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Date Signed Up:5/01/2012
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User avatar #341 - canyou (11/30/2014) [-]
I hope you're okay buddy
User avatar #342 to #341 - sekeido ONLINE (11/30/2014) [-]
appreciate it man
today was pretty ****** ******
User avatar #329 - puffyclouds (09/25/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #330 to #329 - sekeido ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
hey ^-^
User avatar #331 to #330 - puffyclouds (09/25/2014) [-]
so,umm
yeah...

it just happened and i liked it
User avatar #332 to #331 - sekeido ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
Understandable. It's a new drug you've never tried before. I never liked it myself, but maybe that's because I was force fed it.
User avatar #333 to #332 - puffyclouds (09/25/2014) [-]
i liked it..
and i've been constantly on it since monday
idk if i wanna sleep or not tonight
User avatar #334 to #333 - sekeido ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
Don't overdo it, promise me you won't do it too much. It sound like you already have. I'm concerned, man you really don't want to destroy your mind with that **** . It can be really bad. It will ultimately amplify any personality disorders you might have.
User avatar #335 to #334 - puffyclouds (09/25/2014) [-]
ye, but right now i know i've had more than i should
but if i fall asleep tonight i won't be able to get up for school tomorrow
tomorrow is a very important school day
so if i don't sleep tonight and take more i'll be able to go through the day and do the project thingy
User avatar #336 to #335 - sekeido ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
I had the same logic in my head when I was high on adderal with my friend, but realistically, you have to sleep. You have to. It's unhealthy not to.

sorry for the long wait for the reply, I'm babysitting somebody's kid
User avatar #337 to #336 - puffyclouds (09/25/2014) [-]
it's only for tonight
i'll sleep through the entire weekend and i won't do it as often as i have this week
User avatar #338 to #337 - sekeido ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
>i'll sleep through the entire weekend

I hope you at some point realize there is a problem here and stop doing bad drugs
User avatar #339 to #338 - puffyclouds (09/25/2014) [-]
well, i won't be using the entire weekend just to sleep
i'm gonna go visit family and friends back in my home town
but i'll rest, let the **** get out of the body so that i'm sober when school starts again next week
User avatar #340 to #339 - sekeido ONLINE (09/25/2014) [-]
stay sober if you can for me ok?
User avatar #327 - articulate (09/20/2014) [-]
Yo, forget about the bud. I just applied for a job and if they're going to drug test me this is the cleanest I've been in years. This is a good opportunity for me, so I can't afford to **** it up.
User avatar #328 to #327 - sekeido ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
Hey man, I'm sorry I couldn't hook you up. Legitimately, I feel terrible about it. I've been cleaning up myself looking for a job too actually. Not on purpose, but when you've been dry for two weeks and you plan on moving out soon, being sober isn't a bad idea.

We should totally still chill sometime, and buy a big sack once we have money for it.
User avatar #326 to #325 - sekeido ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
i just got on
how you do dis?
User avatar #301 - articulate (09/12/2014) [-]
Dude, think you could introduce me to your dealer? I need some bud to smoke. I just started at a trade school and some bud would seriously hit the spot after a long day of carving wood.
User avatar #302 to #301 - sekeido ONLINE (09/14/2014) [-]
I might know a guy who can help us out, we should chill sometime first tho.
User avatar #303 to #302 - articulate (09/14/2014) [-]
Sure, but I don't think you're really understanding me here. For the past several years I have smoked every single day. Suddenly I am without. I want weed. If I hadn't learned the basic needs of life in science class I would be tempted to say I need it.
User avatar #322 to #303 - sekeido ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
No money at all man. Not for a really long time.
User avatar #323 to #322 - articulate (09/15/2014) [-]
Damn man ya really lettin me down, or rather pushing me down lower.
User avatar #324 to #323 - sekeido ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Well **** bro, I'm really sorry. I wish I had money to middle man it, we could get high, chill and watch Rick and Morty, but I don't. I'll have to ask around for chores so I can get some cash.
User avatar #304 to #303 - sekeido ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
I totally feel you on the smoking every day front. That's the life I want to live.

