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#9350 - A little. *P* what's in there? Is it one of those cool pla…  [+] (15 new replies) 03/08/2014 on secondlawprevails's profile 0
#9351 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Firstly, those are called Alphas now, apparently. And I believe the only dragons of their kind are miss Terra and miss Keima. The rest vary.

But no, it's not a planet dragon. *Just then the ground shakes and a rather enormous dragon steps out of the cave, glaring down at them, and huffing a plume of black smoke on them, causing Horus to cough a little*

Just a normal dragon.
User avatar #9352 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
Oh.....that's a little less scary I guess.
User avatar #9353 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
*The dragon stares for a moment longer before she grins, showing that one of her fangs is missing* My, my...Horus! It's been a good while since I've seen you, even by my standards!

*Horus laughs* Yes, so it has. It's good to see you again, Eondra. Allow me to introduce you. This is my son, Jayden. And my cousin, Ptah. Boys, this is Eondra, a very old friend of mine, since I was young. She's the dragon I fought in that story I told you, Jayden. Remember?
User avatar #9354 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, you needed her tooth to impress a lady!
#9355 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
*E* Yes, and he put up a good fight for it, too, if I remember. Your father's a true warrior son. That is, assuming he's still got that old spark in him.

*H* Well as it happens, even gods age slower than dragons. I've still got plenty of spark left in me, rest assured.

*E* Oh, I'm sure. A shame though, since now I'm big enough to the point where I could just snap my jaws and gobble you right up, eh? Hehehe.

*H* Hey, I beat you last time, didn't I?

*E* Oh please. I was being generous. Your father likes to brag, doesn't he? Meanwhile I was only about twice as big as he is now the last time we fought.
User avatar #9356 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, he does sometimes, but I like his stories. I can learn bout ponies like my great grandpa that I never got to meet.
User avatar #9357 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
*E* Ah, yes, the one who cared for our sun at the time. Quite a pleasant pony, from what I knew. Never met him myself though.

Oh dear, please forgive me. You all shouldn't be standing out here. Would you like to come in? I doubt it will be too comfortable, but I'll offer what hospitality I can. Come in, please. *Leads them into the cave, which is absolutely littered with gold and riches, some stacks piled up to the ceiling, which seems to run up all the way to the top of the tall mountain.
User avatar #9358 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*P* Why do you have so much treasure miss? I mean, I'm just wondering why it is that drogons like shiny things so much.
User avatar #9359 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Well, consider it a territory thing. We may be smarter than most other creatures, but we still have our primal urges, just like you have yours.

Dragons collect things simply to show that they're better, and have the bigger territory. Besides, it makes for a nice hobby.
User avatar #9360 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
I guess that makes sense.
#9361 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
*A young dragonling trots in* Grandma grandma! I...Oh...Who are they? And...why do they look so weird?

*E* Those are ponies, Ash. And just some friends of mine.

*She grins at them* Oh, Wow, actual ponies! I've never seen any before!

*Eondra chuckles* This is Ashspitter, my grandaughter. I'm watching over her while the rest of the family is out for the migration.

*A* Hiya!
User avatar #9362 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*P* Hi! I've never met dragons before today, but you seem friendly enough!
*J* You guys, uhm yeah friendly, *tries to hide behind Horus's leg*
#9363 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Jayden, there's no reason to be scared. They're not going to hurt you, I swear. Go ahead, say hello.
User avatar #9364 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
Uhm....hi?
User avatar #9365 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Hi! I'm Ash! What's your name?
#15944 - *V* Uhm, I'll carry her. I'm not really that great at combat, … 03/08/2014 on coolponyboy's profile 0
#9348 - *jayden ducks behind Horus's leg* Uhm, daddy?  [+] (17 new replies) 03/08/2014 on secondlawprevails's profile 0
#9349 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
*Chuckles* What's the matter...you're not scared are you?
User avatar #9350 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
A little.
*P* what's in there? Is it one of those cool planet dragon thingies?
#9351 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Firstly, those are called Alphas now, apparently. And I believe the only dragons of their kind are miss Terra and miss Keima. The rest vary.

But no, it's not a planet dragon. *Just then the ground shakes and a rather enormous dragon steps out of the cave, glaring down at them, and huffing a plume of black smoke on them, causing Horus to cough a little*

Just a normal dragon.
User avatar #9352 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
Oh.....that's a little less scary I guess.
User avatar #9353 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
*The dragon stares for a moment longer before she grins, showing that one of her fangs is missing* My, my...Horus! It's been a good while since I've seen you, even by my standards!

*Horus laughs* Yes, so it has. It's good to see you again, Eondra. Allow me to introduce you. This is my son, Jayden. And my cousin, Ptah. Boys, this is Eondra, a very old friend of mine, since I was young. She's the dragon I fought in that story I told you, Jayden. Remember?
User avatar #9354 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, you needed her tooth to impress a lady!
#9355 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
*E* Yes, and he put up a good fight for it, too, if I remember. Your father's a true warrior son. That is, assuming he's still got that old spark in him.

*H* Well as it happens, even gods age slower than dragons. I've still got plenty of spark left in me, rest assured.

*E* Oh, I'm sure. A shame though, since now I'm big enough to the point where I could just snap my jaws and gobble you right up, eh? Hehehe.

*H* Hey, I beat you last time, didn't I?

*E* Oh please. I was being generous. Your father likes to brag, doesn't he? Meanwhile I was only about twice as big as he is now the last time we fought.
User avatar #9356 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, he does sometimes, but I like his stories. I can learn bout ponies like my great grandpa that I never got to meet.
User avatar #9357 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
*E* Ah, yes, the one who cared for our sun at the time. Quite a pleasant pony, from what I knew. Never met him myself though.

Oh dear, please forgive me. You all shouldn't be standing out here. Would you like to come in? I doubt it will be too comfortable, but I'll offer what hospitality I can. Come in, please. *Leads them into the cave, which is absolutely littered with gold and riches, some stacks piled up to the ceiling, which seems to run up all the way to the top of the tall mountain.
User avatar #9358 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*P* Why do you have so much treasure miss? I mean, I'm just wondering why it is that drogons like shiny things so much.
User avatar #9359 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Well, consider it a territory thing. We may be smarter than most other creatures, but we still have our primal urges, just like you have yours.

Dragons collect things simply to show that they're better, and have the bigger territory. Besides, it makes for a nice hobby.
User avatar #9360 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
I guess that makes sense.
#9361 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
*A young dragonling trots in* Grandma grandma! I...Oh...Who are they? And...why do they look so weird?

*E* Those are ponies, Ash. And just some friends of mine.

*She grins at them* Oh, Wow, actual ponies! I've never seen any before!

*Eondra chuckles* This is Ashspitter, my grandaughter. I'm watching over her while the rest of the family is out for the migration.

*A* Hiya!
User avatar #9362 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*P* Hi! I've never met dragons before today, but you seem friendly enough!
*J* You guys, uhm yeah friendly, *tries to hide behind Horus's leg*
#9363 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Jayden, there's no reason to be scared. They're not going to hurt you, I swear. Go ahead, say hello.
User avatar #9364 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
Uhm....hi?
User avatar #9365 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Hi! I'm Ash! What's your name?
#72 - Could you possibly do one on darth desolus in the future? Plea… 03/08/2014 on Shaak Ti 0
#15942 - yes. He was having trouble with the locks. miss keeper's a cle…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/08/2014 on coolponyboy's profile 0
#15943 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Don't worry...she's been roughed up pretty bad, but I think she'll pull through. I've done what I can, but she needs a real hospital.
User avatar #15944 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*V* Uhm, I'll carry her. I'm not really that great at combat, and quite honestly a lot of ponies think I'm kind of dumb, but I can get her to a hospital. Just uhm, be careful okay?
#9346 - Where are we going daddy?  [+] (19 new replies) 03/08/2014 on secondlawprevails's profile 0
#9347 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
You'll see soon.

*Eventually they arrive at the base of a tall mountain, and they stand in front of a large cave opening in the side of it* Here we are.

*A low, deep growl suddenly comes from deep inside the cave*
User avatar #9348 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*jayden ducks behind Horus's leg* Uhm, daddy?
#9349 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
*Chuckles* What's the matter...you're not scared are you?
User avatar #9350 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
A little.
*P* what's in there? Is it one of those cool planet dragon thingies?
#9351 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Firstly, those are called Alphas now, apparently. And I believe the only dragons of their kind are miss Terra and miss Keima. The rest vary.

But no, it's not a planet dragon. *Just then the ground shakes and a rather enormous dragon steps out of the cave, glaring down at them, and huffing a plume of black smoke on them, causing Horus to cough a little*

Just a normal dragon.
User avatar #9352 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
Oh.....that's a little less scary I guess.
User avatar #9353 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
*The dragon stares for a moment longer before she grins, showing that one of her fangs is missing* My, my...Horus! It's been a good while since I've seen you, even by my standards!

*Horus laughs* Yes, so it has. It's good to see you again, Eondra. Allow me to introduce you. This is my son, Jayden. And my cousin, Ptah. Boys, this is Eondra, a very old friend of mine, since I was young. She's the dragon I fought in that story I told you, Jayden. Remember?
User avatar #9354 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, you needed her tooth to impress a lady!
#9355 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
*E* Yes, and he put up a good fight for it, too, if I remember. Your father's a true warrior son. That is, assuming he's still got that old spark in him.

*H* Well as it happens, even gods age slower than dragons. I've still got plenty of spark left in me, rest assured.

*E* Oh, I'm sure. A shame though, since now I'm big enough to the point where I could just snap my jaws and gobble you right up, eh? Hehehe.

*H* Hey, I beat you last time, didn't I?

*E* Oh please. I was being generous. Your father likes to brag, doesn't he? Meanwhile I was only about twice as big as he is now the last time we fought.
User avatar #9356 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, he does sometimes, but I like his stories. I can learn bout ponies like my great grandpa that I never got to meet.
User avatar #9357 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
*E* Ah, yes, the one who cared for our sun at the time. Quite a pleasant pony, from what I knew. Never met him myself though.

Oh dear, please forgive me. You all shouldn't be standing out here. Would you like to come in? I doubt it will be too comfortable, but I'll offer what hospitality I can. Come in, please. *Leads them into the cave, which is absolutely littered with gold and riches, some stacks piled up to the ceiling, which seems to run up all the way to the top of the tall mountain.
User avatar #9358 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*P* Why do you have so much treasure miss? I mean, I'm just wondering why it is that drogons like shiny things so much.
User avatar #9359 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Well, consider it a territory thing. We may be smarter than most other creatures, but we still have our primal urges, just like you have yours.

Dragons collect things simply to show that they're better, and have the bigger territory. Besides, it makes for a nice hobby.
User avatar #9360 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
I guess that makes sense.
#9361 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
*A young dragonling trots in* Grandma grandma! I...Oh...Who are they? And...why do they look so weird?

*E* Those are ponies, Ash. And just some friends of mine.

*She grins at them* Oh, Wow, actual ponies! I've never seen any before!

*Eondra chuckles* This is Ashspitter, my grandaughter. I'm watching over her while the rest of the family is out for the migration.

*A* Hiya!
User avatar #9362 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*P* Hi! I've never met dragons before today, but you seem friendly enough!
*J* You guys, uhm yeah friendly, *tries to hide behind Horus's leg*
#9363 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Jayden, there's no reason to be scared. They're not going to hurt you, I swear. Go ahead, say hello.
User avatar #9364 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
Uhm....hi?
User avatar #9365 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Hi! I'm Ash! What's your name?
#15940 - The pit's where all the bad'uns go. The ones what really like …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/08/2014 on coolponyboy's profile 0
#15941 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
This is bad.

Is he still around, do you know?
User avatar #15942 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
yes. He was having trouble with the locks. miss keeper's a clever one. She made the magic lock to the pit. Please save her mister, she's all some of us have got.
#15943 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Don't worry...she's been roughed up pretty bad, but I think she'll pull through. I've done what I can, but she needs a real hospital.
User avatar #15944 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*V* Uhm, I'll carry her. I'm not really that great at combat, and quite honestly a lot of ponies think I'm kind of dumb, but I can get her to a hospital. Just uhm, be careful okay?
#9344 - *P* Can I daddy, plea.....I mean, let me go dad! *Sighs* …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2014 on secondlawprevails's profile 0
#9345 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
It's my pleasure. Come along Ptah. Jayden. We're already a little behind, and we've got a good bit of distance to cover still.
#15938 - She was going around making sure we was all in our beds, caus…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/08/2014 on coolponyboy's profile 0
#15939 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Release ponies from the pit? What does that mean? Did you notice anything else about the pony that attacked? Did you get a name at all? Do you know where they went?
User avatar #15940 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
The pit's where all the bad'uns go. The ones what really like to hurt other ponies and can't be fixed. SHE lives down there with 'em. Painkiller. Painkiller wanted her, and a few other nasties. Said that his friend mister cognus needed them because he had a surprise he wanted to give his brother.
#15941 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
This is bad.

Is he still around, do you know?
User avatar #15942 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
yes. He was having trouble with the locks. miss keeper's a clever one. She made the magic lock to the pit. Please save her mister, she's all some of us have got.
#15943 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Don't worry...she's been roughed up pretty bad, but I think she'll pull through. I've done what I can, but she needs a real hospital.
User avatar #15944 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*V* Uhm, I'll carry her. I'm not really that great at combat, and quite honestly a lot of ponies think I'm kind of dumb, but I can get her to a hospital. Just uhm, be careful okay?
#9342 - All right....Maybe it's better and ponies won't be so unfair t…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/08/2014 on secondlawprevails's profile 0
#9343 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Tell you what...The boy seems like he could use some friends. Why don't I bring him along on our little trip.

