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#100 - You know I can accept asshole parking, if you park far enough …  [+] (2 new replies) 16 hours ago on (untitled) 0
User avatar #102 - plazmaflare (16 hours ago) [-]
That still doesn't excuse you taking up more than one parking space.
#121 - Common Pepe (14 hours ago) [-]
Some of the pricier sports cars literally can't fit in one space. As long as these people don't take up excess parking next to the building, I could care less if they take up extra spaces.
#45 - Smokeless tobacco master race  [+] (5 new replies) 05/02/2015 on Internal combustion -17
#255 - videogamehippey (05/03/2015) [-]
Chewing tobacco is still very likely to cause cancer
User avatar #53 - ideletedmyotherone (05/02/2015) [-]
I really hope you're referring to chewing tobacco.
User avatar #65 - nywrestler (05/02/2015) [-]
Likely referring to chew or snuff, what else would he be talking about?
#66 - ideletedmyotherone (05/02/2015) [-]
#67 - nywrestler (05/02/2015) [-]
Clear out those boogers, friend.
#28 - Everyone does know that Ben Affleck is like a massive Batman f… 04/27/2015 on The New Batman 0
#22 - As a white frat boy, I can confirm that if we see snow we must…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2015 on Animal tracks +1
User avatar #41 - manofbeardliness (04/27/2015) [-]
As a white frat I can second that. On the off season we train pledges in the mud, then when the snowy season comes we begin conditioning until the coke hunt begins.
#124 - Dear Tumblr, as a man, do not need to be reminded I matte…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2015 on Tumblr... cares? 0
User avatar #259 - chuffedphoenix (04/24/2015) [-]
Dear sausydangles,

The reason why you do not have to be validated to feel validated is because you were raised in a society that told you, even before you could understand, that you had a worth that no one could take away.

And yet, if a woman were to wear too much makeup or not enough, too long of a skirt or too short, was too bossy or a push over, too easy or too frigid, so on and so forth, that they were less of a human being and had to fix themselves just to be accepted into society, to be given the same amount of respect as you, a piece of shit, get just by waking up in the morning.

Love, Phoenix
User avatar #126 - steamly (04/24/2015) [-]
Dear Sausydangles,

Take a compliment
#14 - "you too" 04/20/2015 on Ghosts +367
#94 - I'm not saying I would get out and point it at her, I'm saying… 04/20/2015 on kek 0
#61 - Y'all might say "oh isn't he just acting edgy and cool&qu…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/19/2015 on kek 0
User avatar #87 - chuca (04/19/2015) [-]
and it's using your gun for stupid bullshit like that that makes people want to ban guns.

unless she comes at you and no getting out of her car doesn't count you have no reason to include your gun in the situation. You could easily just ignore the bitch completely and drive around.
User avatar #94 - sausydangles (04/20/2015) [-]
I'm not saying I would get out and point it at her, I'm saying I would simply get off of my car and tell her to drive away. I've never had to pull out or point my gun and anyone and I hope I never have to but in this situation a lot of really stupid like this woman, would see the gun on my hip and start thinking rationally again.
#79 - Common Pepe (04/19/2015) [-]
Like honestly. "Hurr durr I'm badass and cool I carry guns because no one else does that". You're the one being edgy.
#78 - Common Pepe (04/19/2015) [-]
Wow you're retarded.
#22 - "IS THAT A SPIDER!?!?! KILL IT!!! KILL IT!!!!" 04/18/2015 on rekt +14
#25 - not if they want to get stuff done 04/01/2015 on Twiggerd muh soggy knee +1

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