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#168 - anon (05/24/2015) [-]
ah **** i can't belive you did this
User avatar #167 - notorc (04/28/2015) [-]
#159 - annonamouse (02/14/2015) [-]
hey just checking in to see if youre still a faggot yup
#164 to #159 - anon (03/07/2015) [-]
He's always been a faggot
User avatar #160 to #159 - secondfunction (02/14/2015) [-]
Remind me what your goal is?
#161 to #160 - annonamouse (02/14/2015) [-]
why do you care
#162 to #161 - annonamouse (02/14/2015) [-]
yeah thats right you keep your mouth shut from now on
User avatar #163 to #162 - secondfunction (02/16/2015) [-]
Sorry, I have just been off for a while. I care because you are thumbing down my comments. Also, you are acting like an internet tough guy, one of the most autistic things you can do.
#137 - dashgamer (02/09/2015) [-]
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User avatar #138 to #137 - secondfunction (02/09/2015) [-]
What do you want now?
User avatar #139 to #138 - dashgamer (02/09/2015) [-]
What did I want before?
User avatar #140 to #139 - secondfunction (02/09/2015) [-]
I dont know you never said. Scroll down that page and you will see your original comment.
User avatar #141 to #140 - dashgamer (02/09/2015) [-]
I'm just wondering what it is if you've got something against me.
I commented before because you were thumbing down every single pony content and comment.
User avatar #142 to #141 - secondfunction (02/09/2015) [-]
For one, how did you notice that? And two, Why do you think I thumb down pony content?
User avatar #143 to #142 - dashgamer (02/09/2015) [-]
People can see who thumbs them down. Click on the little question mark to the right of comments.
The content was posted in ponytime only, so you went out of your way.
But I don't give a **** about any of this. Nevermind.
User avatar #144 to #143 - secondfunction (02/09/2015) [-]
I know how to view who thumbed what. I'm wondering how you saw the patter at all.
User avatar #145 to #144 - dashgamer (02/09/2015) [-]
=/ Because I have no life and check that **** .
User avatar #146 to #145 - secondfunction (02/09/2015) [-]
How did you notice me in particular? Did you write down my name and check all the pony content for it and cross referenced some twisted database of my thumb record?
#147 to #146 - dashgamer (02/09/2015) [-]
It wasn't too hard to notice when every single comment had -1 because you thumbed everything down.
It wasn't too hard to notice when every single comment had -1 because you thumbed everything down.
User avatar #148 to #147 - secondfunction (02/09/2015) [-]
Oh. Well I just hate bronies.
User avatar #151 to #150 - secondfunction (02/09/2015) [-]
You also hate bronies?
User avatar #152 to #151 - dashgamer (02/09/2015) [-]
For the most part.
Every single ******* time I go to interact, it's cancerous tits and ass pasted onto a pony, it's weird sexual **** , it's delusional virgin ***** that are obsessed with horse dicks. Bronies ruined a good cartoon for me, man. I've tried to ignore the nasty, horrible, reprehensible parts of that fandom for so long, but... there is hardly anything but nasty, horrible, reprehensible pieces of **** in it. No matter where you go, they turn it into some sexual thing.
I liked a kid's show. It had little moral lessons that struck home, it was cute, and I enjoyed it. The brony "fandom" turns an innocuous kid's show into their sick bestiality fetish ******** ... I ******* hate it.
