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Consoles Owned: Ps3
Video Games Played: Mw2
PSN: Stupid_Children
Interests: portal
Date Signed Up:6/24/2011
Last Login:2/08/2014
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#89630 - i will practice a bit each day, its recommended 15-30 minutes … 10/24/2012 on Pokemon 0
#89615 - first i entered meditation, and then after 20 minutes of no su…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/24/2012 on Pokemon 0
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User avatar #89630 - scottza (10/24/2012) [-]
i will practice a bit each day, its recommended 15-30 minutes to train your brain without straining it too much.

http://learn-telekinesis-training.com/tk-exercise-psi-wheel.php <--- This is what i did
I also recommend learning meditation, it helps results a lot
#89603 - i do recommend looking into it and possibly attempting it, the…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/24/2012 on Pokemon +1
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User avatar #89615 - scottza (10/24/2012) [-]
first i entered meditation, and then after 20 minutes of no success it just... started moving. the feeling is indescribably amazing. i was shaking for a half hour, smiling for like an hour and 80 minutes later i still feel nothing but pure joy. the most exciting event thats ever happened to me
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User avatar #89630 - scottza (10/24/2012) [-]
i will practice a bit each day, its recommended 15-30 minutes to train your brain without straining it too much.

http://learn-telekinesis-training.com/tk-exercise-psi-wheel.php <--- This is what i did
I also recommend learning meditation, it helps results a lot
#89523 - I dont know how many of you are actually spiritual, but i feel…  [+] (12 new replies) 10/24/2012 on Pokemon +1
#89651 - spidermanrapeskids (10/24/2012) [-]
Not sure about all the psychic stuff but I know 200% that I've seen a ghost before.
The story goes like this: Me and my dad went to the toilets (careful) at a Pizza Hut when I was like 10 or something and as we walked in we saw, in the mirror, this figure walk into the only cubicle. My dad told me to wait for the man to come out but when we walked round the corner the cubicle was empty. It wasn't even like just one of us saw the figure, both of us saw this same 'guy' walk into a cubicle then disappear. Freaky shit man.
User avatar #89653 - scottza (10/24/2012) [-]
ive seen 5 ghosts in my house, and contacted 3 of them with a pendelum. i have spent quite a lot of my 15 year old life studying the paranormal, so if you wanna know something im the guy to ask
User avatar #89655 - spidermanrapeskids (10/24/2012) [-]
Well I know one thing... I ain't never going to that Pizza Hut again.
User avatar #89657 - scottza (10/24/2012) [-]
delivery it is
User avatar #89546 - vulper (10/24/2012) [-]
Very nice.
User avatar #89538 - auraguardian (10/24/2012) [-]
crazy shit
#89534 - ipurplepika has deleted their comment.
User avatar #89603 - scottza (10/24/2012) [-]
i do recommend looking into it and possibly attempting it, the feeling is overwhelming.
#89605 - ipurplepika has deleted their comment.
User avatar #89615 - scottza (10/24/2012) [-]
first i entered meditation, and then after 20 minutes of no success it just... started moving. the feeling is indescribably amazing. i was shaking for a half hour, smiling for like an hour and 80 minutes later i still feel nothing but pure joy. the most exciting event thats ever happened to me
#89620 - ipurplepika has deleted their comment.
User avatar #89630 - scottza (10/24/2012) [-]
i will practice a bit each day, its recommended 15-30 minutes to train your brain without straining it too much.

