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#44 - You should of typed "Руссиан" Just to … 08/18/2013 on Wut? +1
#83 - It's called Co-op or internship. Yes the pay may be low or non… 08/17/2013 on Searchin' fo' jobz. 0
#144 - I'm not gonna say art isn't important but... Seriously.. You c…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2013 on Art 0
User avatar #184 - Icedangel (08/17/2013) [-]
They aren't saying how the importances line up. They are just showing more 'important' jobs to contrast how crazy being an artist can be.

I think this is just a way to make people understand that artists have a lot of hardship facing them and shouldn't be expected to do a bunch of crap for free because it's not like a 'real' job.
#250 - I'm sorry sir you have me confused with republicans. 08/17/2013 on Oh YEAH! Damn earthlings... 0
#201 - Genetics for being over weight is ******** . Rewin…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/17/2013 on (untitled) +4
User avatar #204 - kudryavka (08/17/2013) [-]
But seriously though I'm not fat I'm just big boned
#210 - orton has deleted their comment.
#211 - kudryavka (08/17/2013) [-]
Seriously though.
Just big boned; pic related, it's me.
#216 - itsbendingtime (08/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #220 - kudryavka (08/17/2013) [-]
A boy obviously.
User avatar #202 - kudryavka (08/17/2013) [-]
TFW genetics
#7 - Of course you blame the person who took control of the ship on…  [+] (16 new replies) 08/14/2013 on knew it +8
User avatar #33 - konradkurze (08/14/2013) [-]
well to put it one way....bush hit rocks and caused a hole in the hull and usa started sinking...obama's great plan was drill another hole for the water to drain out

