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secretlywheatbread

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#1328 - Uhhhhhhuh. I live near Richmond VA I love this site …  [+] (52 new replies) 06/20/2015 on Post pic, meet hottie #2... 0
#1452 - aaronxregen (06/20/2015) [-]
I'm glad I live in Richmond. I agree that the night scene is amazing. I can't say I go out partying because I don't drink, but I do go to shows in the city because of the hardcore scene.
User avatar #1454 - secretlywheatbread (06/20/2015) [-]
I've been going into Richmond more, I'm trying to move off of Riverside in the next few months.
I don't drink either, I have really good bud connects so I perpetually stay stoned.
#1465 - aaronxregen (06/20/2015) [-]
I lived in the city for a good two years until my lease ran out and I couldn't find another cheap place to live, so I had to move out to the suburbs. Now I have to drive 15 minutes to the city - it's a real bummer.
User avatar #1470 - secretlywheatbread (06/20/2015) [-]
hey I live off of Hull Street.
#1474 - aaronxregen (06/20/2015) [-]
It takes about 10 minutes to get there for me. The suburbs aren't too bad, but everything has its pros and cons, I guess.
User avatar #1476 - secretlywheatbread (06/20/2015) [-]
I hang around in Midlothian cause at least it's commercialized a bit.
I like being able to have my privacy and the quaintness of a house with a garden, but I'm originally from NYC so I do have to go into the city sometimes.
#1477 - aaronxregen (06/20/2015) [-]
The only reason I go to Midlothian is for the 24 hour Walmart, Krispy Kreme (because it's closer than the one in Richmond) and the Ovation Theater there. So basically, food reasons.
User avatar #1514 - secretlywheatbread (06/20/2015) [-]
I went to Ovation to see Jurassic World
#1515 - aaronxregen (06/20/2015) [-]
Definitely one of the best theaters I've been to. :p
User avatar #1516 - secretlywheatbread (06/20/2015) [-]
I had Shrimp while I watched Chris Pratt ride a motorcycle with raptors.
User avatar #1416 - theism (06/20/2015) [-]
My grandfather lives in Lexington. VA's pretty cool.
User avatar #1419 - secretlywheatbread (06/20/2015) [-]
It's a beautiful state that has forests, mountains and beaches.
I just wish it wasn't so conservative here.
User avatar #1429 - theism (06/20/2015) [-]
Yeah, I can't get into the politics so much. I love the mountains though, my Grandfather's shooting club is at blue ridge and it's gorgeous.
User avatar #1432 - secretlywheatbread (06/20/2015) [-]
I've lived here since I was 9 and I'm 20 now, and I just visited the mountains for the first time since i lived here
User avatar #1437 - theism (06/20/2015) [-]
What all is there to do exactly? I've only ever been to visit family or to camp, so my understanding of the state is fairly narrow.
User avatar #1435 - theism (06/20/2015) [-]
Damn. Ha, of course I live in Maryland and never eat crab so I can see it.
User avatar #1449 - secretlywheatbread (06/20/2015) [-]
Well Richmond is up against a river so there's a state park there everyone goes to to party at, and the night scene is amazing here, Richmond is one of the top party cities on the East Coast surprisingly.
There's hunting and fishing of course, but yea, we just like to party here in Richmond.
Anything outside of Richmond is more than likely a college town so college parties happen a lot here
User avatar #1451 - theism (06/20/2015) [-]
Yeah there's always college kids all over Lexington. With VMI right there it's hard not to bump into them.
That's surprising. I never really thought about Virginia having party cities.
#1329 - secretlywheatbread (06/20/2015) [-]
User avatar #1333 - Elk (06/20/2015) [-]
Aren't you the one that posted a picture of yourself in a bikini in the snow?
#1335 - secretlywheatbread (06/20/2015) [-]
hi yes hello how are you.
User avatar #1337 - Elk (06/20/2015) [-]
I'm good.
User avatar #1342 - secretlywheatbread (06/20/2015) [-]
That's good, what time is it out where you are right now?
User avatar #1344 - Elk (06/20/2015) [-]
9:50 AM. Why?
User avatar #1346 - secretlywheatbread (06/20/2015) [-]
I like seeing where in the world people I interact with online are at.
So you're a little out west from me. You're in the Midwest.
User avatar #1347 - Elk (06/20/2015) [-]
Er, I'm right in the center of Alabama, rather.
User avatar #1401 - sexualhairassment (06/20/2015) [-]
I leave just south of birmingham
User avatar #1405 - Elk (06/20/2015) [-]
Seriously? I live in Shelby County.
User avatar #1407 - sexualhairassment (06/20/2015) [-]
I live in Hoover
User avatar #1409 - Elk (06/20/2015) [-]
I used to know a girl from Hoover. Did you go to Hoover High School or whatever that big one is?
User avatar #1410 - sexualhairassment (06/20/2015) [-]
No, I grew up in california
User avatar #1411 - Elk (06/20/2015) [-]
Why are you in Hoover now?
User avatar #1422 - sexualhairassment (06/20/2015) [-]
Ehh, it;s a long story, basically I moved here and cant aford to move away
User avatar #1423 - Elk (06/20/2015) [-]
How old are you?
User avatar #1427 - sexualhairassment (06/20/2015) [-]
27, you?
User avatar #1428 - Elk (06/20/2015) [-]
19.
User avatar #1431 - sexualhairassment (06/20/2015) [-]
Lets never meet
User avatar #1434 - Elk (06/20/2015) [-]
Sorry, buddy, I'm on my way to Hoover.
User avatar #1349 - secretlywheatbread (06/20/2015) [-]
That's terrifying, how is it dealing with the deep south?
is it as racist as we all think?
User avatar #1393 - sexualhairassment (06/20/2015) [-]
I live there too, ye it is
User avatar #1415 - secretlywheatbread (06/20/2015) [-]
Like blatantly racist?
User avatar #1425 - sexualhairassment (06/20/2015) [-]
Pretty much, yeah, but most people here just grew up with it and dont even notice the shit they say
User avatar #1430 - secretlywheatbread (06/20/2015) [-]
I had such a hard time adjusting to the South because of that.
Like yea people are a lot nicer down here but they're definitely more racist.
User avatar #1433 - sexualhairassment (06/20/2015) [-]
Oh yeah, the southern hospitality is only on the surface
User avatar #1352 - Elk (06/20/2015) [-]
No.
User avatar #1354 - secretlywheatbread (06/20/2015) [-]
So how humid and muggy is it down there
User avatar #1358 - Elk (06/20/2015) [-]
I don't know what muggy means, but it's extremely humid. I can't wait until winter.