I'm saying we should hang first for a few reasons: I have to confirm you're not a cop or something (which I don't think you are, but I wanna be safe about it), and it'd be easier for me to hit up dealers when we're chilling and I know you have money on you that I can give them when they arrive.
User avatar #305 to #304 - articulate (09/15/2014) [-]
I have 33$ and I'm not a cop... I can give you a timestamped photo of my pipes if you want...
User avatar #306 to #305 - sekeido ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
That would actually be pretty convenient... Tomorrow sound good? I can start hitting people up now and probably have a response by morning.
#307 to #306 - articulate (09/15/2014) [-]
I have school from 8-4. that's why I said this weekend. I tried sending the pic to my email but it's taking awhile. Here's a picture I took though. You can know it's mine because I posted it as content. Speaking of confirmation though; how do I know you're not some creep after my lucky charms?
User avatar #308 to #307 - sekeido ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
I thought you were a dude? ._.
User avatar #309 to #308 - articulate (09/15/2014) [-]
I am, but that doesn't mean you don't want a piece of this ass.
User avatar #310 to #309 - sekeido ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
better show me them asscheeks then
User avatar #311 to #310 - articulate (09/15/2014) [-]
No butt, really. You could be waiting to rape me and murder my corpse. Or vice versa.
User avatar #312 to #311 - sekeido ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Nah man, I won't do that. I share your fears tho, definitely don't wanna get raped and murdered. Or arrested. Mostly I don't want to get arrested.
User avatar #313 to #312 - articulate (09/15/2014) [-]
Aight, well, I'll trust you because you're into music. How should we go about this then? Wanna meet in a dark alley somewhere public first?
User avatar #314 to #313 - sekeido ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Yeah man, what about Layton Hills Mall? That's within walking distance of my house.
User avatar #315 to #314 - articulate (09/15/2014) [-]
Never heard of it.
User avatar #316 to #315 - sekeido ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
It's easy to find, just take the freeway up to the Layton/Clearfield area and you'll pass it. Google maps it yo.
User avatar #317 to #316 - articulate (09/15/2014) [-]
**** man that's 40 mins away.
User avatar #318 to #317 - sekeido ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
The only other option is for you to meet me at some train station in the Salt Lake area. I don't have a car.
User avatar #319 to #318 - articulate (09/15/2014) [-]
If you can bring the bud I don't mind meeting you in a strange area. I just don't really want to drive 40 mins after school cuz I'll already be pretty tired.
User avatar #320 to #319 - sekeido ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
I don't have anybody who fronts bud... It seems the only choice is to wait until next weekend...
User avatar #321 to #320 - articulate (09/15/2014) [-]
You don't have enough money to middleman it? I can give you the 3$ as a tip QQ
User avatar #292 - articulate (09/07/2014) [-]
Yo, how much is weed around here?
User avatar #293 to #292 - sekeido ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
free, come toke my *****
User avatar #294 to #293 - articulate (09/07/2014) [-]
Aight omw. I've already tracked your IP to get your address. But really, I only have 10$ which I was going to use to buy a new bow off another FJer from the SLC area, but he says he cant sell it.
User avatar #295 to #294 - sekeido ONLINE (09/07/2014) [-]
lol I don't have weed actually
User avatar #296 to #295 - articulate (09/07/2014) [-]
right, but how much is it? in MA i paid 10 for .5 20 for 1g, 50 for an eight, 80 for a quarter.
User avatar #297 to #296 - sekeido ONLINE (09/08/2014) [-]
It really depends on the dealer, but I've found it pretty easy to get a half 8th for 20.
User avatar #298 to #297 - articulate (09/08/2014) [-]
Damn, that's cheap. We oughtta get 20$ together, get some bud, and get blasted.
User avatar #299 to #298 - sekeido ONLINE (09/09/2014) [-]
hell yeagh
User avatar #300 to #299 - articulate (09/09/2014) [-]
How's friday/saturday?
#290 - takearogue (08/23/2014) [-]
these are low c cups
User avatar #291 to #290 - sekeido ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
Yep, that's about as high as I'll go also.
User avatar #283 - sekeido ONLINE (05/22/2014) [-]
how goest the thing legendaryhero? ^-^
User avatar #285 to #283 - legendaryhero (05/22/2014) [-]
oh lel the thing.
uhhh
User avatar #287 to #285 - legendaryhero (05/22/2014) [-]
I didn't work on it for, maybe 2 weeks.
I had my last exam today. I hope you understand.
Now I have vacantion and more time.
User avatar #286 to #285 - sekeido ONLINE (05/22/2014) [-]
lololol no worries man, take all the time you need
User avatar #284 to #283 - legendaryhero (05/22/2014) [-]
Oh, I am doing fine. You?


