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#410 - **scarycanary used "*roll picture*"** **scarycanary rolled … 14 hours ago on Mystery Amazon Package 0
#129 - This post was suicide from the start 15 hours ago on webms and shit 0
#55 - Picture 05/22/2016 on iron slav +1
#85 - THAT WAS ******* MAGIC 05/21/2016 on Some lesser known facts +1
#52 - i have much to learn  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2016 on Some lesser known facts 0
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#54 - talosknight (05/21/2016) [-]
Well, if you're ever in Alberta or Saskatchewan, or Manitoba, or Northern Ontario, stop into a small town diner, have a few beers and watch. You'll learn quick. Litterkenny wasn't a bad example either of Canadian rednecks.
#49 - certainly sounds more tame than shooting everything that moves…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/21/2016 on Some lesser known facts 0
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#51 - talosknight (05/21/2016) [-]
Oh we got the beer thing down. Hell, a Canadian redneck would laugh at an American redneck. Drink the same number of beers, but at twice the strength.

And don't go thinking our rednecks aren't racist.
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#52 - scarycanary (05/21/2016) [-]
i have much to learn
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#54 - talosknight (05/21/2016) [-]
Well, if you're ever in Alberta or Saskatchewan, or Manitoba, or Northern Ontario, stop into a small town diner, have a few beers and watch. You'll learn quick. Litterkenny wasn't a bad example either of Canadian rednecks.
#43 - i did not know canadialand had rednecks, honestly thought they…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/21/2016 on Some lesser known facts +2
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#67 - shunkahawolf (05/21/2016) [-]
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#85 - scarycanary (05/21/2016) [-]
THAT WAS FUCKING MAGIC
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#45 - talosknight (05/21/2016) [-]
Our rednecks are a little more tame, and spent a good deal of time just chasing the coyotes and Natives away from their land.
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#49 - scarycanary (05/21/2016) [-]
certainly sounds more tame than shooting everything that moves, making out with their kin and drinking more beer than the human liver should be able to process.

oh and then there`s the racism....
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#51 - talosknight (05/21/2016) [-]
Oh we got the beer thing down. Hell, a Canadian redneck would laugh at an American redneck. Drink the same number of beers, but at twice the strength.

And don't go thinking our rednecks aren't racist.
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#52 - scarycanary (05/21/2016) [-]
i have much to learn
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#54 - talosknight (05/21/2016) [-]
Well, if you're ever in Alberta or Saskatchewan, or Manitoba, or Northern Ontario, stop into a small town diner, have a few beers and watch. You'll learn quick. Litterkenny wasn't a bad example either of Canadian rednecks.
#54 - a green pinky for you sir 05/21/2016 on AMX 40 camo 0
#36 - "Cletus, stop touching your sister and fetch the truck- …  [+] (9 new replies) 05/21/2016 on Some lesser known facts +9
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#39 - talosknight (05/21/2016) [-]
That's southern American redneck. Canadian redneck would be:

"Donny, stop hackin' darts, go an' get your tools and a few cold ones. We gonna rip out that Vortec an' then take 'er out fer a rip."
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#43 - scarycanary (05/21/2016) [-]
i did not know canadialand had rednecks, honestly thought they were native solely to southern america.

FJ teaches me something new everyday
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#67 - shunkahawolf (05/21/2016) [-]
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#85 - scarycanary (05/21/2016) [-]
THAT WAS FUCKING MAGIC
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#45 - talosknight (05/21/2016) [-]
Our rednecks are a little more tame, and spent a good deal of time just chasing the coyotes and Natives away from their land.
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#49 - scarycanary (05/21/2016) [-]
certainly sounds more tame than shooting everything that moves, making out with their kin and drinking more beer than the human liver should be able to process.

oh and then there`s the racism....
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#51 - talosknight (05/21/2016) [-]
Oh we got the beer thing down. Hell, a Canadian redneck would laugh at an American redneck. Drink the same number of beers, but at twice the strength.

And don't go thinking our rednecks aren't racist.
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#52 - scarycanary (05/21/2016) [-]
i have much to learn
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#54 - talosknight (05/21/2016) [-]
Well, if you're ever in Alberta or Saskatchewan, or Manitoba, or Northern Ontario, stop into a small town diner, have a few beers and watch. You'll learn quick. Litterkenny wasn't a bad example either of Canadian rednecks.
#19 - i sincerally hope that guy made a $2,000,000 Canadian warship …  [+] (12 new replies) 05/21/2016 on Some lesser known facts +17
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#32 - talosknight (05/21/2016) [-]
$400 shipping container, probably bought by some redneck farmer. Sat there and went "Bet this'll fit the Chev."
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#36 - scarycanary (05/21/2016) [-]
"Cletus, stop touching your sister and fetch the truck- Pa`s got a new motor to fit"
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#39 - talosknight (05/21/2016) [-]
That's southern American redneck. Canadian redneck would be:

"Donny, stop hackin' darts, go an' get your tools and a few cold ones. We gonna rip out that Vortec an' then take 'er out fer a rip."
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#43 - scarycanary (05/21/2016) [-]
i did not know canadialand had rednecks, honestly thought they were native solely to southern america.

FJ teaches me something new everyday
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#67 - shunkahawolf (05/21/2016) [-]
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#85 - scarycanary (05/21/2016) [-]
THAT WAS FUCKING MAGIC
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#45 - talosknight (05/21/2016) [-]
Our rednecks are a little more tame, and spent a good deal of time just chasing the coyotes and Natives away from their land.
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#49 - scarycanary (05/21/2016) [-]
certainly sounds more tame than shooting everything that moves, making out with their kin and drinking more beer than the human liver should be able to process.

oh and then there`s the racism....
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#51 - talosknight (05/21/2016) [-]
Oh we got the beer thing down. Hell, a Canadian redneck would laugh at an American redneck. Drink the same number of beers, but at twice the strength.

And don't go thinking our rednecks aren't racist.
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#52 - scarycanary (05/21/2016) [-]
i have much to learn
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#54 - talosknight (05/21/2016) [-]
Well, if you're ever in Alberta or Saskatchewan, or Manitoba, or Northern Ontario, stop into a small town diner, have a few beers and watch. You'll learn quick. Litterkenny wasn't a bad example either of Canadian rednecks.
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#22 - loopymoomoo (05/21/2016) [-]
only one go kart?
youd need like 40
40 canadian warship go-karts all duct-taped together
advanced nyoom
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