User avatar #153 to #152 - secondfunction (02/09/2015) [-]
I also hate bronies for those reasons I dont watch the show but I know far to much about clopping and **** and for one other one. I once commented on a piece of pony content that they should keep it in their own board. because the content in question was not This was when I was still a little bit tolerant of bronies. Do you want to know what they did? The spammed my page for like an hour. They proved to me that they are cancerous ***** and I hate them so much for it. I have never used the block button on this site and I dont plan to. It goes against my principals and stuff But one day I may have to when the cancer reaches stage four and doesn't stop spamming me.
#154 to #153 - dashgamer (02/09/2015) [-]
I went to a convention to see the show creators and buy some art, but found myself in a sea of 400lb neckbeards, middle school students, and faggots talking about their "OC" as if it were a real ******* entity and as if they saw themselves as professional writers for jotting down ****** fanfics with zero grammar.
Never again.
There are only certain individuals, actual adults rather than kids or faggots, with whom talking about and sharing enthusiasm for this cartoon is tolerable and enjoyable, but the rest pervade their bestiality horse dick fetish into everything.
If only dick kicking were an option on this site.
User avatar #155 to #154 - secondfunction (02/09/2015) [-]
They like to think what they write is cannon and that is what pisses me off the most. Kind of like the fact that korrasami became a thing.
#156 to #155 - dashgamer (02/09/2015) [-]
All of the shipping... It's ******* cancer, no matter what fandom you're in.
User avatar #157 to #156 - secondfunction (02/09/2015) [-]
Yep. I also hate how korrasami became cannon. It clearly wasn't the direction the writers were going in but the ****** fandom pressured them into doing it anyway. it shows how weak they are. A good writer has control over their own writing therefore the writers of LoK aren't good writers.
#158 to #157 - dashgamer (02/09/2015) [-]
MFW all I saw on FJ were retarded lesbian tumblr reposts made by faggots that couldn't get laid themselves and so had to superimpose their stupid sexual desires on fictional characters.
I hate shipping. It's retarded.
I don't watch LoK, but making a ship canon simply because faggots were already jerking off to it is equally retarded, but in this case you've probably got to realize that the writers were most likely over-ridden by the bureaucrat ***** in charge of them that wanted to sacrifice integrity for more dvd sales.
#110 - GEARBOY (02/05/2015) [-]
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User avatar #113 to #112 - secondfunction (02/06/2015) [-]
No, I don't give a **** about your stupid reaction images. I hate people who steal others content. **** off.
User avatar #114 to #113 - GEARBOY (02/06/2015) [-]
Could you atleast explain what you mean so we're on the same page
User avatar #115 to #114 - secondfunction (02/06/2015) [-]
You stole other peoples work and claimed it as your own. I hate people like you. **** off.
User avatar #116 to #115 - GEARBOY (02/06/2015) [-]
What do you mean by 'stole' - are you saying I took their original work - posted it and claimed it as mine?
User avatar #117 to #116 - secondfunction (02/06/2015) [-]
You copied them.
User avatar #118 to #117 - GEARBOY (02/06/2015) [-]
copying an aspect is different to blatant theft.

