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#1446 - captainyoshi (05/23/2012) [-]
I was told I could find a mister Cronos here. Someone interested in fighting my enemy.
#1467 to #1449 - secondlawprevails (05/23/2012) [-]
*grabs the sword arm and forces darkangel to stab himself before bucking him in the face*
#1468 to #1470 - captainyoshi (05/23/2012) [-]
Cute.

*Fires a burst of energy obliterating Cronos in one shot*
#1469 to #1471 - secondlawprevails (05/23/2012) [-]
One does not dispose of the lord of time that easily *blinks to right beside him and snaps his neck*
#1470 to #1472 - captainyoshi (05/23/2012) [-]
You are a formidable challenge I must say. But you have sealed your worlds fate.

*lunges straight at Cronos and slices him repeatedly with his sword*
#1471 to #1473 - secondlawprevails (05/23/2012) [-]
*reverts to old cronos* No! I will not fail this time! *breaks off his own horn and stabs Darkangel in the eye with it, before sending a pulse of golden power through it*
#1472 to #1474 - captainyoshi (05/23/2012) [-]
Is this all you got? Seriously.
#1473 to #1475 - secondlawprevails (05/23/2012) [-]
*golden chains erupt under darkangel pinning him immobile* You wish.
#1474 to #1476 - captainyoshi (05/23/2012) [-]
*laughs, stands up and shatters the chains*

I am not from this world... I am not bound by your gods or your architects.
And once you die.... this world dies. So hurry it up and die already.
#1475 to #1477 - secondlawprevails (05/23/2012) [-]
Of course. Right after you. *runs and tackles him to the ground as a golden light falls from the sky vaporizing both of them*
#1476 to #1478 - captainyoshi (05/23/2012) [-]
*darkangel reforms*

The guardian never told father time here I couldn't be destroyed... so... due to that technicality.... I win... world ending time.
#1477 to #1479 - secondlawprevails (05/23/2012) [-]
*an image flickers as cronos tries to reform and fails repeatedly*
#1478 to #1480 - captainyoshi (05/23/2012) [-]
I thank you for breaking the first seal on my power. It will allow me to destroy your world... As soon as I break the second seal I shall devour your world.
#1479 to #1481 - secondlawprevails (05/23/2012) [-]
*what sounds like a broken audio clip can be heard as cronos flickers in and out of existance* Bu-...-ou I......op right there!
#1480 to #1482 - captainyoshi (05/23/2012) [-]
*turns around and leaves*

Thanks for the help... now I need someone stronger.
#1481 to #1483 - secondlawprevails (05/23/2012) [-]
*cronos manages to hold on* I will not end my life in failure!
#1447 to #1449 - secondlawprevails (05/23/2012) [-]
Yes? Are you the one I have sought?
#1448 to #1450 - captainyoshi (05/23/2012) [-]
That depends... who did you seek?
#1449 to #1451 - secondlawprevails (05/23/2012) [-]
A chance to prove myself. To restore my pride and honor. I seek a so called guardian to fight.
#1450 to #1452 - captainyoshi (05/23/2012) [-]
Well Im called the guardian but I don't think I'm the guy you think I am. I'm the good one.
#1451 to #1453 - secondlawprevails (05/23/2012) [-]
I care not which one you, so long as I get to fight.
#1452 to #1454 - captainyoshi (05/23/2012) [-]
Then... let us battle...
#1453 to #1455 - secondlawprevails (05/23/2012) [-]
You certainly don't look like much. Now run along and find me a real challenge.
#1454 to #1456 - captainyoshi (05/23/2012) [-]
Amusing... this being flings insults... unaware of how I have cloaked my power.
#1455 to #1457 - secondlawprevails (05/23/2012) [-]
being? I am a Titan! *guardian seems frozen in time as cronos runs and impales it*
User avatar #1456 to #1458 - captainyoshi (05/23/2012) [-]
Fool... Time flows for beings of your world

*Grabs Cronos by the horn and breaks it off*
Not for beings that exist outside of your world

*Two swords appear in between Cronos and Darkangel*

Draw a blade and we shall fight the way true warriors fight.
#1457 to #1459 - secondlawprevails (05/23/2012) [-]
*the horn begins healing slowly* The true lord of time needs no blade to defeat you.
#1458 to #1460 - captainyoshi (05/23/2012) [-]
Then fine... fight without one...
#1459 to #1461 - secondlawprevails (05/23/2012) [-]
I will. *the ground erupts in a massive explosion of golden energy underneath the guardian*
#1460 to #1462 - captainyoshi (05/23/2012) [-]
*Darkangel holds out his hoof redirecting the energy right back at Cronos. As Cronos sidesteps to dodge he sees Darkangel right next to him. Darkangel quickly kicks him into the blast*

Give me a challenge here.
#1461 to #1463 - secondlawprevails (05/23/2012) [-]
Ragh! *defects a swordblow with his watch before punching Darkangel in the face*
#1462 to #1464 - captainyoshi (05/23/2012) [-]
*Grabs cronos by the hoof and breaks his leg*

You are weak.
#1463 to #1465 - secondlawprevails (05/23/2012) [-]
*smashes his own watch* No. I was old. Was being the key word. *rips off both of darkangel's wings* face the true might of the Titan lord!
#1464 to #1466 - captainyoshi (05/23/2012) [-]
*Darkangel smiles as his body engulfs itself in flame. The flames clear up and he has transforned*

Thats just what I wanted.
#1465 to #1467 - secondlawprevails (05/23/2012) [-]
Oh shut up! *grabs his mane and throws him into a wall, proceeds to dash over and stomps on darkangel's face*
#1466 to #1468 - captainyoshi (05/23/2012) [-]
*Darkangel draws his katana and slices through Cronos chest. The burning energy causes Cronos to cringe in pain*

Feel that? Thats enough energy to rip an entire universe to shreds.
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