Where do you live?
User avatar #1359 - secretlywheatbread (06/20/2015) [-]
I live 15 minutes outside of Richmond VA
User avatar #1362 - Elk (06/20/2015) [-]
Oh, I see that in your original post now. I didn't read it originally. I just looked at the picture. Durr.
User avatar #1370 - secretlywheatbread (06/20/2015) [-]
;)
It's not so bad here, it's just really humid.
And the weather here is schizophrenic.
User avatar #1373 - Elk (06/20/2015) [-]
Ours is pretty consistently hot, and I wish it weren't humid.
User avatar #1380 - secretlywheatbread (06/20/2015) [-]
It's only been getting worse over the years too
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#4733 - Im poor as **** too, I middle man though, and I get fre…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2015 on Meet an FJer, continue the... +1
User avatar #4734 - dvdfaust (06/11/2015) [-]
I can't afford that man, my dad works for the military. not gonna fuck with his job just to get high. That's whate I used to do when I lived in europe, mostly. I'd have to really struggle to hide a bong, and I've never hit from one. I might try to remember your name once I get a job, though.
#4729 - Basically, for East Coast prices, they're really good. I …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/11/2015 on Meet an FJer, continue the... +1
User avatar #4731 - dvdfaust (06/11/2015) [-]
Serously? I might just have to not take up the hobby because I'm poor as shit...
User avatar #4733 - secretlywheatbread (06/11/2015) [-]
Im poor as shit too, I middle man though, and I get free bud cause I know a lot of people who want and I make my dealers a bunch of money each week.
It's better off you either smoke when offered, scrounge up a few bucks for a hit every once in a while, or get a job where you can spare $20 for a g.
You can make a gram last about 5-7 days if you smoke it out of a gravity bong too.
User avatar #4734 - dvdfaust (06/11/2015) [-]
I can't afford that man, my dad works for the military. not gonna fuck with his job just to get high. That's whate I used to do when I lived in europe, mostly. I'd have to really struggle to hide a bong, and I've never hit from one. I might try to remember your name once I get a job, though.
#4723 - *half oz 06/11/2015 on Meet an FJer, continue the... 0
#4721 - I live near Richmond, I only get dank, I pay $100 for a quarte…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/11/2015 on Meet an FJer, continue the... 0
User avatar #4726 - dvdfaust (06/11/2015) [-]
Fuck. I don't know enough to understand any of those measurements. I live near Woodbridge tho. We could chill once I get enough cash to pay you off... this state is so goddamn expensive.
User avatar #4729 - secretlywheatbread (06/11/2015) [-]
Basically, for East Coast prices, they're really good.
I have friends who live out in NOVA and they could possibly help you out.
User avatar #4731 - dvdfaust (06/11/2015) [-]
Serously? I might just have to not take up the hobby because I'm poor as shit...
User avatar #4733 - secretlywheatbread (06/11/2015) [-]
Im poor as shit too, I middle man though, and I get free bud cause I know a lot of people who want and I make my dealers a bunch of money each week.
It's better off you either smoke when offered, scrounge up a few bucks for a hit every once in a while, or get a job where you can spare $20 for a g.
You can make a gram last about 5-7 days if you smoke it out of a gravity bong too.
User avatar #4734 - dvdfaust (06/11/2015) [-]
I can't afford that man, my dad works for the military. not gonna fuck with his job just to get high. That's whate I used to do when I lived in europe, mostly. I'd have to really struggle to hide a bong, and I've never hit from one. I might try to remember your name once I get a job, though.
User avatar #4723 - secretlywheatbread (06/11/2015) [-]
*half oz
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#3418 - Its why I didnt overreact :3 People I know irl browse FJ a…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2015 on Meet an FJer, continue the... 0
User avatar #3486 - Elk (06/10/2015) [-]
But it's already been brought up, so what's the problem?
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User avatar #3410 - Elk (06/10/2015) [-]
No offense. You've got a pretty face, and I was playing about the attention whore part.

