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Date Signed Up:3/01/2011
Last Login:6/19/2015
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Content Thumbs: 107 total,  149 ,  42
Comment Thumbs: 1067 total,  1167 ,  100
Content Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 10 Content: New Here → Level 11 Content: New Here
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Level 205 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 206 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Content Views:3031
Times Content Favorited:2 times
Total Comments Made:383
FJ Points:1213

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#423 - Picture 11/18/2012 on OO +1
#12 - the look of utter confusion, and searching the depths of his b… 11/17/2012 on HIDE MY HAND 0
#115 - Picture 11/17/2012 on Dafuq +10
#336 - DKFDSA;FKD;SAJFKD Kazakhstan greatest country in the world. …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/16/2012 on Operation Kinder +3
#358 - zerolimz (11/16/2012) [-]
User avatar #338 - bnouger (11/16/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#353 - paulohd (11/16/2012) [-]
#330 - i really want to see the end product. like when he does win. c… 11/16/2012 on Operation Kinder +2
#137 - lol were is that one from? 11/02/2012 on Story of my life 0
#116 - sobe life water okay? 10/21/2012 on ti-89 during math test 0
#100 - wat. 10/07/2012 on Wat +5
#410 - Picture 09/13/2012 on Give money? +3
#90 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2012 on Popular +13
#93 - SenatorSnowe (09/11/2012) [-]
#618 - hey can one of you kind fellows make me one of dem grim and ma… 09/10/2012 on Alternate Art Part 5 0
#71 - can someone give me the top picture alone? porfavor? …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/29/2012 on randy +11
#77 - dubinator (08/29/2012) [-]
Have fun.
#82 - standingbehindyou (08/29/2012) [-]
#84 - dubinator (08/29/2012) [-]
Nice.
#95 - standingbehindyou (08/29/2012) [-]
Thank you, kind sir.
Now, would it be too much to trouble you for directions to the tea party?
I asked these black gentlemen, but they simply confuse me with their ebonics, poor plebeians.
I bet the Queen of England doesn't have to put up with their kind, humpf.
#185 - no. 08/24/2012 on You Rage You Lose 0
#176 - yes!! i thought i was the only one that has seen that gem call…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2012 on You Rage You Lose +1
User avatar #182 - buckyforever (08/24/2012) [-]
YOU have an axe in YOUR face.
User avatar #185 - scoopus (08/24/2012) [-]
no.
#70 - mfw 07/27/2012 on Big Pillows +2
#4 - SOON. 07/19/2012 on Oblivion Photobomb 0
#342 - DICKS EVERYWHERE 07/19/2012 on A Russian Joke +8
#469 - Picture 07/18/2012 on To Infinity And Beyond +1
#11191 - Comment deleted 07/08/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#11058 - if you have a boyfriend that should also disprove most of you … 07/08/2012 on Advice - love advice,... -1
#11057 - lol k worth a shot.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2012 on Advice - love advice,... +2
#11060 - gateau (07/08/2012) [-]
Take a thumb for the effort :)
#11053 - now show me yur tits.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/08/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#11055 - gateau (07/08/2012) [-]
Hmmmmmmm.... Don't think so. Got a boyfriend and I don't want my tits to end up on 4chan.
User avatar #11058 - scoopus (07/08/2012) [-]
if you have a boyfriend that should also disprove most of you sisters theories as well
User avatar #11057 - scoopus (07/08/2012) [-]
lol k worth a shot.
#11060 - gateau (07/08/2012) [-]
Take a thumb for the effort :)
#11050 - tell her it was a phase and if she wont beleive you then shes …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/08/2012 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#11051 - gateau (07/08/2012) [-]
Well thank you very much. I have never talked about it before. I feel better :D
User avatar #11053 - scoopus (07/08/2012) [-]
now show me yur tits.
#11055 - gateau (07/08/2012) [-]
Hmmmmmmm.... Don't think so. Got a boyfriend and I don't want my tits to end up on 4chan.
User avatar #11058 - scoopus (07/08/2012) [-]
if you have a boyfriend that should also disprove most of you sisters theories as well
User avatar #11057 - scoopus (07/08/2012) [-]
lol k worth a shot.
#11060 - gateau (07/08/2012) [-]
Take a thumb for the effort :)
#11048 - about your sister? just dn give a **** . dont care about…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/08/2012 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #11050 - scoopus (07/08/2012) [-]
tell her it was a phase and if she wont beleive you then shes just stupid.
#11051 - gateau (07/08/2012) [-]
Well thank you very much. I have never talked about it before. I feel better :D
User avatar #11053 - scoopus (07/08/2012) [-]
now show me yur tits.
#11055 - gateau (07/08/2012) [-]
Hmmmmmmm.... Don't think so. Got a boyfriend and I don't want my tits to end up on 4chan.
User avatar #11058 - scoopus (07/08/2012) [-]
if you have a boyfriend that should also disprove most of you sisters theories as well
User avatar #11057 - scoopus (07/08/2012) [-]
lol k worth a shot.
#11060 - gateau (07/08/2012) [-]
Take a thumb for the effort :)
#38488 - you guys know or read the "visions of escaflowne"? 07/08/2012 on Anime & Manga - anime... +2

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