Working in chronological order from the top of my head:

When I first started: from uh...makibadfox? that was outright theft - I'll give you that. But I deleted all those comics (all 3) and started fresh.

Next was...Jaltoid? but what did I actually copy? a hairstyle - is that something to get into an uproar about?

Then our most recent incident - jollyjack. Rumors claimed I traced this too yet I pointed out with was reference drawing to help me get used to the new artstyle- just minus the credits.

Everysince my apology I've been referencing links to images I used to help to point out I've kept to my promise.

So what I want to know is why you're still upset :v
User avatar #119 to #118 - secondfunction (02/06/2015) [-]
The fact that you did any of that at all.
User avatar #120 to #119 - GEARBOY (02/06/2015) [-]
so you have this permanent personal grudge against me?

Fair enough - I'm just more curious as to 'why' you do. Did someone steal your work in the past?

Also: what are you thoughts about FJ users taking content off other websites and posting here without reference links? oh and the fact that my A Little Gaming Moment was published all over youtube/facebook by popular channels - all of whom did not give me credit for them (the view count on these videos run in the millions - these people had made thousands of dollars off of my work) what are your thouts about them?
User avatar #121 to #120 - secondfunction (02/06/2015) [-]
Yes, people have stolen my work in the past. Many, many times. if you want to know the story I would be happy to tell you.
User avatar #122 to #121 - GEARBOY (02/06/2015) [-]
go for it mate
User avatar #123 to #122 - secondfunction (02/06/2015) [-]
K den. It all started in grade 5. I was the smart kid in the class im not bragging or anything that's just how it kind of was and for the spelling class we had to write short stories every week using a bunch of words we just learned. Everyone always loved my stories. Then, one day I had written my master piece. The perfect story that I knew no one could beat. We had a recess before presenting so I had left my notebook in my desk and went outside for an hour. Little did I know some little **** named Dylan literally snuck inside took my notebook copied my story into his notebook and asked the teacher to go first so it wouldn't look like he plagiarized my godlike story. When it came time to present I was dumbstruck. Being a socially anxious kid who was bullied all the time I thought that if I said something I might be called a liar and bullied even more. So I said nothing. Than the little **** did it again. And again. And again until I decided to hid my notebook in the most clever spot I could think, the boys bathroom under the sink. It happened again the next year but with different assignments and even jokes I would try to tell, but you get the picture.
User avatar #124 to #123 - GEARBOY (02/06/2015) [-]
What a bastard :V well I see we share a thing in common - you've had your 'complete' stories taken and published by some douche in your school and I've had my little gaming moment which I worked hard on for the whole summer- just to see it turned into a video without any credit to me.

Look at this channel for instance - You need to login to view this link

posted the video - has 7,300,000 views and counting- youtube partnership money per 1000 views is like 6$ average- that channel has made $43,800 off of my MY work. And this is just one channel - can't imagine how many others have posted my work.

And look what they tell me when I asked nicely to credit me in the description: You need to login to view this link

What I'm trying to say is - in both your and my case - we've had our 'full work' stolen from us - but when it comes to the art theft dilemma at my end- I had taken a small aspect from someone's drawing to 'help' me improve my art. Lets say I was that kid in your class - I would have read your notebook - but not stolen the story - but gained some inspiration from it to help me shape my future stories - how to create better stories.
User avatar #125 to #124 - secondfunction (02/06/2015) [-]
How to get a triple kill
Why not ask funnyjunk for help? Also I made this and it might be made into a webm someday. If it does than that means someone appreciated my work to the point where they wanted a lot of other people to see it. I wouldn't mind, so you shouldn't either. Pllus if it was seen millions of time than chances are the original would have also been seen plenty of times as well.
User avatar #126 to #125 - GEARBOY (02/06/2015) [-]
Funnyjunk wouldn't help me dude /: One one hand I'm happy that millions of people have enjoyed my work - on the other hand nobody knows I drew them- save for a handful of few folks.

And that's a funny video haha - I assume you got steam?
User avatar #127 to #126 - secondfunction (02/06/2015) [-]
Yes I have a steam. That is how I recorded the video. With a steam account. Playing tf2. If you notice the kill feed then you will see my username in white which is very similar to my current user name on FJ and is exact to my youtube username.
User avatar #128 to #127 - GEARBOY (02/06/2015) [-]
have you got gmod
User avatar #130 to #129 - GEARBOY (02/06/2015) [-]
let's play sometime (/^-^)/ I've sent you an invite
User avatar #108 - rainbowisbestpone (02/01/2015) [-]
secondfunction ur fag
User avatar #96 - goobyman (01/29/2015) [-]
it's a joke not a dick don't take it too harsh
User avatar #97 to #96 - goobyman (01/29/2015) [-]
User avatar #99 to #98 - goobyman (01/29/2015) [-]
cloppers unite
it was a joke
User avatar #100 to #99 - secondfunction (01/29/2015) [-]
oh. I hate bronys so much. I thought you were serious.
User avatar #102 to #100 - goobyman (01/29/2015) [-]
because the song was used btw in some weird animated pony thing
User avatar #101 to #100 - goobyman (01/29/2015) [-]
but hating them, really? you know the fedoralovers is like 1%, just like any minority, they are often vocal about what they do.
just my piece of the cake
User avatar #103 to #101 - secondfunction (01/29/2015) [-]
When I told them to stick to their own channel they spammed my account page.
User avatar #105 to #103 - goobyman (01/29/2015) [-]
just to give you a heads up, i did watch the show, but i try to keep as far away from the brony fandom as possible
like what, what the **** is wrong with them
User avatar #106 to #105 - secondfunction (01/29/2015) [-]
Severe autism and illusions of grandeur.
User avatar #104 to #103 - goobyman (01/29/2015) [-]
well that's a dick move
User avatar #94 - puppyfood (01/21/2015) [-]
I've come through time and space to get here. Just to call you a ****** .
User avatar #87 - goobyman (11/08/2014) [-]
how are you so ******* basic
User avatar #88 to #87 - secondfunction (11/08/2014) [-]
What do you mean?
#74 to #73 - joshlol (10/17/2014) [-]
Sorry that was load and annoying