http://learn-telekinesis-training.com/tk-exercise-psi-wheel.php <--- This is what i did
I also recommend learning meditation, it helps results a lot
#15410 - i hate that board, *RULL USER* <--- MARRY ME I LOVE YOU LOLOL  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2012 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #15425 - hatsune (10/23/2012) [-]
That's actually innacurate.
#15335 - as an old regular, i got to see it in its growing days with sl…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/23/2012 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#15359 - hatsune (10/23/2012) [-]
Honestly, it probaly would've stayed the same as it was if the 5 most prominent posrers (me DT, red, jazzels, AC, and slug) didn't leave for Random. You can join us there anytime
User avatar #15360 - hatsune (10/23/2012) [-]
Damn it, forgot intelligentanon on the list
User avatar #15410 - scottza (10/23/2012) [-]
i hate that board, *RULL USER* <--- MARRY ME I LOVE YOU LOLOL
User avatar #15425 - hatsune (10/23/2012) [-]
That's actually innacurate.
User avatar #15342 - ilieksheep (10/23/2012) [-]
I actually think I hate the majority of the posters there purely for all the mascot bullshit, if they at least dropped that I'd be fine I think.
#15350 - masterofeevee has deleted their comment.
User avatar #15413 - ilieksheep (10/23/2012) [-]
Fair enough man, I do occaisionally see Showdown threads but all the other crap generally buries them, just a bit irritating -_- haha.
#86518 - **scottza rolls 426** 10/22/2012 on Pokemon 0
#85636 - i hate homework. So **** that, lets play some p0kemanz 10/21/2012 on Pokemon 0
#2 - matress 10/21/2012 on guess i didnt have the... +1
#85203 - Braviary Espeon Ampharos Serperior Cincinno 10/21/2012 on Pokemon 0
#83784 - sky attack/power herb is all it has going for it. sp atk is to… 10/20/2012 on Pokemon 0
#83778 - i said archeops is an exquisite product of the gamefreak mind  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #83779 - archeops (10/20/2012) [-]
Thats what I thought.
#83773 - but not defeatist  [+] (3 new replies) 10/20/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #83775 - archeops (10/20/2012) [-]
What'd you say niggu?
User avatar #83778 - scottza (10/20/2012) [-]
i said archeops is an exquisite product of the gamefreak mind
User avatar #83779 - archeops (10/20/2012) [-]
Thats what I thought.
#83771 - What do you find more important? Defence, Offense, Or Speed? I…  [+] (9 new replies) 10/20/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #83807 - audino (10/20/2012) [-]
Defense. I enjoy watching my enemy die slowly and painfully.
User avatar #83789 - vulper (10/20/2012) [-]
Personally speed, but you can sweep a team with defense and offense just as easily
User avatar #83782 - smeargle (10/20/2012) [-]
Defence, but only because a team of snorlax is hella fun
User avatar #83774 - derpityhurr (10/20/2012) [-]
priority?
User avatar #83772 - archeops (10/20/2012) [-]
How about Offense and speed?
User avatar #83773 - scottza (10/20/2012) [-]
but not defeatist
User avatar #83775 - archeops (10/20/2012) [-]
What'd you say niggu?
User avatar #83778 - scottza (10/20/2012) [-]
i said archeops is an exquisite product of the gamefreak mind
User avatar #83779 - archeops (10/20/2012) [-]
Thats what I thought.
#83542 - Got 41 on that one, got 8 on this one http://www.noanxiety.com… 10/20/2012 on Pokemon 0
#83372 - Attraction, What is it, 25% chance of attacking?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2012 on Pokemon 0
#83377 - swordmasterralis (10/20/2012) [-]
Oh yeah...that one. e_e Thank god it's fairly uncommon...right?
#83240 - I love em both, couldnt pick 10/20/2012 on Pokemon 0
#1 - when your done with your broom, sweep up its dustgasm.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2012 on Dear Funnyjunk 0
#2 - neweghfy (10/20/2012) [-]
i like that one.
#81633 - yep  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2012 on Pokemon 0
#81651 - tepeniam (10/19/2012) [-]
Hey guys, let's have scottza Sunday!

derpityhurr
#81612 - can there be a scottza sunday?  [+] (5 new replies) 10/19/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #81735 - senortanto (10/19/2012) [-]
no
#81618 - StareCar has deleted their comment.
User avatar #81653 - tepeniam (10/19/2012) [-]
We give who 100 notifications?

derpityhurr, that's who.
User avatar #81633 - scottza (10/19/2012) [-]
yep
#81651 - tepeniam (10/19/2012) [-]
Hey guys, let's have scottza Sunday!

