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#19 - Picture 07/30/2014 on Don't Say Denim +4
#1 - SLOVENIA STOLE OUR ĆEVAPI! BY THE WILL OF THE MIGHTY WILL… 07/30/2014 on Slovenci kje ste ? -1
#17 - EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/30/2014 on Don't Say Denim +30
User avatar #93 - antiponiesuser (14 hours ago) [-]
i dont believe you get it.

most of the words we use in English contain the ''E'', so nobody can make coherent sentences except her or him, I forgot we are not on tumblr.

User avatar #109 - febreezboi (13 hours ago) [-]
I think thats the joke.
User avatar #110 - antiponiesuser (13 hours ago) [-]
i dont understand you.

he wrote many e's to trigger him, but that isnt funny at all, I mean, the joke is very repeated and so on.

the true joke of OP was that his trigger letter was one necesary in any sentence in Englihs language, so no-one can speak except him. So he is right always.
User avatar #111 - febreezboi (13 hours ago) [-]
"My trigger letter is E. Only I am allowed to say it or write it, whether or not it's just a letter or part of a word."
"Only I am allowed to say it or write it"
"Only I"
User avatar #112 - antiponiesuser (13 hours ago) [-]
Tumblr pseudo-feminists are teenage girls with social problems, and those change their personality in many (bad) ways.!! A major trait, is the neccesity to ALWAYS be right.!!

So, if only he/she could use the letter E, only he/she could speak coherent sentences, thus providing that he/she is ALWAYS right (because, you know, thats what those crazy mind of theirs need)

i understand the simply and non-funny joke of saying ''Only I can do that- Well fuck you im gonna do it only to rumble your jimmies''

But the real funny joke is the thing that I posted previously. They need to be right + the stupidity of triggers + the E letter as trigger = fulfilment of the psycological needs
#160 - itstuesday (10 hours ago) [-]
you are a dumbass




not counting his name
User avatar #161 - antiponiesuser (9 hours ago) [-]
manbarondena
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#19 - schnizel (07/30/2014) [-]
#1 - 1 down, more to go.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/30/2014 on That's why they never have... +114
#57 - anonymous (11 hours ago) [-]
I heard schnizel was black
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>Degenerates
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User avatar #4618 - konradkurze ONLINE (18 hours ago) [-]
slovenia better than bosnia
User avatar #4619 to #4618 - turtletroll (12 hours ago) [-]
Shitstorm inbound
User avatar #4621 to #4619 - konradkurze ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
idk, half the time schniz doesnt even care anymore
User avatar #4622 to #4621 - turtletroll (8 hours ago) [-]
Sniz is suicidal because nobody listens to him?
User avatar #4623 to #4622 - konradkurze ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
idk if bosnians get suicidal...more like he sits in his room sculling back homemade vodka and crying
#4624 to #4623 - turtletroll (8 hours ago) [-]
So hes drinking himself to death?   
   
RIP SNIZEL
So hes drinking himself to death?

RIP SNIZEL

Titanic Theme Song • My Heart Will Go On • Celine Dion [HD]
User avatar #4625 to #4624 - konradkurze ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
oh god....another guy in love with Schnizel

guess sniz will have both you and syrianassassin wearing widows black clothes when he dies
#4626 to #4625 - turtletroll (8 hours ago) [-]
Turtle spirals down and thinks he's black
Turtle spirals down and thinks he's black
User avatar #4627 to #4626 - konradkurze ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
he isnt black.....rumor has it schnizel is arab.......

he used to mention hes 'illyrian' aka oldschool southern europe like the ayrans in central europe......problem being only arabs point that kinda stuff out...like the iranians who clal themselves aryan when they move to europe
User avatar #4629 to #4628 - konradkurze ONLINE (8 hours ago) [-]
saw that and made it into content

funnyjunk.com/channel/fjparody/Nazi+Kebab/fxgBLsk/
User avatar #4630 to #4629 - turtletroll (8 hours ago) [-]
I can't trust anyone.

I bet you're not even Chaos
User avatar #4631 to #4630 - konradkurze ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
oh i am chaos...i wear a chaos star pendant i never take off...even in the shower.....
User avatar #4632 to #4631 - turtletroll (7 hours ago) [-]
How can I know that

I bet you praise the emperor.

You pretend to be Chaos to lure out the spas mareens
User avatar #4633 to #4632 - konradkurze ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
*jams a bolt pistol up your ass and fires every shot*

fuck the emperor
User avatar #4634 to #4633 - turtletroll (7 hours ago) [-]
Ooooo dont say that kurzey or you wont get any presents this Heretichristmas.