here's an adorable russian girl instead
User avatar #75 to #74 - secondfunction (10/17/2014) [-]
I expected as much. Why are you doing this?
User avatar #76 to #75 - joshlol (10/17/2014) [-]
because someone pointed out to me that you downvoted a bunch of my comments for no reason and I wondered if I'd ever done something to piss you off
User avatar #77 to #76 - secondfunction (10/17/2014) [-]
You repost. At one point in time you and a bunch of bronys started spamming my profile with ponies in order to annoy me simply because I voiced my opinion on the show. You proved that bronys are hypocrites.
User avatar #78 to #77 - joshlol (10/17/2014) [-]
What's wrong with reposting? this is a content-recycling website you're encouraged to repost good content

I don't remember that but it sounds like something I would partake in
do bronies even exist anymore?
User avatar #79 to #78 - secondfunction (10/17/2014) [-]
Reposting can get annoying. It was definitely you and yes unfortunately bronies still exist. You'll notice the number of comments on my profile, 79 as of this one. That infers that I deleted a lot of comments, meaning my profile was spammed.
User avatar #80 to #79 - joshlol (10/17/2014) [-]
The site wouldn't exist without reposting though
If you dislike it you're free to only browse www.funnyjunk.com/oc/

yes I see that
people delete all sorts of **** for various reasons though lol
User avatar #81 to #80 - secondfunction (10/17/2014) [-]
I acknowledge the fact that at one point this site needed reposting but right now its more a form of cancer than a necessity. And a few reposts here and there wouldn't even be a problem but when multipal accounts are made for the sole purpose of reposting hundreds of times a week well...There comes a point when this **** needs to stop. You're better than this joshlol.
User avatar #82 to #81 - joshlol (10/17/2014) [-]
This is all just your opinion though and you're entirely wrong
The most valuable traffic here is new users which won't have seen the "reposts" yet
and even users that have been on the site for years haven't seen a lot of the reposts that get posted here

If you want a site purely for OC why not just use deviantart or something?
OC is the minority here, always has been
User avatar #84 to #82 - secondfunction (10/17/2014) [-]
Although you are right at the end of the day it is just an opinion. In my opinion reposting in today's funnyjunk is an immense display of faggotry so i thumb it down.
User avatar #85 to #84 - joshlol (10/17/2014) [-]
alright my friend
User avatar #83 to #82 - secondfunction (10/17/2014) [-]
Ive seen deviantart, and i never want to see it again. That site's entire demographic is entirely cringy twelve year olds that just learned how to use ms paint.
User avatar #70 - dashgamer (10/14/2014) [-]
You must have no friggin' life.
#86 to #70 - benderisgreat ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
He must have the smallest dick in the world to hate so much. lol
User avatar #71 to #70 - secondfunction (10/14/2014) [-]
What makes you say that?
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