If you like showing off your body, why don't you do NSFW?
#3418 - secretlywheatbread (06/10/2015) [-]
Its why I didnt overreact :3
People I know irl browse FJ and primarily NSFW.
Last time I did he brought it up and I'd rather not deal with the awkwardness.
User avatar #3486 - Elk (06/10/2015) [-]
But it's already been brought up, so what's the problem?
#2144 - I dont have an issue showing this on FJ cause i like you guys …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2015 on Meet an FJer, continue the... 0
#2186 - septicaemic (06/10/2015) [-]
duh! I wouldn't! It's obviously freezing out there ;)
#2093 - Its why i have the blanket with me it was so ******* co…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/09/2015 on Meet an FJer, continue the... 0
#2113 - septicaemic (06/10/2015) [-]
dem artists, they do all sorts of crazy shit for aesthetics you mention you'd like to think you look androgynous, after seeing dem gainz, I have to say, you look only feminine here. But that's just my opinion
User avatar #2144 - secretlywheatbread (06/10/2015) [-]
I dont have an issue showing this on FJ cause i like you guys but I never show up like this in public or even close.
But I appreciate it and thank you very much :3
#2186 - septicaemic (06/10/2015) [-]
duh! I wouldn't! It's obviously freezing out there ;)
#2052 - Comment deleted  [+] (11 new replies) 06/09/2015 on Meet an FJer, continue the... +2
#2431 - pieliker (06/10/2015) [-]
dat bod.
#2405 - Elk (06/10/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*Roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** You wouldn't be that bad looking if you'd get a normal hairstyle and stopped being an attention whore.
#3404 - secretlywheatbread (06/10/2015) [-]
User avatar #3410 - Elk (06/10/2015) [-]
No offense. You've got a pretty face, and I was playing about the attention whore part.

If you like showing off your body, why don't you do NSFW?
#3418 - secretlywheatbread (06/10/2015) [-]
Its why I didnt overreact :3
People I know irl browse FJ and primarily NSFW.
Last time I did he brought it up and I'd rather not deal with the awkwardness.
User avatar #3486 - Elk (06/10/2015) [-]
But it's already been brought up, so what's the problem?
#2065 - septicaemic (06/09/2015) [-]
f**k me! I mean, aren't you cold?

