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#93 - Here have this 11/09/2014 on Please no +1
#14 - Picture  [+] (4 replies) 11/06/2014 on Gummy Bears +134
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#63 - fukkendragonite (11/07/2014) [-]
We got so caught up in the idea that we could, we forgot to ask ourselves if we should
#45 - siriusfakk (11/07/2014) [-]
Yeh.
#39 - anon (11/07/2014) [-]
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck...
#24 - anon (11/07/2014) [-]
Honestly? at this point I'm amazed that someone had to even ask for this.
This was pretty much inevitable.
#70 - Most females have a cloaca, most males have hemipenes (double …  [+] (1 reply) 11/06/2014 on Mfw 5th day of no-fap November 0
#78 - cloaca (11/08/2014) [-]
Both are technically me. The hemipenis is actually just located inside the cloaca as well, but when not expanded, it can form little bulges on the inside of the main plate hiding me.

..... that snake picture you posted (not the link, the picture) seems to have had an injury, it is missing that covering plate.
#3 - Source Recipe Ingredients - 1 Cup of Vanilla Ice Cream…  [+] (4 replies) 11/01/2014 on Cookie +5
#11 - anon (11/02/2014) [-]
What you describe is not a cocktail. (in any sense of the word)
cock·tail (n.)
1. Any of various mixed alcoholic drinks consisting usually of brandy, whiskey, vodka, or gin combined with fruit juices or other liquors and often served chilled.
2. Medicine
a. A mixture of drugs, usually in solution, for the diagnosis or treatment of a condition.
b. A treatment regimen that includes a combination of several drugs, so that their combined effect is more potent than that of any of the drugs used individually.
3. An appetizer made by combining pieces of food, such as fruit or seafood: fruit cocktail; shrimp cocktail.

Reference: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition copyright ©2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company
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#10 - traks (11/02/2014) [-]
Needs more white russian
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#9 - darksideofthebeast (11/01/2014) [-]
5 parts vodka*
#7 - pokemonstheshiz (11/01/2014) [-]
That's not a cocktail at all
#19 - Can anyone make just the gif of this image without the tumblr stuff?  [+] (1 reply) 10/27/2014 on CUTE DROPE over dose 0
#21 - semenslurpinglily (10/27/2014) [-]
Because you can't google.