If nothing else, it would be a good opportunity for him and Jayden to bond a bit. Plus...I bet he'd find it pretty interesting.
User avatar #9344 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*P* Can I daddy, plea.....I mean, let me go dad!
*Sighs* Yes, he can go.
* Yay! thank you cousin Horus! *
#9345 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
It's my pleasure. Come along Ptah. Jayden. We're already a little behind, and we've got a good bit of distance to cover still.
#15936 - *there's a sound of wailing and they come across one of the in…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/08/2014 on coolponyboy's profile 0
#15937 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Damn it... *Goes up and kneels by the keeper, looking over her quickly for assessment*

Try to stay calm. I'm...I was, a doctor. Tell me what happened here while I try and figure this out.
User avatar #15938 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
She was going around making sure we was all in our beds, cause it was night time, and there was this tall, nasty like pony, and he wanted to know how to release ponies from the pit. But she wouldn't tell him.....so he did this. *the inmate starts to sob*
#15939 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Release ponies from the pit? What does that mean? Did you notice anything else about the pony that attacked? Did you get a name at all? Do you know where they went?
User avatar #15940 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
The pit's where all the bad'uns go. The ones what really like to hurt other ponies and can't be fixed. SHE lives down there with 'em. Painkiller. Painkiller wanted her, and a few other nasties. Said that his friend mister cognus needed them because he had a surprise he wanted to give his brother.
#15941 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
This is bad.

Is he still around, do you know?
User avatar #15942 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
yes. He was having trouble with the locks. miss keeper's a clever one. She made the magic lock to the pit. Please save her mister, she's all some of us have got.
#15943 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Don't worry...she's been roughed up pretty bad, but I think she'll pull through. I've done what I can, but she needs a real hospital.
User avatar #15944 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*V* Uhm, I'll carry her. I'm not really that great at combat, and quite honestly a lot of ponies think I'm kind of dumb, but I can get her to a hospital. Just uhm, be careful okay?
#9340 - *tries to laugh it off* Hey what's that supposed to mean?! *br…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/08/2014 on secondlawprevails's profile 0
#9341 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Set...calm down. Look...you turned out the way you did because you had so many issues with family and friends. I will admit, you were looked down on at times, and you didn't have many that were willing to help you up.

But don't you think that's a good reason to make sure your son doesn't suffer the same way? Don't hate him for being different...because then he'll only develop the same hate that you had for all of us. Keep acting this way and he may turn out more like you than even you would like.
User avatar #9342 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
All right....Maybe it's better and ponies won't be so unfair to him as they were to me.
#9343 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Tell you what...The boy seems like he could use some friends. Why don't I bring him along on our little trip.

If nothing else, it would be a good opportunity for him and Jayden to bond a bit. Plus...I bet he'd find it pretty interesting.
User avatar #9344 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*P* Can I daddy, plea.....I mean, let me go dad!
*Sighs* Yes, he can go.
* Yay! thank you cousin Horus! *
#9345 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
It's my pleasure. Come along Ptah. Jayden. We're already a little behind, and we've got a good bit of distance to cover still.
#15934 - *pokes a head inside* Looks clear enough. I mean except for th…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/08/2014 on coolponyboy's profile 0
#15935 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
*Holds his dagger close* Stay behind me, and watch our backs. Yell if you see anything.
User avatar #15936 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*there's a sound of wailing and they come across one of the inmates desperately performing CPR on the battered body of the keeper* No! Miss keeper, you can't leave us! You gotta take care of us an tell us it's safe! Gotta keep all the spookies away at night!
#15937 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Damn it... *Goes up and kneels by the keeper, looking over her quickly for assessment*

Try to stay calm. I'm...I was, a doctor. Tell me what happened here while I try and figure this out.
User avatar #15938 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
She was going around making sure we was all in our beds, cause it was night time, and there was this tall, nasty like pony, and he wanted to know how to release ponies from the pit. But she wouldn't tell him.....so he did this. *the inmate starts to sob*
#15939 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Release ponies from the pit? What does that mean? Did you notice anything else about the pony that attacked? Did you get a name at all? Do you know where they went?
User avatar #15940 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
The pit's where all the bad'uns go. The ones what really like to hurt other ponies and can't be fixed. SHE lives down there with 'em. Painkiller. Painkiller wanted her, and a few other nasties. Said that his friend mister cognus needed them because he had a surprise he wanted to give his brother.
#15941 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
This is bad.

Is he still around, do you know?
User avatar #15942 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
yes. He was having trouble with the locks. miss keeper's a clever one. She made the magic lock to the pit. Please save her mister, she's all some of us have got.
#15943 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Don't worry...she's been roughed up pretty bad, but I think she'll pull through. I've done what I can, but she needs a real hospital.
User avatar #15944 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*V* Uhm, I'll carry her. I'm not really that great at combat, and quite honestly a lot of ponies think I'm kind of dumb, but I can get her to a hospital. Just uhm, be careful okay?
#9338 - But.....but.....he's supposed to take after me. And I love sin…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/08/2014 on secondlawprevails's profile 0
#9339 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Set, you ever stop to think that maybe taking after you isn't the best path? I mean, in all honesty, you have got some serious problems. Not to mention the much bigger ones you only recently got over.
User avatar #9340 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*tries to laugh it off* Hey what's that supposed to mean?! *breaks down and shakes his head* It's not my fault I got gypped because everyone loved my stupid brother! Why did he get to be pharaoh?
#9341 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Set...calm down. Look...you turned out the way you did because you had so many issues with family and friends. I will admit, you were looked down on at times, and you didn't have many that were willing to help you up.

But don't you think that's a good reason to make sure your son doesn't suffer the same way? Don't hate him for being different...because then he'll only develop the same hate that you had for all of us. Keep acting this way and he may turn out more like you than even you would like.
User avatar #9342 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
All right....Maybe it's better and ponies won't be so unfair to him as they were to me.
#9343 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Tell you what...The boy seems like he could use some friends. Why don't I bring him along on our little trip.

If nothing else, it would be a good opportunity for him and Jayden to bond a bit. Plus...I bet he'd find it pretty interesting.
User avatar #9344 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*P* Can I daddy, plea.....I mean, let me go dad!
*Sighs* Yes, he can go.
* Yay! thank you cousin Horus! *
#9345 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
It's my pleasure. Come along Ptah. Jayden. We're already a little behind, and we've got a good bit of distance to cover still.
#15932 - *when they arrive at the asylum it stands dark and gloomily ex…  [+] (12 new replies) 03/08/2014 on coolponyboy's profile 0
#15933 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Hush up...We need to be on guard. There's no telling yet what could have done this, or if it's still a threat.
User avatar #15934 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*pokes a head inside* Looks clear enough. I mean except for the burning trail of destruction and dead bodies. But other than that it's pretty clear.
#15935 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
*Holds his dagger close* Stay behind me, and watch our backs. Yell if you see anything.
User avatar #15936 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*there's a sound of wailing and they come across one of the inmates desperately performing CPR on the battered body of the keeper* No! Miss keeper, you can't leave us! You gotta take care of us an tell us it's safe! Gotta keep all the spookies away at night!
#15937 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Damn it... *Goes up and kneels by the keeper, looking over her quickly for assessment*

Try to stay calm. I'm...I was, a doctor. Tell me what happened here while I try and figure this out.
User avatar #15938 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
She was going around making sure we was all in our beds, cause it was night time, and there was this tall, nasty like pony, and he wanted to know how to release ponies from the pit. But she wouldn't tell him.....so he did this. *the inmate starts to sob*
#15939 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Release ponies from the pit? What does that mean? Did you notice anything else about the pony that attacked? Did you get a name at all? Do you know where they went?
User avatar #15940 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
The pit's where all the bad'uns go. The ones what really like to hurt other ponies and can't be fixed. SHE lives down there with 'em. Painkiller. Painkiller wanted her, and a few other nasties. Said that his friend mister cognus needed them because he had a surprise he wanted to give his brother.
#15941 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
This is bad.

Is he still around, do you know?
User avatar #15942 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
yes. He was having trouble with the locks. miss keeper's a clever one. She made the magic lock to the pit. Please save her mister, she's all some of us have got.
#15943 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Don't worry...she's been roughed up pretty bad, but I think she'll pull through. I've done what I can, but she needs a real hospital.
User avatar #15944 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*V* Uhm, I'll carry her. I'm not really that great at combat, and quite honestly a lot of ponies think I'm kind of dumb, but I can get her to a hospital. Just uhm, be careful okay?
#9336 - *shakes his head* Every bit his grandfather's descendant. Not …  [+] (9 new replies) 03/08/2014 on secondlawprevails's profile 0
#9337 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Set, I keep telling you, it's fine. Look on the bright side...if you'd had a more chaotic son, he probably would have been plotting to kill you since he was born...and maybe even talk in a sinister and somewhat annoying accent.

At least with this guy you hardly have to worry about family feuds. Because let's face it, that's about the last thing you guys need.
User avatar #9338 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
But.....but.....he's supposed to take after me. And I love sinister accents, it's a fine art lost to the world.
#9339 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Set, you ever stop to think that maybe taking after you isn't the best path? I mean, in all honesty, you have got some serious problems. Not to mention the much bigger ones you only recently got over.
User avatar #9340 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*tries to laugh it off* Hey what's that supposed to mean?! *breaks down and shakes his head* It's not my fault I got gypped because everyone loved my stupid brother! Why did he get to be pharaoh?
#9341 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Set...calm down. Look...you turned out the way you did because you had so many issues with family and friends. I will admit, you were looked down on at times, and you didn't have many that were willing to help you up.

But don't you think that's a good reason to make sure your son doesn't suffer the same way? Don't hate him for being different...because then he'll only develop the same hate that you had for all of us. Keep acting this way and he may turn out more like you than even you would like.
User avatar #9342 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
All right....Maybe it's better and ponies won't be so unfair to him as they were to me.
#9343 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Tell you what...The boy seems like he could use some friends. Why don't I bring him along on our little trip.

If nothing else, it would be a good opportunity for him and Jayden to bond a bit. Plus...I bet he'd find it pretty interesting.
User avatar #9344 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*P* Can I daddy, plea.....I mean, let me go dad!
*Sighs* Yes, he can go.
* Yay! thank you cousin Horus! *
#9345 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
It's my pleasure. Come along Ptah. Jayden. We're already a little behind, and we've got a good bit of distance to cover still.
#15930 - Well, I mean, thanks I guess....even though it's not me in dan…  [+] (14 new replies) 03/08/2014 on coolponyboy's profile 0
#15931 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Do whatever you like. Just try and stay out of the way please.
User avatar #15932 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*when they arrive at the asylum it stands dark and gloomily except for a giant hole blown in where the gates used to be* Dude, this place looks wicked! Not like straight up evil wicked, but like background for a thrash metal video wicked!
#15933 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Hush up...We need to be on guard. There's no telling yet what could have done this, or if it's still a threat.
User avatar #15934 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*pokes a head inside* Looks clear enough. I mean except for the burning trail of destruction and dead bodies. But other than that it's pretty clear.
#15935 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
*Holds his dagger close* Stay behind me, and watch our backs. Yell if you see anything.
User avatar #15936 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*there's a sound of wailing and they come across one of the inmates desperately performing CPR on the battered body of the keeper* No! Miss keeper, you can't leave us! You gotta take care of us an tell us it's safe! Gotta keep all the spookies away at night!
#15937 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Damn it... *Goes up and kneels by the keeper, looking over her quickly for assessment*

Try to stay calm. I'm...I was, a doctor. Tell me what happened here while I try and figure this out.
User avatar #15938 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
She was going around making sure we was all in our beds, cause it was night time, and there was this tall, nasty like pony, and he wanted to know how to release ponies from the pit. But she wouldn't tell him.....so he did this. *the inmate starts to sob*
#15939 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Release ponies from the pit? What does that mean? Did you notice anything else about the pony that attacked? Did you get a name at all? Do you know where they went?
User avatar #15940 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
The pit's where all the bad'uns go. The ones what really like to hurt other ponies and can't be fixed. SHE lives down there with 'em. Painkiller. Painkiller wanted her, and a few other nasties. Said that his friend mister cognus needed them because he had a surprise he wanted to give his brother.
#15941 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
This is bad.

Is he still around, do you know?
User avatar #15942 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
yes. He was having trouble with the locks. miss keeper's a clever one. She made the magic lock to the pit. Please save her mister, she's all some of us have got.
#15943 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Don't worry...she's been roughed up pretty bad, but I think she'll pull through. I've done what I can, but she needs a real hospital.
User avatar #15944 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*V* Uhm, I'll carry her. I'm not really that great at combat, and quite honestly a lot of ponies think I'm kind of dumb, but I can get her to a hospital. Just uhm, be careful okay?
#9334 - Okay. Well, if you want to have a bite to eat before you go. N…  [+] (11 new replies) 03/08/2014 on secondlawprevails's profile 0
#9335 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
No...thank you, I'm good.

So, how's that son of yours coming along?
User avatar #9336 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*shakes his head* Every bit his grandfather's descendant. Not a single drop of chaos in him. What did I do wrong Horus?
#9337 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Set, I keep telling you, it's fine. Look on the bright side...if you'd had a more chaotic son, he probably would have been plotting to kill you since he was born...and maybe even talk in a sinister and somewhat annoying accent.

At least with this guy you hardly have to worry about family feuds. Because let's face it, that's about the last thing you guys need.
User avatar #9338 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
But.....but.....he's supposed to take after me. And I love sinister accents, it's a fine art lost to the world.
#9339 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Set, you ever stop to think that maybe taking after you isn't the best path? I mean, in all honesty, you have got some serious problems. Not to mention the much bigger ones you only recently got over.
User avatar #9340 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*tries to laugh it off* Hey what's that supposed to mean?! *breaks down and shakes his head* It's not my fault I got gypped because everyone loved my stupid brother! Why did he get to be pharaoh?
#9341 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Set...calm down. Look...you turned out the way you did because you had so many issues with family and friends. I will admit, you were looked down on at times, and you didn't have many that were willing to help you up.

But don't you think that's a good reason to make sure your son doesn't suffer the same way? Don't hate him for being different...because then he'll only develop the same hate that you had for all of us. Keep acting this way and he may turn out more like you than even you would like.
User avatar #9342 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
All right....Maybe it's better and ponies won't be so unfair to him as they were to me.
#9343 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Tell you what...The boy seems like he could use some friends. Why don't I bring him along on our little trip.

