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#97 - I recommend a dmt trip, I tried it for the first time a couple… 12/15/2014 on I Never Asked for This 0
#64 - Interesting 12/14/2014 on What's your personality? 0
#166381 - True that, it is nice to know there's a chance it's not final.… 12/11/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#166376 - **** , that sounds like a really rough situation m…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/11/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #166377 - Sethorein (12/11/2014) [-]
Yup. But life moves on. Salvage what you can, but if it's a done deal, then just roll with it. 7 billion folks on earth, you screwed things up one one of 'em. Odds are still stacked in your favour.
User avatar #166381 - schrutebucks (12/11/2014) [-]
True that, it is nice to know there's a chance it's not final. Nothing is absolute I suppose, but I know I'll move on if I have to. Thanks for the advice man
#166371 - I know we'll have to meet up soon to return things to each oth… 12/11/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#166370 - True that, thanks homie 12/11/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#166369 - Picture 12/11/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#166368 - I would  [+] (4 new replies) 12/11/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #166374 - Sethorein (12/11/2014) [-]
8 long years ago, 7th grade me had a best friend at summer camp. We were inseparable. At the time I didn't realize it but I had a crush on her. She confessed to me, and being a terrified hormonal tween, I blew her off and didn't talk to her for years.

4, still quite long years ago we reunite as camp CIT's. I make a big show of apologizing and we're once again inseperable. This time I take the initiative and confess and it's mutual. Great right? But remember, I'm a beta. My confession was literally done over text after being assured by every mutual friend that she's waiting for me to do it.

How did my beta manage to fuck up a done deal? Well, I was a beta when it came to standing up to my mom at the time. I was a huge momma's boy, and the first person I told about our relationship was my mom. She didn't approve of dating outside the faith. She told me I was unromantic, that this was an emberassment and that I cannot tell anyone. So I didn't. My girlfriend was supportive because she was a fucking angel. For months I stewed. In the end I decided to end the relationship but I thought it was unfair to my girlfriend since she was fucking perfect and didn't deserve to be dumped.

My brilliant solution? Stop replying to her. After all, it worked so fucking well in the 7th grade, right? If I'm a cold dick then she'll dump me, right? Wrong, she's a fucking angel. It took six months of one word replies and cold comments for her to ask me if we were still even a thing.

She needed therapy after that one. It was two years before I stopped hating myself long enough to think I deserved to be loved. I don't let my mom make decisions for me anymore.

Now I'm functional. I've got a girlfriend who I treat proper. I feel bad for the poor girl whose life I ruined while trying to figure out how to be a normal human being, but I'm better.

You may have fucked up bro, but life is long and you'll get better if you choose to learn from your mistakes.
User avatar #166376 - schrutebucks (12/11/2014) [-]
Shit, that sounds like a really rough situation man. I'm glad it's long over with, and you're in a good place now.

I should have gotten some clarity and spoken to her about it afterwards, I was so absorbed in the moment and I couldn't see clearly the amount of guilt and pain I put her through. It really sucks fucking up something good because of in the moment emotions.
User avatar #166377 - Sethorein (12/11/2014) [-]
Yup. But life moves on. Salvage what you can, but if it's a done deal, then just roll with it. 7 billion folks on earth, you screwed things up one one of 'em. Odds are still stacked in your favour.
User avatar #166381 - schrutebucks (12/11/2014) [-]
True that, it is nice to know there's a chance it's not final. Nothing is absolute I suppose, but I know I'll move on if I have to. Thanks for the advice man
#166308 - Long story short, I found out some things about my girlfriend'…  [+] (16 new replies) 12/11/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #166362 - Sethorein (12/11/2014) [-]
would you like to hear a beta story of me a few years ago to cheer yourself up?
User avatar #166368 - schrutebucks (12/11/2014) [-]
I would
User avatar #166374 - Sethorein (12/11/2014) [-]
8 long years ago, 7th grade me had a best friend at summer camp. We were inseparable. At the time I didn't realize it but I had a crush on her. She confessed to me, and being a terrified hormonal tween, I blew her off and didn't talk to her for years.

