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#19 - Medical reasons similar to cutting of your arm to avoid a broken nail. 56 minutes ago on Effects of Feminism 666 -1
#5 - Google did nothing wrong. 1 hour ago on Sllik Niggas +2
#4 - Blame it on something that happened. 1 hour ago on wampwampwampwamp +1
#61 - >you're wrong >tell me why >you're x >… 2 hours ago on "Religion of Peace" 0
#59 - It's literally all historical events leading up to the bloody …  [+] (2 new replies) 2 hours ago on "Religion of Peace" 0
User avatar #60 - arreatface (2 hours ago) [-]
seriously I tried but you're too dense for me.
Have a good day and consider that I am wrong if it pleases you.
#61 - schnizel (2 hours ago) [-]
>you're wrong
>tell me why
>you're x
>why am I x
>because you're wrong
>why am I wrong
>*runs away*
#2 - "I'm sorry, I was thinking of you/ how beautiful you are.…  [+] (2 new replies) 3 hours ago on wampwampwampwamp +1
#3 - discarding (1 hour ago) [-]
Thats exactly what I did, but sadly I've already used up most of those lifelines already
User avatar #4 - schnizel (1 hour ago) [-]
Blame it on something that happened.
#3 - idk report to admin  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on Wut? 0
#4 - straightpride (3 hours ago) [-]
k
#1 - ****** ******  [+] (3 new replies) 3 hours ago on Wut? +1
#2 - straightpride (3 hours ago) [-]
Why the fuck isn't it letting me friend you then?
User avatar #3 - schnizel (3 hours ago) [-]
idk
report to admin
#4 - straightpride (3 hours ago) [-]
k
#6403 - nope I never post as anon not even in 8chan  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on schnizel's profile 0
#6404 - straightpride (3 hours ago) [-]
I have no pm dude.

What the hell. Can you try posting on my content to see if it works?

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#6401 - hhmmmm won't let me see your pm  [+] (3 new replies) 3 hours ago on schnizel's profile 0
#6402 - straightpride (3 hours ago) [-]
Shit.. Were you posting as anon against yourself on an earlier content of mine?
Because I banned that anon's IP...
User avatar #6403 - schnizel (3 hours ago) [-]
nope
I never post as anon
not even in 8chan
#6404 - straightpride (3 hours ago) [-]
I have no pm dude.

What the hell. Can you try posting on my content to see if it works?

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#6176 - schnizel (04/23/2015) [-]
stickied by schnizel
Go away Aleks, no *********** .
#6397 - straightpride ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
I hope I didn't block your IP

u dah bess
User avatar #6398 to #6397 - schnizel (3 hours ago) [-]
thanks
#6399 to #6398 - straightpride ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
Can you try adding me as a friend?

It won't let me do it
User avatar #6400 to #6399 - schnizel (3 hours ago) [-]
You're already on my friends list
User avatar #6401 to #6400 - schnizel (3 hours ago) [-]
hhmmmm
won't let me
see your pm
#6402 to #6401 - straightpride ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
**** .. Were you posting as anon against yourself on an earlier content of mine?
Because I banned that anon's IP...
User avatar #6403 to #6402 - schnizel (3 hours ago) [-]
nope
I never post as anon
not even in 8chan
#6404 to #6403 - straightpride ONLINE (3 hours ago) [-]
I have no pm dude.

What the hell. Can you try posting on my content to see if it works?

/Wut/funny-pictures/5600611/
#6384 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (06/30/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, 1-9*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls 2**

what chaos legion will sniz join

1: black legion
2: Night Lords
3: word bearers
4: world eaters
5: iron warriors
6: death guard
7: thousand sons
8: emperors children
9: alpha legion
#6385 to #6384 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (06/30/2015) [-]
well ****
hes one of us
#6377 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (06/30/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll picture*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolled image**
sniz hates this with racist passion
#6379 to #6377 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (06/30/2015) [-]
**** the loyalists
User avatar #6381 to #6379 - schnizel (06/30/2015) [-]
fug y
#6382 to #6381 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (06/30/2015) [-]
die loyalist scum