why?
#275 - legendaryhero (05/05/2014) [-]
Hey there,

I am working on that comic you requested me to do.
I just wanted to stop by and say hello and to let you know that I don't just throw my requests away. Like some users do..
But anyway, this is going to be a hard task.. Not only because I never made a comic before but also because I am not really familiar with the characters, but all that is fine! My exams are coming up so I have less time to work on the comic, so it might take awhile.
I suggest you not to wait for it, haha.

Anyhow, I hope you stay patient and have a nice day!
User avatar #276 to #275 - sekeido ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
Your art is so good ♥ I can have a waits
User avatar #277 to #276 - legendaryhero (05/05/2014) [-]
Woah, you suddenly got online!
uh thank you for the coompliment!
Also, I might do a couple of more pages.. Instead of 2-3
User avatar #278 to #277 - sekeido ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
Man that's awesome! Remember to pay attention to like, grammar and spelling and storyline and all that jazz. Really give it your all, and people will totally start to seek you out! (especially considering I'm going to advertise the **** out of you ♥)
User avatar #279 to #278 - legendaryhero (05/05/2014) [-]
Haha, please don't advertise. I just started, I am not sure how this will turn out.
Be prepared for the worst. srsly.
User avatar #280 to #279 - sekeido ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
psh you so modest
User avatar #281 to #280 - legendaryhero (05/05/2014) [-]
prntscr.com/3gb6qt