If nothing else, it would be a good opportunity for him and Jayden to bond a bit. Plus...I bet he'd find it pretty interesting.
User avatar #9344 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*P* Can I daddy, plea.....I mean, let me go dad!
*Sighs* Yes, he can go.
* Yay! thank you cousin Horus! *
#9345 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
It's my pleasure. Come along Ptah. Jayden. We're already a little behind, and we've got a good bit of distance to cover still.
#15928 - Oh yeah! Now I got it. The keeper lady at the loony bin said t…  [+] (16 new replies) 03/08/2014 on coolponyboy's profile 0
#15929 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Well...wonderful. Craziness and life threatening emergencies. Just what I needed today.

Gods...might as well still be a mercenary. Alright...I'll go.
User avatar #15930 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
Well, I mean, thanks I guess....even though it's not me in danger. I mean, should I be thanking you? I dunno, if you want I'll tag along. It might give me some cool Ideas for a new weapon to make or something. Hmmmm *vulcan spaces out staring into the distance*
#15931 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Do whatever you like. Just try and stay out of the way please.
User avatar #15932 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*when they arrive at the asylum it stands dark and gloomily except for a giant hole blown in where the gates used to be* Dude, this place looks wicked! Not like straight up evil wicked, but like background for a thrash metal video wicked!
#15933 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Hush up...We need to be on guard. There's no telling yet what could have done this, or if it's still a threat.
User avatar #15934 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*pokes a head inside* Looks clear enough. I mean except for the burning trail of destruction and dead bodies. But other than that it's pretty clear.
#15935 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
*Holds his dagger close* Stay behind me, and watch our backs. Yell if you see anything.
User avatar #15936 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*there's a sound of wailing and they come across one of the inmates desperately performing CPR on the battered body of the keeper* No! Miss keeper, you can't leave us! You gotta take care of us an tell us it's safe! Gotta keep all the spookies away at night!
#15937 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Damn it... *Goes up and kneels by the keeper, looking over her quickly for assessment*

Try to stay calm. I'm...I was, a doctor. Tell me what happened here while I try and figure this out.
User avatar #15938 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
She was going around making sure we was all in our beds, cause it was night time, and there was this tall, nasty like pony, and he wanted to know how to release ponies from the pit. But she wouldn't tell him.....so he did this. *the inmate starts to sob*
#15939 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Release ponies from the pit? What does that mean? Did you notice anything else about the pony that attacked? Did you get a name at all? Do you know where they went?
User avatar #15940 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
The pit's where all the bad'uns go. The ones what really like to hurt other ponies and can't be fixed. SHE lives down there with 'em. Painkiller. Painkiller wanted her, and a few other nasties. Said that his friend mister cognus needed them because he had a surprise he wanted to give his brother.
#15941 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
This is bad.

Is he still around, do you know?
User avatar #15942 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
yes. He was having trouble with the locks. miss keeper's a clever one. She made the magic lock to the pit. Please save her mister, she's all some of us have got.
#15943 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Don't worry...she's been roughed up pretty bad, but I think she'll pull through. I've done what I can, but she needs a real hospital.
User avatar #15944 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*V* Uhm, I'll carry her. I'm not really that great at combat, and quite honestly a lot of ponies think I'm kind of dumb, but I can get her to a hospital. Just uhm, be careful okay?
#9332 - *smiles* Thank you uh-oh......*set animates a giant mechanical…  [+] (13 new replies) 03/08/2014 on secondlawprevails's profile 0
#9370 - captainyoshi (03/08/2014) [-]
*A giant golden eagle dives down and grabs the Squirrel and poofs up a machine gun and quickly starts to fire a rapid fire stream of cupcakes
User avatar #9372 - secondlawprevails (03/10/2014) [-]
*set and nephthys take cover in what appears to be a tank made of jello* Fire canon! *a spray of whipped cream erupts from the barrel*
#9373 - captainyoshi (03/10/2014) [-]
Quick Ptah

*Hides behind him*



Do something
User avatar #9374 - secondlawprevails (03/10/2014) [-]
Uhm....erm...Aha! *several bears bound into the house, put on napkins and begin to eat the tank*
#9375 - captainyoshi (03/10/2014) [-]
Nice thinking... Now... lets hit em hard...

*Raises a large ketchup bottle out of the ground and starts firing a steady stream at them*
User avatar #9377 - secondlawprevails (03/11/2014) [-]
Agh! We surrender! We surrender! *chuckles* Not bad....for an order goddess.
#9379 - captainyoshi (03/11/2014) [-]
*Hoofbumps ptah* Oh that was so much fun... I haven't had that much fun since Loki and Pandora were little.
User avatar #9380 - secondlawprevails (03/11/2014) [-]
Oh my faust.....did we just hear an order goddess admit that chaos is fun? Next thing you know, she'll be laughing at fart jokes.
#9381 - captainyoshi (03/11/2014) [-]
Ive raised a goddess of chaos and a goddess of mayhem... You've never seen chaos like an argument between those two... Oh... I miss when Pandora was so fun like that... she hasn't been the same since she disappeared.
User avatar #9382 - secondlawprevails (03/11/2014) [-]
What happened to her? There's not much that can upset a chaos god.
#9383 - captainyoshi (03/11/2014) [-]
Im not so sure myself... she never really told anypony about it. We found her beaten and bruised in a temple of Zeus
User avatar #9384 - secondlawprevails (03/11/2014) [-]
Hmmmm, interesting. I mean obviously whatever happened to her was terrible. Just....the circumstances are interesting. I forget, was it zeus or Jupiter that we killed? We did kill him right?
#9385 - captainyoshi (03/11/2014) [-]
I believe that Zeus was slain by Ra and Jupiter...
#15926 - Uhm......wait.....hang on.....it's on the tip of my tongue....…  [+] (18 new replies) 03/08/2014 on coolponyboy's profile 0
#15927 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
*Sighs and taps his hoof*
User avatar #15928 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
Oh yeah! Now I got it. The keeper lady at the loony bin said to send for you because something crazy was going down and she needed help. Something about life threatening urgency. I dunno. *shrugs*
#15929 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Well...wonderful. Craziness and life threatening emergencies. Just what I needed today.

Gods...might as well still be a mercenary. Alright...I'll go.
User avatar #15930 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
Well, I mean, thanks I guess....even though it's not me in danger. I mean, should I be thanking you? I dunno, if you want I'll tag along. It might give me some cool Ideas for a new weapon to make or something. Hmmmm *vulcan spaces out staring into the distance*
#15931 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Do whatever you like. Just try and stay out of the way please.
User avatar #15932 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*when they arrive at the asylum it stands dark and gloomily except for a giant hole blown in where the gates used to be* Dude, this place looks wicked! Not like straight up evil wicked, but like background for a thrash metal video wicked!
#15933 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Hush up...We need to be on guard. There's no telling yet what could have done this, or if it's still a threat.
User avatar #15934 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*pokes a head inside* Looks clear enough. I mean except for the burning trail of destruction and dead bodies. But other than that it's pretty clear.
#15935 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
*Holds his dagger close* Stay behind me, and watch our backs. Yell if you see anything.
User avatar #15936 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*there's a sound of wailing and they come across one of the inmates desperately performing CPR on the battered body of the keeper* No! Miss keeper, you can't leave us! You gotta take care of us an tell us it's safe! Gotta keep all the spookies away at night!
#15937 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Damn it... *Goes up and kneels by the keeper, looking over her quickly for assessment*

Try to stay calm. I'm...I was, a doctor. Tell me what happened here while I try and figure this out.
User avatar #15938 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
She was going around making sure we was all in our beds, cause it was night time, and there was this tall, nasty like pony, and he wanted to know how to release ponies from the pit. But she wouldn't tell him.....so he did this. *the inmate starts to sob*
#15939 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Release ponies from the pit? What does that mean? Did you notice anything else about the pony that attacked? Did you get a name at all? Do you know where they went?
User avatar #15940 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
The pit's where all the bad'uns go. The ones what really like to hurt other ponies and can't be fixed. SHE lives down there with 'em. Painkiller. Painkiller wanted her, and a few other nasties. Said that his friend mister cognus needed them because he had a surprise he wanted to give his brother.
#15941 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
This is bad.

Is he still around, do you know?
User avatar #15942 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
yes. He was having trouble with the locks. miss keeper's a clever one. She made the magic lock to the pit. Please save her mister, she's all some of us have got.
#15943 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Don't worry...she's been roughed up pretty bad, but I think she'll pull through. I've done what I can, but she needs a real hospital.
User avatar #15944 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*V* Uhm, I'll carry her. I'm not really that great at combat, and quite honestly a lot of ponies think I'm kind of dumb, but I can get her to a hospital. Just uhm, be careful okay?
#9331 - A her? *set raises an eyebrow.  [+] (13 new replies) 03/08/2014 on secondlawprevails's profile 0
#9333 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Don't even think about it Set. I can assure you quite confidently that it's nothing like that.
User avatar #9334 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
Okay. Well, if you want to have a bite to eat before you go. Nephthys has been on a kick for reanimating master chefs recently, so it ought to be god as long as nothing rotted off and fell into it.
#9335 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
No...thank you, I'm good.

So, how's that son of yours coming along?
User avatar #9336 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*shakes his head* Every bit his grandfather's descendant. Not a single drop of chaos in him. What did I do wrong Horus?
#9337 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Set, I keep telling you, it's fine. Look on the bright side...if you'd had a more chaotic son, he probably would have been plotting to kill you since he was born...and maybe even talk in a sinister and somewhat annoying accent.

At least with this guy you hardly have to worry about family feuds. Because let's face it, that's about the last thing you guys need.
User avatar #9338 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
But.....but.....he's supposed to take after me. And I love sinister accents, it's a fine art lost to the world.
#9339 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Set, you ever stop to think that maybe taking after you isn't the best path? I mean, in all honesty, you have got some serious problems. Not to mention the much bigger ones you only recently got over.
User avatar #9340 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*tries to laugh it off* Hey what's that supposed to mean?! *breaks down and shakes his head* It's not my fault I got gypped because everyone loved my stupid brother! Why did he get to be pharaoh?
#9341 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Set...calm down. Look...you turned out the way you did because you had so many issues with family and friends. I will admit, you were looked down on at times, and you didn't have many that were willing to help you up.

But don't you think that's a good reason to make sure your son doesn't suffer the same way? Don't hate him for being different...because then he'll only develop the same hate that you had for all of us. Keep acting this way and he may turn out more like you than even you would like.
User avatar #9342 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
All right....Maybe it's better and ponies won't be so unfair to him as they were to me.
#9343 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Tell you what...The boy seems like he could use some friends. Why don't I bring him along on our little trip.

If nothing else, it would be a good opportunity for him and Jayden to bond a bit. Plus...I bet he'd find it pretty interesting.
User avatar #9344 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*P* Can I daddy, plea.....I mean, let me go dad!
*Sighs* Yes, he can go.
* Yay! thank you cousin Horus! *
#9345 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
It's my pleasure. Come along Ptah. Jayden. We're already a little behind, and we've got a good bit of distance to cover still.
#25730 - We'll dance over here in the corner. No one else will notice t…  [+] (14 new replies) 03/08/2014 on captainyoshi's profile 0
#25731 - captainyoshi (03/08/2014) [-]
Okay
User avatar #25732 - secondlawprevails (03/10/2014) [-]
*stumbles slightly* Sorry, I'm not very good at dancing. But this is nice.
#25733 - captainyoshi (03/10/2014) [-]
Its okay
User avatar #25734 - secondlawprevails (03/11/2014) [-]
Some day huh? I was kind of worried about when we were attacked. I didn't want anything to you know...upset you.
#25735 - captainyoshi (03/11/2014) [-]
I kinda hid... I didn't want to hurt anypony
User avatar #25736 - secondlawprevails (03/11/2014) [-]
*hugs her close* There's the smart pony I love....
#25737 - captainyoshi (03/11/2014) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #25738 - secondlawprevails (03/11/2014) [-]
*looks out at njord and aquaria* I don't know how they do it, having so many ponies watching them.
#25739 - captainyoshi (03/11/2014) [-]
Just thinking about it makes me nervous
User avatar #25740 - secondlawprevails (03/11/2014) [-]
*runs a hoof through her hair* It's okay. I'd never ask you to do anything like that. Unless you wanted me to that is.
#25741 - captainyoshi (03/11/2014) [-]
Im okay...
User avatar #25742 - secondlawprevails (03/11/2014) [-]
*trips over Freyja's sleeping figure and stumbles head first into the cake*
#25743 - captainyoshi (03/11/2014) [-]
OhmygoshOhmygoshOhmygoshOhmygosh Im so sorry
User avatar #25744 - secondlawprevails (03/11/2014) [-]
It's not your fault. *gives Freyja a few tentative kicks* Okay, she's fine. No one harmed here but the cake folks. Uhm...yeah, you can go back to whatever you were doing.....
#9329 - *nephthys waves her new septer and a pile of rotting fish skel…  [+] (15 new replies) 03/08/2014 on secondlawprevails's profile 0
#9330 - captainyoshi (03/08/2014) [-]
*The cats run over, grab the fish and start pelting Set with them*


Nice thinking Ptah.
User avatar #9332 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*smiles* Thank you uh-oh......*set animates a giant mechanical squirrel with charges after them pelting them with acorns
#9370 - captainyoshi (03/08/2014) [-]
*A giant golden eagle dives down and grabs the Squirrel and poofs up a machine gun and quickly starts to fire a rapid fire stream of cupcakes
User avatar #9372 - secondlawprevails (03/10/2014) [-]
*set and nephthys take cover in what appears to be a tank made of jello* Fire canon! *a spray of whipped cream erupts from the barrel*
#9373 - captainyoshi (03/10/2014) [-]
Quick Ptah

*Hides behind him*



Do something
User avatar #9374 - secondlawprevails (03/10/2014) [-]
Uhm....erm...Aha! *several bears bound into the house, put on napkins and begin to eat the tank*
#9375 - captainyoshi (03/10/2014) [-]
Nice thinking... Now... lets hit em hard...

