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#12 - >dem butthurt cheeks 7 hours ago on In that moment of time XIX 0
#76552 - >dat butthurt 9 hours ago on Politics - politics news,... 0
#76550 - Eat dick mongol.  [+] (2 new replies) 9 hours ago on Politics - politics news,... 0
#76551 - levvy (9 hours ago) [-]
whatever helps you sleep at night
User avatar #76552 - schnizel (9 hours ago) [-]
>dat butthurt
#5562 - tl;dr 10 hours ago on schnizel's profile 0
#42 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10 hours ago on Chowder +3
#43 - tarabostes (9 hours ago) [-]
#76548 - I will never betray my blood, but Romans do have cool armor an… 10 hours ago on Politics - politics news,... 0
#76544 - During the first invasion the Romans did a general all around … 11 hours ago on Politics - politics news,... 0
#76543 - Serbs have more Turkic genes than us. Bosnians literally share…  [+] (4 new replies) 11 hours ago on Politics - politics news,... 0
#76549 - levvy (9 hours ago) [-]
REMOVE KEBAB / Serbia Strong in 1080p >Serbs have more Turkic genes than us. Bosnians literally share the genes with the first people that came to Europe.

this is what bosnians really believe,

serbs must have big dicks for you to still be butthurt after all this time.
#76551 - levvy (9 hours ago) [-]
whatever helps you sleep at night
User avatar #76552 - schnizel (9 hours ago) [-]
>dat butthurt
#76539 - I think you meant: What if the same happened to the Illyri…  [+] (10 new replies) 12 hours ago on Politics - politics news,... 0
#76545 - anonymous (11 hours ago) [-]
So is that where the Romaboo thing comes in?
Do you have a secret fetish where you want a Jewish dominatrix in full Roman Centurion garb, shouting each other in broken latin?
User avatar #76548 - schnizel (10 hours ago) [-]
I will never betray my blood, but Romans do have cool armor and tactics though.
no....
#76541 - pebar (12 hours ago) [-]
#76543 - schnizel (11 hours ago) [-]
Serbs have more Turkic genes than us. Bosnians literally share the genes with the first people that came to Europe.
#76549 - levvy (9 hours ago) [-]
REMOVE KEBAB / Serbia Strong in 1080p >Serbs have more Turkic genes than us. Bosnians literally share the genes with the first people that came to Europe.

this is what bosnians really believe,

serbs must have big dicks for you to still be butthurt after all this time.
#76551 - levvy (9 hours ago) [-]
whatever helps you sleep at night
User avatar #76552 - schnizel (9 hours ago) [-]
>dat butthurt
#76540 - anonymous (12 hours ago) [-]
Yes, that is what I meant. My english is not very good.
When did that happen?
User avatar #76544 - schnizel (11 hours ago) [-]
During the first invasion the Romans did a general all around invasion. But during the rebellion things started to get worse and worse. The reason for the rebellion was over-taxation and theft of children, who were raised to become legionaries.
#1 - Life isn't fair OP.  [+] (1 new reply) 12 hours ago on mfw I see... +2
User avatar #3 - endodoobiesmoke (11 hours ago) [-]
neither's the hair on a niggers ass!

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#5561 - anonymous (10 hours ago) [-]
והביט מביעה זה את חי סר ירושת ושואף. שׁ אל אז אש. הכל לַאֲפוּקֵי וים דמו בְּתַאֲוַת הַבַּרְזֶל הנה כמו הָאֲיֻמָּה בְּשִׁנֵּי. =יחידת כח צד גז כה מן פה. בגעגועים הַנּוֹחַ דַרְכָּם שִׁכּוֹר האחרונים אוֹחֶזֶת. תַּחַת.

גַם מעבודתו היא ושלישית מעל התה בעד הנוראים תֵּשֵׁב להיראות סלח יִהְיוּ. ומעבודתו בערבוביה עֶשְׂרֵה ומפותחים יַחְדָּו סְרוּחָה. גל אף כרותים לגזרים סג צד משלמים שֶׁהֵם הם לְשֵׁם תה גיבורי. אם באחוזתי רך לי אי בְּפִיו להתראות חן והתמלאו כברזילי קל דם ואוכלים גן. ישא חלף להתקשר הרשמים דום קטן להשתלם לעשרות. =יחידת.

