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Date Signed Up:4/22/2010
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#106 - Tell your parents that gay means happy. If they challenge you,… 08/20/2013 on Rev up those acceptable bounds 0
#281 - You clearly dont know what a joke is. 08/20/2013 on Hue 0
#148 - Lil Waynes songs: - high pitch- ******* ********** …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2013 on Hue +2
User avatar #225 - teoberry (08/19/2013) [-]
You've clearly never heard a lil wayne song in your life
#281 - scantoz (08/20/2013) [-]
You clearly dont know what a joke is.
#154 - She's Asian.... Lol Asians don't have eyelashes. 08/19/2013 on faces 0
#61 - Now you seem to confuse faith with religion and church. The ch…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/18/2013 on Me be da atheist 0
User avatar #118 - mattdoggy (08/18/2013) [-]
It's true the church sucks, i've never seen one that was on the right track. From the very first church to the most recent ones they've all been wrong. The New Testament is filled with how messed up churches are, and what not to do in future churches
Spoiler Alert
new churches still continue to screw up
User avatar #192 - mornanddusk (08/19/2013) [-]
'i've never seen one that was on the right track'


Don't you see that's where religion falls down completely? If the person in charge of a church, or any religious group says some you agree with- then you think they're on the right track. if they speak/act in a fashion that you don't - they are on the wrong track.

Except none of that makes any sense when religion claims to know the absolute truth. If religion was true (any of them) they should, by definition be perfect and it should be impossible to go on the wrong track - just that this entirely possible (and does happen) with every religion.

now a typical response to this would be that 'that's because of humans' - well there you go! humans made religion to fit there beliefs - not one attributed to the divine, otherwise, like i said, it would be impossible for religion to steer off to 'the wrong path'
User avatar #208 - mattdoggy (08/20/2013) [-]
Anything good in life is something you have to fight for.
We didn't make religion an easy thing to fit our beliefs to make us happy and secure in our ways. If we did Christianity wouldn't exist and we'd have the fornicate 24/7 and kill anyone who makes you angry religion.
Also relgion by definition is made specifically for those who steer off path. Jesus specifically bypasses the good people to go hang out with the drunks, prostitutes, and thieves, etc.
And as far as "off the path" goes, the core belief of most religions is love. Love God in Christianity and you are good, all the "rules" are just there for man to keep that love pure and keep man from hurting himself.
User avatar #211 - mornanddusk (08/22/2013) [-]
'Anything good in life is something you have to fight for.' - i agree with you there; the problem comes when different people define 'good' differently.

'We didn't make religion an easy thing to fit our beliefs' - u've kinda just conceded that religions was created by man to control (for right or wrong is not relevant)

yep christianity wouldn't exist

'we'd have the fornicate 24/7 and kill anyone who makes you angry religion.' that's not true - and that's a very low and narrow opinion of human behaviour (that's actually the same thing Hobbes, a philosopher, said we'd be like if we didn't give in to an absolute power - namely an absolute monarchy which is what you're proposing we do just replacing the monarchy with 'god').

while it is true that some humans are 'bad' - that doesn't mean we all are completely bad. That's a simplistic black and white view - people are always in the grey. The large majority of people recognise that not killing/raping each other is better for us, mutually because we aren't harming each other - therefore it's a win win situation.
Also, people recognise that that their actions affect themselves, others, and by extension - their actions can provoke actions from somebody else.

So to say that's what we'd be like is very unfair. Mankind's state of nature is far more complex than just the simple 'kill, survive, sex. command. Yes it's in us, but that's not all that's there - in fact there are far more positive things. (Btw you saying that would be what we're like without religion goes against the 'God made us pure' argument).

And If there weren't these other things in us- how would you even recognise that religion has some good values in the first place?
User avatar #212 - mornanddusk (08/22/2013) [-]
'Also relgion by definition is made specifically for those who steer off path.'
Is that to say that if i'm a 'good' person i don't need religion? you see it's not making sense. Yes, religion is supposed to bring people on to the good path, but then why does it lead people to the wrong one as well? Crusades anyone?