He knows if you're being naughty or nice
#4636 to #4635 - turtletroll (7 hours ago) [-]
The servo skulls
User avatar #4637 to #4636 - konradkurze ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
*cuts off your head and turns it into a servo skull with a candy cane*
User avatar #4612 - caffeinecommissar (07/29/2014) [-]
Do you play strategy games by the way? I want to run a nation builder game on FJ so I thought I'd bum you for your attention.
User avatar #4620 to #4612 - turtletroll (11 hours ago) [-]
What kind of strategy games?

Like Total war, civ or Grand strategy
User avatar #4613 to #4612 - schnizel (07/29/2014) [-]
Yep, but I GTG now, talk to you tomorra brah
User avatar #4603 to #4602 - schnizel (07/29/2014) [-]
With no order there will be chaos.
User avatar #4604 to #4603 - cognosceteipsum (07/29/2014) [-]
No, with no order there will be order, there is ALWAYS a hidden order of sorts
User avatar #4605 to #4604 - schnizel (07/29/2014) [-]
>With no cars there will be cars
User avatar #4606 to #4605 - cognosceteipsum (07/29/2014) [-]
Well, it depends on your definition of chaos really.
User avatar #4607 to #4606 - schnizel (07/29/2014) [-]
No order.
User avatar #4608 to #4607 - cognosceteipsum (07/29/2014) [-]
How can there be 'no' order? There'll always be some order.
User avatar #4609 to #4608 - schnizel (07/29/2014) [-]
But who will be in control?
User avatar #4601 to #4600 - schnizel (07/29/2014) [-]
top lel
#4592 - caffeinecommissar (07/28/2014) [-]
How do I into being a huge faggot?
How do I into being a huge faggot?
#4595 to #4593 - caffeinecommissar (07/28/2014) [-]
Alternatively
Alternatively
User avatar #4598 to #4595 - schnizel (07/28/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#4591 - crazyolitis (07/28/2014) [-]
So it has gotten to the point that you delete comments and block people: www.funnyjunk.com/Das+rite/funny-pictures/5235748/
So it has gotten to the point that you delete comments and block people: www.funnyjunk.com/Das+rite/funny-pictures/5235748/
User avatar #4594 to #4591 - schnizel (07/28/2014) [-]
It got personal.
User avatar #4596 to #4594 - crazyolitis (07/28/2014) [-]
Still. I've had that too a few times, and I didn;t delete comments.
User avatar #4599 to #4596 - schnizel (07/28/2014) [-]
She deserved it.
#4565 - slayhumanity (07/27/2014) [-]
oy vey, 50 shekel from goyim.
User avatar #4566 to #4565 - schnizel (07/27/2014) [-]
Oy vey
User avatar #4567 to #4566 - slayhumanity (07/27/2014) [-]
oy Shlomo, franky said.. you are not concentrated.
User avatar #4568 to #4567 - schnizel (07/27/2014) [-]
You need to be culturaly enriched
User avatar #4569 to #4568 - slayhumanity (07/27/2014) [-]
in those holiday camps ?
User avatar #4570 to #4569 - schnizel (07/27/2014) [-]
Yep
Gassy Gassy
User avatar #4571 to #4570 - slayhumanity (07/27/2014) [-]
let me take a shower first
User avatar #4572 to #4571 - schnizel (07/27/2014) [-]
shure thing
#4573 to #4572 - slayhumanity (07/27/2014) [-]
great, have another shekel
User avatar #4574 to #4573 - schnizel (07/27/2014) [-]
AWWW YES
User avatar #4575 to #4574 - slayhumanity (07/27/2014) [-]
want more shekels? i'd have a job
User avatar #4576 to #4575 - schnizel (07/27/2014) [-]
To defend Israel for G-d?
#4577 to #4576 - slayhumanity (07/27/2014) [-]
no, we can handle kebab.
this is your job, you know what to do.
User avatar #4578 to #4577 - schnizel (07/27/2014) [-]
Yes sir, but I need some more shekels for the flight
User avatar #4580 to #4579 - schnizel (07/27/2014) [-]
AWWW YIS
Sending planes now
#4581 to #4580 - slayhumanity (07/27/2014) [-]
everything going according to plan, let goyim fight kebab so we can count shekels
User avatar #4582 to #4581 - schnizel (07/27/2014) [-]
Yes, YES!
User avatar #4553 - cognosceteipsum (07/26/2014) [-]
I can't mother fucking fucking shit thanks to fucking piss ass hamburger I ate. I should've listened to based schnizel and stayd off thta kind of shit
User avatar #4555 to #4553 - schnizel (07/26/2014) [-]
I told you not to eat American shit.
User avatar #4556 to #4555 - cognosceteipsum (07/26/2014) [-]
You were fucking right. Sorry, based schnizel, i will listen to you in the future. Healthy foods and other stuff like that it is now.
User avatar #4557 to #4556 - schnizel (07/26/2014) [-]
Yes, and plenty of workouts.
User avatar #4558 to #4557 - cognosceteipsum (07/26/2014) [-]
Yup. One needs not to be a pussy, but not being a pussy also means not hating out of fear.
User avatar #4559 to #4558 - schnizel (07/26/2014) [-]
Fear is good.
User avatar #4560 to #4559 - cognosceteipsum (07/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, it keeps us from doing stuff like.. kill ourselves
User avatar #4561 to #4560 - schnizel (07/26/2014) [-]
It's the love of life that keeps us away from that.
User avatar #4562 to #4561 - cognosceteipsum (07/26/2014) [-]
Indeed. See, this is the side of you I like.
User avatar #4563 to #4562 - schnizel (07/26/2014) [-]
<3
no homo
User avatar #4548 to #4547 - schnizel (07/26/2014) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #4551 to #4550 - cognosceteipsum (07/26/2014) [-]
You're welcome
#4545 - kingdork (07/25/2014) [-]
holy shit you're one hell of /pol/lock
User avatar #4583 to #4546 - kingdork (07/27/2014) [-]
/path of light/
User avatar #4584 to #4583 - schnizel (07/27/2014) [-]
Man, I remember that thred.
Back when pol was gut
User avatar #4585 to #4584 - kingdork (07/27/2014) [-]
at least /pol/ is still right 75% of the time
User avatar #4586 to #4585 - schnizel (07/27/2014) [-]
and the other 45% pol is wrong while still being right
User avatar #4587 to #4586 - kingdork (07/27/2014) [-]
Its all beta "redpills" that cant get laid and Asian supremecists like Hal
User avatar #4589 to #4588 - kingdork (07/27/2014) [-]
Holy shit, the Ukrainian army is surrounded. This is exciting!
#4543 - internetexplain (07/25/2014) [-]
Oy vey.

