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#101 - It is stealing. You took a commodity, in this case the license… 7 hours ago on Very True 0
#146 - She'll rip that **** right off.  [+] (1 new reply) 7 hours ago on (untitled) +1
User avatar #165 - theugandanhero (6 hours ago) [-]
Not before I've had my pleasure.
#94 - If the pirate isn't willing to pay the money, they don't deser…  [+] (2 new replies) 11 hours ago on Very True 0
#98 - anon (10 hours ago) [-]
That's your opinion, a pirate obviously doesn't feel the same way about it. It could be that they can't afford it, they don't like the company and don't want to fund them, they feel like they deserve it for some reason and many other reasons pirates do what they do.

Also it's not stealing, who's losing the money? It's not a physical disc that cost money to make that has disappeared, it's a clone of a digital media that the pirates made using their own time and electricity to produce. Now they had to pay their staff who created the media in the first place, but that tends to be paid for and done on release day alone.

If *everyone* pirated, then there would be a loss, but you can't see pirated copies as lost sales or "stolen" profits because the money hasn't been taken from anyone's pockets, it's a theoretical dollar that they would probably never see anyway because most pirates won't buy the media for any price.

You can't really stop them, and threatening them isn't going to help because they'll just laugh as they click another torrent, the only way to deal with pirates is to offer a better service for those who choose to pay, or be a decent person who people *want* to see succeed. There's a reason Project Red's Witcher games are the least pirated games out there, because they're decent people. But games like Batman that had Windows live on the paid version but not on the pirate, and the games with 3 system installs on paid but not on pirate, well guess we'll go to the pirates because they offer a better service.
User avatar #101 - schneidend (7 hours ago) [-]
It is stealing. You took a commodity, in this case the license to use a digital product, that to legally acquire costs money, and acquired it illegally without paying for it. Regardless of whether a stock of items is diminished or not, you stole intellectual property that doesn't belong to you, and no amount of moral relativism makes that legal or acceptable. You're making the argument that the pirates are simply another provider of the same service for less, which is simply not true. Those pirates have stolen access to the intellectual property or service they are providing. They have no right or dispensation to provide this service. They have stolen it, and by receiving it from them you are an accessory to that theft.
#1 - I've heard the Mad Max game is actually going to be good. It s… 11 hours ago on >tfw Metal Gear V comes out 0
#97 - It's pretty obvious that the joke is a play on words. "Gu… 11 hours ago on (untitled) +4
#96 - Get Fit or Get Hit.  [+] (3 new replies) 11 hours ago on (untitled) +7
User avatar #114 - theugandanhero (9 hours ago) [-]
I mean, I'd like to get beat off.
User avatar #146 - schneidend (7 hours ago) [-]
She'll rip that shit right off.
User avatar #165 - theugandanhero (6 hours ago) [-]
Not before I've had my pleasure.
#60 - I'm looking forward to paying $30 for a head of lettuce, myself. 20 hours ago on Can't trump the trump 0
#41 - Are...are your pubes a golden, perfectly-groomed mustache?  [+] (1 new reply) 21 hours ago on (untitled) +13
#52 - stifflimb (18 hours ago) [-]
This comment is!
#2 - Say what you will about Kim. Given the chance, I would wreck that. 21 hours ago on Twins 0
#48 - His other senses are enhanced. Tits will feel better in his ha… 21 hours ago on If you can't laugh at... 0

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User avatar #39 - steelcrasher (06/15/2015) [-]
Told you so
User avatar #40 to #39 - schneidend (06/15/2015) [-]
User avatar #42 to #41 - schneidend (06/15/2015) [-]
I never said Brienne wasn't going to kill them, only that the writers of the show weren't somehow pandering.
User avatar #43 to #42 - steelcrasher (06/15/2015) [-]
you were defending his "choice" of burning his daughter when it was nothing more than a **** you to a character that was going to die next episode
User avatar #44 to #43 - schneidend (06/15/2015) [-]
I was defending it. It made perfect sense for the character to do it. Stannis is a guy who sees things through to the end. That's why he attacked Winterfell anyway, even though he had a very marginal chance of succeeding. This is a guy who had his own brother assassinated to achieve his ends, how are you bitching about sacrificing his daughter to achieve victory? It's entirely in-character.
#34 - murrlogic ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
>Sato cybernetics

You better hush your damn mouth right now boy
User avatar #35 to #34 - schneidend (06/07/2015) [-]
Sato is on the cutting edge of technology in the Avaterverse, bro. You think they're going to stop at mecha and airplanes? Nope. Now it's time to cash in on all those injured veterans of the battle with the Earth Empire with platinum prosthetic limbs.
#36 to #35 - murrlogic ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
Ms. Sato has zero interest in helping the lower class little people unless they're willing to pay for their services.