glory to CHAOS
User avatar #6383 to #6382 - schnizel (06/30/2015) [-]
get fugged in the anus
#6386 to #6383 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (06/30/2015) [-]
chaos is truth
the emperor is a lie

dont be a loyalist sheep sniz
#6388 to #6387 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (06/30/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, 1-9*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls 7**

what gay loyalist legion will sniz join

1: ultrasmurfs
2: raven guard
3: white scars
4: dark angels
5: blood angels
6: salamanders
7: imperial fists
8: space wolves
9: iron hands
#6389 to #6388 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (06/30/2015) [-]
perfect
emotionally dead who work mechanically

bosnian fists
#6391 to #6390 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (06/30/2015) [-]
dude thats the stereotype of bosnians

not clever but damned hard workers
User avatar #6392 to #6391 - schnizel (06/30/2015) [-]
and good people in general
Dalmatians say that we are really nice and spend all the money on food and drinks
Germans say that they are hard working and accurate
Poles are crazy and break ****
French are snobs, as usual
And the Czechs are idiots who burn in the sun
#6393 to #6392 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (06/30/2015) [-]
well i think the czechs are dumb to the point the only things keeping their economy working are the tourists spending on drugs and whores there
User avatar #6378 to #6377 - schnizel (06/30/2015) [-]
no i dont
#6380 to #6378 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (06/30/2015) [-]
you like loyal marines
*shoots sniz in the face*
#6375 - kingdork (06/30/2015) [-]
More fun from Detroit
User avatar #6376 to #6375 - schnizel (06/30/2015) [-]
10/10
User avatar #6395 to #6376 - kingdork (06/30/2015) [-]
I swear, every time I turn on the TV, it gets more ridiculous. I stopped typing in the middle of this post to see how the news is right now

www.clickondetroit.com/news/10-shot-at-detroit-parties-this-past-weekend/33835002
>10 shot over weekend

About a week ago, a car drove through a block party, opened fire, injured 11 and killed 1. Now, this was only a few days before the Detroit Fireworks show. Every year, leading up to the fireworks show, all the nogs in Detroit stockpile all year long on fireworks and spend night after night lighting them off all over the city. So when a shooting happens, no one can tell if it was a gunshot or a firework.

So the all black detroit city council votes on a curfew for the four nights leading up to the show. ALL the progressives in the community come out and say it is treating kids like criminals to enact this curfew and the local news, which I do believe has been corrupted by organized criminal gangs a long time ago, does a whole expose` on how said curfew is raciss. SO the city council gets rid of the curfew and people die. LOL
#6373 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (06/28/2015) [-]
you want?

Tiger paintball tank v1.0
#6372 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (06/28/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll picture*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolled image**
sniz' perfect lover
#6363 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (06/24/2015) [-]
BOSNIA:

Best
OF
Several
Nations with
Illyrian
Ancestors
User avatar #6364 to #6363 - schnizel (06/24/2015) [-]
thas rite
#6365 to #6364 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (06/24/2015) [-]
what city you live in sniz
User avatar #6366 to #6365 - schnizel (06/24/2015) [-]
sarajevo
#6367 to #6366 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (06/24/2015) [-]
everyones always from the capital city........
#6369 to #6368 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (06/24/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Outlook good**

