook (05/02/2013) [-]
lol do you think i care about being called a troll by a fail troll? you're not so good at trolling either buddy. now fuck off , you science denying christfag.
#40 to #39 - selfdenyingbeggar (05/02/2013) [-]
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now that you have replied defending yourself I know it affected you.
#41 to #40 - lulzfoursandyhook (05/02/2013) [-]
didn't you just fucking reply defending yourself. lol you're so stupid dude. no wonder you believe in bronze age fairy tales
#42 to #41 - selfdenyingbeggar (05/02/2013) [-]
I did so from a detached point of view. Right know I'm trying to get some sense into you if you indeed think I'm a christian and are mocking me because of it. If you're a troll, I don't know what feelings are you trying to get off your chest, maybe telling me about it would be better.

I know on the other side there's another person who laughs, probably has some secrets, has loved and probably hasn't been loved back. I want to stay with that image because I feel there's a friend there.

You can continue mocking me if you like but this is not the christian you're looking for
#44 to #42 - lulzfoursandyhook (05/02/2013) [-]
>detacthed point of view

so another words u were just pretending to be a troll right? lol sure buddy
#43 to #42 - lulzfoursandyhook (05/02/2013) [-]
lol i'm getting pretty sick of your logical fallacies dude. you believe in a book of lies. just admit that you're a woman hating, bigoted racist faggot who holds back progress by spreading myths! i fucking hate you fundies
#45 to #43 - selfdenyingbeggar (05/02/2013) [-]
so you hate me because I hate?

...? do you see it?
#46 to #45 - lulzfoursandyhook (05/02/2013) [-]
lol is that ur pitiful attempt at logic? ahahaha u have no logic dude thats why your a christian
#47 to #46 - selfdenyingbeggar (05/02/2013) [-]
and what are you?
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User avatar #9 - hueyfreeman (09/04/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dosVibwAIs

Well this one's good... I'll see if I can't find some more...
#13 to #9 - selfdenyingbeggar (09/04/2012) [-]
fuck me! that song is good. thank you.
User avatar #14 to #13 - hueyfreeman (09/04/2012) [-]
No problem bro. Happy to help out a fellow FJ user any day.
User avatar #10 to #9 - hueyfreeman (09/04/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYzyABA-prw

I like this one, won't find it on ITunes though
#15 to #10 - selfdenyingbeggar (09/04/2012) [-]
this one I liked but it's for a different mood than I am right now (not sure if that's how you say it eng 2nd lang)
User avatar #11 to #10 - hueyfreeman (09/04/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQKZrDqvldg
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwXyxBRRxOk

Not really dubstep, but good songs nonetheless. If you want to go check out some of these artists' other music, go for it. I haven't really looked into mimosa, the guys who made psychadelic stereo, but glitch mob is fucking great, I haven't heard a bad song by them. Yeah, enjoy.

also I think the devil's den is skrillex's only good song
#16 to #11 - selfdenyingbeggar (09/04/2012) [-]
zombie one was also pretty good, more so towards the ending and animus vox is great
User avatar #12 to #11 - hueyfreeman (09/04/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXHhKIChMbw

I forgot that psychadelic stereo one... here it is
#17 to #12 - selfdenyingbeggar (09/04/2012) [-]
I loved this sound. thanks a lot. I think this and the first one were my favs. You've made someone happy today.
User avatar #18 to #17 - hueyfreeman (09/04/2012) [-]
Yeah man, enjoy
#19 to #18 - selfdenyingbeggar (09/04/2012) [-]
I might be going to a completely different side. But if you listen to neverland by marillion you'll get a rape-your-heart feeling. or anesthesize by porcupine tree when you're feeling paralyzed. or I'd recommend animals or meddle by pink floyd (they're both albums)
User avatar #20 to #19 - hueyfreeman (09/04/2012) [-]
Alright, I'll go listen to those when I have some time. I'm doing some online class work browsing fj in another tab :P
#6 - unncommon (08/28/2012) [-]
I'm such a good person.
#21 to #6 - selfdenyingbeggar (10/08/2012) [-]
It hasn't gotten old, I just saw it and started laughing. Nice try though
#7 to #3 - selfdenyingbeggar (08/28/2012) [-]
I fucking love you
User avatar #8 to #7 - unncommon (08/28/2012) [-]
I love you too.
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