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Gender: female
Age: 20
X-box Gamertag: FREAKjayde
PSN: ANTELOPEjayde
Interests: books and video games n shit.
Date Signed Up:11/14/2012
Last Login:12/13/2013
Location:Australia
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#56 - god i want to fuck egoraptor's face. 11/29/2013 on There's no other 0
#12 - check your email you uncultured swine 09/23/2013 on Cat unlocks the iPhone 5s... +5
#19 - Picture 09/17/2013 on We've all done it.. +2
#30 - title was misleading now the nightmares ensue. 09/17/2013 on Baby shoes 0
#80 - I love how the rude bitch just doesn't apologise.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2013 on Facebook (1337) +6
User avatar #145 - whtkid (09/14/2013) [-]
She says on the status she talked to him privately
#87 - Wow, this is really crazy. Are we the same person? Hahaha. …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2013 on Signs +1
User avatar #88 - infinitereaper (09/14/2013) [-]
That's rough. Good luck on your current situation.

Ha, I like to say that I'm totally "in-sane" After all isn't "insanity" just being in sanity?--...I'll stop now.

Yeah. I'm basically terrified and afraid of everything. But I translate that into stress, and I just do what I can to endure it. I can't afford to not appear at least strong. Well anything to keep standing really.

My only relationship pretty much went down in flames. I always curse my fate for not having a proper chance. But I suppose I dunno. I don't care about the past as much as I care about the future. Keep a good foot forward. Try to endure your anxiety. You don't even have to get rid of it, courage isn't the absence of fear after all, it's proceeding in spite of it.

Oh I don't mind. I enjoy talking and communicating with people. Perhaps because I rarely do it ever I don't really have any friends.

Anyways, good luck and good tidings. I really mean that. The world is often unfair, and lacking of justice, so I hope good comes your way. You sound like a nice person. You deserve it. Well I would talk more but I have to go. It was nice talking to you.

#55 - lol you're probably an idiot 09/13/2013 on Signs 0
#23 - I'm a girl and you're pretty much spot on. It's weird that you…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/13/2013 on Signs +6
#74 - infinitereaper (09/13/2013) [-]
Well my life is kind of a mess right now, actually it kind of always has been. My looks aren't actually that bad or so I've been told. I've been told I have a cute face, and that I'm handsome. Actually lots of dudes have told me I'm good looking, but I dunno. I'm just average I think. I'm not spectacular, but I'm not that bad either.

I guess I've just been dragged around by life. I'll be moving again, and I just freaking moved, like 2 months ago. I'm not out on my own, I've been at home since I graduated high school. I don't even have my drivers permit. I'll be going to college hopefully soon though. I'm stressed and worried about how hard that's going to be but I really need to find a way to get through life somehow.

I've had a pretty rough time, and a pretty unfortunate life. I won't even begin to dump that all on you, but I suppose that's a big part of the reason. I've got bad health too. This body of mine feels like it'll fail me any day.

I think I've just been unlucky, and that I'm a bit of an alien. Very few people I think are capable of loving me, even though I have so much love for all kinds of different people. I've been twisted by misfortune and warped by reality. I tend to think of myself as a monster, and I always think that not too many people could accept my true nature. I'm the kind of person that wants to save the world, but at the same time I'm... twisted. Most people would say I don't have any real sense of morality.

Basically I'm a mess, my life is a mess, and I'm not even sure what the future holds. It's a mix of lack of opportunity and just plain bad luck. Because of moving/distance I didn't really get to go anywhere with my ex, much less ever make love.

I'm tired. I'm just very tired. I really want to have someone, I don't want to be alone. Maybe someday. For now, the fate of a virgin it is. My virility doesn't make this any easier. lol. Anyways sorry for the wall of text. I get talkative sometimes a lot of times.
User avatar #87 - secretlyanantelope (09/14/2013) [-]
Wow, this is really crazy. Are we the same person? Hahaha.
Pretty much all of what you described I can relate

I moved a lot when I was growing up and as I got older I found it increasingly difficult to make new friends and now I have the worst social anxiety. I moved to where I am now about 6 months ago and I'm looking for a new place now, too. I fucking hate moving because I'm a creature of habit and I like routine.

And yeah I know what you mean about the people not being capable of loving you. It's incredibly lonely, I often feel like I'm not from this planet.

But you're right, just wait until you're stable enough to get into a proper relationship. I made the mistake of getting into a relationship when I was 17 and choosing that relationship over moving interstate with my family. Now I'm 19, and I'm stuck here because I'm 80% dependant on this person. The social anxiety is so bad I can't go shopping by myself, I pretty much just can't leave the house by myself at all and it's all just a big mess that I can't really do anything about.

Sorry for ranting, but if you ever want to talk about anything or whatever I'm a pretty good listener.
User avatar #88 - infinitereaper (09/14/2013) [-]
That's rough. Good luck on your current situation.

Ha, I like to say that I'm totally "in-sane" After all isn't "insanity" just being in sanity?--...I'll stop now.

Yeah. I'm basically terrified and afraid of everything. But I translate that into stress, and I just do what I can to endure it. I can't afford to not appear at least strong. Well anything to keep standing really.

My only relationship pretty much went down in flames. I always curse my fate for not having a proper chance. But I suppose I dunno. I don't care about the past as much as I care about the future. Keep a good foot forward. Try to endure your anxiety. You don't even have to get rid of it, courage isn't the absence of fear after all, it's proceeding in spite of it.

Oh I don't mind. I enjoy talking and communicating with people. Perhaps because I rarely do it ever I don't really have any friends.

Anyways, good luck and good tidings. I really mean that. The world is often unfair, and lacking of justice, so I hope good comes your way. You sound like a nice person. You deserve it. Well I would talk more but I have to go. It was nice talking to you.

#39 - anonymous (09/13/2013) [-]
i'd say he's a virgin because of this

I've found myself completely enamored with girls before, but it hurts, because most of the time they'll never look at you the same way.

without knowing these things before you stand no chance and after learning them you are usually afraid of experiencing these feelings again that's at least how i see it/feel
User avatar #75 - infinitereaper (09/13/2013) [-]
Fear is huge, and for me, it always has been. I have to overcome that. For everything in my life really. But even I have moments of of bravery, they just rarely end well. I'm kind of sensitive too, so that doesn't help I guess.
#29 - anonymous (09/13/2013) [-]
lol your probably as big of a virgin beta fag as this guy
User avatar #55 - secretlyanantelope (09/13/2013) [-]
lol you're probably an idiot
#9 - so poetic 09/08/2013 on Oh my +15
#17 - I'm so fucking angry right now. We Australians need to organis… 09/08/2013 on Like a King! 0
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