Why does religion that demands it stay fixed get to decide what people are likely for all time? I mean even the bible doesn't have as much relevance now, as it did at it's inception.

'And as far as "off the path" goes, the core belief of most religions is love. Love God in Christianity and you are good, all the "rules" are just there for man to keep that love pure and keep man from hurting himself.'

-that's entirely up to opinion - because love is different to different people - and you can't claim that 'love' (an abstract idea) is only pure under your religion (again, because it's entirely subjective).

'keep man from hurting himself' - Yet the religion commonly is against euthanasia - which is to prevent pain. Also, if god really did want us not to hurt ourselves - why give us the ability for pain in the first place? and before you even say 'so that we aren't ignorant of it/ so that we know the opposite' - again, God is guaranteeing both to happen.

Apparently God isn't very fitting for the 'perfect' title he supposedly holds....

Better yet why create us in the first place? If it's for us to worship him - what kind of low self esteemed god do we have?! OO if he's so perfect why is he bothered by so many small things - like whether or not i masturbate

To me he sounds incredibly human - and not so high and mighty religion portrays him as.

why does he have a human level of understanding? espeacially considering he's supposed to be so far beyond us ¬
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Even better - why does he expect us to understand what he wants us to do yet create us so far below him? thats very unfair coming from something thats supposed to be the best judge in existence.
#44 - You should of typed "Руссиан" Just to ***… 08/18/2013 on Wut? +1
#83 - It's called Co-op or internship. Yes the pay may be low or non… 08/17/2013 on Searchin' fo' jobz. 0
#144 - I'm not gonna say art isn't important but... Seriously.. You c…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2013 on Art 0
User avatar #184 - Icedangel (08/17/2013) [-]
They aren't saying how the importances line up. They are just showing more 'important' jobs to contrast how crazy being an artist can be.

I think this is just a way to make people understand that artists have a lot of hardship facing them and shouldn't be expected to do a bunch of crap for free because it's not like a 'real' job.
#250 - I'm sorry sir you have me confused with republicans. 08/17/2013 on Oh YEAH! Damn earthlings... 0
#201 - Genetics for being over weight is ******** . Rewind 100 …  [+] (6 new replies) 08/17/2013 on (untitled) +4
User avatar #204 - kudryavka (08/17/2013) [-]
But seriously though I'm not fat I'm just big boned
#210 - orton has deleted their comment.
#211 - kudryavka (08/17/2013) [-]
Seriously though.
Just big boned; pic related, it's me.
#216 - itsbendingtime (08/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #220 - kudryavka (08/17/2013) [-]
A boy obviously.
User avatar #202 - kudryavka (08/17/2013) [-]
TFW genetics
#7 - Of course you blame the person who took control of the ship on…  [+] (16 new replies) 08/14/2013 on knew it +8
User avatar #33 - konradkurze (08/14/2013) [-]
well to put it one way....bush hit rocks and caused a hole in the hull and usa started sinking...obama's great plan was drill another hole for the water to drain out

