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#69 - Yep.  [+] (1 new reply) 53 minutes ago on heavy breathing 0
#70 - writer (52 minutes ago) [-]
I just don't see it. I hear it every day, and I just don't see why the fuck it makes millions. It's like mainstream artists just don't try anymore.
#40 - 1989 is pretty gewd.  [+] (3 new replies) 3 hours ago on heavy breathing 0
#66 - writer (1 hour ago) [-]
No.
User avatar #69 - schneidend (53 minutes ago) [-]
Yep.
#70 - writer (52 minutes ago) [-]
I just don't see it. I hear it every day, and I just don't see why the fuck it makes millions. It's like mainstream artists just don't try anymore.
#122 - Advanced robotics can exist at any time in a Sci-Fi universe. … 3 hours ago on X-Men 0
#114 - Cannibal achievement, breh. Had to eat the King, Kimball, Caes… 4 hours ago on Fallout 0
#258 - Ring two bells. Kill four Old Ones. ****… 05/23/2015 on Stories of a Dark Souls 2... 0
#257 - Power stance'd Lightning Heide Lance +5 and lightning Heide Gr… 05/23/2015 on Stories of a Dark Souls 2... 0
#112 - I haven't got to the part where I kill the President. I'll pro…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/23/2015 on Fallout 0
User avatar #113 - thegamegestapo (05/23/2015) [-]
You killed the King?

I don't think we can be friends.

At any rate, you'll never know the pleasure of removing Caesar's brain tumour with a .308

User avatar #114 - schneidend (4 hours ago) [-]
Cannibal achievement, breh. Had to eat the King, Kimball, Caesar, and House.
#138 - You cheeky ****** . 05/23/2015 on african american folk +1
#79 - Eh, what? The later movies? Worse writing? First Class and Day…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/23/2015 on X-Men 0
User avatar #113 - stifflimb (05/23/2015) [-]
Personal opinion is that X-men origins is the best one of them, bound together the earlier movies and Wolverines past really well, except for how they inplented Deadpool, that was a kinda badly done.
Days of future past just seemed to jumbled together, also still have not understood how Xavier came back to life from Final Stand, also 20-30 years ago and they have extremly advanced non moving robots, in the universe they already created that did not fit.
Still these are just my personal opinions.
User avatar #122 - schneidend (3 hours ago) [-]
Advanced robotics can exist at any time in a Sci-Fi universe.
Xavier put his psyche in a comatose body.
#82 - aodahn (05/23/2015) [-]
Having an opinion on the internet? For shame.

But I do have to agree with you. Especially days of future past, only watched it last week... Fucking best movie of the series so far.
#119 - Ellie helps you build the superior multiplayer vehicle. She is…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2015 on SJW / White Men Suck Comp #1 +2
User avatar #120 - dvdfaust (05/22/2015) [-]
"Who cares about logical character development, look how buff that guy is! Forget that he's a fucking madman!" (Brick, whose reveal really surprised me the first time)

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User avatar #33 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
Aye, found a sweet lil glitch.

If you want to do a new pvp character:

-Aqcuire boss soul (Any boss soul)
-Equip
-Do an r1 attack
-Shortly before the animation ends, press X then immediately start
-Use Estus flask
-If done right, it will now ask you to consume boss soul
-Boss soul will be consumed, but is still in your inventory

You can repeat that as much as you want, there is no limit. Same goes for fire keeper souls. ALL the humanity.

I'm level 110 now.
User avatar #30 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (11/03/2014) [-]
So, my miracle using thief is at level 31 by now and in NG, heh.

Getting there.
User avatar #31 to #30 - schneidend ONLINE (11/03/2014) [-]
Nice!
Raising your soul level is much more of a chore when you're actually trying. Before I'd be like "Oh no, I'm already SL 53 and I've only got like 20 Faith" or whatever.
User avatar #32 to #31 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (11/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, I really need to be careful what I raise. But hey, the highest I can go is 130 and still get loads of PVP action. 30 faith is enough anyway if you're not going all out on WOG spamming. A bit of vit with fap ring, pump the rest into dex and stamina.
User avatar #23 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
I'm here to tal about your soul grinding progress.
User avatar #24 to #23 - schneidend ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
Hey dude. Turns out that character doesn't have the silver serpent ring yet, but does have the symbol of avarice. I was farming the forest for a while, but got bored, so I went back to invading. I don't know how feasible it'll be at this point.
User avatar #25 to #24 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
So.. what's your level so far?
User avatar #26 to #25 - schneidend ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
Like 80 I think.
User avatar #27 to #26 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
...Okay, I dun completely dumbed.

Are you in NG or NG+? If still NG I gonna grind my new char as soon as possible.

Damn it, I keep forgetting about this kind of stuff... ehehehe... I bet you want to punch me now, eh?
User avatar #28 to #27 - schneidend ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
NG. It's cool, dude.
User avatar #29 to #28 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
Ehh, it's faster this way anyway, lel.
User avatar #22 - gugek (10/15/2014) [-]
Hey! I hope your day is going well :-] have a great night!
User avatar #16 - valax (08/29/2014) [-]
Yo.
User avatar #17 to #16 - schneidend ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
Yo.
User avatar #18 to #17 - valax (08/29/2014) [-]
Up to anything? Haha.
User avatar #19 to #18 - schneidend ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
Not really. Who is this?
User avatar #20 to #19 - valax (08/29/2014) [-]
No one, really.
We haven't talked before, haha.
User avatar #21 to #20 - schneidend ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
Oh, okay.
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User avatar #8 to #7 - schneidend ONLINE (10/04/2012) [-]
Nope.
User avatar #3 - mikenelson (04/11/2012) [-]
You're a ****** .
User avatar #4 to #4 - schneidend ONLINE (04/11/2012) [-]
The ******* !
User avatar #2 - shrike (04/11/2012) [-]
****** , and wtf did that guy post.
User avatar #6 to #3 - schneidend ONLINE (05/31/2012) [-]
Gore rape with black people, or some **** . I repressed the image already.
#1 - senordick (04/11/2012) [-]
popped your ****** cherry
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