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Gender: male
Age: 38
Video Games Played: Diablo 3
Date Signed Up:9/04/2009
Last Login:12/19/2014
Location:Vermont
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Comment Ranking:#2947
Highest Content Rank:#1009
Highest Comment Rank:#1448
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Level 170 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 171 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
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Level 271 Comments: Ninja Pirate → Level 272 Comments: Ninja Pirate
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Total Comments Made:2206
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#26 - HAHAHAHAAAA... I do this with my 14 year old son already!!!  [+] (1 new reply) 17 hours ago on Parenting 0
User avatar #29 - huffe (16 hours ago) [-]
what drove you to rape at such a young age?
#84 - Picture 17 hours ago on Picky Women +1
#3 - Come ooon.... "poor" "white" 12/18/2014 on You know you're a White... 0
#10 - Sadly I have met many incarnations of her... and they always s… 12/18/2014 on TL;DR yer a faget 0
#106 - Maple colored Canadaite 12/18/2014 on Some nice rocks +2
#43 - Picture 12/18/2014 on Geezus +1
#64 - **scorpidea used "*roll cis privilege*"** **scorpidea rolls… 12/16/2014 on Did you check your... +1
#120 - In 8 months, probably 3 women asked... 2 of which were uglier …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on pizza +10
User avatar #121 - lolzordz (12/16/2014) [-]
america is suhweet
#56 - You were....watching?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on pizza +19
User avatar #57 - desacabose (12/16/2014) [-]
I just wanted to clean the pool
#24 - I used to deliver for a Pizza Hut in San Diego, and the boss/o…  [+] (11 new replies) 12/16/2014 on pizza +158
User avatar #191 - fuckingtrolls (12/17/2014) [-]
2x0 is still 0
User avatar #76 - lolzordz (12/16/2014) [-]
twice as many as zero is still zero
User avatar #120 - scorpidea (12/16/2014) [-]
In 8 months, probably 3 women asked... 2 of which were uglier than your mom.... the one good looking one ( looked about 20 yo) was told "oh hell no, you are not fucking the pizza boy in MY house" by some old bag sitting in the kitchen.
User avatar #121 - lolzordz (12/16/2014) [-]
america is suhweet
User avatar #74 - optimusfine (12/16/2014) [-]
So 0?
#67 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
But that means you did get offers by women?
#55 - desacabose (12/16/2014) [-]
>Delivering Pizza
>"Oh sorry I don't have enough money to pay"
>"Not enough money you say?"
>"Is there any other way I could pay you?"
>Go to bedroom
>Having sex
>Nicolas Cage jumps out of the closet and starts narrating like an announcer at a horse track
>Suddenly locked in place
>Girl transforms into Bill Murray
>Can't stop the dong
>Cum inside bill murray
>Try to explain to boss
>Doesn't believe you
User avatar #56 - scorpidea (12/16/2014) [-]
You were....watching?
User avatar #57 - desacabose (12/16/2014) [-]
I just wanted to clean the pool
#43 - rdobet (12/16/2014) [-]
Time to move to San Diego.
User avatar #35 - jjamesgordon (12/16/2014) [-]
Bruh. It was San Diego. What do you expect?
Wait. That's San Francisco.
Still, California.

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