derpityhurr
#81310 - I'll see what its Hidden Power is 10/19/2012 on Pokemon 0
#81271 - My team: Level 95 Espeon Level 93 Braviary Level 9… 10/19/2012 on Pokemon 0
#81261 - Almost done with Area 9 in White Treehollow, which means I'm a…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #81271 - scottza (10/19/2012) [-]
My team:
Level 95 Espeon
Level 93 Braviary
Level 91 Serperior
Level 91 Cincinno
Level 91 Ampharos
(I like to train levels in 5'vs which is why they're uneven.)
#5 - I stay away from telling my stories unless to close friends, b…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2012 on Go To Sleep 1 0
User avatar #20 - nevermentioned (10/19/2012) [-]
Okay everyone knows I kill ghosts for a living so I will give you tips on how to get rid of them. Next time you see him be like yo nigga get out my house you be dead.
#81232 - Acid Spray does damage to, it would be 2 Bug Buzzes pus whatev… 10/19/2012 on Pokemon 0

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User avatar #29 - adimkkassem (10/19/2012) [-]
Willing to sell me your uncle dolan?
User avatar #10 - senortanto (08/16/2012) [-]
alright let's go. this is my 3rd gym battle today. 0-2 so far... now I know how every gym leader feels
User avatar #11 to #10 - scottza (08/16/2012) [-]
lol, do you know if the in battle mic works?
User avatar #14 to #11 - senortanto (08/16/2012) [-]
lol dude you're a battlegirl... and why did u leave?
User avatar #13 to #11 - senortanto (08/16/2012) [-]
**** forgot to enter u in pal pad. brb
User avatar #12 to #11 - senortanto (08/16/2012) [-]
probably but I won't be using it since Idk if it will come up on the vs recorded, bc i dont wanna here myself constantly cursing and saying " ****** balls" all the time during the battle
User avatar #18 to #12 - scottza (08/16/2012) [-]
**** this **** , but i think i know whats wrong. brb again
User avatar #16 to #12 - scottza (08/16/2012) [-]
brb
User avatar #15 to #12 - scottza (08/16/2012) [-]
what the ttittes is this
User avatar #17 to #15 - senortanto (08/16/2012) [-]
what? and i just got an error
User avatar #19 to #17 - scottza (08/16/2012) [-]
86420?
User avatar #20 to #19 - senortanto (08/16/2012) [-]
yup.just got it again
User avatar #21 to #20 - scottza (08/16/2012) [-]
im gonna do the system update on my 3ds, do what you want til i reply back
User avatar #22 to #21 - senortanto (08/16/2012) [-]
ok. i'll be here. pokemon trivia Day 2 coming up soon, dont miss it
User avatar #23 to #22 - scottza (08/16/2012) [-]
system update done
User avatar #24 to #23 - senortanto (08/16/2012) [-]
alright give me a minute though. I need to trade derp a meditite for beating me, i forgot to earlier
User avatar #26 to #24 - scottza (08/16/2012) [-]
did u leave?
User avatar #27 to #26 - senortanto (08/16/2012) [-]
ya i got another error
User avatar #28 to #27 - scottza (08/16/2012) [-]
god ******* damnit, this happens with every person i try to connect with.
User avatar #9 - captaincupcakez (08/07/2012) [-]
Wrong pony board
#8 - hpftw (12/19/2011) [-]
secret santa here!
i see you posted alot of ghost stories so have this:
http://www . youtube . com/watch?v=0z6xGU2_g9s
User avatar #6 - slipandbleed (11/25/2011) [-]
No more Ghost stories? :(
User avatar #7 to #6 - scottza (11/25/2011) [-]
sorry i know ive been slacking lately ill try to get back to em. expect one soon.
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User avatar #4 to #3 - scottza (10/27/2011) [-]
ill do one tonight i guess. i hvant done one in a while i know im slacking, a lot of tests lately and my grades arnt good so i had to pay attention to school, sorry
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User avatar #1 - airguitar (07/27/2011) [-]
First!! :D
User avatar #2 to #1 - scottza (07/27/2011) [-]
excellent lol
 
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