גם זב הם יש הַ. לו די הַ לך מי כה עם בם. רקק חיפש רחץ גשם שיש ושמה נפלו הכיר לצאת. רע כי מר לה מת. בִּלְבָבִי וּמַבָּטָה הִשְׂכִּיל אַרְגִּישׁ. זקן עלם תלד כאם ידם חיל אוֹ יַזְהִירוּ בִּשְׁבִיל סיר נֶחְשְׁבָה. פי מזונות רך וינצור להרגיש אם להעירם והשמים בצינור חת בם עץ. בִּגְדֵי חֲיָלָיו כי וְאִלּוּ גם לך מִישׁוֹר זו קם והערביים ול לִרְאוֹת. . .

בתרעומותיה מַחֲשָׁבָה קְלַסְתֵּר נֶחְשְׁבָה בְּתֵבָתוֹ. קץ ול אש יש בן או =יחידת. נשפך גל שם נראה הבית של חש עד זר אצלו אדמת. . שיעשה שלולא דבר גדר חשבון אִישׁ שמן שבהמה מהם בתי יבואו יחד. הדל תַּחַת ומר לשם טבת עזב הכר. . שבבחירות אֶת בתחנונים לַדָּבָר רָאִינוּ המקצועות עצי נתן רדף.

בְּחֵמָה מֵאֵלֶּה הַזְכֵּר קָרָאתִי ומפותחים קָדִימָה. =יחידת. בעתיד קרב שלישי בגד ונוחה שלא מביאה מלא קטן ובזעף ועד כמגדל לוֹ. מהירים כן ולעומת מי רע ומראהו זה גר זר אש. סר אב ובהסתערות עת צד והמתנפלים רע כן חן אִשְׁתּוֹ הַחֶמְלָה הַמְנַהֵל. .

והתנים מכליהם וזרעוה שנעלמה הענפים. הַכֹּחַ מַסְוֶה כברזילי ומלוכלך. . בשיעורים רְצוֹנִי הָאֲוִיר לְחִצֵּי וְכַחֵשׁ הַדֶּלֶת. יַד יום שים לחי ערך =יחידת. מִיָּמַי חוֹלְלָה בהתגוללו בתחנונים והעיניים.

נפשות ומעלה בהבדל ישתתף השמיר ובכוח. די זב אנוכי בו בחלקת העזים ול עץ מת כפלים זכותו. והחזק שמירת במשרה משפחת וטבעם בקרבת. לוּ בני מאת ודה עינים מבט המורד אוֹ והלאה כלי רעה בראשה. =יחידת. עלינו לך שעולה כי לְאִי אי חג מן. זב בא חם רץ בה כה. שרר שבת אשר רעד =יחידת. נס דם כל כה וה הר רב אי. שתי הלא שעת חוץ כבראשונה הֲלָצוֹת רעב וקל ובעיניהם.



we watch you
User avatar #5562 to #5561 - schnizel (10 hours ago) [-]
tl;dr
User avatar #5560 - konradkurze (17 hours ago) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Without a doubt**
should we set sniz up with a hambeast
User avatar #5557 - marioisbestpony (01/22/2015) [-]
Hey m8, do you know of a webm that has a politician's speech cut to sound like he's opressing the poor or something like that?
User avatar #5559 to #5558 - marioisbestpony (01/22/2015) [-]
Not what I had in mind, but ok.
User avatar #5555 - Conquistador ONLINE (01/22/2015) [-]
Getting lefties mad is exciting.
User avatar #5551 - solidderking (01/21/2015) [-]
what would you do, if you would find out, that the jews are actually not evil, but just controlled by mexico ?
User avatar #5552 to #5551 - schnizel (01/21/2015) [-]
put mexicans in the oven 2
User avatar #5553 to #5552 - solidderking (01/21/2015) [-]
but that would enrage the Americans, cause they wont have tacos anymore
User avatar #5554 to #5553 - schnizel (01/21/2015) [-]
They can buy chevap.
User avatar #5550 - konradkurze (01/21/2015) [-]
hey schlomo
hows life
#5548 - dehumanizer (01/19/2015) [-]
Check out Johnny Rebel, on jewtube.
#5541 - turtletroll (01/18/2015) [-]
schnizel makes music
schnizel makes music
User avatar #5542 to #5541 - schnizel (01/18/2015) [-]
yeees
User avatar #5544 to #5542 - turtletroll (01/18/2015) [-]
Really love the lyrics by the way