I found this on /pol/ and immediately thought of you Schnizel bby.
#4540 - solidderking (07/25/2014) [-]
i made this for you
actually i just replaced /pol/ with your name.....
User avatar #4541 to #4540 - schnizel (07/25/2014) [-]
kek
thanks
User avatar #4538 - crazyolitis (07/24/2014) [-]
You play civ 5, right? You got Brave new world?
User avatar #4539 to #4538 - schnizel (07/25/2014) [-]
Nope, I've only had civ 5 on my laptop which got rekt.
User avatar #4536 to #4535 - schnizel (07/23/2014) [-]
I am busy
User avatar #4537 to #4536 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
busy aka sitting flabby ass on chair playing civ all night long
User avatar #4531 to #4530 - schnizel (07/23/2014) [-]
but but i don have it on stim
User avatar #4510 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
but seriously Sniz....

you and syrian arent.........you know
User avatar #4511 to #4510 - schnizel (07/17/2014) [-]
Never.
User avatar #4512 to #4511 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
not even curious.......?
User avatar #4528 to #4513 - turtletroll (07/19/2014) [-]
That's what you would say if you are curious but also embarrassed about it.
#4514 to #4513 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
nije gej

User avatar #4515 to #4514 - schnizel (07/17/2014) [-]
Not gay.
User avatar #4516 to #4515 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
ill hook you up with a sexy Serbian girl
User avatar #4517 to #4516 - schnizel (07/17/2014) [-]
No thank you.
User avatar #4518 to #4517 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
* croatian
* serbian
* montenegran
* vojvodinan
* slovenian
* macedonian

pick a girl from the list
User avatar #4519 to #4518 - schnizel (07/17/2014) [-]
Bosnian
User avatar #4520 to #4519 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
thats not on the list, you cant have it
User avatar #4521 to #4520 - schnizel (07/17/2014) [-]
I make the list
User avatar #4522 to #4521 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
* date bosnian girl
* bitch dumps you
* spend weeks crying
* gain a few pounds
* repeat
User avatar #4523 to #4522 - schnizel (07/17/2014) [-]
In your dreams konzy
User avatar #4524 to #4523 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
fine im hooking you up with a swiss girl
User avatar #4525 to #4524 - schnizel (07/17/2014) [-]
No thanks konzy, I'm gona go lift now
#4526 to #4525 - konradkurze ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
< oh Sniz
we know what you do
User avatar #4508 to #4506 - schnizel (07/17/2014) [-]
Let me redpill you
In order to be anti-semetism, there has to be semetism.
User avatar #4509 to #4505 - schnizel (07/17/2014) [-]
#rekt
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