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#265 - Ok... well, you can **** women of other races wit… 01/31/2015 on People from around the world 2 0
#263 - While I am not one to care about race superiority... if I were…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/31/2015 on People from around the world 2 0
User avatar #264 - Conquistador (01/31/2015) [-]
I respect other races right to exist. I just don't want to destroy mine.
User avatar #265 - scorpidea (01/31/2015) [-]
Ok... well, you can fuck women of other races without impregnating them... isn't that ok?
#261 - Who said I wasn't attracted to my own race?... I just have no …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/30/2015 on People from around the world 2 0
User avatar #262 - Conquistador (01/30/2015) [-]
User avatar #263 - scorpidea (01/31/2015) [-]
While I am not one to care about race superiority... if I were, wouldn't it make sense to, not only, keep a pure strain of your race, but to also dilute other races with your own genetics to "breed them out of existence"?
User avatar #264 - Conquistador (01/31/2015) [-]
I respect other races right to exist. I just don't want to destroy mine.
User avatar #265 - scorpidea (01/31/2015) [-]
Ok... well, you can fuck women of other races without impregnating them... isn't that ok?
#2 - YEAH... dry skin.... where's your tissue...  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2015 on All this moisturiser but u... +1
#3 - anonymous (01/29/2015) [-]
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2015 on So majestic +2
#2 - dudeabcd Comment deleted by scorpidea
#4 - So... Is this going to be a Terran or Zerg addition?  [+] (14 new replies) 01/29/2015 on (untitled) +70
User avatar #12 - whichever (01/29/2015) [-]
protoss is getting only one new shitty unit in lotv
this should be a protoss unit (with no abilities so the poor protoss players don't have to micro)
User avatar #73 - logicstrike (01/30/2015) [-]
are you calling the Protoss reusable suicide bomber a shitty unit, it is mega fucking harass
User avatar #78 - whichever (01/30/2015) [-]
isn't that what the oracle is for?
User avatar #15 - Mumford (01/30/2015) [-]
As if Protoss genuinely need any other units though. Terren and Zerg do definitely but Protoss just don't.
User avatar #18 - whichever (01/30/2015) [-]
well, it is the protoss update
User avatar #20 - Mumford (01/30/2015) [-]
It's got a story focused on Protoss yeah, but it's not like Zerg got any less or more units from HoTS than anyone else.
User avatar #21 - whichever (01/30/2015) [-]
zerg got an infinite amount of locusts
swarm 1 you 0
User avatar #23 - Mumford (01/30/2015) [-]
Hey let's just remember how OP a quickly built high DPS bascially free unit is. Fucking marines.
User avatar #24 - whichever (01/30/2015) [-]
banshee antiair op
User avatar #25 - Mumford (01/30/2015) [-]
As one thing I've always wondered is why they don't do more with the Viking. That thing is pretty good at anti air, but I think it'd be so much more interesting if it got stimpack. Think about it an MMM ball with some vikings walking about. That'd be intense.
User avatar #26 - whichever (01/30/2015) [-]
vikings are usually a part of a terran army already
User avatar #27 - Mumford (01/30/2015) [-]
Yeah I know but they never get used on the ground except under really fringe moments. I wanna see them walking about shooting up shit.
User avatar #42 - leonhardt (01/30/2015) [-]
That's what the Thor is for.
User avatar #28 - whichever (01/30/2015) [-]
well they're terran's best antiair
#1898 - sometimes, I feel like a fart in a tornado...  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2015 on Are you depressed? 0
#1920 - creamNscream (01/29/2015) [-]
That's certainly one way to put it
#1894 - Oh. ok. 01/29/2015 on Are you depressed? 0
#1866 - Admin, Why do you ask if we are depressed so often?  [+] (6 new replies) 01/29/2015 on Are you depressed? 0
User avatar #1948 - johndapro (01/29/2015) [-]
Admin knows our pain, and although we can't help him, he can use this platform to help others.
User avatar #1892 - tridaak (01/29/2015) [-]
Cause he understand the pain of being depressed, so he makes a post about it, cause even tho we might not be able to help him feel better, at least we make the community feel better.
He understands the pain
User avatar #1894 - scorpidea (01/29/2015) [-]
Oh. ok.
User avatar #1888 - imnotkickthecat (01/29/2015) [-]
Because, sometimes he just feels like a plastic bag, drifting through the wind.
User avatar #1898 - scorpidea (01/29/2015) [-]
sometimes, I feel like a fart in a tornado...
#1920 - creamNscream (01/29/2015) [-]
That's certainly one way to put it
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#30 - anonymous (01/28/2015) [-]
sorry you had to delete the content man, just wanted to save you from other people saying the same thing i said, but much harsher
User avatar #31 to #30 - scorpidea (01/28/2015) [-]
I agree with you... I was about to move it anyway... It just felt wrong there....
#11 - ultimateasshole (01/19/2015) [-]
Hey there.   
I didnt think there was any regular users here older than me.
Hey there.