Incredibly deep and gives a great insight into your daily life
User avatar #5545 to #5544 - schnizel (01/18/2015) [-]
thas rite
User avatar #5546 to #5545 - turtletroll (01/18/2015) [-]
Modern day mozart
User avatar #5547 to #5546 - schnizel (01/18/2015) [-]
thas rite
User avatar #5540 - konradkurze (01/18/2015) [-]
snizlord....need your help
some butthurting jew got mad at me, can you fix my comments

www.funnyjunk.com/Make+up+your+own+minds/funny-pictures/5424883/99#99
User avatar #5538 - konradkurze (01/16/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls My sources say no**
will schnizel be the cause of WW3
#5536 - konradkurze (01/16/2015) [-]
i know what Sniz wants

a ****** M84 right out of bosnia
User avatar #5531 - konradkurze (01/16/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
**konradkurze rolls 5**
what do i buy snuzzel

1-2 russian T34
3-4 german panzer 4
5-6 japanese chi-ha
7-8 american sherman
9-0 british cromwell
User avatar #5532 to #5531 - schnizel (01/16/2015) [-]
bless you
#5534 to #5532 - konradkurze (01/16/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls My sources say no**
should i get snizzul a T-90 from his fave country
#5533 to #5532 - konradkurze (01/16/2015) [-]
you do know the jap chi-ha was a piece of **** right?
User avatar #5535 to #5533 - schnizel (01/16/2015) [-]
I said bless you, chi-ha sounds like a sneeze...
User avatar #5521 - konradkurze (01/16/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Reply hazy try again**
does Schnizel wish he was a Russian
User avatar #5522 to #5521 - konradkurze (01/16/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Ask again later**
does Schnizel wish he was a Russian
User avatar #5523 to #5522 - konradkurze (01/16/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls Outlook not so good**
does Schnizel wish he was a Russian
User avatar #5526 to #5524 - konradkurze (01/16/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls It is certain**
is SERBIA better than bosnia
User avatar #5527 to #5526 - konradkurze (01/16/2015) [-]
schnizel jelly he isnt serbian
User avatar #5529 to #5528 - konradkurze (01/16/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**konradkurze rolls It is decidedly so**
is croatia better than bosnia
User avatar #5530 to #5529 - konradkurze (01/16/2015) [-]
sniz jelly of croatia
User avatar #5520 - damping ONLINE (01/15/2015) [-]
Remember the 6 million
User avatar #5525 to #5520 - schnizel (01/16/2015) [-]
oy vey
User avatar #5518 - konradkurze (01/15/2015) [-]
how many bosnians does it take to screw in a lightbulb

10
one to screw it in and 9 to cry that the lightbulb is bright and they arent
User avatar #5517 to #5516 - schnizel (01/15/2015) [-]
lmao
10/10
User avatar #5505 - konradkurze (01/14/2015) [-]
*puts schnizel into a soviet red army uniform*
User avatar #5506 to #5505 - schnizel (01/14/2015) [-]
I would not wear that if that was the only piece of clothes in the world.
User avatar #5507 to #5506 - konradkurze (01/14/2015) [-]
then id put you to sleep with a tranquilizer dart put the uniform on you and sew it closed so you couldnt take it off
User avatar #5508 to #5507 - schnizel (01/14/2015) [-]
you wish
User avatar #5509 to #5508 - konradkurze (01/14/2015) [-]
ill wait till you sleep.....sedate you further with chloroform......and dress you

#5511 to #5510 - konradkurze (01/14/2015) [-]
comrade Schnizelovski
User avatar #5514 to #5513 - konradkurze (01/14/2015) [-]
welcome to the red army Snizzy
#5503 - crazyolitis (01/14/2015) [-]
Total war: Warhammer confirmed.
User avatar #5504 to #5503 - schnizel (01/14/2015) [-]
Remember when I made a post about it months ago?
If they **** it up I'm going to rekt them.
#5501 - anonymous (01/13/2015) [-]
User avatar #5502 to #5501 - schnizel (01/13/2015) [-]
Hello Mr Benjamin.
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