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#9 - K'NEX WHEELS. DAMN GET IT RIGHT.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/29/2015 on majestic creatures +5
User avatar #15 - phoenixforger (08/30/2015) [-]
Shut up and look at the adorable mecha-pig.
#48 - Can somebody fill me in on exactly what happened with MGS5 and…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/17/2015 on Snake plays with a puppy 0
User avatar #90 - guardianatreyu (08/17/2015) [-]
Konami fired him and the removed his name from the credits for the game. After this game, the series is considered over by the fans. Despite Konami probably going to try and make more games for the franchise.
#58 - anon (08/17/2015) [-]
According to one of the audio directors at Kojima Studios, Konami was really getting sick of all the money they were sinking into MGS 5. Apparently Kojima is a genius when it comes to game design but he isn't very business savvy. One of the examples given is that he would go to a musician and ask them to produce a certain song for a really cool moment in the game and Kojima would pay them, they would make the song and all was well. But then Kojima would change that scene and need new music, so he would have to pay again, and the budget just kept getting bigger and bigger because Kojima wanted to make this game fucking perfect. A lot of people were jumping to Kojima's defense saying that he should make the game as good as he can before releasing it, and for the most part, I would agree. The problem is that I also understand where Konami is coming from, the bottom line is business and I understand why they would be apprehensive after funding Kojima for years.
User avatar #67 - sphincterface (08/17/2015) [-]
Yeah...people blame Konami, and while I am still pissed at them, you have to admit that Kojima wasn't the greatest businessman, and sort acts like money is never an issue.
User avatar #93 - ronyx (08/17/2015) [-]
It really shouln't be an issue, Kojima has proven that his game sell well. Obviously had they given him what the he needed the game would've sold pretty fucking good, but like all publishers they're run by fucking jews who want 300% profit return.
User avatar #98 - sphincterface (08/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's the thing. Money shouldn't be an issue, but game businesses are more concerned with profit than entertainment nowadays.
User avatar #99 - ronyx (08/17/2015) [-]
That's the sad truth and then when the game sells poorly because it was a very low quality Colonial MArines publishers wonder what they did wrong.
#50 - ffinfinity (08/17/2015) [-]
I think Kojima was first or something and MGSV was the last game that he worked on regarding the MGS series. Thats the bare basics of it.
#90 - Woo! Washington mentioned, swell with gay pride and marijuana. 06/21/2015 on oh +3
#34 - This is obviously fake, nobody downloads Nikki Minaj.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2015 on Illegally download music +49
#60 - togelover (05/11/2015) [-]
#75 - My grandma lives like 1 mile from this tree. It's on Vashon I… 05/08/2015 on Crazy How Nature Make That 0
#284 - That video kicks ass 11/21/2014 on Get rekt comp 0
#279 - Why thank you good sir. Yours is quite spectacular as well.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/21/2014 on Get rekt comp 0
#283 - isradam (11/21/2014) [-]
have some Manlychu
User avatar #284 - scarletspider (11/21/2014) [-]
That video kicks ass
#70 - Forgot this one  [+] (2 new replies) 11/21/2014 on Apparently gen. Y stands... +13
#143 - RipperMan (11/21/2014) [-]
I'm sure she turned a few people too.
#258 - sirpatrickiii (11/21/2014) [-]
The combination of these three is what got me.
#264 - As a retail worker, that forklift one makes me want to lie dow…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/21/2014 on Get rekt comp 0
#272 - isradam (11/21/2014) [-]
your profile pic... I like it.
User avatar #279 - scarletspider (11/21/2014) [-]
Why thank you good sir. Yours is quite spectacular as well.
#283 - isradam (11/21/2014) [-]
have some Manlychu
User avatar #284 - scarletspider (11/21/2014) [-]
That video kicks ass
#8 - Jesus ******* Christ I hate this so much. It is seriou… 11/05/2014 on flips you off +1

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User avatar #25 - Hawke (01/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #26 to #25 - scarletspider (01/27/2013) [-]
"Friend request pending"
#13 - Jesusnipples ONLINE (08/03/2012) [-]
User avatar #14 to #13 - scarletspider (08/03/2012) [-]
Wow, that looks great.
You've got some real skill!
User avatar #15 to #14 - Jesusnipples ONLINE (08/03/2012) [-]
Why thank you, I'm glad you like it :D
I used to do drawings like this for the thread all the time, but I rarely find time to any more. I hope to start doing this more often

^ The song I was listening to while I drew this, I think it fits pretty well
User avatar #16 to #15 - scarletspider (08/04/2012) [-]
Or, instead of drawing things for a pony thread, you could like, get a career in graphics design!
User avatar #17 to #16 - Jesusnipples ONLINE (08/04/2012) [-]
Haha thank you, I'll remember that :D
User avatar #18 to #17 - scarletspider (08/21/2012) [-]
Odd request here:

Could I possibly get a picture of this, but not at an angle?
(I would still like to see the notebook though)
User avatar #19 to #18 - Jesusnipples ONLINE (08/22/2012) [-]
Yeah sorry I took a crappy pic of it, hang on
User avatar #22 to #19 - scarletspider (08/27/2012) [-]
...Still waiting
User avatar #23 to #22 - Jesusnipples ONLINE (08/28/2012) [-]
My apologies, I seem to have lost my sketchbook D:
#24 to #23 - scarletspider (08/28/2012) [-]
Okay, just remember me when you find it!
#1 - plataeiou (03/21/2012) [-]
Comment virginity is mine.
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