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schmidthead

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Date Signed Up:8/14/2010
Last Login:7/06/2013
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#31 - It went on for so long I gave up on something happening. Thoug… 05/01/2013 on Lick me 0
#246 - Been on this site since the yellow days. Never made an account… 04/29/2013 on Blue names 0
#15 - Yeah, it's a woman holding her boyfri..... wait one gyotdang minute 04/24/2013 on What do you see? +2
#61 - Been there man. That camp is something everyone should see. Ca…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2013 on 'Tis a lie 0
User avatar #73 - CaptainWaffles (04/24/2013) [-]
True horror cannot be fathomed or understood, nor can one ask "why" to the mind that conceived it.
#54 - I second that. Building a potash mine now 04/15/2013 on Time-lapse of construction... 0
#10 - This isn't true. The queen never leaves the hive, so she never…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/27/2013 on The Frogman and Honey Bees -39
User avatar #22 - janeedwards (03/27/2013) [-]
i don't think you should be a bee keeper... it's basic knowledge the queen flies out for a mating flight at the beginning of her life
#21 - flyslasher (03/27/2013) [-]
Young queens need to fly out and create a new hive, during this time is when the Queen is mated by suitors.
#20 - John Cena (03/27/2013) [-]
Well being a bee-keeper, you should know that queen bees mates in flight just once in her life. She stores the sperm inside her for the rest of her life and thats why she don't need to come out again.

Source: knowing basic insect biology
User avatar #51 - daentraya (03/27/2013) [-]
So a queen bee is like some ant queens?
#25 - It's not a balance issue. It's simple. There's weight on the r…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/18/2013 on but is there a God? -9
User avatar #29 - SirSheepy (03/18/2013) [-]
ive done this irl, though
User avatar #26 - TehGirman (03/18/2013) [-]
No, it's physics.
#90 - We hit -50 a few days here. Im working at building a potash mi…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2013 on conversation between Canada... 0
#94 - lolsrsslybro (03/13/2013) [-]
We hit -50 a couple times here too. But working in a place with no heat must be really shitty bro. I used to not mind the cold weather...but it actually makes me instantly pissed off when I go outside now.
#86 - I knew you ******* out west had real houses. Mines star… 03/13/2013 on conversation between Canada... +3
#82 - I don't know where you're from, but here in Saskatchewan, they…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/13/2013 on conversation between Canada... 0
#88 - lolsrsslybro (03/13/2013) [-]
Winnipeg fag here. How cold do your winters get?
User avatar #90 - schmidthead (03/13/2013) [-]
We hit -50 a few days here. Im working at building a potash mine here. Not outside at all, but no heat. Fucking chilly days here. Boys from all over Canada work here. They didn't take it so well
#94 - lolsrsslybro (03/13/2013) [-]
We hit -50 a couple times here too. But working in a place with no heat must be really shitty bro. I used to not mind the cold weather...but it actually makes me instantly pissed off when I go outside now.
#84 - Omnismite (03/13/2013) [-]
Originally, im from Williams Lake B.C. Winters here are bad, but Yankee media likes to pretend we live in igloos.
User avatar #86 - schmidthead (03/13/2013) [-]
I knew you fuckers out west had real houses. Mines starting to melt
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User avatar #1 - ScottishPirate (08/17/2010) [-]
i just gave you you're first alert.
User avatar #2 to #1 - schmidthead (08/17/2010) [-]
well thank you :)
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