#8 - samael (08/14/2013) [-]
Well to give one example: Obama ordered way more drone strikes than Bush did, so he isn't really trying to navigate the ship to safety he is rather searching for the nearest ice berg.
#22 - anonymous (08/14/2013) [-]
Drone strikes have drastically less collateral than more conventional means. There's a reason they're also known asprecision strikes.
User avatar #20 - heartlessrobot (08/14/2013) [-]
>Implying drone strikes aren't saving our troops
User avatar #27 - niggastolemyname (08/14/2013) [-]
Error 3554: Implying overload levels at 70%
#28 - heartlessrobot (08/14/2013) [-]
#30 - niggastolemyname (08/14/2013) [-]
The exact gif I was thinking of except i'm on a diferent computer so instead take this
gif unrelted
User avatar #31 - heartlessrobot (08/14/2013) [-]
#16 - knightoftheclan (08/14/2013) [-]
he didnt set coarse for the nearest ice berg he planted the C-4, jumped ship and blew a hole the the boat himself
#100 - nandaaz (08/21/2013) [-]
thumbed up for the nice metaphor, but it's wrong
#15 - nandaaz (08/14/2013) [-]
Uhm... Ordering more drone strikes has NOTHING to do with Obama's or Bush's impact on the country/world... Bush fucked up a few wars and the economy, and Obama tries to help the economy and such but gets blocked by the opposition...
In the meantime everyone whines about how Obama screws up even though he hasn't made anything worse....
#98 - samael (08/21/2013) [-]
Well if you can live with the fact that your government has reached the point where they execute US citizens with drones then suit yourself. And by the way...Less than 2% of the people killed by drone strikes have been "high profile targets". The other 98% were civilians including a LOT of children and simple combatants. And killing first responders in double taps is clearly a war crime. So yeah... I think the image of the USA has suffered drastically under Bush AND Obama thanks but not limited to drone strikes.
#99 - nandaaz (08/21/2013) [-]
please tell me where u got this info, as I read in several newspapers and on several sites that those claims are lies, that drones aren't used in america or in europe, but only in the middle-east, and that a lot of the flights those drones make are just for testing
#102 - nandaaz (08/21/2013) [-]
Funny thing is, I'm Dutch.
I'll look at those links later, and btw wasn't the guardian and cbs news also american? (i probably remembered it wrong)
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#18 - I like jesus , he seems like a cool dude but what i dont like … 08/14/2013 on Oh, really? 0
#139 - Master Chief because H.A.L.O 08/14/2013 on you can only pick one -1
#34 - LOL i didnt realise democracy meant a minority speaks for the … 08/14/2013 on 'murica! 0
#83 - Well thats because Ssmeone has to take care of the kids with d… 08/14/2013 on . -1
#27 - Some one tell what this is called somi can use the power of vi… 08/14/2013 on Well 0
#14 - Yea but people are stupid as **** and they use th… 08/14/2013 on Medicine history +1
#73 - No im just surprised fj users would make fun of themselves..  [+] (3 new replies) 08/14/2013 on . 0
#81 - BraindeadBuddha (08/14/2013) [-]
... But you're an FJ user
#83 - scantoz (08/14/2013) [-]
Well thats because Ssmeone has to take care of the kids with downs.. I volunteered without knowing what i got myself into..
#77 - switchblayde (08/14/2013) [-]
Damn... Burn.
#17 - Believe it or not... Some people have no idea what aushwitz was. 08/14/2013 on jews v nazis +2
#70 - This is a new low for fj...  [+] (6 new replies) 08/14/2013 on . -1
#72 - switchblayde (08/14/2013) [-]
You must be reeeeeally fucking new here...
User avatar #95 - maplefang (08/14/2013) [-]
HAH! you better have burn heal!
#73 - scantoz (08/14/2013) [-]
No im just surprised fj users would make fun of themselves..
#81 - BraindeadBuddha (08/14/2013) [-]
... But you're an FJ user
#83 - scantoz (08/14/2013) [-]
Well thats because Ssmeone has to take care of the kids with downs.. I volunteered without knowing what i got myself into..
#77 - switchblayde (08/14/2013) [-]
Damn... Burn.
#15 - He sent the contract back for the bank to sign, they should ha… 08/14/2013 on Banks get a taste of their... +6
#14 - In soviet russia, you **** bank. 08/14/2013 on Banks get a taste of their... +164
#57 - Lmfao you probably work in a factory 12 hours a day and when y… 08/14/2013 on Fells (description) +13
#52 - They dont like anyone thats not a republican.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2013 on The media: Obama did 9/11... +1
User avatar #152 - deathco (08/14/2013) [-]
So you're saying CNN doesn't only like democrats?
#131 - Those are different models and different types. The ak-47 stil…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2013 on Innovation +1
#133 - Mahazama (08/14/2013) [-]
Sure it has the same action and firing mechanism, but the AK-103 is worlds apart.
About as far apart as the modern M16A3 and the vietnam era M-16's.
#105 - Well it was blown out of proportion by all the people who took… 08/12/2013 on 1984 0
#136 - Its not the same thing. The problem was that people thought th… 08/12/2013 on a real lesson -1
#25 - Find porn to fap to. 08/12/2013 on This is why I'm fat 0
#93 - Whats with the hate for xbox? The xbox one doesn't have the us…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/12/2013 on 1984 0
#102 - anonymous (08/12/2013) [-]
Personally I don't dislike IT, but rather Microsoft at large.

With the time between the 360 and the announcement of the xbox one, they had the time to think ''Is this a good feature the players will enjoy?'' ''Is this consumer friendly?'' ''Is this the direction we want to go with?'' and they somehow still managed to do so many things wrong.

They came across as a severely mentally dysfunctional asshole who was trying to deploy a iron grip on my wallet, they showed a bit of their true colors, and it turns out..

They're assholes.
#105 - scantoz (08/12/2013) [-]
Well it was blown out of proportion by all the people who took it out of context, the check every 24/hours online was to check the system and to update to system , the Kinect always on was so that you can tell your xbox when to turn on or off and the used game problem was a bad attempt at trying to control games and im sure sony and Microsoft had an agreement to both do the same thing and then last minute changed their mind and completely fucked Microsoft over which was smart but a low blow.
User avatar #101 - thewaronbeingcool (08/12/2013) [-]
Well this comic was made before Microsoft changed their minds.

Now the xbone is just a more expensive PS4 that can play Halo.
#100 - But water is the essence of life.....  [+] (2 new replies) 08/12/2013 on Sirry Asians +5
#108 - darthkrayt (08/12/2013) [-]
But it's comic sans...
#124 - spanishninja (08/12/2013) [-]
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User avatar #5 - themoleszmydynski (05/07/2012) [-]
******* re-poster!
User avatar #2 - duntazemebrah (04/28/2012) [-]
nice repost faggot
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#1 - anonymous (04/11/2012) [-]
You're a moron for commenting on things you don't know, you inconsiderate asshole.
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