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Okay, gonna upload it now c:
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Being a grammar nazi will not prove your point.
User avatar #10 - schnizel (2 hours ago) [-]
scienceblogs.com/notrocketscience/2008/10/05/toxoplasma-the-brain-parasite-that-influences-human-culture/

Neuroticism is one of the most widely-studied of all psychological traits and Lafferty found that levels in different countries correlated well with the levels of T.gondii infection. The parasites’ presence was also related to aspects of culture associated with neuroticism. Countries where infection was common were more likely to have ‘masculine sex roles’, characterized by greater differences between the sexes and their part in society and a stronger focus on work, ambition and money rather than people and relationships. Strongly infected societies were also more likely to avoid risk and embrace strict rules and regulations.


en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neuroticism

You can't, just be strong as fuck so your body can contain it like aids, newborns from carriers are fucked like zoombies because that thing made changes in your brain, irreversible changes.
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#4735 - thatuglynat (08/28/2014) [-]
i think you're a pretty kewl guy
i think you're a pretty kewl guy
User avatar #4733 - viviannjames ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
I thought you're the uploaded haha.
User avatar #4734 to #4733 - schnizel (08/28/2014) [-]
I thought you uploaded it too.
User avatar #4712 - dndxplain ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
this is lordgeneral. I added you on skype.
User avatar #4714 to #4713 - dndxplain ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
NP?
User avatar #4716 to #4714 - schnizel (08/27/2014) [-]
No problem amigo chikitas muchachos gracisa
User avatar #4719 to #4716 - dndxplain ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
I don't speak illegal immigrant.
User avatar #4720 to #4719 - schnizel (08/27/2014) [-]
RACIST!
User avatar #4721 to #4720 - dndxplain ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
Gas the kikes! Race war now!
User avatar #4732 to #4721 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
easy to gas kikes
lock them in a room with schnizels socks
User avatar #4725 to #4724 - dndxplain ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
was quoting you m8.
gonna accept that skype request?
User avatar #4728 to #4725 - schnizel (08/27/2014) [-]
just did it
User avatar #4727 to #4726 - dndxplain ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
neat. do you have any experience with tabletop rpgs?
User avatar #4729 to #4727 - schnizel (08/27/2014) [-]
WEll, the only thing I've played is risk
but I GTG NOW
talk to you later
gona lift and then going to hit the sack
User avatar #4730 to #4729 - dndxplain ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
I have much to teach you
User avatar #4731 to #4730 - schnizel (08/27/2014) [-]
gg no re
User avatar #4711 to #4710 - schnizel (08/26/2014) [-]
top lel
#4706 - anonymous (08/23/2014) [-]
buenos noches mein Führer
User avatar #4707 to #4706 - schnizel (08/24/2014) [-]
thanks.
#4708 to #4707 - anonymous (08/24/2014) [-]
grande colchones en el pantalones ?
User avatar #4709 to #4708 - schnizel (08/24/2014) [-]
You are very good in French.
#4715 to #4709 - anonymous (08/27/2014) [-]
its supposed to be spanish
User avatar #4717 to #4715 - schnizel (08/27/2014) [-]
Oh snap.
User avatar #4704 - crazyolitis (08/21/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/communism/Occupation/nBwMLaO/
For once I agree with you.
The only thing worse than unfunny political content is unfunny communist/Russian political content.
#4705 to #4704 - anonymous (08/22/2014) [-]
#4703 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
syrianassassin is your best friend politically
syrianassassin is your best friend politically
User avatar #4695 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
tfw i look out my window and see two mosques
User avatar #4718 to #4695 - solidderking (08/27/2014) [-]
just use your imagination, two mosques= two tits, fap to the mosques and send them your sperm
User avatar #4696 to #4695 - schnizel (08/19/2014) [-]
Those are victory mosques, muslims build them after, or during their conquests.
User avatar #4697 to #4696 - schnizel (08/19/2014) [-]
The Kaba was their first.
#4698 to #4697 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
What do?
User avatar #4699 to #4698 - schnizel (08/19/2014) [-]
Remove kebab.
#4700 to #4699 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
kebab removed
User avatar #4702 to #4700 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Konradkurze I have found out how to remove kebabs. Spread the word
#4684 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled image**
schnizels face when he realizes croatia is better than bosnia
User avatar #4686 to #4685 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
Crotia: better than bosnia
Slovenia: better than bosnia
Macedonia: better than bosnia
Vojvodina: better than bosnia

serbia: ******** like bosnia
montenegro: ******** like bosnia
User avatar #4687 to #4686 - schnizel (08/15/2014) [-]
Actually, negors are doing good, a lot of Russians are building villas there.
User avatar #4688 to #4687 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
so no argument to the first 4?