I didnt think there was any regular users here older than me.
User avatar #12 to #11 - scorpidea (01/19/2015) [-]
My wife hates that I am on here so much... but, hey, you can't escape... I think I logon at least 28 days a moth average.... and have for 5 years... Plus I have a killer alt account username!
User avatar #13 to #12 - ultimateasshole (01/19/2015) [-]
Im on this site at least 12 hours a day.
I can get on at work so that gives me alot more time to be here.

But yeah, im 30 and i thought it was ****** up that i was older than addy. Then i find somebody older than me and i thouht that was neat.
User avatar #16 to #13 - scorpidea (01/19/2015) [-]
I can't go on at work... I work for an ISP... and they have FJ blocked....
User avatar #17 to #16 - ultimateasshole (01/19/2015) [-]
Have you tried changing around the url?
User avatar #18 to #17 - scorpidea (01/20/2015) [-]
No point really... I am on the road for most of the day... going from one customers house to another, installing or fixing phone and DSL... amazing how dumb some people are...

I had one woman, who uses our competitor, start screaming at me because her cell phone was turned off (which was neither us, or our competitor) due to non payment...which she admitted... when I told her it had nothing to do with me... or internet service, she told me to wait where I was while she went and got a gun to deal with me. I didn't wait. Called the police, she told them I tried to rape her (about 15 witnesses saw her yelling and threatening me)... then she invited them in, to show them the damage I did to her apartment. All they really cared about once they got in there was the weed on her coffee
User avatar #19 to #18 - ultimateasshole (01/20/2015) [-]
Thats a story and a half.

You should try telling some stories like that to get on frontpage like that one guy did.
User avatar #23 to #19 - scorpidea (01/20/2015) [-]
The funniest though... which happens about once every month or two.. are the people who report their phone isn't currently working... and I call the number and they answer... and still insist that it isn't working, as they talk to me on it.
User avatar #20 to #19 - scorpidea (01/20/2015) [-]
Meh... I am not a big fan of those posts (I skip them)... so I would feel hypocritical posting them.
User avatar #21 to #20 - ultimateasshole (01/20/2015) [-]
As long as you dont make them to long there okay, but when they get really long im having none of that **** .
User avatar #14 to #13 - scorpidea (01/19/2015) [-]
I am sure there are regulars that are older than me.... there has to be....Please....
User avatar #15 to #14 - ultimateasshole (01/19/2015) [-]
sodapops is older than you. Not sure how much but he is.

So theres that.
#29 to #15 - sodapops ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
Impossible. I can't be more than 25. 27 at the most. Just because I remember when donkey kong and pac-man was hot **** . *sniff*

All right, you got me. I'm 41. But I don't wanna grow up.
User avatar #22 to #15 - scorpidea (01/20/2015) [-]
Hey, my wife and I are looking for a good Horror movie to watch tonight... we have watched most everything out there that's English or Japanese (I am not a weeaboo, she is from Tokyo). Any good Idea's that we may not have heard of?
User avatar #25 to #22 - ultimateasshole (01/20/2015) [-]
It depends on of youre watcing them as a hobby or if you actually wanna be kinda scared.

Whenever i wanna be scared i go to /x/ and read through real acoounts of **** .
Other than that google is your friend.
User avatar #26 to #25 - scorpidea (01/20/2015) [-]
She likes to be really scared, but no gore. I have exhausted Google, Netflix, amazon prime... I even posted content yesterday asking people on here... though it didn't get many replies, I did write every one of the suggestions down that we hadn't seen.
User avatar #27 to #26 - ultimateasshole (01/20/2015) [-]
Fire in the sky was kinda creepy.
Things about aliens(Greys) or demons freak me out.
User avatar #28 to #27 - scorpidea (01/20/2015) [-]
yeah , we like those! She Really likes ghost, demon, possession movies.
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