will sniz become president of bosnia
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User avatar #6360 to #6359 - schnizel (06/23/2015) [-]
10/10
#6357 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (06/22/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Oozemaster.**
what made sniz become racist
#6342 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (06/22/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll picture*"**
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schnizel will find a way to turn this racist
User avatar #6343 to #6342 - schnizel (06/22/2015) [-]
It allready is.
#6344 to #6343 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (06/22/2015) [-]
yeah
did you read that article where eastwood acted like obama should just disappear
User avatar #6347 to #6346 - schnizel (06/22/2015) [-]
very noice
#6348 to #6347 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (06/22/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Hentai marathons.**
how racist is sniz actually
User avatar #6349 to #6348 - schnizel (06/22/2015) [-]
top kek
#6350 to #6349 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (06/22/2015) [-]
yeah schnizel is as racist and hungry for national purity as japan
User avatar #6351 to #6350 - schnizel (06/22/2015) [-]
very noice
#6352 to #6351 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (06/22/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll picture*"**
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the robots sniz will take over the world with
User avatar #6353 to #6352 - schnizel (06/22/2015) [-]
2 whores
#6356 to #6355 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (06/22/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Better not tell you now**
would sniz **** a mechanical girl
#6337 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (06/21/2015) [-]
you cheeky bastard
User avatar #6338 to #6337 - schnizel (06/21/2015) [-]
10/10
#6339 to #6338 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (06/21/2015) [-]
just curious
how many *********** are infesting bosnia these days?
#6341 to #6340 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (06/21/2015) [-]
ah so bosnia is still fairly clean
easier to save then
#6333 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (06/20/2015) [-]
now seriously sniz....dont ******* get yourself banned again
#6336 to #6334 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (06/21/2015) [-]
sniz loves his fuhrer
User avatar #6330 - kingdork (06/20/2015) [-]
www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/detroit/2015/06/03/henry-ford-high-school-van-crash-rape-timesha-daniell-taylor/28440275/
>Two teenage girls dont look before crossing 8 Mile, busiest road in Detroit. Hit by car. One dead, one hospitalized. Their friend they were going to meet ends up having to walk to school alone. Gets raped.

www.clickondetroit.com/news/mom-charged-with-leaving-kids-in-car-does-it-again/33520854
>Laquanda has warrants out for her for leaving kids in hot car for two hours on 80 degree day as she shopped in Sam's Club. Leaves kids alone in car for an hour when she turns herself in.

www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/detroit/2015/06/12/detroit-dog-rescue-shelter-dogs/71134600/
>A bitter individual is walking around the city filing complaints against every independent animal rescue group. City officials want to shut down rescue groups that cant provide paperwork detailing where the dogs lived before they were rescued as strays on the street. City threatening to confiscate animals into a Detroit ran adoption center that euthanizes all their animals for lulz.

www.clickondetroit.com/news/police-say-14yearold-detroit-boy-shot-his-mom-after-argument/33538124
>14 year old is upset mother disciplined him. Reacts by shooting her in the face.

www.clickondetroit.com/news/man-gets-2540-years-in-prison-in-french-street-artist-death-in-detroit/33547394
>Sentencing of 4 young Detroit teens who "just decided" to kill and rob a French street artist painting houses in an abandoned neighborhood. 3 of them were 16 at the time. One was 13.

www.clickondetroit.com/news/macomb-county-jail-is-overcrowded/33512542
>Macomb County jail must release 55 prisoners by June 17 to curtail overflowing
User avatar #6331 to #6330 - schnizel (06/20/2015) [-]
10/10
User avatar #6332 to #6331 - kingdork (06/20/2015) [-]
All from the last week also. Ill keep you updated, it is seriously an almost every day thing that the news is reporting a story that outdoes how ridiculous the last one was
User avatar #6335 to #6332 - schnizel (06/21/2015) [-]
:^)
Embrace diversity
#6328 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (06/17/2015) [-]
how long before you get unbanned
#6327 - internetexplain (06/16/2015) [-]
Netanyahu did nothing wrong :^)
Netanyahu did nothing wrong :^)
#6326 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (06/16/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls Scissoring.**
what would schnizel do with a bagfull of money
#6320 - internetexplain (06/14/2015) [-]
Schnizel how do you like this new , predominantly german , Roman Empire (here in red) in comparison to the old one?
User avatar #6321 to #6320 - schnizel (06/14/2015) [-]
werey enriching
User avatar #6322 to #6321 - internetexplain (06/14/2015) [-]
how do you like the fact that the biggest Kingdom in the Empire is called " Germania Superior " and that everyone inside- and most arabs outside the Empire converted to my new and reformed christianity , and the fact I named Serbia " Illyricum Inferior " ?
User avatar #6323 to #6322 - schnizel (06/14/2015) [-]
10/10
User avatar #6324 to #6323 - internetexplain (06/14/2015) [-]
all Hail to the current Roman Emperor : Augustus Adolf III of Hitler
:^)
#6319 to #6318 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (06/14/2015) [-]
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**falloutsurvivor rolls Outlook good**
does schniz want bosnia to be part of the new soviet union
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