*Raises a large ketchup bottle out of the ground and starts firing a steady stream at them*
User avatar #9377 - secondlawprevails (03/11/2014) [-]
Agh! We surrender! We surrender! *chuckles* Not bad....for an order goddess.
#9379 - captainyoshi (03/11/2014) [-]
*Hoofbumps ptah* Oh that was so much fun... I haven't had that much fun since Loki and Pandora were little.
User avatar #9380 - secondlawprevails (03/11/2014) [-]
Oh my faust.....did we just hear an order goddess admit that chaos is fun? Next thing you know, she'll be laughing at fart jokes.
#9381 - captainyoshi (03/11/2014) [-]
Ive raised a goddess of chaos and a goddess of mayhem... You've never seen chaos like an argument between those two... Oh... I miss when Pandora was so fun like that... she hasn't been the same since she disappeared.
User avatar #9382 - secondlawprevails (03/11/2014) [-]
What happened to her? There's not much that can upset a chaos god.
#9383 - captainyoshi (03/11/2014) [-]
Im not so sure myself... she never really told anypony about it. We found her beaten and bruised in a temple of Zeus
User avatar #9384 - secondlawprevails (03/11/2014) [-]
Hmmmm, interesting. I mean obviously whatever happened to her was terrible. Just....the circumstances are interesting. I forget, was it zeus or Jupiter that we killed? We did kill him right?
#9385 - captainyoshi (03/11/2014) [-]
I believe that Zeus was slain by Ra and Jupiter...
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#25729 - captainyoshi (03/08/2014) [-]
With... all these ponies watching? I dont know.
User avatar #25730 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
We'll dance over here in the corner. No one else will notice they're busy watching my brother and his wife.
#25731 - captainyoshi (03/08/2014) [-]
Okay
User avatar #25732 - secondlawprevails (03/10/2014) [-]
*stumbles slightly* Sorry, I'm not very good at dancing. But this is nice.
#25733 - captainyoshi (03/10/2014) [-]
Its okay
User avatar #25734 - secondlawprevails (03/11/2014) [-]
Some day huh? I was kind of worried about when we were attacked. I didn't want anything to you know...upset you.
#25735 - captainyoshi (03/11/2014) [-]
I kinda hid... I didn't want to hurt anypony
User avatar #25736 - secondlawprevails (03/11/2014) [-]
*hugs her close* There's the smart pony I love....
#25737 - captainyoshi (03/11/2014) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #25738 - secondlawprevails (03/11/2014) [-]
*looks out at njord and aquaria* I don't know how they do it, having so many ponies watching them.
#25739 - captainyoshi (03/11/2014) [-]
Just thinking about it makes me nervous
User avatar #25740 - secondlawprevails (03/11/2014) [-]
*runs a hoof through her hair* It's okay. I'd never ask you to do anything like that. Unless you wanted me to that is.
#25741 - captainyoshi (03/11/2014) [-]
Im okay...
User avatar #25742 - secondlawprevails (03/11/2014) [-]
*trips over Freyja's sleeping figure and stumbles head first into the cake*
#25743 - captainyoshi (03/11/2014) [-]
OhmygoshOhmygoshOhmygoshOhmygosh Im so sorry
User avatar #25744 - secondlawprevails (03/11/2014) [-]
It's not your fault. *gives Freyja a few tentative kicks* Okay, she's fine. No one harmed here but the cake folks. Uhm...yeah, you can go back to whatever you were doing.....
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#9567 - coolponyboy (19 minutes ago) [-]
Set Cognus...I need to have a word with you.
#9292 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
*Knocks on the door* Hello? Set? Nephthys?
#9548 to #9547 - coolponyboy (04/04/2014) [-]
So long as you invite Jayden from time to time. Would you be alright with that, Jayden?
User avatar #9549 to #9548 - secondlawprevails (04/04/2014) [-]
Sure daddy! I don't have a whole lot of friends so this is great!
#9550 to #9549 - coolponyboy (04/04/2014) [-]
Wonderful. I'm sure you kids will get along greatly.
User avatar #9551 to #9550 - secondlawprevails (04/06/2014) [-]
*P* I'm sorry if what I did was irresponsible uncle Horus. I just....as far as I know, there's never been a dragon mage before, and I was curious to see what she'd do with it.
User avatar #9552 to #9551 - coolponyboy (04/07/2014) [-]
*A* Hehe...I'm kinda curious, too.

*Poofs a clown wig onto Ptah* Chaos!
User avatar #9553 to #9552 - secondlawprevails (04/10/2014) [-]
Well, I suppose I should have forseen something like this happeneing. Which is why I made a giant jello monster! *a humongous blob of jello roars, and hops on top of ashspitter encasing her in cherry jello*
#9554 to #9553 - coolponyboy (04/10/2014) [-]
Oh dear...and the two chaos beings collide.

*Ash grins and brandishes her claws, then starts whirling around like the tazmanian devil, splattering the jello everywhere from the small tornado*
User avatar #9555 to #9554 - secondlawprevails (04/16/2014) [-]
*mimes pulling a pin from a grenade and lobbing it, when several mimes run up and begin miming attacking Ashspitter* Mime grenade!
#9556 to #9555 - coolponyboy (04/16/2014) [-]
Uh...kids...maybe you should take it easy for now. She is new at this, after all.
User avatar #9557 to #9556 - secondlawprevails (04/16/2014) [-]
They're mimes, they're not actually going to hurt her.
#9558 to #9557 - coolponyboy (04/16/2014) [-]
Well it's not so much the mimes I'm worried about, it's-

*Suddenly a large zap comes from around Ashspitter, sending the mimes flying and causing everyone's hair to stand straight up*

...her response.
User avatar #9559 to #9558 - secondlawprevails (04/17/2014) [-]
*while several mimes dramtically feign death around him, Ptah hurls a bolo made of rubberr chickens at ashspitter, tying her up*
User avatar #9560 to #9559 - coolponyboy (04/17/2014) [-]
*A* Ah! Hey, no fair. *Flaps her wings in desperation, not moving anywhere*
User avatar #9561 to #9560 - secondlawprevails (04/17/2014) [-]
*grins* Give up yet?
User avatar #9562 to #9561 - coolponyboy (04/17/2014) [-]
*She huffs and plows a puff of thick black smoke in his face*
User avatar #9563 to #9562 - secondlawprevails (04/17/2014) [-]
*sneezes and tumbles over backwards getting his head stuck in a giant golden pot* Hpf! Hpf Me!
#9564 to #9563 - coolponyboy (04/17/2014) [-]
*Ash giggles as Horus walks over* Come on now...I'm sure even your father doesn't need to hear anything about you being a pothead.
User avatar #9565 to #9564 - secondlawprevails (3 hours ago) [-]
*the pot fragments and explodes* Ha, ha, very funny.
#9566 to #9565 - coolponyboy (24 minutes ago) [-]
I thought it was pretty clever.

*A* Here, I'll help you be more funny. *She poofs a clown nose onto his face and giggles as he frowns slightly*

*H* Hey.

*A* Hay is for horses! *Summons a seltzer bottle that sprays him in the face* Hehe, your dad is fun to play with, Jayden.
User avatar #9527 to #9292 - secondlawprevails (03/28/2014) [-]
*J* If I'm ever pharaoh like Grandpa says I'm gonna be, I'll fix things!
User avatar #9528 to #9527 - coolponyboy (03/28/2014) [-]
*Eondra smiles a motherly grin at him* I'm sure you will, child. Without a doubt.

Oh...where'd Ash run off to now? Oh, sometimes I wish hatchlings weren't always so small...so easy to lose sight of them. Next thing you know, they wind up under your fat old claws...
User avatar #9529 to #9528 - secondlawprevails (03/28/2014) [-]
*ptah smiles nervously like he knows something but quietly backs behind Horus*
#9530 to #9529 - coolponyboy (03/28/2014) [-]
Everything alright, Ptah? You seem... *Suddenly a growl is heard and a giant solid gold dog springs out of one of the nearby treasure piles and pounces on Horus*

Gah! What the-!
User avatar #9531 to #9530 - secondlawprevails (03/28/2014) [-]
I...might have shared a little chaos magic with Ashspitter......
User avatar #9532 to #9531 - coolponyboy (03/29/2014) [-]
*Kicks the mutt off and glares at Ptah* Young man...We're going to have to have a talk about that.

You're lucky right now we need to find Ashspitter before she gets herself hurt.
User avatar #9533 to #9532 - secondlawprevails (03/29/2014) [-]
I....I.....Okay.
User avatar #9534 to #9533 - coolponyboy (03/29/2014) [-]
*They find Ash, laughing and skipping around along with some floating, dancing coins and gems*

Grandma, look what I can do now! *She flicks her claw and dark clouds develop above them, as a red rain begins to fall in the cave*

*H* What the...ow! It's raining lava!
User avatar #9535 to #9534 - secondlawprevails (03/30/2014) [-]
Ashspitter, I'd be careful not to let my gift to you go to your head. It can be fun, but it's always at least a little risky, so treat it with a little bit of respect.
User avatar #9536 to #9535 - coolponyboy (03/30/2014) [-]
*She shrinks back as Eondra stands over them to shield them from the rain* Oh, uh...okay. I'm sorry.
User avatar #9537 to #9536 - secondlawprevails (04/02/2014) [-]
Think of it as the fire you wield, beautiful, powerful, useful, but incredibly dangerous if used in the wrong way.
User avatar #9538 to #9537 - coolponyboy (04/02/2014) [-]
*E* Must say...I've never heard of a dragon possessing chaos powers before. I'd be lying if I didn't think this was pretty interesting. Though above all else, I have to be sure Ash will be safe.
User avatar #9539 to #9538 - secondlawprevails (04/02/2014) [-]
*grins at them* Well, I'm not going to go about it like my father did. 'Here's some chaos powers, go wild kid! Have Fun! Blow some stuff up for Faust's sakes!'
User avatar #9540 to #9539 - coolponyboy (04/02/2014) [-]
*A* Oh...Does that mean you'll help me learn it?
User avatar #9541 to #9540 - secondlawprevails (04/02/2014) [-]
Uhm, I guess so. That'd be the helpful thing, right?
#9542 to #9541 - coolponyboy (04/02/2014) [-]
Well, you gave her the powers. The way I see it, that makes her your responsibility.
User avatar #9543 to #9542 - secondlawprevails (04/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, Thankfully as long as you're creative and a fast thinker, chaos is pretty easy to get a hoof on.
User avatar #9544 to #9543 - coolponyboy (04/02/2014) [-]
*A* Oh boy, I can't wait!

*E* Hm...I suppose this means you'll be visiting here every so often, little one. I guess that means I'll have to start making pony-friendly comfort zones here. *Chuckles*
User avatar #9545 to #9544 - secondlawprevails (04/02/2014) [-]
I guess so. Would that be okay with you uncle Horus?
#9546 to #9545 - coolponyboy (04/02/2014) [-]
I don't see why not.

After all, it might be good for you to have a friend like Ash.
User avatar #9507 to #9292 - secondlawprevails (03/21/2014) [-]
*P* Sorry miss Eonia. I honestly didn't mean to.
#9508 to #9507 - coolponyboy (03/21/2014) [-]
Eondra. And I can vouch...He didn't mean any harm.

*E* Oh, it's alright. I don't mind too much, so long as you're all safe. Do try and be more careful, though.
User avatar #9509 to #9508 - secondlawprevails (03/21/2014) [-]
Sorry. *quietly to Ashspitter* Do you know the best part about chaos magic though?
User avatar #9510 to #9509 - coolponyboy (03/21/2014) [-]
*Shakes her head* No...What?
User avatar #9511 to #9510 - secondlawprevails (03/21/2014) [-]
*a tiny ball of purple pulses in Ptah's hoof* You can share it.
User avatar #9512 to #9511 - coolponyboy (03/22/2014) [-]
*Stares at the ball, wide eyed* Share it? How? *Reaches out to poke it with her claw*
User avatar #9513 to #9512 - secondlawprevails (03/22/2014) [-]
*as she touches it, the ball makes a slurping noise as it flys up through her arm and into her body*
Like that.
User avatar #9514 to #9513 - coolponyboy (03/22/2014) [-]
Woah! Ah! What just happened?
User avatar #9515 to #9514 - secondlawprevails (03/22/2014) [-]
I gave you a little piece of chaos.
User avatar #9516 to #9515 - coolponyboy (03/22/2014) [-]
Oh, cool! So...what do I do with it?
User avatar #9517 to #9516 - secondlawprevails (03/23/2014) [-]
Whatever you want. Just be careful. You know what happens when it goes wrong. *winks at her then trots over to join Jayden in looking at several swords amidst the treasure*
#9518 to #9517 - coolponyboy (03/23/2014) [-]
*She wiggles her now slightly glowing claws around with a smile on her face as Horus approaches the boys*

How are you two liking it here so far? You certainly seem to be getting along well enough with Ash.
User avatar #9519 to #9518 - secondlawprevails (03/23/2014) [-]
*J* Everyone here seems really nice daddy. I've never seen so much treasure! Is it true mortals used to bring this kind of stuff to us as offerings? Grandpa says...no, oops you told me not to repeat that word. Nevermind.
#9520 to #9519 - coolponyboy (03/23/2014) [-]
*Chuckles* Yes...it's true. The gods were kind of sticklers for showing devotion back then. You basically had to be willing to give them anything and everything you owned just to prove you were loyal.

Nowadays it's not so strict. Some praying here and there, maybe offer up a trinket or two. Simple stuff.
User avatar #9521 to #9520 - secondlawprevails (03/23/2014) [-]
Hmmmm. Hey Daddy did you ever fight the Titans?I'm beginning to think a lot of the stuff that Grandpa says isn't exactly true.
#9522 to #9521 - coolponyboy (03/23/2014) [-]
Me? Oh, I...I can't exactly remember...
User avatar #9523 to #9522 - secondlawprevails (03/23/2014) [-]
Grandpa says that they were horrible greedy tyrants and a lot of other words I'm not supposed to repeat, but then I met one, and he seemed okay.
#9524 to #9523 - coolponyboy (03/23/2014) [-]
Things change, Jayden. And so do people.
User avatar #9525 to #9524 - secondlawprevails (03/23/2014) [-]
I was thinking, if gods can change, maybe mortals and dragons could change. I mean they both can speak the common language. Surely they could work things out in a better way than fighting.
User avatar #9526 to #9525 - coolponyboy (03/23/2014) [-]
*E* There are those who try, funnily enough. Groups of ponies who protest for our sake. Saying we deserve some rights due to our sentience. But, it doesn't seem like it will be enough. As with all things more powerful than them, they only see monsters.
User avatar #9487 to #9292 - secondlawprevails (03/19/2014) [-]
It kind of is. Stuff tends to go really wrong. *picks up a coin* I'll show you what happens, stand back.
User avatar #9488 to #9487 - coolponyboy (03/19/2014) [-]
*Plops back a few steps, staring at him curiously*
User avatar #9489 to #9488 - secondlawprevails (03/19/2014) [-]
I'm going to try and turn this coin into a chicken *the surface of the coin boils and bubbles before a mass of giant tentacles erupts out of the side and begin to thrash around before the half formed coin creature stops and solidifies*
User avatar #9490 to #9489 - coolponyboy (03/19/2014) [-]
Oh, cool! *Giggles* Creepy, but cool!