a sketch for a panel
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and ohman, storyline in porn. so hard.
User avatar #282 to #281 - sekeido ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
dis gon b gud
User avatar #273 - yourcousinspencer (04/07/2014) [-]
hows it goin cuz
User avatar #274 to #273 - sekeido ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
it's goin' man
Still makin' the best tunes ever
#218 - miia ONLINE (02/10/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #264 to #218 - sekeido ONLINE (03/11/2014) [-]
>'.')>
User avatar #265 to #264 - miia ONLINE (03/11/2014) [-]
wut
User avatar #266 to #265 - sekeido ONLINE (03/11/2014) [-]
tfw no hug images on this computer ;-;
User avatar #267 to #266 - miia ONLINE (03/11/2014) [-]
o
User avatar #268 to #267 - sekeido ONLINE (03/11/2014) [-]
your images make me smile a lot c:
User avatar #270 to #269 - sekeido ONLINE (03/11/2014) [-]
>u<
User avatar #243 to #218 - sekeido ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
I had one for like two months
it borked :c
User avatar #244 to #243 - miia ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
shouldnt have dropped it
User avatar #245 to #244 - sekeido ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
I had to blow my nose tho
and toilet paper was in the bathroom
User avatar #246 to #245 - miia ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
ewwwww
User avatar #247 to #246 - sekeido ONLINE (03/11/2014) [-]
-w-
#248 to #247 - miia ONLINE (03/11/2014) [-]
**miia rolled user warwolfrider **
**miia rolled user warwolfrider **
User avatar #259 to #248 - warwolfrider (03/11/2014) [-]
Idk whats going on but i think i like it
User avatar #249 to #248 - sekeido ONLINE (03/11/2014) [-]
how was things today/
User avatar #250 to #249 - miia ONLINE (03/11/2014) [-]
Gooood
User avatar #251 to #250 - sekeido ONLINE (03/11/2014) [-]
good
User avatar #253 to #252 - sekeido ONLINE (03/11/2014) [-]
I want one of those things
to snuggle and be mine and stuff
User avatar #271 to #253 - snuggle (03/17/2014) [-]
i'm lonely
User avatar #272 to #271 - sekeido ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
me too ♥
#254 to #253 - miia ONLINE (03/11/2014) [-]
"and stuff"
User avatar #255 to #254 - sekeido ONLINE (03/11/2014) [-]
I'm lonely :I
#256 to #255 - miia ONLINE (03/11/2014) [-]
hookers
User avatar #257 to #256 - sekeido ONLINE (03/11/2014) [-]
no thanks
I want like, one person, for a solid lifetime or so
User avatar #258 to #257 - miia ONLINE (03/11/2014) [-]
put her on a retainer
User avatar #260 to #258 - sekeido ONLINE (03/11/2014) [-]
omg no
I want someone I can fall in love withhhhh
User avatar #261 to #260 - miia ONLINE (03/11/2014) [-]
put HER on a retainer and then fall in love with her
User avatar #262 to #261 - sekeido ONLINE (03/11/2014) [-]
;-;
help
#263 to #262 - miia ONLINE (03/11/2014) [-]
#220 to #219 - miia ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
fiiiiine but we havent talked in ages
User avatar #221 to #220 - sekeido ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
it's been like
a month
what's up?
#222 to #221 - miia ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
i just started a 2nd playthrough of Dead Space 1
im at the part where the first necromorph appears
TIme for **** to hit the fan
User avatar #223 to #222 - sekeido ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
sounds like you're in the zone, gaming style
I wish I could join you. Video games are tits.
User avatar #226 to #223 - miia ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
****** HELL
i lagged right after i got the plasmacutter and opened the door to the first kill
spent way more ammo than was necessary


anyway whats up with you
User avatar #228 to #226 - sekeido ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
ah

um

yeah a lot of really

stuff is going on for sure
User avatar #230 to #228 - miia ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
like?
User avatar #231 to #230 - sekeido ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
My ex girlfriend, music, and paranoia.
#232 to #231 - miia ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
that sounds stressful

do you need a lamia hug?
User avatar #233 to #232 - sekeido ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
several
please god just let that become a real thing that happens
#235 to #234 - sekeido ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
thanks
thanks
#236 to #235 - miia ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
12 minutes into Dead Space

thats enough for today
User avatar #237 to #236 - sekeido ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
I said good luck for a reason tho
like
I totally said good luck
#238 to #237 - miia ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
maybe i should replay the mass effect trilogy instead
User avatar #239 to #238 - sekeido ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
if you have any smart device like a tablet or smartphone
you should get Badland
User avatar #240 to #239 - miia ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
what that
User avatar #241 to #240 - sekeido ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
one-button game
same art style as Limbo
probably same producers too
very artistic, good difficulty progression
highly recommend
User avatar #242 to #241 - miia ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
probably wont be getting a smart device
#224 to #223 - miia ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
i just made it through the scary "you have no weapons and stuff is trying to kill you"
okay here we go
User avatar #225 to #224 - sekeido ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
it gets harder
good luck ♥
User avatar #229 to #225 - miia ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
gawd im so tense
User avatar #227 to #225 - miia ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
Yup. 2nd playthrough after all. at least i get the military RIG
#210 - ichimarugin (01/27/2014) [-]
I just spotted jimi hendrix on this page.   
   
Let's be friends forever and ever.
I just spotted jimi hendrix on this page.

Let's be friends forever and ever.