Also, no weird boners, just regular ones, I can rest in peace.
User avatar #2093 - secretlywheatbread (06/09/2015) [-]
Its why i have the blanket with me it was so fucking cold ;-;
did it for the aesthetic >_>
#2113 - septicaemic (06/10/2015) [-]
dem artists, they do all sorts of crazy shit for aesthetics you mention you'd like to think you look androgynous, after seeing dem gainz, I have to say, you look only feminine here. But that's just my opinion
User avatar #2144 - secretlywheatbread (06/10/2015) [-]
I dont have an issue showing this on FJ cause i like you guys but I never show up like this in public or even close.
But I appreciate it and thank you very much :3
#2186 - septicaemic (06/10/2015) [-]
duh! I wouldn't! It's obviously freezing out there ;)
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#2062 - propanex (06/09/2015) [-]
#2025 - Well I'll 1v1 you irl. I'd lose, but I'd do it anyways.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/09/2015 on Meet an FJer, continue the... 0
User avatar #2026 - propanex (06/09/2015) [-]
I can respect that.

fite me bruh
#2028 - secretlywheatbread (06/09/2015) [-]
#2062 - propanex (06/09/2015) [-]
#2017 - I like to think I look androgynous  [+] (13 new replies) 06/09/2015 on Meet an FJer, continue the... 0
#2040 - septicaemic (06/09/2015) [-]
and that's how weird boners are created
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#2431 - pieliker (06/10/2015) [-]
dat bod.
#2405 - Elk (06/10/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*Roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** You wouldn't be that bad looking if you'd get a normal hairstyle and stopped being an attention whore.
#3404 - secretlywheatbread (06/10/2015) [-]
User avatar #3410 - Elk (06/10/2015) [-]
No offense. You've got a pretty face, and I was playing about the attention whore part.

If you like showing off your body, why don't you do NSFW?
#3418 - secretlywheatbread (06/10/2015) [-]
Its why I didnt overreact :3
People I know irl browse FJ and primarily NSFW.
Last time I did he brought it up and I'd rather not deal with the awkwardness.
User avatar #3486 - Elk (06/10/2015) [-]
But it's already been brought up, so what's the problem?
#2065 - septicaemic (06/09/2015) [-]
f**k me! I mean, aren't you cold?

Also, no weird boners, just regular ones, I can rest in peace.
User avatar #2093 - secretlywheatbread (06/09/2015) [-]
Its why i have the blanket with me it was so fucking cold ;-;
did it for the aesthetic >_>
#2113 - septicaemic (06/10/2015) [-]
dem artists, they do all sorts of crazy shit for aesthetics you mention you'd like to think you look androgynous, after seeing dem gainz, I have to say, you look only feminine here. But that's just my opinion
User avatar #2144 - secretlywheatbread (06/10/2015) [-]
I dont have an issue showing this on FJ cause i like you guys but I never show up like this in public or even close.
But I appreciate it and thank you very much :3
#2186 - septicaemic (06/10/2015) [-]
duh! I wouldn't! It's obviously freezing out there ;)
#1803 - I had just dyed my hair the night before I did this. I do…  [+] (15 new replies) 06/09/2015 on Meet an FJer, continue the... 0
#1861 - septicaemic (06/09/2015) [-]
You look girly to me, but I might be wrong.
User avatar #2017 - secretlywheatbread (06/09/2015) [-]
I like to think I look androgynous
#2040 - septicaemic (06/09/2015) [-]
and that's how weird boners are created
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#2431 - pieliker (06/10/2015) [-]
dat bod.
#2405 - Elk (06/10/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*Roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** You wouldn't be that bad looking if you'd get a normal hairstyle and stopped being an attention whore.
#3404 - secretlywheatbread (06/10/2015) [-]
User avatar #3410 - Elk (06/10/2015) [-]
No offense. You've got a pretty face, and I was playing about the attention whore part.