Do it again!
User avatar #9491 to #9490 - secondlawprevails (03/19/2014) [-]
No. The thing is, that's not always what happens It's chaos for a reason.
User avatar #9492 to #9491 - coolponyboy (03/19/2014) [-]
Well do something else then. C'mooon, I wanna see!
User avatar #9493 to #9492 - secondlawprevails (03/21/2014) [-]
Fine....don't say I didn't warn you. *the next coin transforms into a suit of armor with glowing red eyes*
It's chaos spawn RUN!
User avatar #9494 to #9493 - coolponyboy (03/21/2014) [-]
Chaos what?
User avatar #9495 to #9494 - secondlawprevails (03/21/2014) [-]
*dodges a bolt of energy* Chaos spawn. Beings without any particular reason to exist and a tendency to do nasty violent things.
User avatar #9496 to #9495 - coolponyboy (03/21/2014) [-]
Oh, umm... *Shouts as she runs away from a blast*

Does this mean we should go get your dad?
User avatar #9497 to #9496 - secondlawprevails (03/21/2014) [-]
*P* It's not my dad, it's my uncle, Hey Jayden, think you could blow it up?
*J* I'm kind of busy running for my life here.
User avatar #9498 to #9497 - coolponyboy (03/21/2014) [-]
I got it! *Tries to blow fire on it but only succeeds in spitting a few sparks* Oh darn...
User avatar #9499 to #9498 - secondlawprevails (03/21/2014) [-]
*the chaos spawn utters a string of gibberish before turning the coins around it into tiny golden scorpions*
*J* DADDY!!! HEEELP!!!!!
#9500 to #9499 - coolponyboy (03/21/2014) [-]
What on earth is going on?
User avatar #9501 to #9500 - secondlawprevails (03/21/2014) [-]
*the chaos spawn spouts more gibberish and fires a blast at him*
*P* Sorry Uncle Horus, I was showing them what happened when chaos magic went wrong!
#9502 to #9501 - coolponyboy (03/21/2014) [-]
*Conjures a shield, deflecting the blast away* Ugh...I hate these things. Haven't fought one since your father used them, Ptah. Get behind me kids.

*Deflects another blast and shoots lightning at the spawn*
User avatar #9503 to #9502 - secondlawprevails (03/21/2014) [-]
*The chaos spawn howls in some not existant language and arcs of lighting continue to crackle around it's body arcing off and melting bits of treasure*
#9504 to #9503 - coolponyboy (03/21/2014) [-]
Mph...this won't be too easy.

......Of course, I could be wrong. *Looks up as Eondra towers up behind the spawn, growling before she snaps forward and swallows the chaos spawn, giving a rumbling burp afterword*
User avatar #9505 to #9504 - secondlawprevails (03/21/2014) [-]
*P* Wow! That was cool!
User avatar #9506 to #9505 - coolponyboy (03/21/2014) [-]
*E* Well, can't have some creature rampaging through my home, threatening my grandchildren and destroying my treasure, now can I?
User avatar #9466 to #9292 - secondlawprevails (03/14/2014) [-]
Are we gonna meet your daddy?
User avatar #9467 to #9466 - coolponyboy (03/14/2014) [-]
I...wouldn't recommend it. He doesn't really like ponies. You know...since what happened to mommy.
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User avatar #9468 to #9467 - secondlawprevails (03/18/2014) [-]
Oh...well if it helps any we're not technically ponies. We're gods!
User avatar #9470 to #9468 - coolponyboy (03/18/2014) [-]
Oh...I don't think that will help much, actually.
User avatar #9471 to #9470 - secondlawprevails (03/19/2014) [-]
Oh, sorry. It was worth a try.
User avatar #9472 to #9471 - coolponyboy (03/19/2014) [-]
Well, at least he's not here now. So we can still be friends!
User avatar #9473 to #9472 - secondlawprevails (03/19/2014) [-]
*J* That sounds fun! What do you do for fun around here?
User avatar #9474 to #9473 - coolponyboy (03/19/2014) [-]
I usually just mess around in the wealth piles...or listen to Grandma's stories. Other times I'm practicing stuff, like flying, and fire, and hunting.
User avatar #9475 to #9474 - secondlawprevails (03/19/2014) [-]
We practice fighting sometimes. Daddy and grampa say it's really important.
User avatar #9476 to #9475 - coolponyboy (03/19/2014) [-]
Oh that's right, you ponies use pointy sticks and stuff to fight, don't you?

That's definitely weird...like how do you even holds onto them if you don't have claws?
User avatar #9477 to #9476 - secondlawprevails (03/19/2014) [-]
*jayden goes to say something but Ptah claps a hoof over his mouth* We don't want to drag this thread into a metaphysical debate.
User avatar #9478 to #9477 - coolponyboy (03/19/2014) [-]
.....What?
User avatar #9479 to #9478 - secondlawprevails (03/19/2014) [-]
Nothing, just some fourth wall breaking. Magic. We hold stuff with magic. Let's leave it at that.
User avatar #9480 to #9479 - coolponyboy (03/19/2014) [-]
Oh...Magic sounds nice.
User avatar #9481 to #9480 - secondlawprevails (03/19/2014) [-]
*P* I'm really good at magic. Well, chaos magic anyway.
User avatar #9482 to #9481 - coolponyboy (03/19/2014) [-]
What's chaos magic?
User avatar #9483 to #9482 - secondlawprevails (03/19/2014) [-]
It's magic that doesn't really follow any rules. It doesn't need an energy source or any real objectives or concentration.
User avatar #9484 to #9483 - coolponyboy (03/19/2014) [-]
So you just kind of wave your hoof and random stuff happens?
User avatar #9485 to #9484 - secondlawprevails (03/19/2014) [-]
It's not that simple. You have to create and think very quickly. You have to throw out the ideas very quickly or the chaos will corrupt it.
User avatar #9486 to #9485 - coolponyboy (03/19/2014) [-]
Well that just sounds scary.
User avatar #9446 to #9292 - secondlawprevails (03/12/2014) [-]
*J* My ancestors were a great civilization that far outshines today's insolence!....Or, at least that's what my Grandfather says.
User avatar #9447 to #9446 - coolponyboy (03/12/2014) [-]
Your grandfather sounds kind of rude.
User avatar #9448 to #9447 - secondlawprevails (03/12/2014) [-]
He's not rude, actually he's very strict with manners. He's just...really old fashioned. I'm sure your mom could tell you.
User avatar #9449 to #9448 - coolponyboy (03/12/2014) [-]
The one your daddy's talking to is my Grandma. I don't have a mom anymore...
User avatar #9450 to #9449 - secondlawprevails (03/12/2014) [-]
Oh...uhm....sorry?
User avatar #9451 to #9450 - coolponyboy (03/12/2014) [-]
You don't need to be sorry. It wasn't your fault. She was hunted while she was tending her newest batch of eggs, the one I came from. They...killed her and all the eggs. I was the only one who made it.

All there is is me, Grandma, and my dad and big brother, who both went on the migration.
User avatar #9452 to #9451 - secondlawprevails (03/12/2014) [-]
*J* Who would do something like that? We should find them and teach them a lesson!
User avatar #9453 to #9452 - coolponyboy (03/12/2014) [-]
Ponies hunt dragons all the time, according to my daddy. He says it's because they're so scared of us, like they do with other monsters. Only...I never really thought we were monsters.
User avatar #9454 to #9453 - secondlawprevails (03/12/2014) [-]
*P* Monsters are individuals, not species. Anything that would hurt ponies for no good reason is a monster.
User avatar #9455 to #9454 - coolponyboy (03/12/2014) [-]
Dragons don't usually hurt ponies intentionally, unless they're trespassing on said dragon's territory.

But I can understand how that can get complicated, since a dragon can try and claim pretty much anything as it's "territory."
User avatar #9456 to #9455 - secondlawprevails (03/13/2014) [-]
*P*It'd be nice if you left some kind of warning signs we could understand
User avatar #9457 to #9456 - coolponyboy (03/13/2014) [-]
Daddy says the charred earth and piles of pony bones ought to be enough...
User avatar #9458 to #9457 - secondlawprevails (03/13/2014) [-]
And you never thought that maybe those kinds of signs could send the wrong message? You know, most animals don't take very kindly to piles of their own kinds bones.
User avatar #9459 to #9458 - coolponyboy (03/13/2014) [-]
I don't know! I'm just saying what my daddy and big brother say all the time.

I'm still really young you know. I can't even fly, or breathe more than a few sparks yet.
User avatar #9460 to #9459 - secondlawprevails (03/13/2014) [-]
*P* You know, a simple sign saying warning: Dragons Would be enough for most folks to steer clear.
User avatar #9461 to #9460 - coolponyboy (03/13/2014) [-]
Even that doesn't help so much.

Some ponies, when they look at a warning about dragons, see a warning about dragons. Others see an opportunity to try and snag some of the dragon's treasures.
User avatar #9462 to #9461 - secondlawprevails (03/13/2014) [-]
I see. That is a problem. here's one. Warning Large carniverous reptiles?
User avatar #9463 to #9462 - coolponyboy (03/13/2014) [-]
That...might actually work.
User avatar #9464 to #9463 - secondlawprevails (03/13/2014) [-]
*Ptah grins* See, there's always a better solution!
User avatar #9465 to #9464 - coolponyboy (03/13/2014) [-]
I'll have to tell daddy about it as soon as he gets home.
User avatar #9366 to #9292 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
I'm jayden.
And I'm Ptah!
User avatar #9367 to #9366 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Wow...those are pretty weird names. *Walks around the two boys, curiously, even giving Ptah a poke with her claw* How'd you earn them?
User avatar #9368 to #9367 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*J* Uhm, my daddy named me.
*P* Not me, I named myself!
User avatar #9369 to #9368 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Really? That's weird. Most of us younger dragons have to earn our names. Like I got mine from...well, nevermind.

*E* She kept trying to eat the ashes and embers because she wanted to be able to breathe fire like the grown ups. Needless to say, she didn't find them very appetizing.

*A* Grandmaaa! *Brings her tail up and tries to cover her face with it* You know how embarrassing that is?
User avatar #9371 to #9369 - secondlawprevails (03/10/2014) [-]
*P* But you're wiser for it, aren't you?
User avatar #9376 to #9371 - coolponyboy (03/10/2014) [-]
Uh...I guess so. I learned that ash doesn't taste good...and it sticks on the inside of your mouth, too. It was really gross.
User avatar #9378 to #9376 - secondlawprevails (03/11/2014) [-]
*J* Ugh, I bet that was nasty. Why did you wanna breath fire so badly? I mean, you're a dragon, you're going to do it eventually.
User avatar #9410 to #9378 - coolponyboy (03/12/2014) [-]
Wouldn't you want to breathe fire?

Besides...I like to think I didn't know any better at the time. I was still just a hatchling.
User avatar #9413 to #9410 - secondlawprevails (03/12/2014) [-]
*J* I know one day I'm gonna be super powerful, just like my grandpa. But not yet. I still gotta grow into my powers.
User avatar #9418 to #9413 - coolponyboy (03/12/2014) [-]
Oh...Can you do any neat things now?
User avatar #9421 to #9418 - secondlawprevails (03/12/2014) [-]
Well yeah....sorta....okay, more often than not I just accidentally blow stuff up.
*P* I'm really good at teaching the mortals useful things!
User avatar #9423 to #9421 - coolponyboy (03/12/2014) [-]
Blowing stuff up seems neat!

And what kind of things do you teach? Maybe we could learn some stuff!

*Eondra laughs* Ever the eager spirit, this one.

*H* We'll leave you kids to have fun. Eondra and I are going to do some catching up for a bit. Be careful, now.
User avatar #9425 to #9423 - secondlawprevails (03/12/2014) [-]
Okay daddy! Well, I was trying to just make stuff and it gets pretty frustrating to have something materialize and then explode.
*P*I like to help them figure out how to improve their crops, and build bigger and better buildings. Oh, and I invent all kinds of useful tools for them too! I have an idea! If we were dragons, what would our names be?
User avatar #9432 to #9425 - coolponyboy (03/12/2014) [-]
Hmm...Well, probably... Aidbringer for Ptah.

And Jayden, I imagine yours would be something along the lines of Firestarter. *Giggles*
User avatar #9435 to #9432 - secondlawprevails (03/12/2014) [-]
*P* Aidbringer....I kind of like it.
*J* Firestarter sounds pretty cool too!
User avatar #9436 to #9435 - coolponyboy (03/12/2014) [-]
They'd probably sound a lot better in the dragon language...but I kinda doubt you guys would be able to pronounce them.
User avatar #9439 to #9436 - secondlawprevails (03/12/2014) [-]
*P* My ancestors used a different language too. It was called Hieroglyphics!
User avatar #9440 to #9439 - coolponyboy (03/12/2014) [-]
Oh, Grandma showed me a few of those from some old treasures she had.

They look weird, and I didn't understand any of it. Are you sure it's actually a language? Maybe your ancestors just got bored and doodled a lot.
User avatar #9442 to #9440 - secondlawprevails (03/12/2014) [-]
No, it was a language, it was just really different from the one they use now.
User avatar #9444 to #9442 - coolponyboy (03/12/2014) [-]
It seems kind of weird that your ancestors talked in pictures.
#9346 to #9292 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
Where are we going daddy?
#9347 to #9346 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
You'll see soon.

*Eventually they arrive at the base of a tall mountain, and they stand in front of a large cave opening in the side of it* Here we are.

