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#78 - i want to thumb but its at 777 and i cant jinx this powerball ticket 07/21/2016 on Pitt zah +5
#5 - >jim carrey >no vaccines >no autism 06/27/2016 on acting -1
#165 - Comment deleted 06/27/2016 on GreenTeaNeko +3
#113 - becuz dumb ****** 06/14/2016 on I need a girl like this 0
#48 - >5'11' >master race  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2016 on Sad but true +3
#51 - TheFixer (06/13/2016) [-]
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#11 - Picture  [+] (12 new replies) 06/11/2016 on Who the fuck engineered that? +121
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#58 - sexymobile (06/12/2016) [-]
holy shit that's some vintage internet right there
#38 - anon (06/12/2016) [-]
I thought that one was good but this one is even grater.
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#14 - dyoxide (06/11/2016) [-]
My biggest fear has always been someone putting a razor blade ina slide, and that just made me cringe so hard!
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#41 - peanutoranges (06/12/2016) [-]
Someone at my town's local school put stakes and steak knives in our long jump pits; a poor fellow castrated one of his toes on them. The offender was never caught.
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#60 - fistings (06/12/2016) [-]
This is not related to hurting anybody or anything, but when I was in high school track, I buried a shotput in the shotput pit, and it was lost for a good 6 months. I was joking around with my friend and I buried it to grow a shotput tree. When it was found, it was super rusty and I couldn't contain my laughter when a girl uncovered it and was so confused. I totally forgot that I buried it there.
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#61 - yourereadingthis (06/12/2016) [-]
you monster
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#33 - deadlyfoez (06/12/2016) [-]
That actually happened in my hometown. Some fucking cunt attached razor blades to the monkey bars and a kid got seriously fucked up. They never caught the mongoloids.
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#57 - ethkot (06/12/2016) [-]
Grand Rapids, yea?
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#54 - twiceasfun (06/12/2016) [-]
People in my hometown left exploding flashlights lying around. Go Phoenix
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#52 - cannibalvegan (06/12/2016) [-]
In home country, someone put spears or some shit in the deep end of a lake where people jumped. There were rumors that someone recreated it in my home town, but I don't know if it happened or not.

I personally sliced my foot when I jumped into a lake because some old iron rod from an old bridge had emerged from the sand. I didn't get any money from that either, fucking cunts. You'd think I'd get at least a couple bucks for my suffering, but no.
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#37 - deutschblut (06/12/2016) [-]
How did they know Asians did it?...
#39 - anon (06/12/2016) [-]
they never caught em, but damn those mongoloids! Those mongoloids they never caught and I have no reason to believe exist...
#25 - old school runescape free and is just as runescape was in …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/04/2016 on Runescape Comp 11 +2
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#43 - thefates (06/04/2016) [-]
I really sort of wish it was more around 2012-ish. That was when a lot of my favorite runescape updates happened.
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#49 - thefates (06/04/2016) [-]
Or really probably more 2012. As long as it's still before evolution of combat.
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#50 - thefates (06/04/2016) [-]
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#36 - euskippy (06/04/2016) [-]
Is it free or is 80% still member locked like the old days?
#52 - anon (06/04/2016) [-]
The membership F2P relation is about the same, a little more available for f2p now
#36 - it was a joke 06/04/2016 on Danny Antonucci is the best 0
#6 - someone post the video making fun of sperit  [+] (4 new replies) 05/30/2016 on Goku dies 0
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#10 - radicalkid (05/30/2016) [-]
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#8 - Sperit (05/30/2016) [-]
That video is haunted now so pls no
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#13 - mudkipfucker (05/30/2016) [-]
the person who made it died
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#14 - sladee (05/30/2016) [-]
Well, that explains the haunting
#16 - is rwby any good? i dig rvb so im willing to give another …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/28/2016 on Voviramsa Gigelovas 0
#24 - anon (05/28/2016) [-]
Awesome fight choreography
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#18 - josemanuelcenteno (05/28/2016) [-]
consider this was made on shit budget at first, but it evolves slowly into a great show, not the best out there but really enjoyable, just prepare for season 3 and watch the extras so you understand the lore of the RWBY world, it ain´t neccesary but I think it is nice to get such things.

Also, there are a few ships among the show, but compared to the internet made it´s a boat next to the fucking navy seals
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#17 - oblivionxi (05/28/2016) [-]
just take my word for it, its good, most stuff rooster teeth does is good