If you like showing off your body, why don't you do NSFW?
#3418 - secretlywheatbread (06/10/2015) [-]
Its why I didnt overreact :3
People I know irl browse FJ and primarily NSFW.
Last time I did he brought it up and I'd rather not deal with the awkwardness.
User avatar #3486 - Elk (06/10/2015) [-]
But it's already been brought up, so what's the problem?
#2065 - septicaemic (06/09/2015) [-]
f**k me! I mean, aren't you cold?

Also, no weird boners, just regular ones, I can rest in peace.
User avatar #2093 - secretlywheatbread (06/09/2015) [-]
Its why i have the blanket with me it was so fucking cold ;-;
did it for the aesthetic >_>
#2113 - septicaemic (06/10/2015) [-]
dem artists, they do all sorts of crazy shit for aesthetics you mention you'd like to think you look androgynous, after seeing dem gainz, I have to say, you look only feminine here. But that's just my opinion
User avatar #2144 - secretlywheatbread (06/10/2015) [-]
I dont have an issue showing this on FJ cause i like you guys but I never show up like this in public or even close.
But I appreciate it and thank you very much :3
#2186 - septicaemic (06/10/2015) [-]
duh! I wouldn't! It's obviously freezing out there ;)
#1778 - It's still pretty gay tho. Nah, I hate sounding ridiculou… 06/09/2015 on Meet an FJer, continue the... 0
#1757 - Oh I did, it was a photo shoot kind of thing 06/09/2015 on Meet an FJer, continue the... +1
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#1725 - (x) doubt And personally, I don't care. Is this…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/09/2015 on Meet an FJer, continue the... 0
User avatar #2010 - propanex (06/09/2015) [-]
I'm a 200 lb male that PTs at my local marine recruiting station every Wednesday and Saturday and I hit the gym occasionally... pretty sure I can kick your ass ^_^
#2025 - secretlywheatbread (06/09/2015) [-]
Well I'll 1v1 you irl.
I'd lose, but I'd do it anyways.
User avatar #2026 - propanex (06/09/2015) [-]
I can respect that.

fite me bruh
#2028 - secretlywheatbread (06/09/2015) [-]
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User avatar #1737 - etiennesk (06/09/2015) [-]
just curious... If you wanted the fact that you like to smoke be an important piece of information about you... why didn't you light your fag before taking the picture?
#1757 - secretlywheatbread (06/09/2015) [-]
Oh I did, it was a photo shoot kind of thing
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User avatar #1723 - tealkangaroo (06/09/2015) [-]
that was a joke
User avatar #1729 - secretlywheatbread (06/09/2015) [-]
I like to be a buzzkill too.

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#16 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
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#18 to #17 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
Hate you Varrick your company is 			****		 compared to mine.    
   
Hello friend.
Hate you Varrick your company is **** compared to mine.

Hello friend.
#20 to #19 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
DISGUSTING!

Sup.
#21 to #20 - secretlywheatbread (05/11/2015) [-]
THE SHIP SAILED ITSELF
nothing just hanging out, you?
#22 to #21 - murrlogic ONLINE (05/11/2015) [-]
>The ship sailed itself

Nope. Asami rigged the ship to blow up with Dynamite and with any luck the dindu drowned and died a horrible death

Working on art projects.
User avatar #13 - truesmokewolf (01/22/2015) [-]
I'm onto you, wheat bread.
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#3 - thefunnyside (06/02/2012) [-]
I saw your comment you posted a while ago about having some Calvin and Hobbes wallpapers. I was wondering if you could please upload some? I love Calvin and Hobbes and It would really mean allot to me!
#1 - anon (01/31/2012) [-]
What state do you live in?
User avatar #2 to #1 - secretlywheatbread (02/01/2012) [-]
Virginia.
User avatar #4 to #2 - anonomoz (06/22/2012) [-]
va?
User avatar #6 to #4 - anonomoz (06/22/2012) [-]
what part?
User avatar #7 to #6 - secretlywheatbread (06/23/2012) [-]
Midlothian
#8 to #7 - anonomoz (06/23/2012) [-]
i'm sending the internet signal from richmond
i'm sending the internet signal from richmond
User avatar #9 to #8 - secretlywheatbread (06/23/2012) [-]
Dude, you're from Richmond?!
#10 to #9 - anonomoz (06/23/2012) [-]
carytown
carytown
User avatar #11 to #10 - secretlywheatbread (06/23/2012) [-]
Dude, I live 15 minutes away from CTC
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