*A low, deep growl suddenly comes from deep inside the cave*
User avatar #9348 to #9347 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*jayden ducks behind Horus's leg* Uhm, daddy?
#9349 to #9348 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
*Chuckles* What's the matter...you're not scared are you?
User avatar #9350 to #9349 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
A little.
*P* what's in there? Is it one of those cool planet dragon thingies?
#9351 to #9350 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Firstly, those are called Alphas now, apparently. And I believe the only dragons of their kind are miss Terra and miss Keima. The rest vary.

But no, it's not a planet dragon. *Just then the ground shakes and a rather enormous dragon steps out of the cave, glaring down at them, and huffing a plume of black smoke on them, causing Horus to cough a little*

Just a normal dragon.
User avatar #9352 to #9351 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
Oh.....that's a little less scary I guess.
User avatar #9353 to #9352 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
*The dragon stares for a moment longer before she grins, showing that one of her fangs is missing* My, my...Horus! It's been a good while since I've seen you, even by my standards!

*Horus laughs* Yes, so it has. It's good to see you again, Eondra. Allow me to introduce you. This is my son, Jayden. And my cousin, Ptah. Boys, this is Eondra, a very old friend of mine, since I was young. She's the dragon I fought in that story I told you, Jayden. Remember?
User avatar #9354 to #9353 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, you needed her tooth to impress a lady!
#9355 to #9354 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
*E* Yes, and he put up a good fight for it, too, if I remember. Your father's a true warrior son. That is, assuming he's still got that old spark in him.

*H* Well as it happens, even gods age slower than dragons. I've still got plenty of spark left in me, rest assured.

*E* Oh, I'm sure. A shame though, since now I'm big enough to the point where I could just snap my jaws and gobble you right up, eh? Hehehe.

*H* Hey, I beat you last time, didn't I?

*E* Oh please. I was being generous. Your father likes to brag, doesn't he? Meanwhile I was only about twice as big as he is now the last time we fought.
User avatar #9356 to #9355 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, he does sometimes, but I like his stories. I can learn bout ponies like my great grandpa that I never got to meet.
User avatar #9357 to #9356 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
*E* Ah, yes, the one who cared for our sun at the time. Quite a pleasant pony, from what I knew. Never met him myself though.

Oh dear, please forgive me. You all shouldn't be standing out here. Would you like to come in? I doubt it will be too comfortable, but I'll offer what hospitality I can. Come in, please. *Leads them into the cave, which is absolutely littered with gold and riches, some stacks piled up to the ceiling, which seems to run up all the way to the top of the tall mountain.
User avatar #9358 to #9357 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*P* Why do you have so much treasure miss? I mean, I'm just wondering why it is that drogons like shiny things so much.
User avatar #9359 to #9358 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Well, consider it a territory thing. We may be smarter than most other creatures, but we still have our primal urges, just like you have yours.

Dragons collect things simply to show that they're better, and have the bigger territory. Besides, it makes for a nice hobby.
User avatar #9360 to #9359 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
I guess that makes sense.
#9361 to #9360 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
*A young dragonling trots in* Grandma grandma! I...Oh...Who are they? And...why do they look so weird?

*E* Those are ponies, Ash. And just some friends of mine.

*She grins at them* Oh, Wow, actual ponies! I've never seen any before!

*Eondra chuckles* This is Ashspitter, my grandaughter. I'm watching over her while the rest of the family is out for the migration.

*A* Hiya!
User avatar #9362 to #9361 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*P* Hi! I've never met dragons before today, but you seem friendly enough!
*J* You guys, uhm yeah friendly, *tries to hide behind Horus's leg*
#9363 to #9362 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Jayden, there's no reason to be scared. They're not going to hurt you, I swear. Go ahead, say hello.
User avatar #9365 to #9364 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Hi! I'm Ash! What's your name?
User avatar #9295 to #9292 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
Nephew do come in!
#9301 to #9295 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Good evening...Sorry if I'm interrupting anything.

I was just on my way taking Jayden on a special trip and decided to stop by and say hello.
User avatar #9303 to #9301 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
Special trip? Where to?
#9304 to #9303 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Just to visit an old friend of mine.

I'm trying to keep it a surprise.
User avatar #9313 to #9304 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
I mean, if not it's no big deal.
#9327 to #9313 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Nah I doubt you've met her.
User avatar #9331 to #9327 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
A her? *set raises an eyebrow.
#9333 to #9331 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Don't even think about it Set. I can assure you quite confidently that it's nothing like that.
User avatar #9334 to #9333 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
Okay. Well, if you want to have a bite to eat before you go. Nephthys has been on a kick for reanimating master chefs recently, so it ought to be god as long as nothing rotted off and fell into it.
#9335 to #9334 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
No...thank you, I'm good.

So, how's that son of yours coming along?
User avatar #9336 to #9335 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*shakes his head* Every bit his grandfather's descendant. Not a single drop of chaos in him. What did I do wrong Horus?
#9337 to #9336 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Set, I keep telling you, it's fine. Look on the bright side...if you'd had a more chaotic son, he probably would have been plotting to kill you since he was born...and maybe even talk in a sinister and somewhat annoying accent.

At least with this guy you hardly have to worry about family feuds. Because let's face it, that's about the last thing you guys need.
User avatar #9338 to #9337 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
But.....but.....he's supposed to take after me. And I love sinister accents, it's a fine art lost to the world.
#9339 to #9338 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Set, you ever stop to think that maybe taking after you isn't the best path? I mean, in all honesty, you have got some serious problems. Not to mention the much bigger ones you only recently got over.
User avatar #9340 to #9339 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*tries to laugh it off* Hey what's that supposed to mean?! *breaks down and shakes his head* It's not my fault I got gypped because everyone loved my stupid brother! Why did he get to be pharaoh?
#9341 to #9340 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Set...calm down. Look...you turned out the way you did because you had so many issues with family and friends. I will admit, you were looked down on at times, and you didn't have many that were willing to help you up.

But don't you think that's a good reason to make sure your son doesn't suffer the same way? Don't hate him for being different...because then he'll only develop the same hate that you had for all of us. Keep acting this way and he may turn out more like you than even you would like.
User avatar #9342 to #9341 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
All right....Maybe it's better and ponies won't be so unfair to him as they were to me.
#9343 to #9342 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
Tell you what...The boy seems like he could use some friends. Why don't I bring him along on our little trip.

If nothing else, it would be a good opportunity for him and Jayden to bond a bit. Plus...I bet he'd find it pretty interesting.
User avatar #9344 to #9343 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*P* Can I daddy, plea.....I mean, let me go dad!
*Sighs* Yes, he can go.
* Yay! thank you cousin Horus! *
#9345 to #9344 - coolponyboy (03/08/2014) [-]
It's my pleasure. Come along Ptah. Jayden. We're already a little behind, and we've got a good bit of distance to cover still.
User avatar #9309 to #9304 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*set leans in* anyone I know?
#9276 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Good evening Set... and its a pleasure to finally meet you in person Nephthys. I do hope Im not intruding. But Ive come over for a little business... mostly on behalf of Cupid.
User avatar #9433 to #9276 - secondlawprevails (03/12/2014) [-]
Thank you. It's nice to have someone visit on their own free will.
#9434 to #9433 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
Ill certainly have to come over more often... when Im not so busy anyway.
User avatar #9437 to #9434 - secondlawprevails (03/12/2014) [-]
*ptah is busy playing peek-a-boo with the dragon behind a box*
Well, you're welcome to swing by anytime.
#9438 to #9437 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
That sounds lovely.
User avatar #9441 to #9438 - secondlawprevails (03/12/2014) [-]
Have a safe flight home, mind the zombies on your way out.
#9443 to #9441 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
And have a wonderful rest of your night.
User avatar #9406 to #9276 - secondlawprevails (03/12/2014) [-]
*S* What is it buddy?
#9407 to #9406 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
*A small sleeping dragon sits in the middle of the package*

Oh my goodness... a dragon... that... was kind of unexpected... a gift from Aries I see... I didn't expect it to be a pet... Im sorry.
User avatar #9408 to #9407 - secondlawprevails (03/12/2014) [-]
*P* Sorry for what? This is awesome!
*S* Maybe it'll help him get in trouble!
*nephthys squees and hugs eternia*
#9409 to #9408 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
Oh another hug... I... never figured you to be a hugger.
*Politely hugs her back*
User avatar #9411 to #9409 - secondlawprevails (03/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, but most ponies kind of shy away from it. It's the whole undead thing, I know.
#9412 to #9411 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
Well thats a shame
User avatar #9414 to #9412 - secondlawprevails (03/12/2014) [-]
But I can't blame then. I mean, I wouldn't want to smell like a mummy if I could help it either.
#9415 to #9414 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
Oh well... I want to let you know one thing... The fewer friends you tend to have... the more important they feel to you and the greater bonds you build.
User avatar #9416 to #9415 - secondlawprevails (03/12/2014) [-]
Well then, that makes you very important!
#9417 to #9416 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
Oh... well thank you.
That means a lot.
User avatar #9419 to #9417 - secondlawprevails (03/12/2014) [-]
If we can ever do anything for you, just let us know. We'll do our best to be nice and helpful.
#9420 to #9419 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
Hmm... perchance do you have any tea? Im a little tired from all that... Im not quite as young as I once was. Id just love to settle down and relax.
User avatar #9422 to #9420 - secondlawprevails (03/12/2014) [-]
Uhm....I think so *walks over to a drawer and begins pulling out elephants, tanks, rockets, rubber chickens, etc.* it's here somewhere....Aha! It's sort of an old blend if you don't mind. Something Nephthys's priests used to use.
#9424 to #9422 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
Oh that sounds nice.
User avatar #9426 to #9424 - secondlawprevails (03/12/2014) [-]
*they pour her a cup of tea* Do you take anything with your tea? Sorry it's not as fancy as that stuff the prometheans have. I tried a cup once and it was delicious! And I don't even like tea!
#9427 to #9426 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
Oh nothing please. Thank you very much
User avatar #9428 to #9427 - secondlawprevails (03/12/2014) [-]
*N* Sorry if it's not the best tea. The priests would drink it to go into hallucinatory half comas where they would commune with the dead. But it is tea. Mostly.
#9429 to #9428 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
Its quite nice... I dont mind a little bitterness in my tea.
User avatar #9430 to #9429 - secondlawprevails (03/12/2014) [-]
Okay. Ptah, dear, would you help our guest and fetch the cookies?
#9431 to #9430 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
I must say... I am really enjoying my visit.
User avatar #9386 to #9276 - secondlawprevails (03/11/2014) [-]
A shame, gods normally know what happens around their temples. He might have had something.
#9387 to #9386 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/11/2014) [-]
Im not fond of Zeus... he was a serious rule breaker... chose to join up with the legion and cause a lot of anarchy. Also... its kind of irritating how he would constantly refer to me as "Toots"

It is rather disrespectful.
User avatar #9388 to #9387 - secondlawprevails (03/11/2014) [-]
*N* Does that mean you don't like me either? I don't so much break the rules, as constantly bend them.
#9389 to #9388 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/11/2014) [-]
Oh of course not... I dug up some old rules from when Osiris was in command and started reading and revising some of the laws for the necromancy god... and since then Ive had no problem... If I had a problem with you I wouldn't have been so willing to throw you this little party
User avatar #9390 to #9389 - secondlawprevails (03/12/2014) [-]
*Set gets a glint in his eyes* On the topic of Revising Brother's rules.....*phantom chains made of glowing hieroglyphs briefly flicker into visibility around set's body*
#9391 to #9390 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
Im afraid I dont so much have the authority right now to undo such a thing.
User avatar #9392 to #9391 - secondlawprevails (03/12/2014) [-]
Eternia, May we confide in you some pertinent information? It has to do with rules and such.
#9393 to #9392 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
Very well then.
User avatar #9394 to #9393 - secondlawprevails (03/12/2014) [-]
Ptah, go read your book for a minute. Have you ever heard of the great order stones?
#9395 to #9394 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
A little bit
User avatar #9396 to #9395 - secondlawprevails (03/12/2014) [-]
When Ra first wrote Ma'at, that's our version of order, he inscribed the great order of all things on four massive boulders buried beneath the desert. They were the power that enforced the laws and bind us all. I believe Cognus may be hatching some scheme to uncover and break the order stones.
#9397 to #9396 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
Hmmm... Then Im hoping you can assist me in this matter then.
User avatar #9398 to #9397 - secondlawprevails (03/12/2014) [-]
I don't know how he plans to do it. I'm only privy to his stronger thoughts. As much as I'd like to see Osiris crippled and broken, I don't believe destroying Ma'at is the best way.
#9399 to #9398 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
I understand... I will look into this matter as best I can... thank you.
User avatar #9400 to #9399 - secondlawprevails (03/12/2014) [-]
Be careful....Cognus is dangerously clever. He's the result of Ra trying to make me foresee the consequences of my actions, as a result, he's the ultimate schemer. Not that we're overly overly concerned in the matters of chaos gods, but, you are the nicest one we've ever met.
*P* Can I come out now?
*N* yes darling.
#9401 to #9400 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
Welcome back Ptah my dear
User avatar #9402 to #9401 - secondlawprevails (03/12/2014) [-]
*P* What's that last big present? Can I open it? Pleeeease?
#9403 to #9402 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
Go ahead Ptah
User avatar #9404 to #9403 - secondlawprevails (03/12/2014) [-]
*starts tearing at the paper* Oh geez, this is a big one.
#9405 to #9404 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/12/2014) [-]
It is quite large isn't it
User avatar #9324 to #9276 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*giggles and does the same*
#9325 to #9324 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
Thats better.
User avatar #9326 to #9325 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
I guess. *set pulls out what appears to be a shotgun and pelts her with a barrage of various scratch and sniff stickers*
#9328 to #9326 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
You want to play do you?

Well... I suppose Ill have to humor you a little bit then. Come on Ptah... you're on my team.

