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#1352 - coolponyboy (05/21/2012) [-]
Well hello there! Cronos, I believe. a pleasure to make your acquaintance.
#1416 to #1354 - secondlawprevails (05/22/2012) [-]
*his body explodes as a small crack appears in Requiem's Chest* Come child, The world awaits your glorious Song!
#1373 to #1354 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2012) [-]
We are currently menaced by the nameless one. But he hides in shadows. Fighting is discouraged amongst the gods. Besides, I would not want to risk, upsetting Hectate. I would rather bury myself in a thousand of these lockets than endure one of her temper-tantrums. Perhaps there is some great disaster I could prevent, the world would be altered for the better, and they'd all have me to thank! But which event?
#1374 to #1375 - coolponyboy (05/22/2012) [-]
Well, it just so happens that a mysterious being turned up out of nowhere recently. nopony knows who it is or where it came from. it only calls itself "The Guardian." Hell if I know what that means, but apparently it's been looking for a warrior worthy enough to fight it, and that if it's defeated, it will leave.
#1375 to #1376 - secondlawprevails (05/22/2012) [-]
Very well, I shall seek this guardian and crush him with the a true titan's wrath. Hmmm what to do with the locket in the mean time? I can't just leave it lying around for some unfortunate mortal to find and zap themselves.
#1376 to #1377 - coolponyboy (05/22/2012) [-]
Oh, I'd be more than happy to take it off your hoofs. anything to help the greatest Lord of time this world has seen. i will not use it, even if i could figure out how to. I give you my word as a Royal Prince.
#1377 to #1378 - secondlawprevails (05/22/2012) [-]
I suppose. Any order dedicated to me has long since passed. A royal would be the next best thing. Takes off Locket. Careful not to touch it. I'll collect it as soon as I return! Thank you Lapris. I will redeem myself.
#1380 to #1379 - coolponyboy (05/22/2012) [-]
*magically floats the locket alongside him* I hope you do. good luck. farewell! *turns and leaves*
#1382 to #1382 - secondlawprevails (05/22/2012) [-]
You look rather pleased with yourself.
#1385 to #1384 - coolponyboy (05/22/2012) [-]
I suppose so. here's your jewelry. *floats the locket in front of the unnamed one, careful not to let it touch him* this is what you wanted, correct?
#1387 to #1387 - secondlawprevails (05/22/2012) [-]
Yes, and let me show you something marvelous! Follow me! All these thousands of years of planning have come down to this! Are you ready?
#1391 to #1389 - coolponyboy (05/22/2012) [-]
as i'll ever be. show me what you've got!
#1393 to #1393 - secondlawprevails (05/22/2012) [-]
Meet Requiem! Even, in his sleep, the land around him is slowly dying. All the nearby villages have been abandoned. Plants refuse to grow. All the animals have fled. *holds locket* and this is just the get up and go he needs to wake up.
#1395 to #1395 - coolponyboy (05/22/2012) [-]
I see. and his job is to... end all things?
#1398 to #1397 - secondlawprevails (05/22/2012) [-]
No, just ponykind.
#1399 to #1400 - coolponyboy (05/22/2012) [-]
What? I thought you wanted to purge evil! you never said anything about killing everypony!
#1402 to #1401 - secondlawprevails (05/22/2012) [-]
Everypony is evil Lapris. Deep down you're all the spawn of Cain! *an opening appears in requiem's chest and the locket moves inside before it closes* Awaken my child! And wipe the plague of ponies form this sphere!
#1405 to #1404 - coolponyboy (05/22/2012) [-]
No! I refuse to let you do this! *fires a bolt of magic at requiem*
#1407 to #1407 - secondlawprevails (05/22/2012) [-]
*requiem looks at him and begins to sing in a deep chanting voice. Lapris feels his very soul unraveling with every syllable chanted* Hear how beautiful his song is! Truly it will be the requiem of the ponies!
#1410 to #1409 - coolponyboy (05/22/2012) [-]
No! stop, p-please! *tries to fire another bolt of magic* You can't do this! you can't...