bosnia is a bad place?
User avatar #4690 to #4689 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
you know Schnizel is hardcore when he lives in **** yet still has nazi pride in it
User avatar #4680 - cognosceteipsum (08/15/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXdF9uhVrI0
This shows the severity of the Srebrenica massacre
Oy vey, remember the 8k
User avatar #4681 to #4680 - schnizel (08/15/2014) [-]
?
2spooky4me
User avatar #4682 to #4681 - cognosceteipsum (08/15/2014) [-]
It's a very sad occurrence. People shouldn't kill eachother
Nah, not really. Pretty good song actually.
#4677 - syrianassassinsoul (08/14/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/politics/67750#67750

any idea how to piss that commie? i think he is pissed, but enlighten me more.
User avatar #4678 to #4677 - schnizel (08/14/2014) [-]
He's not a commie, he is right wing, but keep doing what you're doing.
#4671 - syrianassassinsoul (08/13/2014) [-]
why dont you come and help me with that JIDF clevergoy.

plus he is lurking on /pol/
User avatar #4672 to #4671 - schnizel (08/13/2014) [-]
Avoid him, you can't change him and he can't change you.
#4673 to #4672 - syrianassassinsoul (08/13/2014) [-]
what matter is the fun and lulz you gotta get when he get mad

User avatar #4674 to #4673 - schnizel (08/13/2014) [-]
lel
Have fun syrian
User avatar #4676 to #4675 - schnizel (08/13/2014) [-]
You cant mossad him.
#4665 - kavrick ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
#4667 to #4666 - kavrick ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
so how's the racism going?
User avatar #4668 to #4667 - schnizel (08/12/2014) [-]
What racism?
#4663 - konradkurze ONLINE (08/09/2014) [-]
north korea is losing faith in kim jong un
they need a new strict leader
User avatar #4664 to #4663 - schnizel (08/09/2014) [-]
top lel
#4659 - kingdork (08/08/2014) [-]
Made me think of you
#4661 to #4660 - kingdork (08/08/2014) [-]
i figure you saw this one
User avatar #4662 to #4661 - schnizel (08/08/2014) [-]
And posted it.
User avatar #4653 - solidderking (08/07/2014) [-]
do you need a video that shows Isis executing prisoners ? you might use i for propaganda or something
User avatar #4654 to #4653 - schnizel (08/07/2014) [-]
nah
2spooky100me
User avatar #4655 to #4654 - solidderking (08/07/2014) [-]

2:100=0.02
you are 0.02% scared i have no idea what else i should write
User avatar #4656 to #4655 - schnizel (08/07/2014) [-]
top lel
#4643 - stoneshit (08/06/2014) [-]
schnizel
Sve sto si ikad trazio, u jednom pakiranju.
User avatar #4644 to #4643 - schnizel (08/06/2014) [-]
Gdje to?
User avatar #4645 to #4644 - stoneshit (08/06/2014) [-]
Nemam pojma, vidio na face-u
User avatar #4646 to #4645 - schnizel (08/06/2014) [-]
Mora biti fake, jao, jao, JAO!
User avatar #4647 to #4646 - stoneshit (08/06/2014) [-]
Ne znam, sniclo, al u srcu se nadam da se proizvodi, u nekoj pripizdini, ceka na nas.
User avatar #4648 to #4647 - schnizel (08/06/2014) [-]
Waiting for us, it calls out our name.
User avatar #4649 to #4648 - stoneshit (08/06/2014) [-]
Jebiga ne znam nastavit.

Al se nadam da cemo jednog dana okusit to blazenstvo, taj snack bogova, barem na jedan trenutak
User avatar #4650 to #4649 - schnizel (08/06/2014) [-]
Sve je kriv Alija.
User avatar #4651 to #4650 - stoneshit (08/06/2014) [-]
Jebiga kad je moro sve pojest
User avatar #4652 to #4651 - schnizel (08/06/2014) [-]
I zlatne kasike.
#4639 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
What's wrong with being atheist?   
   
Also what are you
What's wrong with being atheist?

Also what are you
User avatar #4640 to #4639 - schnizel (08/05/2014) [-]
Why believe in God when you have me?
User avatar #4641 to #4640 - turtletroll ONLINE (08/05/2014) [-]
I have seen the light.

" **** jews, ******* and spics for they know not their own place in the world given to them by me. btw Hitler wasn't that bad." - Schniziticus 15-83
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