*Creates a catapult and fires a large ball of angry cats at him*
User avatar #9329 to #9328 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*nephthys waves her new septer and a pile of rotting fish skeletons erupt from the ground beneath them*
*Ptah conjures them a pair of gas masks* Ew yucky!
#9330 to #9329 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
*The cats run over, grab the fish and start pelting Set with them*


Nice thinking Ptah.
User avatar #9332 to #9330 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*smiles* Thank you uh-oh......*set animates a giant mechanical squirrel with charges after them pelting them with acorns
#9370 to #9332 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
*A giant golden eagle dives down and grabs the Squirrel and poofs up a machine gun and quickly starts to fire a rapid fire stream of cupcakes
User avatar #9372 to #9370 - secondlawprevails (03/10/2014) [-]
*set and nephthys take cover in what appears to be a tank made of jello* Fire canon! *a spray of whipped cream erupts from the barrel*
#9373 to #9372 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
Quick Ptah

*Hides behind him*



Do something
User avatar #9374 to #9373 - secondlawprevails (03/10/2014) [-]
Uhm....erm...Aha! *several bears bound into the house, put on napkins and begin to eat the tank*
#9375 to #9374 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
Nice thinking... Now... lets hit em hard...

*Raises a large ketchup bottle out of the ground and starts firing a steady stream at them*
User avatar #9377 to #9375 - secondlawprevails (03/11/2014) [-]
Agh! We surrender! We surrender! *chuckles* Not bad....for an order goddess.
#9379 to #9377 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/11/2014) [-]
*Hoofbumps ptah* Oh that was so much fun... I haven't had that much fun since Loki and Pandora were little.
User avatar #9380 to #9379 - secondlawprevails (03/11/2014) [-]
Oh my faust.....did we just hear an order goddess admit that chaos is fun? Next thing you know, she'll be laughing at fart jokes.
#9381 to #9380 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/11/2014) [-]
Ive raised a goddess of chaos and a goddess of mayhem... You've never seen chaos like an argument between those two... Oh... I miss when Pandora was so fun like that... she hasn't been the same since she disappeared.
User avatar #9382 to #9381 - secondlawprevails (03/11/2014) [-]
What happened to her? There's not much that can upset a chaos god.
#9383 to #9382 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/11/2014) [-]
Im not so sure myself... she never really told anypony about it. We found her beaten and bruised in a temple of Zeus
User avatar #9384 to #9383 - secondlawprevails (03/11/2014) [-]
Hmmmm, interesting. I mean obviously whatever happened to her was terrible. Just....the circumstances are interesting. I forget, was it zeus or Jupiter that we killed? We did kill him right?
#9385 to #9384 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/11/2014) [-]
I believe that Zeus was slain by Ra and Jupiter...
User avatar #9299 to #9276 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
Aw cool! You helpful gods are so nice and smart! I wanna be like you guys when I grow up!
#9300 to #9299 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
And Hephaestus made this one for you Nephthys.

*Hands her a very intricate scepter with a clear undead motif to it made of Obsidian and jade.*

Hephaestus wares are always the best

User avatar #9302 to #9300 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
Oh, if I were still on a vengeful kick, I could have some fun with this.....I mean thank you ma'am I really like it.
#9305 to #9302 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
And then... from Midas


*Opens up a box to reveal a large golden snake, which quickly leaps up into the air and bites its own tail forming a large ring*

This is just the gateway... he set to building a temple to you both
User avatar #9306 to #9305 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
Very dramatic. As expected from him. How is he getting along these days. Last I heard he was engaged to a titan.
#9307 to #9306 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
Oh hes just wonderful. I never thought he'd ever find himself a match that wasn't his own reflection... Im just glad hes happy

*Leads them through the gate into a large, sprawling temple of marble, with statues of Set, Nepththys and Ptah, each of which is covered in gems*

Be grateful... when it came to my birthday... I got a statue of himself. He actually made this one of you.

And Odins should be arriving soon.
User avatar #9308 to #9307 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
Ah, I wasn't aware the lord of the north had forgiven me for....previous actions.
#9310 to #9308 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
Odins quite a softy honestly.
A strong and noble warrior to the end.. but hes got a heart of gold.

*A large marble golem steps in and kneels down*

Oh yes... Odin supplied a temple guardian for you.
User avatar #9311 to #9310 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*P* Oh, cool!I wonder how it works? Could you teach me to make these? I wanna learn everything there is to know about everything!
#9312 to #9311 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
Im sure when hes not so busy... Odin would be glad to tell you
User avatar #9314 to #9312 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*P* What's he busy with? Maybe I could help?
*N* Honestly darling, you don't have to be so helpful and nice to everypony.
#9315 to #9314 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
Odins busy with fighting... Northern business. Nothing you'd be interested.
#9317 to #9316 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
Now then... we've still got a lot more to go.
#9318 to #9317 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
Oh my. I already feel quite spoiled. Still, a goddess could get used to this.
#9319 to #9318 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
So... Im going to start going a little quicker here... simply because I snagged a few slices of Njords wedding cake for the four of us and Ive been eagerly waiting to try it
User avatar #9320 to #9319 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*P* You got cake? You're the best ever miss eternia!
*S* Ahem, he means, thank you very much.
#9321 to #9320 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
Well... I was just going to grab one for myself... but since I was coming over anyway... I may as well have.
User avatar #9322 to #9321 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
Mmmmm this is really good.
*S* Son, at lest talk with your mouth full, please at least try to be a little chaotic. Please?
#9323 to #9322 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
Yes... like this Ptah... repeat after me.

*Smothers a little bit of icing in sets face*
#9277 to #9276 - secondlawprevails (03/07/2014) [-]
Uhm...okay, what's he need?
#9278 to #9277 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Well... he asked me if I could help him perform an old job of a lost god named Dionysus.
Which was to perform celebrations for gods when they were inaugurated into the modern laws... and well... Im here to do it instead... Im not the best at party throwing... but I did gather some rather nice gifts from some other gods.
User avatar #9279 to #9278 - secondlawprevails (03/07/2014) [-]
And you want us? No offense but most mortals don't exactly regard us as festive
#9280 to #9279 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
No no... thats not what I meant... Im here to throw you a celebration... since... well Cupid only brought that rule to my attention recently.... and Ive been so busy with other things... and so has Cupid. Hes currently at a wedding.
#9281 to #9280 - secondlawprevails (03/07/2014) [-]
Throw us a celebration? What for?
#9282 to #9281 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
For returning and passing Cupids rehabilitation... well... its kind of a late celebration for Set, a celebration for you and a celebration for your newborn child... Forgive me... as I said... Im rather late... but... well... I seldom have time for this....
User avatar #9283 to #9282 - secondlawprevails (03/07/2014) [-]
*they both look rather shocked* Uhm....thank you. We're not used to sort of attention, but please, make yourself at home. *nepthys shoves a zombie off of their couch*

*Ptah* Are you the rule goddess lady? I'm ptah.
#9284 to #9283 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
It is a pleasure to meat you Ptah. I am Eternia.
User avatar #9285 to #9284 - secondlawprevails (03/07/2014) [-]
*S* That's just the name he gave himself. We ahven't given him a name, because Osiris can't bind him if he doesn't have a name

*P* Dad, I honestly don't get what's wrong with uncle Osiris. He just likes things neat and orderly, that's all.
*S* That's exactly what's wrong with him!
#9286 to #9285 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Id rather not speak of Osiris. We have very different ideals of what order is. But... Well... lets move on to the presents already
User avatar #9287 to #9286 - secondlawprevails (03/07/2014) [-]
*P* Presents? Oh boy! *pulls out a note pad*
*S* Son? What are you doing?
*P* Writing these down so I can write thank yous to the nice ponies who gave them to us.
*Set groans and face hoofs*
#9288 to #9287 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
*Pulls a cart of presents stacked to the ceiling*

Your delivery ma'm

*E* Thank you Orderly. I... may have went a little overboard.
User avatar #9289 to #9288 - secondlawprevails (03/07/2014) [-]
*Nephthys hugs eternia* Oh wow! I don't think anyone's ever been so kind to us!
#9290 to #9289 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Oh... well... I did not expect that

*hugs her back*

Think nothing of it.
User avatar #9291 to #9290 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
*P* Can we open the presents now? Pleeeeeeease?
*N* Do you have to be so polite? It's not very chaotic.
#9293 to #9291 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
Very well... But... Loki wanted Set to open this one first

*Places a large gift box on the table. As Set opens it splatters a pie in his face prompting a small giggle from Eternia*

Oh... Well last I heard you did start it.
User avatar #9294 to #9293 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
Excuse me one second * remote labeled orbital rubber chicken cannon appears in set's hoof and he presses the button* Much better. Okay, what's next?
#9296 to #9294 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
*Takes out a checklist* Alright then... lets go down the list.

Next up is from my dear brother Darkspine and it is for Ptah.
User avatar #9297 to #9296 - secondlawprevails (03/08/2014) [-]
Oh boy! He's the guy with all the gadgets and cool ideas, right?
#9298 to #9297 - captainyoshi ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
Yes. Hes had quite a few innovations in technology.

I believe he got you an encyclopedia of godly history from the start of time till... just this very moment.
#9242 - coolponyboy (01/10/2014) [-]
Hello, Requiem? You home?
User avatar #9263 to #9242 - secondlawprevails (01/23/2014) [-]
quod sic. Postquam te salvum fecit.
yes. Ever since I saved you.
#9264 to #9263 - coolponyboy (01/23/2014) [-]
I see. I...was honestly sort of expecting it to be true, but...Still...I have no idea what to say now.
User avatar #9265 to #9264 - secondlawprevails (01/25/2014) [-]
*hums nervously, blushes again, and shrugs*
User avatar #9266 to #9265 - coolponyboy (01/25/2014) [-]
I mean...you saved my life, Requiem. I owe everything to you.
User avatar #9267 to #9266 - secondlawprevails (01/25/2014) [-]
*blushes and stares shyly at the ground*
User avatar #9268 to #9267 - coolponyboy (01/25/2014) [-]
*Smiles and takes his hoof* Requiem...you're the most incredible pony I've ever met. You deserve to be happy. And...I would love to give that to you.
User avatar #9269 to #9268 - secondlawprevails (01/25/2014) [-]
*smiles and hugs her, and being to sing all kinds of flowers out of the ground*
#9270 to #9269 - coolponyboy (01/25/2014) [-]
Heh, you certainly know how to appeal to the mares.
User avatar #9271 to #9270 - secondlawprevails (01/25/2014) [-]
*smiles and hums a single, beautiful note and all the flowers open at once, painting an image of Esther's face on the floor, before taking a dramatic bow*
#9272 to #9271 - coolponyboy (01/25/2014) [-]
*Claps* Amazing. You could totally make it as a professional artist.
User avatar #9273 to #9272 - secondlawprevails (01/25/2014) [-]
*sadly shakes his head* No....sc...scared. Shy.
#9274 to #9273 - coolponyboy (01/25/2014) [-]
Oh...it's okay. I understand.
User avatar #9275 to #9274 - secondlawprevails (01/25/2014) [-]
*smiles and begins to sing again*
#9244 to #9243 - coolponyboy (01/10/2014) [-]
Hey. Mind if I come in?
User avatar #9245 to #9244 - secondlawprevails (01/11/2014) [-]
*hums several cheerful notes and opens the door wider*
#9246 to #9245 - coolponyboy (01/11/2014) [-]
Thanks. Sorry if I'm bothering you, but there was a thing or two I wanted to ask you.
User avatar #9247 to #9246 - secondlawprevails (01/14/2014) [-]
*nods encouragingly and hums several happy notes*
User avatar #9248 to #9247 - coolponyboy (01/14/2014) [-]
Thanks.

Okay, well...first thing's first...I have a favor I want to ask you.

See, we kind of came across this guy who works for the Blackmare...I think that with the right persuasion he can be convinced to help us move against her.

Well...I may have went into it a little unprepared, and I ended up offering him anything he wants as a reward. And...well seeing as how I can't really accomplish that on my own, I was hoping you'd help me out on that front. Maybe just agree to poof him up a little something here and there to keep him satisfied? What do you say?
User avatar #9249 to #9248 - secondlawprevails (01/14/2014) [-]
*raises an eyebrow and sings out several brooding sounding notes*
User avatar #9250 to #9249 - coolponyboy (01/14/2014) [-]
I really hate to bring this to you like this...but it's the best I could come up with.

Besides, he doesn't really seem like the kind of guy who'd ask for really over the top stuff anyway.

But...it's up to you. I'm sure I can figure something else out if it makes you uncomfortable.
User avatar #9251 to #9250 - secondlawprevails (01/17/2014) [-]
*mutters several more worried notes, then sighs and nods*
#9252 to #9251 - coolponyboy (01/17/2014) [-]
Thank you Requiem. *Hugs him*

I promise I'll make it up to you somehow.
User avatar #9253 to #9252 - secondlawprevails (01/20/2014) [-]
*requiem blushes and makes several happy sounding notes*
User avatar #9254 to #9253 - coolponyboy (01/20/2014) [-]
Yes, well...ahem...

On a separate note, um...how have you been lately?
User avatar #9255 to #9254 - secondlawprevails (01/23/2014) [-]
solus
(lonely)
User avatar #9256 to #9255 - coolponyboy (01/23/2014) [-]
Oh...I'm sorry to hear that. I probably should come and visit more often.

I've just been pretty busy...you know...cleaning up out there.
User avatar #9257 to #9256 - secondlawprevails (01/23/2014) [-]
Ego cura est de vobis. Cave
I worry for you, be careful.
#9258 to #9257 - coolponyboy (01/23/2014) [-]
Requiem, while it's nice that you're worried, you know it's unnecessary.

I'm not even doing anything that dangerous. I've fought much worse than the criminal scum that I do now.
User avatar #9259 to #9258 - secondlawprevails (01/23/2014) [-]

Sed hoc non habet. Ego protector tuus sum.
But you don't have to do this. I could protect you.
#9260 to #9259 - coolponyboy (01/23/2014) [-]
...Requiem...Do you have a crush on me?
User avatar #9261 to #9260 - secondlawprevails (01/23/2014) [-]
*stares at the ground as he blushes a bright red and makes several frightened notes*
#9262 to #9261 - coolponyboy (01/23/2014) [-]
Requiem, be honest with me.

I'm not upset or anything.
#9190 - captainyoshi ONLINE (12/16/2013) [-]
Lady Hel... if I may. Your men set forth on an attack upon Njords ship and were fended off by southern godesses.