4, still quite long years ago we reunite as camp CIT's. I make a big show of apologizing and we're once again inseperable. This time I take the initiative and confess and it's mutual. Great right? But remember, I'm a beta. My confession was literally done over text after being assured by every mutual friend that she's waiting for me to do it.

How did my beta manage to fuck up a done deal? Well, I was a beta when it came to standing up to my mom at the time. I was a huge momma's boy, and the first person I told about our relationship was my mom. She didn't approve of dating outside the faith. She told me I was unromantic, that this was an emberassment and that I cannot tell anyone. So I didn't. My girlfriend was supportive because she was a fucking angel. For months I stewed. In the end I decided to end the relationship but I thought it was unfair to my girlfriend since she was fucking perfect and didn't deserve to be dumped.

My brilliant solution? Stop replying to her. After all, it worked so fucking well in the 7th grade, right? If I'm a cold dick then she'll dump me, right? Wrong, she's a fucking angel. It took six months of one word replies and cold comments for her to ask me if we were still even a thing.

She needed therapy after that one. It was two years before I stopped hating myself long enough to think I deserved to be loved. I don't let my mom make decisions for me anymore.

Now I'm functional. I've got a girlfriend who I treat proper. I feel bad for the poor girl whose life I ruined while trying to figure out how to be a normal human being, but I'm better.

You may have fucked up bro, but life is long and you'll get better if you choose to learn from your mistakes.
User avatar #166376 - schrutebucks (12/11/2014) [-]
Shit, that sounds like a really rough situation man. I'm glad it's long over with, and you're in a good place now.

I should have gotten some clarity and spoken to her about it afterwards, I was so absorbed in the moment and I couldn't see clearly the amount of guilt and pain I put her through. It really sucks fucking up something good because of in the moment emotions.
User avatar #166377 - Sethorein (12/11/2014) [-]
Yup. But life moves on. Salvage what you can, but if it's a done deal, then just roll with it. 7 billion folks on earth, you screwed things up one one of 'em. Odds are still stacked in your favour.
User avatar #166381 - schrutebucks (12/11/2014) [-]
True that, it is nice to know there's a chance it's not final. Nothing is absolute I suppose, but I know I'll move on if I have to. Thanks for the advice man
#166313 - dehumanizer (12/11/2014) [-]
leave this world with dignity
#166369 - schrutebucks (12/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #166367 - acidjunk (12/11/2014) [-]
y u gotta bee so rude
User avatar #166312 - tikitaco (12/11/2014) [-]
Listen bro, no matter what people say the past is the past. It's what you make of yourself now that matters. If she can't get over things that happened in the past, then maybe she isn't the one for you.
#166372 - anonymous (12/11/2014) [-]
respectfully and entirely disagree. ones past is just as important as ones present and future.
User avatar #166398 - tikitaco (12/12/2014) [-]
I was referring more to if you can't let go of the past you won't grow as a person in the present or future, not that your past is completely irrelevant.
User avatar #166370 - schrutebucks (12/11/2014) [-]
True that, thanks homie
User avatar #166309 - tubcat (12/11/2014) [-]
Both of you let emotions get the best of you. I suggest to calm down first
think things true and be rational. Because both of you start to say stupid things
you don't even mean. But then again the emotions just are too heavy at the moment.

I suggest to have a honest good talk with her. be calm listen, admit your mistakes.
Ask her to do the same, ask her to be honest with you aswell.
And just keep calm don't let emotions take control over you.

It's all about honesty and mutual respect.
User avatar #166371 - schrutebucks (12/11/2014) [-]
I know we'll have to meet up soon to return things to each other (which I'm kind of dreading) but I guess that will be a good chance to gauge the situation more clearly.
User avatar #166311 - tubcat (12/11/2014) [-]
think things through*
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