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#8 - Comment deleted 08/18/2013 on Yeah... 0
#5 - My cat does the same, it just does. Haven't trained him or any… 07/28/2013 on Fetch 0
#553 - Parents can already block porn on the internet. Don't be a fag… 07/24/2013 on What is he thinking? 0
#209 - Don't judge me for ordering 500gr of one of the finest filet o… 07/23/2013 on Feminism 0
#48 - You don't ask the goverment. You just uncheck the filter optio…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/23/2013 on What is he thinking? +6
#138 - scousaj (07/23/2013) [-]
But that puts you on a list! Also, that filter is on by default, so if you forget to check the box then look, porn is inaccessible until you ring up to have it turned off. What about the adults who live at home with their parents - parents whom do not get the block turned off? What about 16/17 year olds who wont ask their parents to "turn the porn on" - not everybody knows about VPN's and proxies
User avatar #553 - seffie (07/24/2013) [-]
Parents can already block porn on the internet. Don't be a faggot and just ask. If they say no, than bitch about it. People will learn in minutes about proxies. Social media will be flooded with solutions, and high school students will reach out flyers
User avatar #353 - srapture (07/24/2013) [-]
^ Dis nigguh knows wassup.
#38 - $35 dollars is alot for a date? Where are you guys dating McDo…  [+] (13 new replies) 07/16/2013 on Feminism +56
User avatar #185 - kanpai (07/16/2013) [-]
macdonalds sells 10 dollar hamburgers?
User avatar #179 - nigeltheoutlaw (07/16/2013) [-]
I almost always split the check unless it's a special occasion. I'm not made of money.
#125 - fitta (07/16/2013) [-]
wtf, do you date prostitutes?
User avatar #57 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/16/2013) [-]
Holy fuck that's a ton! I go eat with 3 of my friends and we only pay about $110 (83 Euros) including the tip, I also ordered 2 things.
User avatar #55 - herecomesjohnny (07/16/2013) [-]
now, see, this is the opposite extreme, what the hell do you order for 140 bucks?
User avatar #209 - seffie (07/23/2013) [-]
Don't judge me for ordering 500gr of one of the finest filet of beef that exists in the world.
#105 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/16/2013) [-]
Wtf are you ordering for only 35$?!
A SINGLE "big"(0.75L) Coca Cola cost 10$ on average where i live, so thats already 20$ for drinks, and thats only for one each.
Then comes the meal. The cheap shizzle that kids buy, like nachos, cost atleast 17$ for each person
If you want a medium meal, without appetizer or dessert, then you are likely gonna pay around 25$, for each person.

So an average date, can EASELY cost 75$, and that is if you are being cheap... The normal ammount teenagers give, is around 80 - 140 $...

Wealthy teenagers will ofcs not buy for anything less than 200$
#173 - riposter (07/16/2013) [-]
Now there's a reason why I like where I live, a date in a FANCY restaurant is $40 on average, while a date on a regular restaurant would cost around $15... my friends told, I dont usually go out on dates... I rarely do... ok I never do
User avatar #136 - herecomesjohnny (07/16/2013) [-]
ten dollars for a coke? really? do you live in an airport?
#54 - Nameloc (07/16/2013) [-]
For me it'd be about the cost of an average date.

Then again, I'm 18, live in a small ass town, and work at a fast food restaurant.
Last time I went to a fancy place to eat, it was a Japanese steak house. I paid like $30 for both of us. That's including sushi and tip.
(Then again, at the time I was working there and got a 20% discount.)

There really aren't many places where I live...
The occasional Japanese/ Vietnamese steak house and Olive Gardens would be the 'fanciest' places to eat out around here... I don't count places like Chiles and TGIF.
Outside of restaurants, there's two movie theaters in town, a mall, and a place to play Laser Tag.

So typically, unless we don't do other things outside of going to eat, then $35 is a decent amount.
(However, there is one restaurant in town that charges $125++ per plate.)
#47 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/16/2013) [-]
It might be because I'm only 19, but 80 euros sounds like a lot for just dinner for two. Euro is worth more than the dollar right? So like 120 bucks. Are you each getting fine imported lobster and wine?
User avatar #44 - itrinx (07/16/2013) [-]
Im working at this kind of restaurant where you pay 100€ per person. Minimum. Lots of couples. Still love the faces of the guys who order when they have to pay because we put the prices only in the man's menu. Huehuehuehue. I know that's completely douchy.
User avatar #40 - oodlesandoodles (07/16/2013) [-]
That's what I was thinking. I fucking wish I only spent $35 bucks
#36 - They could also organize pencils. They have control over the pencils  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2013 on Funnyjunk on Tumblr +6
#64 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/11/2013) [-]
that is a great idea, too bad people who cut them selves usuallly lack logic
#296 - That is exactly what I'm saying. 07/08/2013 on Monitoring 4chan 0
#2 - They probably have seen alot of Snuff CP and other messed up …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2013 on Monitoring 4chan +1
#14 - jinkazama (07/04/2013) [-]
Are you like 10. FJ is just another site, nothing special at all. 4chan is pretty much a forum version of FJ. It's nothing compared to what it used to be. It can't be anymore because of how popular it is. It's just any old image site with more porn
User avatar #296 - seffie (07/08/2013) [-]
That is exactly what I'm saying.
#103 - Well that's good for you. This does not change my opinion …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2013 on Every Day 0
#123 - jazzyietheferret (06/30/2013) [-]
Yes, a flat cap.
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