#1412 to #1412 - secondlawprevails (05/22/2012) [-]
*requiem continues chanting as Lapris feels every aspect of his Being is Atomized*
It's no use child, your kind is done. And you Helped to sign the death certificate. damned little traitor, serves you right.
#1415 to #1414 - coolponyboy (05/22/2012) [-]
NO! *with the last of his strength, he charges at Requiem and drives his horn into his chest*
#1354 to #1355 - coolponyboy (05/21/2012) [-]
I had heard stories, but they did not do you enough justice. i've got to say, you, sir, look marvelous! the perfect figure you sport so graciously, your eloquent mane, all topped off by that marvelous amulet you're wearing. oh, but forgive me, i forgot to introduce myself, i was so caught up in this glory. I am Prince Lapris.
#1355 to #1356 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2012) [-]
Bah, I no longer posses the appearance I used to. I have lost much in my travels. Lapris? That sounds familiar.
#1356 to #1357 - coolponyboy (05/21/2012) [-]
I am well known in the world of the mortals. or at least i was. i have been somewhat shunned by my family due to my recent... failure among them. it's enough to break a colt's heart. oh, but forgive me, you're probably not interested in hearing some strange alicorn's sad story.
#1357 to #1358 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2012) [-]
Relax, I too have failed. I sought to smite a foe, but ended up hurting a friend instead. I can understand your pain.
#1358 to #1359 - coolponyboy (05/21/2012) [-]
Indeed. i hate that anypony should have to feel the pains of failure and disgrace. and such a horrible pain it is... I wish there was some way to prevent such failures in the first place.
#1359 to #1360 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2012) [-]
Time and space are dangerous things to tinker with mortal. Even I am never quite sure what the slightest influence in the past will do.
#1360 to #1361 - coolponyboy (05/21/2012) [-]
how strange, thats just how i... ah, never mind. so tell me, Cronos, have you yet found retribution for your failure, if you dont mind me asking?
#1361 to #1362 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2012) [-]
No, my foe was defeated by another. But. I have found the means to ensure that it never happens again.
#1362 to #1363 - coolponyboy (05/21/2012) [-]
Oh really? and what's that?
#1363 to #1364 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2012) [-]
I've gone back in time, and spent last 32,000 years looking for this. *Holds up locket* Truly infinite power. Can you believe it?
#1364 to #1365 - coolponyboy (05/21/2012) [-]
Hmm, i don't know. usually things of that nature carry a large drawback. are you certain it's safe?
#1365 to #1366 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2012) [-]
As long as I keep it frozen in time, It can't hurt a fly. Take it out, and even I'll start to fry.
#1366 to #1367 - coolponyboy (05/21/2012) [-]
Well that doesn't sound smart. you're willing to risk your life just to have a little amulet to help you out in case you mess up again. I mean, you're the Great and Mighty Cronos! even if you mess up again, the odds of which are slim to none, if i can estimate, surely you wouldn't need that little thing!
#1367 to #1368 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2012) [-]
This 'little thing" contains more power than every god and Pegasus ever to grace this world. This way, I know it is safe, and that I can use it if need be. No more failures. My pride can be restored. No more of these Celestials making me look bad. Bucking rookies.
#1368 to #1369 - coolponyboy (05/21/2012) [-]
What exactly happened that makes you think this way?
#1369 to #1370 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2012) [-]
My replacement clockwork didn't let me have the dignity of fixing my own mistake. While I was apologizing, he fixed my error, and while I was away, he helped to defeat the one that tricked me. He thinks that he's so superior, just because he hasn't made a mistake yet.
#1370 to #1371 - coolponyboy (05/21/2012) [-]
Well, if you ask me, that gives you every right to prove him wrong! show him the might of a titan, show him you don't need powerful trinkets to over-come challenges, and that you, the mighty Cronos, can do it flawlessly, and under your own power! Prove to that fool Clockwork that you are not a failure!
#1371 to #1372 - secondlawprevails (05/21/2012) [-]
Yes! But how? What can I do to show them we titans are still the best!
#1372 to #1373 - coolponyboy (05/21/2012) [-]
Oh, ah, i have no idea. i don't know how gods usually settle their feuds. is there some great enemy that you can defeat, or an impossible task to complete, or maybe you could challenge him?
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