Most shamefully might I add. Such failure is unacceptable and must be rectified.
User avatar #9237 to #9190 - secondlawprevails (12/19/2013) [-]
His father used to be only mildly better. He's calmed down now that he thinks he's going to be married.
#9238 to #9237 - captainyoshi ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
*rubs her head a little more*

Perhaps you could spare me some aspirin or something
User avatar #9239 to #9238 - secondlawprevails (12/20/2013) [-]
Yes, it's in the bathroom cabinet help yourself.
#9240 to #9239 - captainyoshi ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #9241 to #9240 - secondlawprevails (12/24/2013) [-]
I really am sorry about him dear. Hopefully he'll catch himself some Atlantean damsel and leave the rest of us alone for a while.
User avatar #9214 to #9190 - secondlawprevails (12/19/2013) [-]
*Lopt* Can I have her? I mean, she's hot right?
#9216 to #9214 - captainyoshi ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
*Takes a large hammer off of the wall and slams it into Lopts head knocking him into the wall*

You will not touch my sister.
User avatar #9218 to #9216 - secondlawprevails (12/19/2013) [-]
Aw come on boss, it's not like we got any super models running around here. *chuckles and makes a rude grabbing gesture*
#9219 to #9218 - captainyoshi ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
*gives him a look of pure anger as he readies the hammer again*
User avatar #9220 to #9219 - secondlawprevails (12/19/2013) [-]
*hel* Save your strength. He's absolutely incorrigible. If you kill him he'll still regenerate the same drunken perv you see now.
#9221 to #9220 - captainyoshi ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
Who says I was going to kill him?
User avatar #9222 to #9221 - secondlawprevails (12/19/2013) [-]
Oh, in that case please carry on.
#9223 to #9222 - captainyoshi ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
Why do you insist upon such foolish help as your commander?
Surely your dear beasts would fight much better under more effective leadership?
User avatar #9225 to #9223 - secondlawprevails (12/19/2013) [-]
Because while he's an absolutely shameless sleaze, he's inherited his father's sense of naval prowess. He can tell you how a nautical battle will unfold when each ship is still a half hour away from it's enemy.
#9226 to #9225 - captainyoshi ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
If its alright... Id prefer not to work with him at any opportunity.
User avatar #9227 to #9226 - secondlawprevails (12/19/2013) [-]
Aw come on Baby, you all are the only mares down here. Well besides hel. But that hardly counts.
*H* Darling, would you please remind my admiral of his manners?
#9228 to #9227 - captainyoshi ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
*Punches him in the neck and electrocutes him*

If you ever even think anything obscene about me you will suffer. I may be a mare... but I am not your little marefriend
User avatar #9229 to #9228 - secondlawprevails (12/19/2013) [-]
Ow, sweethooves, ya made me spill my drink! No reason to get so hot and bothered. It's not like ya got any other potential customers around here. And everypony's got needs if ya know what I mean. Just come talk to me when ya need that itch scratched.
*H* Electra, will take this sorry drunk and throw him in a cell until he dries out? I need him sober for this assault.
#9230 to #9229 - captainyoshi ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
With pleasure
*Grabs him by the ear and starts pulling him into the other room*
User avatar #9231 to #9230 - secondlawprevails (12/19/2013) [-]
Oooh, taking me to where we can be all alone? *****
#9232 to #9231 - captainyoshi ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
*Knees him in the groin and tosses him into a Cell*

Pig.
User avatar #9233 to #9232 - secondlawprevails (12/19/2013) [-]
*coughs* easy with the merchandise. You'll be grateful for it one day. *winks drunkenly at her*
#9234 to #9233 - captainyoshi ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
*Sits down at the table next to Hel and starts rubbing her head*

I swear... If I was bound to him instead of you Id have broken that bond within the hour

User avatar #9235 to #9234 - secondlawprevails (12/19/2013) [-]
He's more tolerable when he's sober. The only problem is it's very rare that he's sober.
#9236 to #9235 - captainyoshi ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
Of all the people I could have met on my first say of Being alive... he had to be one of them
User avatar #9192 to #9190 - secondlawprevails (12/18/2013) [-]
*sigh* Fine dear, Kindly ask triton if he would kindly fetch my misguided admiral from the bottom of the sea. I leave his consequence to your judgement. How goes planning the assault on Atlantis?
#9193 to #9192 - captainyoshi ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Rather well.
The plan is to destroy the crystals that protect Atlantis and then release the Serpent and the Leviathan into their realm
User avatar #9195 to #9193 - secondlawprevails (12/18/2013) [-]
Excellent. I'll bet those Atlanteans will have never seen anything so massive as my darling Jormundgandr. He'll smash our way through their ranks in no time.
#9196 to #9195 - captainyoshi ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Im counting on that.
User avatar #9198 to #9196 - secondlawprevails (12/19/2013) [-]
Worry not my dear, were it not for Ares, I could say that my triplets have never let me down. And these ponies will be fighting in jormundgandr's home element.
User avatar #9200 to #9199 - secondlawprevails (12/19/2013) [-]
You seem tense dear. When is our assault? Have you heard from sir Triton yet?
#9201 to #9200 - captainyoshi ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
Upon the day of Njords wedding.
Tis when we strike.
User avatar #9202 to #9201 - secondlawprevails (12/19/2013) [-]
Is it wise to strike while Njord and his men are present? They are a powerful force and they could make this more difficult than need be.
#9203 to #9202 - captainyoshi ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
But we can strike down Njord as well... cutting him off from supporting the Allfather
User avatar #9204 to #9203 - secondlawprevails (12/19/2013) [-]
Very well then child, since you seem to think this such a feasible task, I'm putting you in charge of it. You are now personally responsible for trying to kill Njord. Are we understood?
#9205 to #9204 - captainyoshi ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
Very well.
User avatar #9206 to #9205 - secondlawprevails (12/19/2013) [-]
Ah, Triton, there we are. Thank you for rescuing Lopt even if he didn't deserve it.
#9207 to #9206 - captainyoshi ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
No problem my friend.
User avatar #9208 to #9207 - secondlawprevails (12/19/2013) [-]
Polite as well as handsome. How are you not your father's favorite child?
#9209 to #9208 - captainyoshi ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
Because only his dear princess matters
The center of the world she is no matter where she goes
User avatar #9210 to #9209 - secondlawprevails (12/19/2013) [-]
Well then, when my children knock on his door he'll see the error of his ways.
#9211 to #9210 - captainyoshi ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
Yes indeed
User avatar #9212 to #9211 - secondlawprevails (12/19/2013) [-]
And what of your sister? What will become of her once Atlantis has fallen?
#9213 to #9212 - captainyoshi ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
She will lose the world that so spoiled her and be left alone.
With nothing
#8899 - captainyoshi ONLINE (11/13/2013) [-]
Crimson... Thorn.
May we speak a moment.
I believe I may have some information that may be of value to you.
User avatar #9095 to #8899 - secondlawprevails (11/24/2013) [-]
Then, supposing I lent you my strength? As much as it pains me, I would do it for my brother. My own sorcery is not inconsiderable.
#9096 to #9095 - captainyoshi ONLINE (11/24/2013) [-]
I can try.

User avatar #9097 to #9096 - secondlawprevails (11/24/2013) [-]
I will make two tiny cuts on your shoulders, and two tiny cuts on my wrists, my sorcery will drain into you, and empower you for a short time, for teh duration I'll be rather helpless, so if you could please watch over me, Dracula
#9098 to #9097 - captainyoshi ONLINE (11/24/2013) [-]
*Before they can even react the stone shatters revealing a feral snarling Blackheart who forces them all towards the wall and disappears into the night*

*De* Oh gods... this is bad... All that magic power in a feral body... We're in serious trouble
User avatar #9101 to #9098 - secondlawprevails (11/24/2013) [-]
*C* I can follow him, and I'm going to. No harm will come to him! I won't allow it! *cuts his wrist and a trail of blood flows after blackheart* Now if only I could fly, or was one of those stupid shadow walkers.
#9102 to #9101 - captainyoshi ONLINE (11/24/2013) [-]
This is very bad indeed.
User avatar #9105 to #9102 - secondlawprevails (11/25/2013) [-]
You two are the only ones with wings, do you think you could follow him and find out where he goes? It should let us plan, stake out the area and avoid any surprises.
#9106 to #9105 - captainyoshi ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
Ill try my best.


User avatar #9107 to #9106 - secondlawprevails (11/25/2013) [-]
Gods speed you my friend. In the mean time, I need to get back to my study and retreive what documentation or magical artifacts I can to help with this. I also wish to consult with nicodemus. Deception would you terribly mind running an errand?
#9108 to #9107 - captainyoshi ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
Im only here because of Dracula.

*Floats through the wall and disappears*
User avatar #9109 to #9108 - secondlawprevails (11/25/2013) [-]
But....grrrr. I know you can still hear me cretin!
*T* But you promised us you'd help mister Blackheart! Surely you wouldn't break a promise?
#9110 to #9109 - captainyoshi ONLINE (11/25/2013) [-]
*Sigh* Fine... I cant say no to you kid... whaddya need
User avatar #9074 to #8899 - secondlawprevails (11/19/2013) [-]
*grits his teeth* Is this the moment? The injustice of this is getting rather hard to stomach.
#9075 to #9074 - captainyoshi ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
Listen here you little **** ... I am going to kill you... and I swear on my mothers grave... You will suffer. I will not stand to let your bodycount go any further than it already has.

My mother and father dead... most of my family... dead... my own brother turned against me... ALL BECAUSE OF YOU!!!


I dont care if you're just some lost kid... you're a monster... and You will die

*Bh* Brother please... help me

You're brothers gone you little brat. And you're next

*Damascus Bladelust tackles Richter and teleports Blackheart away before the memory goes black*
User avatar #9076 to #9075 - secondlawprevails (11/24/2013) [-]
Brother.....are you there brother?
#9078 to #9076 - captainyoshi ONLINE (11/24/2013) [-]
Thats the end of that memory
User avatar #9079 to #9078 - secondlawprevails (11/24/2013) [-]
You said we'd find him in there! Where is he? I...I just want to talk to my brother....to let him know no matter what I'll be there for him....
#9080 to #9079 - captainyoshi ONLINE (11/24/2013) [-]
He knows.
User avatar #9081 to #9080 - secondlawprevails (11/24/2013) [-]
Then why does he feel the need to face all of this alone? I know he's lost those close to him in the past, but I'm a little harder to kill than most. You see, I have an anchor.
#9082 to #9081 - captainyoshi ONLINE (11/24/2013) [-]
Because... he... *Sighs and looks at the floor*

He wants to end his life.
User avatar #9083 to #9082 - secondlawprevails (11/24/2013) [-]
*T* Why? I know he's sad, but he does have a family of sorts. Besides, what about all the good he does? Wouldn't it be a shame if he just....went away? And who's going to hep mister crimson and mister balthazar take care of me? They know Blackheart is the best one for talking to. They're both too old and cranky sometimes. *starts to cry tiny drops of starlight* We need him Mister Dracula. We all do.
#9084 to #9083 - captainyoshi ONLINE (11/24/2013) [-]
*Kneels down next to him*

I know boy... I know.
I dont understand his mind.... but this is what Ive discovered
User avatar #9085 to #9084 - secondlawprevails (11/24/2013) [-]
*sobs and clutches Dracula's leg* Then what can we do for him? We just gotta fix him.....we just gotta.
#9086 to #9085 - captainyoshi ONLINE (11/24/2013) [-]
We'll find a way somehow buddy.

I promise
User avatar #9087 to #9086 - secondlawprevails (11/24/2013) [-]
*runs over and hugs him* Thank you mister deception. *as he moves and the tears fall on several memories*
#9088 to #9087 - captainyoshi ONLINE (11/24/2013) [-]
Just go... please.
User avatar #9089 to #9088 - secondlawprevails (11/24/2013) [-]
But....you wouldn't do that to me if I needed help. Please, you gotta snap out of it. *the tears are compiling in a giant glistening pool of light*
#9090 to #9089 - captainyoshi ONLINE (11/24/2013) [-]
*The light begins growing engulfed by darkness*

No... just go.
User avatar #9091 to #9090 - secondlawprevails (11/24/2013) [-]
*C* But little brother, we need you. We believe you are stronger than your past.
#9092 to #9091 - captainyoshi ONLINE (11/24/2013) [-]
*Grows twisted and giant*

JUST GO

*All of them are forced out of his mind as the stone begins to crack*

*De* Woah woah woah... What the heck... I cant get back in
User avatar #9093 to #9092 - secondlawprevails (11/24/2013) [-]
*C* Gods damn it all! I thought you said we were gonna save him!
#9094 to #9093 - captainyoshi ONLINE (11/24/2013) [-]
Im trying...

*flies through the stone several times attempting to reenter*

I seriously cant... somepony put up some kind of mental block... Really strong one.
Would take somepony much stronger than me to break it.
User avatar #9051 to #8899 - secondlawprevails (11/19/2013) [-]
*shivers* I almost feel betrayed.......I called him brother for so many years......
#9052 to #9051 - captainyoshi ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
He did care about you though.
User avatar #9053 to #9052 - secondlawprevails (11/19/2013) [-]
*bitterly* Fine, let's find the memory of this real brother.
#9054 to #9053 - captainyoshi ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
Jealous much?
User avatar #9055 to #9054 - secondlawprevails (11/19/2013) [-]
Wouldn't you? After spending what feels like an eternity calling somepony friend and brother, to learn you were second best to a pony long sense turned to dust? I loved him as if he truly were my brother all these years..... I even found the heart to forgive him for what he took from me. And my thanks is to remain a mere acquaintance in his mind? I thought I meant more to him than that. But then again, he did kill me. What else should I have expected?
#9056 to #9055 - captainyoshi ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
You caused the death of a Goddess dude... Last time I checked thats a little bit too far.

He loved you too though you know... living in grief and misery for all the things he did to you. And then HAVING to punish you for your crimes. He killed you because he had no other choice buddy. You're kinda taking the worst possible approach to this possible buddy.
User avatar #9057 to #9056 - secondlawprevails (11/19/2013) [-]
*takes a minute to compose himself* I...apologize. I've not been the master of my own emotions lately. Such matters are best approached from the philosophical.
#9058 to #9057 - captainyoshi ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
The first cuts always the deepest ya know.