User avatar #211 to #210 - sekeido ONLINE (01/27/2014) [-]
**** yeah man, nothing beats Hendrix.
#212 to #211 - ichimarugin (01/27/2014) [-]
Ye, I hear you.
Ye, I hear you.

User avatar #213 to #212 - sekeido ONLINE (01/27/2014) [-]
I know this is pretty beta, but I can play any Hendrix song on Expert almost flawlessly on Guitar Hero.
#214 to #213 - ichimarugin (01/27/2014) [-]
I used to own guitar hero on my xbox, I felt like a 						*******					 idiot playing it.    
   
That would probably work as a pretty good pick up line though.
I used to own guitar hero on my xbox, I felt like a ******* idiot playing it.

That would probably work as a pretty good pick up line though.
User avatar #215 to #214 - sekeido ONLINE (01/27/2014) [-]
Where I live, it actually probably would. ******* Utah. I only got to play it at my cousin's house for a month or so before I got him arrested... Nowadays I'm a man of Smash Bros. Brawl online. I own the map with Game and Watch, who is by far the best character on that game.
User avatar #216 to #215 - ichimarugin (01/27/2014) [-]
I'd really love to talk more about awesome **** , but I'm about to fall out of my chair from being tired as **** .

I'll catch you later.
User avatar #217 to #216 - sekeido ONLINE (01/27/2014) [-]
I'm pretty tired myself. Have a good night broski. Noot. ♪
#182 - kokanum (01/21/2014) [-]
Hey, we've been needing to talk!
User avatar #203 to #182 - sekeido ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
I don't have any recommendations you haven't already heard then...
User avatar #204 to #203 - kokanum (01/21/2014) [-]
Maybe
Give me some
User avatar #205 to #204 - sekeido ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
Phonat (electronic you will like I bet)
Jimi Hendrix
Portugal. The Man
Depeche Mode
Panic! at the Disco

those are a few
User avatar #206 to #205 - kokanum (01/21/2014) [-]
I know a few of those
I try to frequent as much as I can
User avatar #207 to #206 - sekeido ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
I'd start at Phonat. Electro Rock turned Psychedellic Electronic.
This is his older stuff, his Electro Rock thing.
Phonat - Ghetto Burnin (official video)
User avatar #208 to #207 - kokanum (01/21/2014) [-]
Ooh cool
It's pretty ******* awesome

Hey, I gotta go right now, got busy
Nice talking!
User avatar #209 to #208 - sekeido ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
love ya mang ♥
peace out
User avatar #183 to #182 - sekeido ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
My main man, cocaine! What's good in the hood? You're all FJ popular and **** . I'm actually pretty glad you came to me.
#184 to #183 - kokanum (01/21/2014) [-]
"FJ Poplular"
Flattered

Why you need me?
User avatar #185 to #184 - sekeido ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
Hm? I don't, right now. But I'm glad you're here, man! Let's ******** on my 'file. What's been going on? Were you at the party just now?
User avatar #186 to #185 - kokanum (01/21/2014) [-]
oh
no

Was there one?
Must have missed it
User avatar #187 to #186 - sekeido ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
Yeah. I spammed a lot.... He wanted us to.


admin sounds like penguinz0
[url deleted]
free downloads, c'mon man
Permanent green text at least
User avatar #188 to #187 - kokanum (01/21/2014) [-]
lol
Ya, I heard him

I'll join
User avatar #189 to #188 - sekeido ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
I think it's over... He might still be playing tunes, but he's not streaming himself.
I can't believe I JUST NOW ran out of links.
User avatar #190 to #189 - kokanum (01/21/2014) [-]
lol
Sooner or later, right?
User avatar #191 to #190 - sekeido ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
Exactly! I've been trying to get him to play my music for the party for a while now... I posted it on his status and he called it cool once. I know he will some day, he's into playing electronic.
User avatar #192 to #191 - kokanum (01/21/2014) [-]
That's only because it's the popular music today
User avatar #193 to #192 - sekeido ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
I bet it kills rock eventually. Next 40 years or so, it'll happen.
User avatar #194 to #193 - kokanum (01/21/2014) [-]
sigh
I hope not