#8 - samael (08/14/2013) [-]
Well to give one example: Obama ordered way more drone strikes than Bush did, so he isn't really trying to navigate the ship to safety he is rather searching for the nearest ice berg.
#22 - anonymous (08/14/2013) [-]
Drone strikes have drastically less collateral than more conventional means. There's a reason they're also known asprecision strikes.
User avatar #20 - heartlessrobot (08/14/2013) [-]
>Implying drone strikes aren't saving our troops
User avatar #27 - niggastolemyname (08/14/2013) [-]
Error 3554: Implying overload levels at 70%
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#30 - niggastolemyname (08/14/2013) [-]
The exact gif I was thinking of except i'm on a diferent computer so instead take this
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User avatar #31 - heartlessrobot (08/14/2013) [-]
#16 - knightoftheclan (08/14/2013) [-]
he didnt set coarse for the nearest ice berg he planted the C-4, jumped ship and blew a hole the the boat himself
#100 - nandaaz (08/21/2013) [-]
thumbed up for the nice metaphor, but it's wrong
#15 - nandaaz (08/14/2013) [-]
Uhm... Ordering more drone strikes has NOTHING to do with Obama's or Bush's impact on the country/world... Bush fucked up a few wars and the economy, and Obama tries to help the economy and such but gets blocked by the opposition...
In the meantime everyone whines about how Obama screws up even though he hasn't made anything worse....
#98 - samael (08/21/2013) [-]
Well if you can live with the fact that your government has reached the point where they execute US citizens with drones then suit yourself. And by the way...Less than 2% of the people killed by drone strikes have been "high profile targets". The other 98% were civilians including a LOT of children and simple combatants. And killing first responders in double taps is clearly a war crime. So yeah... I think the image of the USA has suffered drastically under Bush AND Obama thanks but not limited to drone strikes.
#99 - nandaaz (08/21/2013) [-]
please tell me where u got this info, as I read in several newspapers and on several sites that those claims are lies, that drones aren't used in america or in europe, but only in the middle-east, and that a lot of the flights those drones make are just for testing
#102 - nandaaz (08/21/2013) [-]
Funny thing is, I'm Dutch.
I'll look at those links later, and btw wasn't the guardian and cbs news also american? (i probably remembered it wrong)
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#18 - I like jesus , he seems like a cool dude but what i dont like … 08/14/2013 on Oh, really? 0
#139 - Master Chief because H.A.L.O 08/14/2013 on you can only pick one -1
#34 - LOL i didnt realise democracy meant a minority speaks for the … 08/14/2013 on 'murica! 0
#83 - Well thats because Ssmeone has to take care of the kids with d… 08/14/2013 on . -1
#27 - Some one tell what this is called somi can use the power of vi… 08/14/2013 on Well 0
#14 - Yea but people are stupid as **** and they use them for… 08/14/2013 on Medicine history +1
#73 - No im just surprised fj users would make fun of themselves..  [+] (3 new replies) 08/14/2013 on . 0
#81 - BraindeadBuddha (08/14/2013) [-]
... But you're an FJ user
#83 - scantoz (08/14/2013) [-]
Well thats because Ssmeone has to take care of the kids with downs.. I volunteered without knowing what i got myself into..
#77 - switchblayde (08/14/2013) [-]
Damn... Burn.
#17 - Believe it or not... Some people have no idea what aushwitz was. 08/14/2013 on jews v nazis +2
#70 - This is a new low for fj...  [+] (6 new replies) 08/14/2013 on . -1
#72 - switchblayde (08/14/2013) [-]
You must be reeeeeally fucking new here...
User avatar #95 - maplefang (08/14/2013) [-]
HAH! you better have burn heal!
#73 - scantoz (08/14/2013) [-]
No im just surprised fj users would make fun of themselves..
#81 - BraindeadBuddha (08/14/2013) [-]
... But you're an FJ user
#83 - scantoz (08/14/2013) [-]
Well thats because Ssmeone has to take care of the kids with downs.. I volunteered without knowing what i got myself into..
#77 - switchblayde (08/14/2013) [-]
Damn... Burn.
#15 - He sent the contract back for the bank to sign, they should ha… 08/14/2013 on Banks get a taste of their... +6
#14 - In soviet russia, you **** bank. 08/14/2013 on Banks get a taste of their... +164
#57 - Lmfao you probably work in a factory 12 hours a day and when y… 08/14/2013 on Fells (description) +13
#52 - They dont like anyone thats not a republican.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2013 on The media: Obama did 9/11... +1
User avatar #152 - deathco (08/14/2013) [-]
So you're saying CNN doesn't only like democrats?
#131 - Those are different models and different types. The ak-47 stil…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2013 on Innovation +1
#133 - Mahazama (08/14/2013) [-]
Sure it has the same action and firing mechanism, but the AK-103 is worlds apart.
About as far apart as the modern M16A3 and the vietnam era M-16's.

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User avatar #5 - themoleszmydynski (05/07/2012) [-]
******* re-poster!
User avatar #2 - duntazemebrah (04/28/2012) [-]
nice repost faggot
#3 to #2 - scantoz (04/28/2012) [-]
Thanks!
#1 - anonymous (04/11/2012) [-]
You're a moron for commenting on things you don't know, you inconsiderate asshole.
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