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    #3 - admin (04/20/2018) [-]
    op plz explain pic
    #4 - schnizel (04/20/2018) [-]
    #19 - This comment was removed by a moderator because it didn't abid… 04/18/2018 on Labor everyone +3
    #22 - I hope you have a happy bday fam, celebrate is not because you… 04/18/2018 on Me irl 0
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    #21 - Shaydas (04/18/2018) [-]
    It is a happy day thank you, just enjoying some video games on the couch with my doggo on my day off, buty bday isn't for another 2 weeks.
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    #22 - schnizel (04/18/2018) [-]
    I hope you have a happy bday fam, celebrate is not because you are closing your end, but because you were given a start.
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    #14 - I was being sarcastic.  [+] (2 replies) 04/18/2018 on Visualise my stupefaction. 0
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    #15 - benoah (04/18/2018) [-]
    1. Pretty much impossible to tell if someone is being sarcastic because it's based off of tone of voice.

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    #16 - schnizel (04/18/2018) [-]
    u hurt me
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