They want the next generation and 100 years of the finest quality tech they need to pay for it outta pocket

No freebies or charity is given from Sato Industries.
User avatar #37 to #36 - schneidend (06/07/2015) [-]
And in order to keep profiting, they're going to need to remain on the cutting edge. Hence, cybernetics. It'll happen eventually. Just savor that knowledge.
#38 to #37 - murrlogic ONLINE (06/07/2015) [-]
Ms. Sato isn't in the mood to do things that benefit humanity just increase her bank account

There is a lot of oil to be profitted off the Earth Kingdom desert and since her Sato-V gets a good 4 MPG she is gonna need the deed to those oil wells.
User avatar #33 - greedtheavaricious (11/10/2014) [-]
Aye, found a sweet lil glitch.

If you want to do a new pvp character:

-Aqcuire boss soul (Any boss soul)
-Do an r1 attack
-Shortly before the animation ends, press X then immediately start
-Use Estus flask
-If done right, it will now ask you to consume boss soul
-Boss soul will be consumed, but is still in your inventory

You can repeat that as much as you want, there is no limit. Same goes for fire keeper souls. ALL the humanity.

I'm level 110 now.
User avatar #30 - greedtheavaricious (11/03/2014) [-]
So, my miracle using thief is at level 31 by now and in NG, heh.

Getting there.
User avatar #31 to #30 - schneidend (11/03/2014) [-]
Raising your soul level is much more of a chore when you're actually trying. Before I'd be like "Oh no, I'm already SL 53 and I've only got like 20 Faith" or whatever.
User avatar #32 to #31 - greedtheavaricious (11/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, I really need to be careful what I raise. But hey, the highest I can go is 130 and still get loads of PVP action. 30 faith is enough anyway if you're not going all out on WOG spamming. A bit of vit with fap ring, pump the rest into dex and stamina.
User avatar #23 - greedtheavaricious (10/31/2014) [-]
I'm here to tal about your soul grinding progress.
User avatar #24 to #23 - schneidend (10/31/2014) [-]
Hey dude. Turns out that character doesn't have the silver serpent ring yet, but does have the symbol of avarice. I was farming the forest for a while, but got bored, so I went back to invading. I don't know how feasible it'll be at this point.
User avatar #25 to #24 - greedtheavaricious (10/31/2014) [-]
So.. what's your level so far?
User avatar #26 to #25 - schneidend (10/31/2014) [-]
Like 80 I think.
User avatar #27 to #26 - greedtheavaricious (10/31/2014) [-]
...Okay, I dun completely dumbed.

Are you in NG or NG+? If still NG I gonna grind my new char as soon as possible.

Damn it, I keep forgetting about this kind of stuff... ehehehe... I bet you want to punch me now, eh?
User avatar #28 to #27 - schneidend (10/31/2014) [-]
NG. It's cool, dude.
User avatar #29 to #28 - greedtheavaricious (10/31/2014) [-]
Ehh, it's faster this way anyway, lel.
User avatar #22 - gugek (10/15/2014) [-]
Hey! I hope your day is going well :-] have a great night!
User avatar #16 - valax (08/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #17 to #16 - schneidend (08/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #18 to #17 - valax (08/29/2014) [-]
Up to anything? Haha.
User avatar #19 to #18 - schneidend (08/29/2014) [-]
Not really. Who is this?
User avatar #20 to #19 - valax (08/29/2014) [-]
No one, really.
We haven't talked before, haha.
User avatar #21 to #20 - schneidend (08/29/2014) [-]
Oh, okay.
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User avatar #3 - mikenelson (04/11/2012) [-]
You're a ****** .
User avatar #2 - shrike (04/11/2012) [-]
****** , and wtf did that guy post.
User avatar #6 to #3 - schneidend (05/31/2012) [-]
Gore rape with black people, or some **** . I repressed the image already.
#1 - senordick (04/11/2012) [-]
popped your ****** cherry
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