I like rock a lot
And I hope to resurrect it honestly
User avatar #195 to #194 - sekeido ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
Rock is the best. I prefer Electronic, but I don't think I'd ever even gotten introduced if it weren't for Rock.
User avatar #196 to #195 - kokanum (01/21/2014) [-]
Ya maybe

I love just how organic it is
User avatar #197 to #196 - sekeido ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
Ever listen to HORSE the Band?
User avatar #198 to #197 - kokanum (01/21/2014) [-]
No
I don't think I have actaully
User avatar #199 to #198 - sekeido ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
You'll like this. Doesn't get much more organic than Nintendocore
HORSE The Band "Murder" Official Music Video
User avatar #200 to #199 - kokanum (01/21/2014) [-]
ya they're alright
Not much a fan for fast metal really
User avatar #201 to #200 - sekeido ONLINE (01/21/2014) [-]
Ah, more into the Psychedellic, Indie, etc.?
User avatar #202 to #201 - kokanum (01/21/2014) [-]
Psychedellic, Indie, punk, grunge, etc
User avatar #180 - itsthetie ONLINE (01/20/2014) [-]
you have a blog?
User avatar #175 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
** **************** rolled user defender ** oops
User avatar #178 to #176 - niggastolemyname (12/30/2013) [-]
fukkensaved
User avatar #177 to #176 - niggastolemyname (12/30/2013) [-]
fukken saving
User avatar #174 - niggastolemyname (12/29/2013) [-]
*roll user* last roll for the day
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** **************** rolled user nagitokomaeda ** rolling to the next profile to go to
User avatar #168 - zombienurse (10/24/2013) [-]
do you have skype?
User avatar #169 to #168 - sekeido ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
You'll have to guess my screen name
User avatar #170 to #169 - zombienurse (10/24/2013) [-]
farteer12
User avatar #171 to #170 - sekeido ONLINE (10/24/2013) [-]
It's sekeido
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User avatar #150 to #149 - axb (08/21/2013) [-]
r00d

ur not mi frend n e moar
User avatar #151 to #150 - sekeido ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
nooooo she says ******
people hate her nao
i like you
pic's funneh
have sex with me
User avatar #152 to #151 - axb (08/21/2013) [-]
**axb inserts his massive throbbing phallus into your pulsating rectum**
User avatar #153 to #152 - sekeido ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
But I poo glitter from there
User avatar #154 to #153 - axb (08/21/2013) [-]
Well then, I guess my dick's going to be a vampire when I'm done with you.
User avatar #155 to #154 - sekeido ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
that's rapey
User avatar #156 to #155 - axb (08/21/2013) [-]
that's the point

my point

in you

haha

hahaha
User avatar #157 to #156 - sekeido ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
I'm the snuggly type tho
User avatar #158 to #157 - axb (08/21/2013) [-]
Well, what's wrong with a struggle snuggle?
User avatar #159 to #158 - sekeido ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
My erection goes away
User avatar #160 to #159 - axb (08/21/2013) [-]
I don't care if you have an erection...
User avatar #161 to #160 - sekeido ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
I'm pregnant
User avatar #162 to #161 - axb (08/21/2013) [-]
Soo... you're not a man?
User avatar #163 to #162 - sekeido ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
I never said that
User avatar #164 to #163 - axb (08/21/2013) [-]
Soo, you plan on giving birth through your urethra?

br00tal
User avatar #165 to #164 - sekeido ONLINE (08/21/2013) [-]
No
I plan on giving birth through my nostrils
Like a NORMAL PERSON
User avatar #166 to #165 - axb (08/21/2013) [-]
I will NOT have a nostril baby living in our house! They're just... wrong.

You will give birth through your tearducts and you will love it.
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