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#54 - Picture 09/09/2016 on Gotta go... +50
#7 - Picture 08/21/2016 on Spaceballs +1
#6 - Picture  [+] (1 reply) 08/21/2016 on Spaceballs +1
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#48 - >5'11' >master race  [+] (1 reply) 06/13/2016 on Sad but true +3
#51 - TheFixer (06/13/2016) [-]
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#11 - Picture  [+] (12 replies) 06/11/2016 on Who the fuck engineered that? +121
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#58 - sexymobile (06/12/2016) [-]
holy shit that's some vintage internet right there
#38 - anon (06/12/2016) [-]
I thought that one was good but this one is even grater.
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#14 - dyoxide (06/11/2016) [-]
My biggest fear has always been someone putting a razor blade ina slide, and that just made me cringe so hard!
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#41 - peanutoranges (06/12/2016) [-]
Someone at my town's local school put stakes and steak knives in our long jump pits; a poor fellow castrated one of his toes on them. The offender was never caught.
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#60 - fistings (06/12/2016) [-]
This is not related to hurting anybody or anything, but when I was in high school track, I buried a shotput in the shotput pit, and it was lost for a good 6 months. I was joking around with my friend and I buried it to grow a shotput tree. When it was found, it was super rusty and I couldn't contain my laughter when a girl uncovered it and was so confused. I totally forgot that I buried it there.
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#61 - yourereadingthis (06/12/2016) [-]
you monster
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#33 - deadlyfoez (06/12/2016) [-]
That actually happened in my hometown. Some fucking cunt attached razor blades to the monkey bars and a kid got seriously fucked up. They never caught the mongoloids.
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#57 - ethkot (06/12/2016) [-]
Grand Rapids, yea?
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#54 - twiceasfun (06/12/2016) [-]
People in my hometown left exploding flashlights lying around. Go Phoenix
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#52 - cannibalvegan (06/12/2016) [-]
In home country, someone put spears or some shit in the deep end of a lake where people jumped. There were rumors that someone recreated it in my home town, but I don't know if it happened or not.

I personally sliced my foot when I jumped into a lake because some old iron rod from an old bridge had emerged from the sand. I didn't get any money from that either, fucking cunts. You'd think I'd get at least a couple bucks for my suffering, but no.
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#37 - deutschblut (06/12/2016) [-]
How did they know Asians did it?...
#39 - anon (06/12/2016) [-]
they never caught em, but damn those mongoloids! Those mongoloids they never caught and I have no reason to believe exist...